Twisted Toyfare Theatre #11

(2010)

Head of the Class (Table of Contents: 1)

photo story / 7 pages (report information)

Script

Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Doug Goldstein; Chris Ward

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Genre

humor

Characters

Mrs. McGillicuddy; Arcade; Mr. Squeakers; Uatu; Spider-Man; Cyclops; Colossus; Nightcrawler; Storm; Magneto; Sabretooth; Blob; Quicksilver; Daredevil; Electro; Mrs. Electro; Mysterio; Electro's mom; Electro's dad; Electro's son; Lizard; Hulk; Iron Man; Franklin Richards; May Parker [Dazzler]; Doctor Octopus; Mr. Fantastic; Mark Miller; Mittens; Punisher; Silver Surfer; Namor; Doctor Strange; Professor X; Gwen Stacy; Mary Jane Watson

Synopsis

At school, Arcade gives his show and tell. Then Uatu decides to show the class his report of "What if?" His scenarios are what if: Spider-Man wasn't bitten by a spider, Chris Claremont wrote Twisted Toyfare, Daredevil was a crossing guard, Electro had a sitcom, Lizard found the cosmic cube, photoshop wasn't invented, May was the Dazzler, the kree and skrull had a war, Superman landed in Russia, Punisher majored in philosophy, the Defenders' van was pimped, Storm wasn't hot, and Gwen Stacy didn't die. Uatu's teacher gives him a D-.

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• from Toyfare: The Toy Magazine (Wizard Entertainment, 1997 series) #87 (November 2004)

Keywords

"Everybody Is Tolerant of Electro!"; "Tap the Bottle" by Young Black Teenagers; action figures; Chris Claremont; cosmic cube; Defenders' limo; drums; fumetti; Funkmaster Flex; kree; Lays; morlock; philosophy; photoshop; roller skates; Russia; school; show and tell; skrull; Tiara; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; What If; What If?

My Doctor Said Mylantis! (Table of Contents: 2)

Namor the Sub-Mariner / photo story / 1 page (report information)

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Namor

Synopsis

Namor endorses Mylantis medicine.

Keywords

Mylanta; parody advertisement; pufferfish

Indexer Notes

This is a parody advertisement of the medicine Mylanta.

Smurf City A Smurf to Kill For (Table of Contents: 3)

The Smurfs / photo story / 6 pages (report information)

Script

Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Robert Bricken; Chris Ward; Sean Collins

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humor; fantasy-supernatural

Characters

Hefty Smurf; Goldie Smurf; Greedy Smurf; Yellow Bastard [Allstar Seaworthy]; Gargamel; Smurfette; Hooker Smurf; Ninja Smurf; Brainy Smurf; Papa Smurf; Jokey Smurf

Synopsis

Hefty finds Goldie has been turned to gold, and he is being framed. He gets information from Greedy and Yellow Bastard, which leads him to Gargamel, but he is innocent. He's captured by Smurfette, who thinks he killed Goldie, but she lets him go. He goes to see Brainy, and finds out it was Brainy who has been turning Smurfs to gold. He fights him, and then finds out Papa Smurf was behind it all. He kills Papa and gets sentenced to the electric chair. Then Jokey comes and says it was all a joke. Hefty is already dead.

Reprints

• from Toyfare: The Toy Magazine (Wizard Entertainment, 1997 series) #129 (April 2008)

Keywords

action figures; eBay; electric chair; fumetti; Greedy's Club Pecos; Smurf City P.D.; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

Indexer Notes

This story is a parody of Sin City, and the coloring is done in the same style: black and white with some color highlights.

One Flew Over the Dooku's Nest (Table of Contents: 4)

Star Wars / photo story / 6 pages (report information)

Script

Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; T. J. Dietsch; Chris Ward; Robert Bricken; Sean Collins; Dylan Brucie; Rachel Molino; Matt Powell

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humor; adventure; science fiction

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Darth Vader; Nurse Binks; Ki Adi Mundi (force ghost); Boba Fett; Shakey Pete; Jabba the Hutt; Green Stripey; Emperor Palpatine

Synopsis

After freezing Vader in carbonite, the stormtroopers are sentenced to community service. They go to Chancellor Valorum's Memorial Home for Elderly Clone Troopers. Boba Fett comes to visit his uncles. After seeing the bad treatment of the elderly, they break out the patients. They allow them to do whatever they want. One wants to make out with someone and one wants to shoot a Jedi. They go to Kamino to clone new bodies. Most die before they're cloned, but one survives. Palpatine find out and punishes them by making them bathe him.

Reprints

• from Toyfare: The Toy Magazine (Wizard Entertainment, 1997 series) #138 (February 2009)

Keywords

action figures; carbonite; catheter; Chancellor Valorum's Memorial Home for Elderly Clone Troopers; drugs; Emperor Palpatine; fumetti; Kamino; morgue; Order 66; Thanksgiving; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

Purple Reign (Table of Contents: 5)

Spider-Man / photo story / 6 pages (report information)

Script

Justin Aclin; Sean Collins; T. J. Dietsch; Jon Gutierrez; Dylan Brucie; Rachel Molino

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humor; superhero

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Mayor George W. Bush; Director Green Goblin [Captain Americaawesome]; Lizard; Mysterio [Dr. Strange]; Electro [Black Panther]; skrull; Jim Moore; Vision; Wonder Man; Dr. Strange [Professor Xavier]; Captain America [Cyclops]; Dormmammu [Wonder Man]; Jarvis [Kingpin]; Galactus [Matter Eater Lad]; Whirlwind; Cyclops; Nightcrawler; Professor Xavier: Mr. Hyde [Calvin Zabo]

Synopsis

After the Skrull invasion, Bush feels the need to tighten security and appoints Green Goblin to do so. He appoints a cabal including Lizard, Mysterio, Electro, and a Skrull. He uses the money he saved by giving everyone purple uniforms to perform more warrentless wiretaps. They stop a robbery, but the robber doesn't take them seriously, so they decide they are now Avengers. The Avengers threaten to leave, so they take their identities. When the old Avengers violate the noise ordinance, both teams fight. The old Avengers leave and join the X-Men.

Reprints

• from Toyfare: The Toy Magazine (Wizard Entertainment, 1997 series) #141 (May 2009)

Keywords

action figures; Avengers Mansion; Bureau of American Defense Intervention Deployment Enforcement and Analysis (B.A.D.I.D.E.A.); fumetti; Hellicarrier; Megoville; Megoville Penny-Saver; Nameless Ones Monthly; noise ordinance; Nutella; pumpkin bomb; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

The Golden Rage (Table of Contents: 6)

Spider-Man / photo story / 5 pages (report information)

Script

Justin Aclin; T. J. Dietsch; Jon Gutierrez; Sean Collins; Robert Bricken; Dylan Brucie; Rachel Molino

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humor; superhero

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Spider-Man; Thor; Spider-Man (greatest hero of 1945); Tarantula; Green Goblin; Mysterio; Lizard; Bin Laden

Synopsis

In order to get to the pizza rolls in the freezer, Spider-Man has to unfreeze Spider-Man, the greatest hero of 1945. The Spider-Men go to stop crime, but the old one can't determine what is a crime in current time, and kills Tarantula. He makes new Spider-Man his sidekick. New Spider-Man turns to the Dark Purple Avengers to take down the old one. Old Spider-Man takes them all down, but when he finds out that America is at war, he goes to Afghanistan and punches Bin Laden.

Reprints

• from Toyfare: The Toy Magazine (Wizard Entertainment, 1997 series) #142 (June 2009)

Keywords

action figures; Afghanistan; ATM; Austro-Hungarian; fumetti; pizza bagels; pizza rolls; Qdoba; short-pants; toaster oven; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; web shooters

A Shot at Love with Teela (Table of Contents: 7)

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe / photo story / 1 page (report information)

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humor; sword and sorcery

Characters

Trap Jaw; Sorceress; Panthor; Beast Man; Leech; Teela; Tung Lashor; Roboto; Evil Lynn; Fisto; Orko; Grizzlor

Synopsis

People compete for Teela's love.

Keywords

"A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila"; MTV; parody advertisement

Indexer Notes

This is a parody advertisement of "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila."

One character is not yet identified.

Ewokalypse Now! (Table of Contents: 8)

Star Wars / photo story / 6 pages (report information)

Script

Justin Aclin; T. J. Dietsch; Jon Gutierrez; Dylan Brucie; Robert Bricken; Sean Collins

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Genre

humor; adventure; science fiction

Characters

stormtroopers; Emperor Palpatine; Average Moff Piett; Cloney; Snow; Wilford Brimley

Synopsis

The five stormtroopers are summoned to the moon of Endor to help defend against the Ewok attack. On the moon they ride a speeder bike and get caught in a trap with Wilford Brimley. They are taken to the Ewok village and prepared to be eaten. One trooper is decapitated.

Reprints

• from Toyfare: The Toy Magazine (Wizard Entertainment, 1997 series) #144 (August 2009)

Keywords

action figures; beer; Ewoks; Forest Moon of Endor; fumetti; Mr. Potato Head; speeder bikes; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

Ewokalypse Now! Part 2 (Table of Contents: 9)

Star Wars / photo story / 6 pages (report information)

Script

Justin Aclin; T. J. Dietsch; Jon Gutierrez; Robert Bricken; Sean Collins; Dylan Brucie

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humor; adventure; science fiction

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Cloney; Snow; Wilfred Brimley; stormtroopers; C-3PO

Synopsis

One of the stormtroopers convinces the Ewoks he's a god by making fire and killing Wilford Brimley, and they let him go. He mates with C-3PO to get the others released. They all party together. They fight the Empire so the Ewoks don't eat them. After a while, they feel bad, and decide to go back to the Death Star, until they see it has been blown up. They get jobs as drums with the Ewoks.

Reprints

• from Toyfare: The Toy Magazine (Wizard Entertainment, 1997 series) #145 (September 2009)

Keywords

action figures; alcohol; Darth Vader; Death Star; drums; Ewoks; fumetti; George Lucas; Jimmy Smitts; lighter; Luke Skywalker; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; Zorba the Hutt

Command & Conquer! Part 1 (Table of Contents: 10)

G.I. Joe; Transformers / photo story / 4 pages (report information)

Script

Justin Aclin; T. J. Dietsch; Jon Gutierrez; Jesse Thompson; Robert Bricken; Sean Collins

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Genre

humor; military; science fiction

Characters

Cobra Commander; Starscream; Spirit Iron-Knife; Freedom; Hot Rod; Bizarrobama; Optimus Prime; Burger-Meister; Duke; Megatron

Synopsis

Cobra Commander assembles various rejects from other teams; they are Starscream, Spirit Iron Knife, and Hot Rod. To prove their worth, they are going to attack the Hoover Dam, but end up at Niagara Falls instead. Prime Minister of Canada Bizarrobama gives them the country. Optimus Prime, Burger-Meister, Duke, and Megatron team-up to stop them. Duke sends in the Arctic Joes, not realizing it is hot in Ontario during August. They head to Utah.

Reprints

• from Toyfare: The Toy Magazine (Wizard Entertainment, 1997 series) #146 (October 2009)

Keywords

action figures; Burger-Meister; Burgerdome; Canada; cow-tipping; fumetti; Hoover Dam; Molson Ice; Niagara Falls; Ontario; skis; Tim Horton's; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; Utah

Command & Conquer! Part 2 (Table of Contents: 11)

G.I. Joe; Transformers / photo story / 4 pages (report information)

Script

Justin Aclin; T. J. Dietsch; Jon Gutierrez; Jesse Thompson; Robert Bricken; Sean Collins

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humor; military; science fiction

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Optimus Prime; Burger Meister; Duke; Megatron; Cobra Commander; Starscream; Spirit Iron-Knife; Freedom; Hot Rod; Baroness; Lady Jaye; Arcee; Queen Elizabeth

Synopsis

Cobra Commander, Starscream, Spirit Iron-Knife, Freedom, and Hot Rod attempt to rule Canada. They decide it's too hard and try to sell it to the United Kingdom. The others pursue them on a road trip across the country. When they get there, Cobra Commander convinces them all to get along. Hot Rod accidentally kills Optimus, and they get sent over Niagara Falls in a barrel.

Reprints

• from Toyfare: The Toy Magazine (Wizard Entertainment, 1997 series) #147 (November 2009)

Keywords

action figures; Alaska; bacon; barrel; Burger Dome; Canada; fish and chips; french fries; fumetti; Helen Mirren; Maple Leafs; milkshakes; Niagara Falls; Penguins; Sally Struthers; Stanley Cup; Sydney Crosby; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; United Kingdom; Utah; wedding

The Supremes Part 1 (Table of Contents: 12)

The Defenders; Doctor Strange; Fantastic Four / photo story / 5 pages (report information)

Script

Justin Aclin; T. J. Dietsch; Jon Gutierrez; Jesse Thompson; Robert Bricken; Sean Collins; Dylan Brucie

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Genre

humor; superhero; fantasy-supernatural

Characters

Namor; Dr. Strange; Silver Surfer; Hulk; Ancient One; Dr. Doom; Dormammu; Alan Moore

Synopsis

After the Defenders "save" Hulk from a nightmare, the ancient one appears, telling Strange he must renew his position as sorcerer supreme. Strange refuses, and angered, the ancient one decides to train Dr. Doom as the new one. Doom kills his old girlfriend to make his new armor. He trades his soul to Dormmammu for powers. He practices his spell pronunciation. Then he must learn under another master of magic: Alan Moore.

Reprints

• from Toyfare: The Toy Magazine (Wizard Entertainment, 1997 series) #148 (December 2009)

Keywords

action figures; fumetti; ham; Hoggoth; Merriam Webster Dictionary; Moondragon; nightmare; Nightmare Lord of the Dream Dimension; time machine; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; Vishanti

Rom & Kate Plus Eight (Table of Contents: 13)

ROM / cartoon / 1 page (report information)

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humor

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Kate; Rom; Cara; Maddy; Alexis; Hannah; Aaden; Collin; Leah; Joel

Synopsis

Kat and Rom raise eight children.

Keywords

"Jon & Kate Plus Eight"; "Little People Big World"; parody advertisement

Indexer Notes

This is a parody advertisement for the show "Jon & Kate Plus Eight."

The Supremes Part 2 (Table of Contents: 14)

Doctor Strange; Fantastic Four / photo story / 4 pages (report information)

Script

Justin Aclin; T. J. Dietsch; Jon Gutierrez; Jesse Thompson; Robert Bricken; Sean Collins

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humor; fantasy-supernatural; superhero

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H.G. Wells; Alan Moore; Dr. Doom; Dr. Strange; Clea; Scarlet Witch; Captain America; skrull; Hulk; Mysterio; Reed Richards

Synopsis

When Dr. Doom defeats H.G. Wells with magic, he gains the power of Agamotto. He trains with Clea and Scarlet Witch. Elsewhere, Dr. Strange notices his powers are diminishing. He is unable to help defeat Annihilus, and his pickup magic isn't working. He decides to find out what is going on. Doom learns how to tip waitresses under Mysterio, then must finally train under Reed Richards.

Reprints

• from Toyfare: The Toy Magazine (Wizard Entertainment, 1997 series) #149 (January 2010)

Keywords

action figures; Annihilus; brandy; cupcake; deus ex machina; Doombot; England; fumetti; Jack the Ripper; Killraven; power of Agamotto; steampunk; time travel; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; Wii bowling

The Supremes Part 3 (Table of Contents: 15)

Doctor Strange; Fantastic Four / photo story / 5 pages (report information)

Script

Justin Aclin; T. J. Dietsch; Jon Gutierrez; Jesse Thompson; Robert Bricken; Sean Collins

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humor; fantasy-supernatural; superhero

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Dr. Doom; Reed Richards; Franklin Richards; Dr. Strange; Silver Surfer; Ancient One; Jules Verne; Alan Moore

Synopsis

Doom trains under Richards while Strange tries to get his powers back by breaking his hand with a hammer. Doom has to carry Franklin on his back and go to the astral plane to learn humility. Strange gets Silver Surfer to carry him up a mountain. When Doom must kiss Reed's brain to demonstrate his humility, he refuses and gives the powers back to Strange. But they don't go to strange, they go to Franklin. Strange goes to study under Alan Moore.

Reprints

• from Toyfare: The Toy Magazine (Wizard Entertainment, 1997 series) #150 (February 2010)

Keywords

action figures; astral brain; Captain America; cell phone; Dolores Umbridge; fumetti; hammer; Harry Potter; Remus Lupin; Thor; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Um...fight?

Characters

Elvis; Alien; Sunshine Bear; Iron Klaw; Rainbow Brite; Ryu; Rocky; Robocop; Predator; Raymond Stantz; Dargon; Private Pizza; Wolverine; She-Ra

Synopsis

A video game pits Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, Care Bear, Predator, Rainbow Brite, Aliens, Robocop, She-Ra, Rocky, Wolverine, Elvis, Sectaurs, G.I. Joe, Ghostbusters, Prime, and Silver Hawks characters against each other.

Keywords

Aliens; Care Bear; Elvis; Gamecube; Ghostbusters; GI Joe; Mortal Kombat; Nintendo Entertainment System; parody advertisement; Playstation; Playstation 2; Predator; Prime; PS2; Rainbow Brite; Robocop; Rocky; Sectaurs; Sega; Sega 32X; Sega CD; Sega Dreamcast; Sega Genesis; Sega Saturn; She-Ra; Silver Hawks; Street Fighter; Wii; Wolverine; Xbox; Xbox 360

Indexer Notes

This is a parody advertisement of the video games series "Mortal Kombat Vs." and "Street Fighter Vs."

Two characters have not yet been identified, most likely from the Prime and Silver Hawk lines.

Kommand Performance (Table of Contents: 17)

M.A.S.K / photo story / 4 pages (report information)

Script

Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; T. J. Dietsch; Jesse Thompson; Robert Bricken; Sean Collins

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Matt Tracker; Brad Turner; Dusty Hayes; Sly Rax; Cliff Dagger; Miles Mayhem; Scott; T-Bob

Synopsis

Matt Tracker assembles M.A.S.K. for their very own summer blockbuster. V.E.N.O.M. agrees to be in the movie. They deal with stunt shots, script disputes, and soundtrack issues. Scott and T-Bob were their focus testing group. They find out they accidentally got the rights to remake the Cher movie Mask instead of M.A.S.K., so they shoot that instead.

Reprints

• from Toyfare: The Toy Magazine (Wizard Entertainment, 1997 series) #151 (March 2010)

Keywords

action figures; Angelina Jolie; Cheerios; Cher; Chris Tucker; fumetti; gas station; Jim Bean; Jim Carey; Lord of the Rings; Megan Fox; milk; robot bitches; switchblade; Thin Lizy; Thunderhawk; troll; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; unicorns

Web-Singers (Table of Contents: 18)

Spider-Man / photo story / 4 pages (report information)

Script

Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; T. J. Dietsch; Robert Bricken

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Dan Reilly (photos)

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Dan Reilly (photos)

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Dan Reilly (photos)

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Genre

humor; superhero

Characters

Mr. Fantastic; Namor; Professor Xavier; Black Bolt; Iron Man; Dr. Strange; Spider-Man; Hulk; Mary Jane Watson; Dr. Octopus; Electro; Mysterio; Bono [Green Goblin]; Thing; Watcher; Wendigo; Phoenix; Leader; Venom; Red Skull; Scarlet Witch; She-Hulk; Wolverine; Hobgoblin; May Parker

Synopsis

The Illuminati's production of Spider-Man: The Musical is way over budget and the lead actor has walked out. They convince Spider-Man to fill in by explaining if he doesn't, he will be owned by Broadway. He is unimpressed with Mary Jane. His villains fill in as the crew. Bono has written the songs. There is no time to rehearse, so Spider-Man is thrown on the stage without knowing the lyrics. Bono dresses up as Green Goblin and attacks Spider-Man and Mary Jane for ruining his songs.

Reprints

• from Toyfare: The Toy Magazine (Wizard Entertainment, 1997 series) #156 (August 2010)

Keywords

action figures; Andrew Lloyd Web-Head; Broadway; fumetti; Lucky Charms; meatloaf; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; U2; union

Web-Singers Part 2 (Table of Contents: 19)

Spider-Man / photo story / 4 pages (report information)

Script

Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; T. J. Dietsch; Robert Bricken

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Dan Reilly (photos)

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Genre

humor; superhero

Characters

Spider-Man; Mary Jane Watson; Bono [Green Goblin]; Namor; Mr. Fantastic; Dr. Strange; Phoenix; Venom; May Parker; Thing; Vulture; Mysterio; Electro; Blade; Nightcrawler; Kingpin; Colossus; Human Torch; Watcher; Leader; Iron Man; Wendigo; Venom; Red Skull; Daredevil; Hawkeye; Scarlet Witch; Black Bolt; She-Hulk; Wolverine; Hobgoblin; Thing; May Parker; Cyclops; Spider-Man 2099

Synopsis

Bono, dressed as Green Goblin, threatens the cast while the Illuminati backstage decide not to intervene. Vulture is upset his part was cut, and then he is killed. Spider-Man convinces Mysterio and Electro to come on stage, but it doesn't help. He finally agrees to sing the songs. The audience boos, and it is over. In the future, Spider-Man 2099 gets a Tony for the revival.

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• from Toyfare: The Toy Magazine (Wizard Entertainment, 1997 series) #157 (September 2010)

Keywords

action figures; Fixodent; fumetti; Tony Award; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; union

Indexer Notes

Two characters in the audience have not been identified.

Inceptors of the Universe (Table of Contents: 20)

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe / photo story / 4 pages (report information)

Script

Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; T. J. Dietsch; Robert Bricken

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Dan Reilly (photos)

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Genre

humor; sword and sorcery

Characters

Beast Man; Skeletor; Evil-Lyn; Mer-Man; Tri-Klops [Man-at-Arms]; Trap Jaw

Synopsis

Skeletor plans to find out for sure if Prince Adam is He-Man by taking him in a dream that is in a dream that is in a dream, etc. They capture He-Man and Tri-Klops impersonates Man-at-Arms. He is about to reveal his secret when Skeletor moves them to the next dream. Trap Jaw is in charge of the next one, and he is a somnambulist. The room shakes.

Reprints

• from Toyfare: The Toy Magazine (Wizard Entertainment, 1997 series) #160 (December 2010)

Keywords

action figures; cosmic key; dream; fumetti; Inception; mustache; sandwich; somnambulist; totem; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

Inceptors of the Universe Part 2 (Table of Contents: 21)

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe / photo story / 4 pages (report information)

Script

Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; T. J. Dietsch; Robert Bricken; Carlos Mejia

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Dan Reilly (photos)

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Dan Reilly (photos)

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Dan Reilly (photos)

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Genre

humor; sword and sorcery

Characters

He-Man; Evil-Lyn; Skeletor [Faker Skeletor]; Tri-Klops [Man-at-Arms]; Trap Jaw; Fisto; Zodak; Orko; Conan; Sy-Klone

Synopsis

In the dreams, Skeletor pretends to be Faker Skeletor, and He-Man follows them to "rescue" Randor. They only have minutes before Trap Jaw wakes up. Beast Man is fighting in one dream level, one level is in space, and then in the current level He-Man is killed by Orko, who is Skeletor's ex-lover. They take He-Man to a vault where they hope he would project his secret identity, but he only projects He-Man dancing. They all wake up, except now Skeletor is in his own dream.

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• from Toyfare: The Toy Magazine (Wizard Entertainment, 1997 series) #161 (January 2011)

Keywords

disco; fumetti; New Adventures of He-Man; totem; Twisted Toyfare Theatre

Harry Potter and the Crux of the Matter (Table of Contents: 22)

Harry Potter / photo story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Justin Aclin

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Dan Reilly (photos)

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Dan Reilly (photos)

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Dan Reilly (photos)

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humor

Characters

Draco Malfoy; Harry Potter; Voldemort; Narcissa Malfoy

Synopsis

Harry asks Draco to meet him because he discovered something shocking about his past. He says Voldemort and Narcissa had an affair, then, as he was dying, Voldemort asked her for a favor. This is all a set-up so Harry can call Draco's mom a horcrux.

Keywords

action figures; fumetti; horcrux; magical pope; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; unicorn

Indexer Notes

This story was never previously printed in any Toyfare magazine or any of its specials.