Playboy
#v14#2
(February 1967)
Playboy,
1953 Series
- Volume
- 14
- Price
- 0.75 USD
- Pages
- 202
- Indicia Frequency
- monthly
- Indicia / Colophon Publisher
- HMH Publishing Co., Inc.
- Editing
- Hugh M. Hefner (editor, publisher); A. C. Spectorsky (associate publisher, editorial director)
The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Colors
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Say, weren't you supposed to go down with the ship?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman in a rubber raft wonders why her companion is the ship's captain.
- Keywords
- captain; oars; rubber raft; sinking
Indexer Notes
Page 73.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Pencils
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Inks
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Colors
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- We recognize your assests, Miss Brainbridge, but we don't regard them as collateral.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman opens her fur coat to show a loan officer her shapely nude body, but the officer isn't impressed.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- fur coat; loans; nude
Indexer Notes
Page 79.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Pencils
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Inks
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Colors
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Of course, a lot of this stuff is untitled ... !
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An artist shows a visitor his studio full of three-dimensional art, not noticing that one of the subjects is the body of his wife, hanging from a ceiling beam in a noose.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- artist; noose; rope; sculpture; suicide
Indexer Notes
Page 84.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Pencils
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Inks
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Colors
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Shut that door, O'Hara—and while you're at it, put a star on it!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A director of a Broadway show upgrades a woman's status after a session on the casting couch.
- Reprints
-
in The Playboy Cartoon Album (Playboy Press, 1963 series) #6 (1973) [black and white]
-
- Keywords
- Broadway; casting couch; dressing room; makeup
Indexer Notes
Page 91. Posters on the wall for "The Shrink" with Doug Rowe and Judy Farrel, "Country Girl" with Jennifer Jones," and "The Rose Tattoo" with Maureen Stapleton.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Pencils
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Inks
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Colors
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I was just about to process some data brought in by Agent 37 ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man in a lush drawing room talks on the telephone while a sexy woman waits on the couch.
- Keywords
- cigarettes; cocktails; smoking; spy; telephone
Indexer Notes
Page 103.
[no title indexed]
Vargas / cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Inks
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Colors
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Post time, darling.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A back view of a brunette woman in a sheer backless bodysuit, with black high-heeled boots, and holding a racing whip.
- Keywords
- high heels; racing whip
Indexer Notes
Page 126.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Pencils
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Inks
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Colors
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- How's everything at Vogue?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- At the nudist camp, a man talks to a slender woman lying on a deck chair. She has an unusual hairstyle and extravagant bracelet and other jewelry.
- Keywords
- jewelry; nudists
Indexer Notes
Page 139. The punchline refers to the fashion magazine. Part of the "Nudist Camp" series.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Wouldn't it be something if you turned out to be beautiful and I turned out to be handsome?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- At a party, a long-haired boy talks to a long-haired girl, neither of whom can see the other's face.
- Keywords
- counterculture; long-hair; party
Indexer Notes
Page 146.
[Change of Scenery]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A king watches a procession of dancing girls go by his throne, each with a prize gift on a pillow. One girl doesn't have anything on the pillow, but raises it high to show off her breasts.
- Keywords
- breasts; king; pillows; presents
Indexer Notes
Page 147. Signature is not clear.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I move to admit Red China, but in deference to the United States, we should seat them in front of the air conditioner.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A delegate at the United Nations proposes to admit communist China as a member, but to sit them in an uncomfortable seat.
- Keywords
- China; delegate; United Nations
Indexer Notes
Page 150.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Pencils
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Inks
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- By the way, guess who turned over a new leaf ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two women are browsing through classic sculpture in a museum, which feature fig leaves on the male statues.
- Keywords
- museum; statues
Indexer Notes
Page 151.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I appreciate your dropping by, Harry.
- Genre
- humor; historical
- Synopsis
- A man is about to be executed by an axe and thanks his friend for coming by to watch.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- axe; executioner
Indexer Notes
Page 152.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- ? [as B Wiseman] (signed)
- Pencils
- ? [as B Wiseman] (signed)
- Inks
- ? [as B Wiseman] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Oh, yes—the ad's correct—but there's no JOB involved!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A stockbroker advertises in the newspaper and on his door for a "Girl Wanted," but there's no job attached.
- Keywords
- employment; newspaper; stock broker
Indexer Notes
Page 153.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- But, sir, what kind of fertility rites were you expecting?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Tourists expect some erotic fertility rituals to be given by the natives, but it's just a ceremony under the moon to bless fertilizer and seed to ensue a good crop.
- Keywords
- drums; fertilizer; moon; natives
Indexer Notes
Page 154.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.2 page
- Script
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Pencils
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Inks
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- No frugging—we must conserve the orchestra!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The party doesn't stop when a cruise ship sinks and the passengers are in a large lifeboat.
- Keywords
- lifeboat; orchestra
Indexer Notes
Page 155. The Frug was a popular dance.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Pencils
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Inks
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Colors
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- But, Barry—I thought we were supposed to be eloping TOMORROW night ... !
- Synopsis
- A man puts a ladder to his love's second story window to take her away to elope, but finds she's in bed with another man.
- Reprints
- in The Playboy Cartoon Album (Playboy Press, 1963 series) #4 (1971) [black and white]
-
- Keywords
- elopement; ladder; marriage
Indexer Notes
Page 157.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You got me INTO the mood for this passionate love scene, Mr. Gazin. Maybe now you can tell me how to get OUT of it?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- After filming a torrid love scene for a movie, an actress makes a play for the director.
- Keywords
- bed; director; movie-making
Indexer Notes
Page 159. Signature is not clear.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Sodom and Gomorrah, Wednesday, four-thirty—pass it on!
- Genre
- humor; religious
- Synopsis
- Two angels in heaven pass a note along telling of a forbidden meeting.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- angels; Bible; heaven; note
Indexer Notes
Page 160.
[Bomb as Sculpture]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- At a museum of modern art, a man notices an exhibit that looks just like a time bomb with dynamite—if it's an exhibit and not the real thing.
- Keywords
- modern art; Museum; time bomb
Indexer Notes
Page 161. A pantomime cartoon.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Pencils
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Inks
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- My name is J. Barclay Stausse—anyone been looking for me?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man checks in with the Missing Persons Bureau.
- Keywords
- missing persons bureau
Indexer Notes
Page 162.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You tell your Mr. Ryan that I'm flattered, but I already have a date for this evening.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man uses a parrot on a leash to try to pick up girls at a bar.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- bar; parrot
Indexer Notes
Page 163.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Inks
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I appeal to you, because I think you've got a little more sense than the others.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A native on Easter Island appeals to one of the many statues on the island—all of which look the same.
- Keywords
- Easter Island; statues
Indexer Notes
Page 165.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- William O'Brian [as O'Brian] (signed)
- Pencils
- William O'Brian [as O'Brian] (signed)
- Inks
- William O'Brian [as O'Brian] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man in a robe carrying a sign that says "The World Is Coming to an END!" is saying a countdown, to the dismay of passers-by.
- Keywords
- countdown; end of the world; sign
Indexer Notes
Page 165.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Pencils
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Inks
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Colors
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- My God—do you suppose it can read?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The countermen at a lonely diner, spotlighted by signs that say "Eat," look out the window at a monster creeping over a hill.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- advertising; diner; monster
Indexer Notes
Page 166.
[St. Bernard with Blood]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- Script
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
- Pencils
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
- Inks
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
- Colors
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] ?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A snowbound vampire is rescued by a St. Bernard, who has a bottle of blood around its neck instead of brandy.
- Keywords
- blood; mountains; snow; St. Bernard; vampire
Indexer Notes
Page 169. Spot red on bottle of blood only. A pantomime cartoon.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I understand she married him for his connection.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two women at a party gossip about another woman.
- Keywords
- drugs; gossip
Indexer Notes
Page 170. Punchline likely refers to "connection" as a source of drugs.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- ? [as Flanigan] (signed)
- Pencils
- ? [as Flanigan] (signed)
- Inks
- ? [as Flanigan] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Don't you worrry, Marge. Someday, after I'm dead, they'll be paying thousands for my paintings.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A painter, living in a hovel, tells his wife his paintings will be worth money after he's dead. She decides to hurry the process.
- Keywords
- gun; murder; paintings
Indexer Notes
Page 173.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You're a very difficult man to please, Mr. Green, but I think I have a certain someone who will be just right ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The madam of a brothel takes a fussy customer upstairs, where one of the girls is kept under lock and key.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- bars; brothel; lock; stairs
Indexer Notes
Page 174.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.5 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Train? My dear, the railroad hasn't used this track in years!
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
- Synopsis
- A man ties a woman up and takes her to some railroad tracks. He then starts getting undressed.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- bondage; melodrama; railroad tracks
Indexer Notes
Page 175. A parody of old melodramas with the villain lying a tied woman across the railroad tracks.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.5 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- The Board of Education requires me to give you some basic information on sex, reproduction and other disgusting filth.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An old school teacher is not happy about teaching sex education.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- school teacher; sex education
Indexer Notes
Page 177.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Pencils
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Inks
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Well, what do you expect—a 'Bon Voyage'?
- Genre
- humor; religious
- Synopsis
- Two monkeys on Noah's Ark watch as a monkey left behind when it starts to rain thumbs his nose at them.
- Keywords
- Bible; monkey; Noah's Ark; vulgar
Indexer Notes
Page 178.
[Keeping Quiet]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
- Pencils
- Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
- Inks
- Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man puts a finger to his lips in a gesture to his wife as a doctor raises the sheet on his bed for a policeman to take notes.
- Keywords
- police
Indexer Notes
Page 179. A pantomime cartoon.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Marvin Tannenberg [as Tann] (signed)
- Pencils
- Marvin Tannenberg [as Tann] (signed)
- Inks
- Marvin Tannenberg [as Tann] (signed)
- Colors
- Marvin Tannenberg [as Tann] ?
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You won't reconsider?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A loan officer bluntly uses a rubber stamp to stamp "NO" on an applicant's forehead.
- Reprints
- in The Playboy Cartoon Album (Playboy Press, 1963 series) #6 (1973) [black and white]
-
- Keywords
- loan officer; rubber stamp
Indexer Notes
Page 181. Spot red color on stamp pad, stamp and impression on forehead.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Pencils
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Inks
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Colors
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- ... And then there were these seven little men and their seven little beds ... !
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
- Synopsis
- Snow White meets the Prince after an upsetting encounter with the Seven Dwarfs.
- Keywords
- dwarfs; fairy tale; prince
Indexer Notes
Page 183. A parody of the "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" story.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Like, most chicks couldn't stay me from my—uh—appointed rounds—ya know what I mean?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An inarticulate mail carrier is smitten by a young woman.
- Keywords
- mail carrier
Indexer Notes
Page 185. The punchline is a play on the Post Office's motto.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- William O'Brian [as O'Brian] (signed)
- Pencils
- William O'Brian [as O'Brian] (signed)
- Inks
- William O'Brian [as O'Brian] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- In fact, you're about the only person I DON'T feel inferior to.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A patient on a psychiatrist's couch feels inferior to everyone, except the psychiatrist.
- Keywords
- couch; psychiatrist
Indexer Notes
Page 187.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Wait, how about longhand, then? Can you take longhand?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- When an attractive woman gets up to leave after telling a personnel director she can't take shorthand, the PR director drastically lowers his standards.
- Keywords
- secretary; shorthand
Indexer Notes
Page 188.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- No, we're not especially crazy about kids. They're sort of a by-product.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A guest wonders why a young couple has six children.
- Keywords
- family; pipe; smoking; toys
Indexer Notes
Page 189.
[Unexpected Artistic Effect]
comic story / 1 page
- Script
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Pencils
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Inks
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Colors
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A painter dumps various colors of paint into a pail, mixes it thoroughly, and splashes the mixture on a canvas. The result looks like the classic "Mona Lisa."
- Keywords
- Mona Lisa; painting
Indexer Notes
Page 191. A six-panel pantomime story.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
- Inks
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
- Colors
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Gosh! I thought I'd be lucky if I was just asked to sit at the captain's table!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A young woman on a cruise want to be asked to the captain's table for dinner, but ends up in his bed.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- bed; captain; ship
Indexer Notes
Page 193.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Syd Hoff [as Hoff] (signed)
- Pencils
- Syd Hoff [as Hoff] (signed)
- Inks
- Syd Hoff [as Hoff] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Your mother tells me you've started smoking. Got a cigarette?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- When a father learns his young son has started smoking, his first response is to ask him for a cigarette.
- Keywords
- cigarettes; smoking
Indexer Notes
Page 194.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Colors
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Why can't I just wear an engagement ring like everybody else?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man has his name tattooed on his fiancee's buttock.
- Reprints
- in The Playboy Cartoon Album (Playboy Press, 1963 series) #4 (1971) [black and white]
-
- Keywords
- engagement; tattoo
Indexer Notes
Page 197.
Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
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1.
["Say, weren't you supposed to go down with the ship?"]
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2.
["We recognize your assests, Miss Brainbridge, but we don't regard them as collateral."]
-
3.
["Of course, a lot of this stuff is untitled ... !"]
-
4.
["Shut that door, O'Hara—and while you're at it, put a star on it!"]
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5.
["I was just about to process some data brought in by Agent 37 ..."]
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6.
["Post time, darling."]
Vargas -
7.
["How's everything at Vogue?"]
-
8.
["Wouldn't it be something if you turned out to be beautiful and I turned out to be handsome?"]
-
9.
[Change of Scenery]
-
10.
["I move to admit Red China, but in deference to the United States, we should seat them in front of the air conditioner."]
-
11.
["By the way, guess who turned over a new leaf ..."]
-
12.
["I appreciate your dropping by, Harry."]
-
13.
["Oh, yes—the ad's correct—but there's no JOB involved!"]
-
14.
["But, sir, what kind of fertility rites were you expecting?"]
-
15.
["No frugging—we must conserve the orchestra!"]
-
16.
["But, Barry—I thought we were supposed to be eloping TOMORROW night ... !"]
-
17.
["You got me INTO the mood for this passionate love scene, Mr. Gazin. Maybe now you can tell me how to get OUT of it?"]
-
18.
["Sodom and Gomorrah, Wednesday, four-thirty—pass it on!"]
-
19.
[Bomb as Sculpture]
-
20.
["My name is J. Barclay Stausse—anyone been looking for me?"]
-
21.
["You tell your Mr. Ryan that I'm flattered, but I already have a date for this evening."]
-
22.
["I appeal to you, because I think you've got a little more sense than the others."]
-
23.
["Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."]
-
24.
["My God—do you suppose it can read?"]
-
25.
[St. Bernard with Blood]
-
26.
["I understand she married him for his connection."]
-
27.
["Don't you worrry, Marge. Someday, after I'm dead, they'll be paying thousands for my paintings."]
-
28.
["You're a very difficult man to please, Mr. Green, but I think I have a certain someone who will be just right ..."]
-
29.
["Train? My dear, the railroad hasn't used this track in years!"]
-
30.
["The Board of Education requires me to give you some basic information on sex, reproduction and other disgusting filth."]
-
31.
["Well, what do you expect—a 'Bon Voyage'?"]
-
32.
[Keeping Quiet]
-
33.
["You won't reconsider?"]
-
34.
["... And then there were these seven little men and their seven little beds ... !"]
-
35.
["Like, most chicks couldn't stay me from my—uh—appointed rounds—ya know what I mean?"]
-
36.
["In fact, you're about the only person I DON'T feel inferior to."]
-
37.
["Wait, how about longhand, then? Can you take longhand?"]
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38.
["No, we're not especially crazy about kids. They're sort of a by-product."]
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[Unexpected Artistic Effect]
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["Gosh! I thought I'd be lucky if I was just asked to sit at the captain's table!"]
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["Your mother tells me you've started smoking. Got a cigarette?"]
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["Why can't I just wear an engagement ring like everybody else?"]
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