Playboy #v14#8
(August 1967)

Playboy, 1953 Series
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Volume
14
Price
0.75 USD
Pages
182
Indicia Frequency
monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
HMH Publishing Co., Inc.
Editing
Hugh M. Hefner (editor, publisher); A. C. Spectorsky (associate publisher, editorial director)

Issue Notes

"The Underground Press" article by Jacob Brackman on pages 83, 96, 151, 152, 154-157.

The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Pencils
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Inks
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Colors
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Don't tell me! Givenchy? Gernreich? St. Laurent? Cardin?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman shows up nude at a party and another woman tries to guess which designer came up with the idea.
Keywords
cocktails; nude; party; pipe; smoking

Indexer Notes

Page 63.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

Vargas / cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Inks
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Colors
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Sorry I'm late. Did I hold up the game?
Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

Pages 78-79. A two-page pinup cartoon. A blonde woman in sandals and white slacks and an unfastened white blouse with red and green trim.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Colors
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Then I said, 'No, damn it! I've still got some integrity!' and I refused to put in any more meatballs.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A painter shows off his large painting of a birds-eye view of a plate of spaghetti and meatballs.
Keywords
painting; pop art

Indexer Notes

Page 82.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Pencils
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Inks
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Colors
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
We forgot the picnic basket!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
The satyr has brought seven nymphs with him on a picnic, but no one remembered the picnic basket.
Keywords
nymphs; picnic; satyr

Indexer Notes

Page 93. Part of the "Satyr" series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Inks
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Colors
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Don't worry, Mr. Kiernan—we'll have you out of there in no time!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Medics carry a python out of a zoo, who has apparently swallowed one of the visitors.
Reprints
Keywords
doctor; python; zoo

Indexer Notes

Page 101.

[Different Goals] (Table of Contents: 6)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Colors
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A young man and woman check into a motel near a beach and disrobe. The girl is disappointed when the boy ignores her and takes a surfboard to the beach.
Keywords
beach; motel; surfboard

Indexer Notes

Page 107. A six-panel pantomime story.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Pencils
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Inks
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Colors
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
This bed cost me $63 in 1964. So far I've made $78,432 profit on it.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
One of the brothel girls brags about her old metal frame bed.
Keywords
bed; brother; poodle

Indexer Notes

Page 114. One of the "Brothel" series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Colors
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Well, it didn't bring rain, but you've got to admit it's one helluva ceremony.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A native American man and woman turn a rain-making ceremony into something erotic.
Keywords
desert; Indians; Native Americans; rain-making

Indexer Notes

Page 121.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
Pencils
Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
Inks
Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Congratulations on the Vietnam mess.
Genre
advocacy
Characters
Devil
Synopsis
A demon in Hell congratulates the Devil on inspiring the Vietnam war.
Reprints
Keywords
demon; Devil; Hell; politics; Vietnam

Indexer Notes

Page 122.

[Sad-Eyed and Otherwise] (Table of Contents: 10)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Colors
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)

Genre
satire-parody
Synopsis
A painter painting a large "sad-eyed" painting of a girl uses the same effect on her bare breasts.
Reprints
Keywords
breasts; painting

Indexer Notes

Page 124. A pantomime cartoon. A parody of the kitsch paintings by Walter and Margaret Keane that featured faces with large, sad eyes.

[The Call of the Wild] (Table of Contents: 11)

cartoon / 0.2 page (report information)

Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)

Genre
drama
Synopsis
A house dog in his bed is reading "The Call of the Wild" by Jack London and is wagging his tail.
Keywords
dog

Indexer Notes

Page 125. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
Inks
Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I don't use Ban Spray Deodorant and I just won the club play-off!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A golfer brags about winning a golf tournament, but a woman is not impressed.
Keywords
deodorant; golf

Indexer Notes

Page 127. Cartoon is most of an advertisement for Ban Spray Deodorant.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

cartoon / 0.2 page (report information)

Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Hey, man, we goofed. It IS bread ... !
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two counterculture teens hold up a bread truck, thinking it contains cash.
Keywords
bread; counterculture; guns; robbery; slang; truck

Indexer Notes

Page 128. Punchline hinges on use of "bread" as slang for money.

[Beer Can Opener in Surgery] (Table of Contents: 14)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Pencils
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Inks
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)

Genre
humor; medical
Synopsis
A surgeon is startled to see a beer can opener in the tray of surgical instruments at an operation.
Keywords
can opener; hospital; surgeon

Indexer Notes

Page 129. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Pencils
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Inks
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Thirty cents a bottle—five cents a sniff.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A seedy hobby shop clerk offers to sell a teen airplane glue by the bottle or by the sniff.
Keywords
airplane glue; drugs

Indexer Notes

Page 133. Glue for model airplanes could be used to get high.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I remember it all just as clearly as if it had happened yesterday. I swear I never suspected for a moment there were bears living in that house. You know how kids are. I smelled porridge, so I went in.
Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Goldilocks
Synopsis
Goldilocks, now an elderly woman, tells the story of the Three Bears to an acquaintance over tea.
Keywords
fairy tales; Three Bears

Indexer Notes

Page 133.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Colors
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
This is the third-floor conference room. Help!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman phones for help as she's being assaulted by a businessman in a business conference room.
Keywords
assault; telephone

Indexer Notes

Page 135.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Pencils
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Inks
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
The redeeming social value is there, all right—it's the pornography that's weak.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A publishing company finds fault with an author's story.
Reprints
Keywords
author; pornography; publishing

Indexer Notes

Page 138.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
This should be interesting.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man at a bar decides to hit on a woman, who apparently is a bride left at the altar.
Keywords
bar; bride; jilted

Indexer Notes

Page 139.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dink Siegel (signed)
Pencils
Dink Siegel (signed)
Inks
Dink Siegel (signed)
Colors
Dink Siegel (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
We haven't missed anything—here comes the model!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Students at the door of an art school watch as a nude female model dashes inside from the sidewalk.
Keywords
art school; model; nude

Indexer Notes

Page 140.

[8 Button Temporarily Out of Order] (Table of Contents: 21)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Pencils
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Inks
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Sign in an elevator: "8 Button temporarily out of order. Please press 5 and 3"
Keywords
elevator

Indexer Notes

Page 143. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
A nameless dread, eh? That's easily fixed. We have names for everything.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A psychiatrist's answer to a patient's problem isn't reassuring.
Keywords
psychiatrist

Indexer Notes

Page 143.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Pencils
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Inks
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Frankly, madam, I find it beneath my dignity to discuss safety.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A salesman at a dealership for expensive automobiles isn't concerned with safety.
Reprints
Keywords
automobile; car salesmen; safety

Indexer Notes

Page 145.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Pencils
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Inks
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Sometimes I wonder about this neighborhood—us being the rich folks in the big house at the top of the hill and all.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two children in a ramshackle shack with trash in the yard are confused when they are considered the rich people of the neighborhood.
Reprints
Keywords
poverty; shack; status

Indexer Notes

Page 146.

[Burying a Problem] (Table of Contents: 25)

comic story / 0.67 page (report information)

Script
Jim Willoughby (signed)
Pencils
Jim Willoughby (signed)
Inks
Jim Willoughby (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man goes to the beach with his wife, who is continually nagging him. He starts to bury her in sand, to her approval, but doesn't quit until she's completely covered.
Keywords
beach; nagging; sand; umbrella

Indexer Notes

Page 147. A six-panel pantomime story.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
? [as Huddleston] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Huddleston] (signed)
Inks
? [as Huddleston] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Ha, ha, the joke's on us, Mr. Simpkins—that was the maid—not my husband!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman comes back to her bedroom to find that her lover is gone and the apartment window is open.
Keywords
adultery; apartment

Indexer Notes

Page 148.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Pencils
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Inks
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Where were the mini-skirts when I needed them?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An elderly businessman regrets being born too early to enjoy mini-skirts.
Keywords
mini-skirts

Indexer Notes

Page 149.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
George Dole (signed)
Pencils
George Dole (signed)
Inks
George Dole (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
That's not the only difference.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two young boys are in an art gallery. One notices that a picture of a nude woman is much larger than the pictures of the landscapes beside it.
Keywords
art gallery; nude

Indexer Notes

Page 150.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
E. Simms Campbell (signed)
Pencils
E. Simms Campbell (signed)
Inks
E. Simms Campbell (signed)
Colors
E. Simms Campbell (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
He got the idea on his last visit to the States.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
The Sultan dresses some of his harem in Playboy Bunny uniforms.
Reprints
Keywords
bunnies; harem; Playboy; sultan

Indexer Notes

Page 153. Part of the "Harem" series.

[Tuba as Periscope] (Table of Contents: 30)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
? [as Toke ?] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Toke ?] (signed)
Inks
? [as Toke ?] (signed)
Colors
? [as Toke ?] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man uses a tuba like a periscope to peek through a window at a woman getting undressed.
Keywords
tuba; voyeurism

Indexer Notes

Page 154. Artist's name is unclear.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

cartoon / 0.2 page (report information)

Script
Edward Frascino [as Frascino] (signed)
Pencils
Edward Frascino [as Frascino] (signed)
Inks
Edward Frascino [as Frascino] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Stop that!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A mother polar bear scolds her cub for pretending he's a rug.
Reprints
Keywords
arctic; polar bear; rug

Indexer Notes

Page 155.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Pencils
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Inks
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You're right, Reverend Pratt. It IS a dirty word!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A pastor finds a dirty word in the tiniest type of an optician's eye chart.
Keywords
eye chart; optician; pastor

Indexer Notes

Page 157.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Colors
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Well, Martha, there goes the egg money ... !
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A farmer has to tell his wife he spent some savings for a roll in the hay with a young woman.
Keywords
farm; hay; horses; prostitution

Indexer Notes

Page 159.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
B Kliban (signed)
Pencils
B Kliban (signed)
Inks
B Kliban (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
We have to stop meeting like this. I'm running out of cookies.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A Girl Scout uses selling cookies as an excuse to meet an older man at his apartment.
Reprints
Keywords
cookies; Girl Scouts; under-age

Indexer Notes

Page 160.

[CIA-Free Beggar] (Table of Contents: 35)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A beggar sits on the sidewalk, wearing a sign that says "I will not accept money from the CIA," and being showered with money.
Keywords
beggar; CIA

Indexer Notes

Page 162. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Batter is agent of evil secret organization plotting to rule world. Stick me in his ear.
Genre
humor; sports
Synopsis
The baseball is talking to the pitcher as he gets ready to throw to the batter.
Keywords
baseball

Indexer Notes

Page 163.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Pencils
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Inks
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Colors
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
All I know is that when it should have gone VROOM-VROOM-POW, it just went tinkle-tinkle-plink ... !
Genre
humor; car
Synopsis
A Formula One race car driver doesn't give his pit crew a very technical diagnosis of the problem with his car.
Reprints
Keywords
auto racing; Formula One; pit crew

Indexer Notes

Page 165.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I think it's marvelous you've chosen me to swing in the other direction with.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman is happy when a man chooses her when he decides to "change sides," so to speak.
Keywords
bisexual; cigarettes; cocktails; smoking

Indexer Notes

Page 167.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Colors
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
By the looks of things, it isn't going to be easy to tell which are the rich ones.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two women at the nudist camp watching men play volleyball are disappointed that the rich men aren't easy to single out.
Reprints
Keywords
nudists; volleyball

Indexer Notes

Page 169. Part of the "Nudist Camp" series.

[Walking Dummy] (Table of Contents: 40)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Pencils
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Inks
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A ventriloquist is disturbed when he notices the soles on the shoes of his act's dummy have holes worn in them.
Keywords
ventriloquist

Indexer Notes

Page 170. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Pencils
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Inks
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You know what YOUR trouble is, Kosgriff? You think small!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two cowboys are walking across the desert. One is leaving much smaller footprints than the other.
Keywords
cowboys; desert

Indexer Notes

Page 171.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 42)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oops! Damn! I'm afraid it won't be a friendly village much longer.
Genre
humor; war
Synopsis
A bomber drops its bombs on the wrong village.
Keywords
bomber; Vietnam

Indexer Notes

Page 173.

[Americans in Paris] (Table of Contents: 43)

Little Annie Fanny / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Harvey Kurtzman (credited)
Pencils
Will Elder (painting)
Inks
Will Elder (painting)
Colors
Will Elder (painting); Larry Siegel (assistant)
Letters
?

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Annie Fanny; Benton Battbarton
Synopsis
Spoof of Paris.
Reprints
Keywords
adult; bread; Eiffel Tower; kissing; Paris; wine

Indexer Notes

Pages 175-177. Credits read "by Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder with Larry Siegel." Title from Kurtzman's records.

Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 1. ["Don't tell me! Givenchy? Gernreich? St. Laurent? Cardin?"]
  2. 2. ["Sorry I'm late. Did I hold up the game?"]
    Vargas
  3. 3. ["Then I said, 'No, damn it! I've still got some integrity!' and I refused to put in any more meatballs."]
  4. 4. ["We forgot the picnic basket!"]
  5. 5. ["Don't worry, Mr. Kiernan—we'll have you out of there in no time!"]
  6. 6. [Different Goals]
  7. 7. ["This bed cost me $63 in 1964. So far I've made $78,432 profit on it."]
  8. 8. ["Well, it didn't bring rain, but you've got to admit it's one helluva ceremony."]
  9. 9. ["Congratulations on the Vietnam mess."]
  10. 10. [Sad-Eyed and Otherwise]
  11. 11. [The Call of the Wild]
  12. 12. ["I don't use Ban Spray Deodorant and I just won the club play-off!"]
  13. 13. ["Hey, man, we goofed. It IS bread ... !"]
  14. 14. [Beer Can Opener in Surgery]
  15. 15. ["Thirty cents a bottle—five cents a sniff."]
  16. 16. ["I remember it all just as clearly as if it had happened yesterday. I swear I never suspected for a moment there were bears living in that house. You know how kids are. I smelled porridge, so I went in."]
  17. 17. ["This is the third-floor conference room. Help!"]
  18. 18. ["The redeeming social value is there, all right—it's the pornography that's weak."]
  19. 19. ["This should be interesting."]
  20. 20. ["We haven't missed anything—here comes the model!"]
  21. 21. [8 Button Temporarily Out of Order]
  22. 22. ["A nameless dread, eh? That's easily fixed. We have names for everything."]
  23. 23. ["Frankly, madam, I find it beneath my dignity to discuss safety."]
  24. 24. ["Sometimes I wonder about this neighborhood—us being the rich folks in the big house at the top of the hill and all."]
  25. 25. [Burying a Problem]
  26. 26. ["Ha, ha, the joke's on us, Mr. Simpkins—that was the maid—not my husband!"]
  27. 27. ["Where were the mini-skirts when I needed them?"]
  28. 28. ["That's not the only difference."]
  29. 29. ["He got the idea on his last visit to the States."]
  30. 30. [Tuba as Periscope]
  31. 31. ["Stop that!"]
  32. 32. ["You're right, Reverend Pratt. It IS a dirty word!"]
  33. 33. ["Well, Martha, there goes the egg money ... !"]
  34. 34. ["We have to stop meeting like this. I'm running out of cookies."]
  35. 35. [CIA-Free Beggar]
  36. 36. ["Batter is agent of evil secret organization plotting to rule world. Stick me in his ear."]
  37. 37. ["All I know is that when it should have gone VROOM-VROOM-POW, it just went tinkle-tinkle-plink ... !"]
  38. 38. ["I think it's marvelous you've chosen me to swing in the other direction with."]
  39. 39. ["By the looks of things, it isn't going to be easy to tell which are the rich ones."]
  40. 40. [Walking Dummy]
  41. 41. ["You know what YOUR trouble is, Kosgriff? You think small!"]
  42. 42. ["Oops! Damn! I'm afraid it won't be a friendly village much longer."]
  43. 43. [Americans in Paris]
    Little Annie Fanny
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