Playboy
#v14#9
(September 1967)
Playboy,
1953 Series
- Volume
- 14
- Price
- 0.75 USD
- Pages
- 266
- Indicia Frequency
- monthly
- Indicia / Colophon Publisher
- HMH Publishing Co. Inc.
- Editing
- Hugh M. Hefner (editor, publisher); A. C. Spectorsky (associate publisher, editorial director)
The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Pencils
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Inks
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Take the 8:43 instead. General Motors can wait.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A wife gets romantic when her husband is ready to leave for work.
Indexer Notes
Page 34. A cartoon as part of an 0.33 page ad for King's Men grooming aids.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Pencils
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Inks
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Colors
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- What the hell. I'll make you ALL stars overnight!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A movie producer sets his sights on three potential actresses.
- Keywords
- casting couch; movies
Indexer Notes
Page 105.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Pencils
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Inks
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Colors
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- My place or yours? Or right here?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man at a party makes a direct proposition to a young woman.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- cigarettes; cocktails; party; smoking
Indexer Notes
Page 119.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Dink Siegel (signed)
- Pencils
- Dink Siegel (signed)
- Inks
- Dink Siegel (signed)
- Colors
- Dink Siegel (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Your men will be down as soon as they cool off.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The roommates are rescued by a fire truck ladder from a night fire in their apartment building. Since the girls are in negligees, the firemen need time to recover.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- apartment; fire; fire truck; firemen; ladder; negligees; roommates
Indexer Notes
Page 124. Part of the "Roommates" series.
[Captive in Football Huddle]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Colors
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Genre
- humor; sports
- Synopsis
- A disheveled band majorette crawls out of a college football huddle, obviously not there by her choice.
- Keywords
- band; college; football; huddle; majorette
Indexer Notes
Page 135. A pantomime cartoon.
[no title indexed]
Vargas / cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Inks
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Colors
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Double or nothing.
- Genre
- humor
- Reprints
- Keywords
- high heels
Indexer Notes
Page 158. Two blonde women in black high heels, one in tight black slacks, the other in an open white blouse.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Pencils
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Inks
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Colors
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- What brings you to this neck 'o the woods?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A city man stops at a backwoods farmer's shack when he see his three sexy daughters.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- daughter; farmer; pigs
Indexer Notes
Page 161.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Charles E. Martin [as C.E.M] (signed)
- Pencils
- Charles E. Martin [as C.E.M] (signed)
- Inks
- Charles E. Martin [as C.E.M] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I'm sure he's the one, Sarge. He's a sociopathic personality with clearly indicated schizoid and depressive tendencies.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A policeman uses his call box to tell his Sergeant the psychological diagnosis of the bum he's picked up.
- Keywords
- call box; policeman; psychology
Indexer Notes
Page 166.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
- Pencils
- Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
- Inks
- Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Perhaps you should a heart-to-heart talk with him. He's been receiving quite a few books from Grove Press.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A mother is concerned about the books her son is receiving in the mail.
- Keywords
- Grove Press; post office
Indexer Notes
Page 167. In the 1960s, Grove Press was publishing controversial books with sexual content.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Pencils
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Inks
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- What would you say about the evils of LSD if I told you that I tripled my sales record for fiscal 1966-1967 after taking a trip.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man at a party credits his sales success to an LSD trip.
- Keywords
- cocktails; drugs; LSD; party
Indexer Notes
Page 171.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Pencils
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Inks
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Colors
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Hello, there. Can I help you?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A hunter climbs the wall of the nudist camp to get a peek. A young nude woman opens a door in the wall to ask him what he wants.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- dog; fence; hunter; nudists; shotgun
Indexer Notes
Page 174. Part of the "Nudist Camp" series.
[Stilts for Toddler]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Inks
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A toddler has to use stilts to be able to reach the hem of his mother's mini-skirt.
- Keywords
- mini-skirt; stilts; toddler
Indexer Notes
Page 176.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- The way I see it, if you kids hadn't hipped me to that new mouthwash, I wouldn't have been invited to that party, and I wouldn't be pregnant now.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The good intentions of a girl's friends have unexpected consequences.
- Keywords
- mouthwash; pregnant
Indexer Notes
Page 179.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- Script
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
- Pencils
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
- Inks
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I can't stand his holier-than-thou attitude.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Gouda and Liederkranz cheeses gossip about a wedge of Swiss cheese.
- Keywords
- cheese
Indexer Notes
Page 181.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You appeared in my dreams last night—but only as a walk-on—no lines.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- On the street outside the theaters, one stage actor talks to a stage actress.
- Keywords
- actors; cigarettes; dream; smoking; stage
Indexer Notes
Page 184.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Herbert Goldberg (signed)
- Pencils
- Herbert Goldberg (signed)
- Inks
- Herbert Goldberg (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- So it was a little stomach upset, eh?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A husband is upset with his wife when their daughter shows up with a newborn baby.
- Keywords
- baby; pregnancy
Indexer Notes
Page 185.
[Wiping the Scenery Off a Window]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Pencils
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Inks
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Colors
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A cleaning woman wipes the grime off a dingy window, but as she does so, the scenery outside is removed, too.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- cleaning; surreal; window
Indexer Notes
Page 187. A pantomime cartoon.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
- Pencils
- Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
- Inks
- Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Sissy!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A newsdealer whose hut is covered with girlie magazines insults a passerby who doesn't stop to look.
- Keywords
- magazines; newsdealer
Indexer Notes
Page 190.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Pencils
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Inks
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Colors
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- UNCLE CHARLIE!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- One of the girls in the brothel is surprised when her Uncle Charlie is a customer.
- Keywords
- brothel; madam; uncle
Indexer Notes
Page 194. Part of the "Brothel" series.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Pencils
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Inks
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- We hope you won't forget us, Mr. Pettebone, after you've danced your way to a new life of popularity and social success.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An instructor in a dance studio flatters her student.
- Keywords
- dance; instruction; record player
Indexer Notes
Page 196.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- Script
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Pencils
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Inks
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- It's easy. First we have to determine if he's a soldier or a guerrilla or a civilian. Then we have to determine if he's on their side or our side. Then...
- Genre
- humor; war
- Synopsis
- Hiding in the foliage, two soldiers in Vietnam are trying to decide if a man walking by is on their side or is an enemy.
- Keywords
- enemy; Vietnam; war
Indexer Notes
Page 200.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Pencils
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Inks
- Buck Brown (signed)q
- Colors
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You're going to think I'm awful, but could you folks find another spot?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A white couple has settled down for a secluded romantic picnic, when a black family (not seeing them) picks a spot nearby for a picnic of their own.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- African-American; picnic; race relations
Indexer Notes
Page 203.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Charles E. Martin [as C.E.M] (signed)
- Pencils
- Charles E. Martin [as C.E.M] (signed)
- Inks
- Charles E. Martin [as C.E.M] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Where's your protective helmet, young lady?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A nude female motorcyclist is pulled over by a motorcycle policeman, who chides her for not wearing a helmet.
- Keywords
- motorcycle; nude; police
Indexer Notes
Page 206.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
- Pencils
- Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
- Inks
- Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBERRRRRRR!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A lumberjack celebrates a female conquest.
- Keywords
- lumberjack
Indexer Notes
Page 210.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.2 page
- Script
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Pencils
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Inks
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- They're turning back anybody who doesn't believe in God.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Highway police have checkpoints at the California state borders.
- Keywords
- California; God; state police
Indexer Notes
Page 211.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
- Pencils
- Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
- Inks
- Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I don't use Ban Spray Deodorant, and I have a different date up here every night!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man brags about having a different date every night. That night's date gives him a possible reason why.
Indexer Notes
Page 212. Cartoon is part of 0.33 page advertisement for Ban Spray Deodorant.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Pencils
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Inks
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Let's see. We've included voyeurism, nudity, homosexuality, and sadism, but I keep feeling we've forgotten something.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Movie producers try to hit all the bases in an exploitation movie.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- movie-making
Indexer Notes
Page 213.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Inks
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Oh, I don't mind about that. I PREFER sacred cows to the ordinary kind.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A bull talks to a sacred cow in India.
- Keywords
- bull; India; sacred cow
Indexer Notes
Page 217.
[The Fourth Monkey]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Pencils
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Inks
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The Three Monkeys in the traditional "Hear No Evil, See No Evil, and Speak No Evil" are sitting in front of an industrial plant spewing pollution and are joined by another monkey—"Smell No Evil."
- Keywords
- pollution; Three Monkeys
Indexer Notes
Page 219. A pantomime cartoon.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Pencils
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Inks
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Colors
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- If you think I'm going to compete with that, you're crazy!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two missionaries watch from the bushes as a native tribe worships a huge statue of a buxom woman.
- Keywords
- missionaries; natives; statue
Indexer Notes
Page 221. Female statue is modeled after traditional Buddha statue.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.2 page
- Script
- Charles E. Martin [as C.E.M] (signed)
- Pencils
- Charles E. Martin [as C.E.M] (signed)
- Inks
- Charles E. Martin [as C.E.M] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I say, chaps! A Ronald Reagan movie!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Wealthy men at their club are excited when an old Ronald Reagan movie is shown on television.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- movie; television
Indexer Notes
Page 225. Ronald Reagan was in his first year as governor of California at this time.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Pencils
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Inks
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Colors
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I know it's a little unusual señorita, but in this case it's the firing squad who would like to make a last request ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An attractive buxom woman in a low-cut blouse faces a Latin American firing squad.
- Reprints
-
in The Playboy Cartoon Album (Playboy Press, 1963 series) #6 (1973) [black and white]
-
- Keywords
- firing squad; Latin America
Indexer Notes
Page 231.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- Script
- Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
- Pencils
- Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
- Inks
- Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Don't call me 'boy'!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A young African-American boy complains when his father calls him a boy.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- African-American; insult
Indexer Notes
Page 235.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I'm beginning to have serious doubts about the efficiency of those psychological job-placement tests.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Office managers are not impressed by the dullards that pass the job-placement tests.
- Keywords
- IQ tests
Indexer Notes
Page 236.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
- Inks
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- This is the last panty raid YOU'LL ever organize!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The leader of a frat house panty raid leads them to—another frat house.
- Keywords
- college; fraternity; panty raid
Indexer Notes
Page 237.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- He's a great coach. The school hasn't even been built yet and we're already in the top ten!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A football coach doesn't let a detail like not having a college keep him from building a winning team.
- Keywords
- college; football
Indexer Notes
Page 240.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Charles E. Martin [as C.E.M] (signed)
- Pencils
- Charles E. Martin [as C.E.M] (signed)
- Inks
- Charles E. Martin [as C.E.M] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Quick! Bury that and not a word to anyone!
- Genre
- humor; historical
- Characters
- Columbus
- Synopsis
- When Columbus comes ashore in the West Indies, the first thing he sees is a Viking helmet.
- Keywords
- exploration; Vikings; West Indies
Indexer Notes
Page 241.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
- Pencils
- Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
- Inks
- Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
- Colors
- Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I had no idea that a bell captain had the authority to marry people!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man convinces his naive date that a bell captain in a hotel can marry them.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- bell captain; hotel; marriage
Indexer Notes
Page 243.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
- Pencils
- Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
- Inks
- Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Has it ever occurred to you that he might be right and all the rest of us wrong?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Occupants of a skyscraper are puzzled when a man is sitting upside-down on the bottom of a building ledge.
- Keywords
- building ledge
Indexer Notes
Page 246.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I want him to have all the things I missed.
- Genre
- humor; science fiction
- Synopsis
- A scientist treats his robot like it was his son.
- Keywords
- robot
Indexer Notes
Page 251.
[no title indexed]
comic story / 1 page
- Script
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Pencils
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Inks
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Colors
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Is that your final decision, Miss Ashcroft?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- When a woman on an expensive speed boat refuses the captain's advances, he dumps her overboard and speeds away.
- Keywords
- speedboat
Indexer Notes
Page 253. A two-panel comic story.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Pencils
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Inks
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- ... and this machine enabled us to get rid of fifteen accountants.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A manager is proud of his huge mainframe computer, which allowed him to fire 15 accountants. He doesn't realize that it takes 15 technicians to keep the computer going.
- Keywords
- computer
Indexer Notes
Page 254.
[The Ultimate Kick]
Little Annie Fanny / comic story / 4 pages
- Script
- Harvey Kurtzman (credited)
- Pencils
- Will Elder (painting)
- Inks
- Will Elder (painting)
- Colors
- Will Elder (painting); Russ Heath (assistant); Larry Siegel (assistant)
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Ralphie Towzer; Annie Fanny; Timothy Clearly [Timothy Leary spoof]; Richard Burton (cameo); Elizabeth Taylor (cameo);
- Synopsis
- Spoof of 1960s college campuses.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- adult; cigar; college; demonstrations; drugs; electric guitars; LSD; nudity; pipe; smoking; swearing
Indexer Notes
Pages 258-261. Credits read "by Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder with Russ Heath and Larry Siegel."
Title from Kurtzman's records.
Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
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1.
["Take the 8:43 instead. General Motors can wait."]
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2.
["What the hell. I'll make you ALL stars overnight!"]
-
3.
["My place or yours? Or right here?"]
-
4.
["Your men will be down as soon as they cool off."]
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5.
[Captive in Football Huddle]
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6.
["Double or nothing."]
Vargas -
7.
["What brings you to this neck 'o the woods?"]
-
8.
["I'm sure he's the one, Sarge. He's a sociopathic personality with clearly indicated schizoid and depressive tendencies."]
-
9.
["Perhaps you should a heart-to-heart talk with him. He's been receiving quite a few books from Grove Press."]
-
10.
["What would you say about the evils of LSD if I told you that I tripled my sales record for fiscal 1966-1967 after taking a trip."]
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11.
["Hello, there. Can I help you?"]
-
12.
[Stilts for Toddler]
-
13.
["The way I see it, if you kids hadn't hipped me to that new mouthwash, I wouldn't have been invited to that party, and I wouldn't be pregnant now."]
-
14.
["I can't stand his holier-than-thou attitude."]
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15.
["You appeared in my dreams last night—but only as a walk-on—no lines."]
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16.
["So it was a little stomach upset, eh?"]
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17.
[Wiping the Scenery Off a Window]
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18.
["Sissy!"]
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19.
["UNCLE CHARLIE!"]
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20.
["We hope you won't forget us, Mr. Pettebone, after you've danced your way to a new life of popularity and social success."]
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21.
["It's easy. First we have to determine if he's a soldier or a guerrilla or a civilian. Then we have to determine if he's on their side or our side. Then..."]
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22.
["You're going to think I'm awful, but could you folks find another spot?"]
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23.
["Where's your protective helmet, young lady?"]
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24.
["TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBERRRRRRR!"]
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25.
["They're turning back anybody who doesn't believe in God."]
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26.
["I don't use Ban Spray Deodorant, and I have a different date up here every night!"]
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27.
["Let's see. We've included voyeurism, nudity, homosexuality, and sadism, but I keep feeling we've forgotten something."]
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28.
["Oh, I don't mind about that. I PREFER sacred cows to the ordinary kind."]
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29.
[The Fourth Monkey]
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30.
["If you think I'm going to compete with that, you're crazy!"]
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31.
["I say, chaps! A Ronald Reagan movie!"]
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32.
["I know it's a little unusual señorita, but in this case it's the firing squad who would like to make a last request ..."]
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33.
["Don't call me 'boy'!"]
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34.
["I'm beginning to have serious doubts about the efficiency of those psychological job-placement tests."]
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35.
["This is the last panty raid YOU'LL ever organize!"]
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36.
["He's a great coach. The school hasn't even been built yet and we're already in the top ten!"]
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37.
["Quick! Bury that and not a word to anyone!"]
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38.
["I had no idea that a bell captain had the authority to marry people!"]
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39.
["Has it ever occurred to you that he might be right and all the rest of us wrong?"]
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40.
["I want him to have all the things I missed."]
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41.
["Is that your final decision, Miss Ashcroft?"]
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42.
["... and this machine enabled us to get rid of fifteen accountants."]
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43.
[The Ultimate Kick]
Little Annie Fanny
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