Playboy #v14#10
(October 1967)

Playboy, 1953 Series
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Volume
14
Price
0.75 USD
Pages
220
Indicia Frequency
monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
HMH Publishing Co., Inc.
Editing
Hugh M. Hefner (editor, publisher); A. C. Spectorsky (associate publisher, editorial director)

Issue Notes

Letter in "Dear Playboy" from Roy Smith on page 22, pointing out the errors in a Rowland B. Wilson cartoon from the July 1967 issue, with the cartoon reprinted in small size in black and white. Road-Runner drawing in advertisement for Plymouth Road-Runner automobile on page 67. Illustration by Bill Charmatz on pages 76-77 accompanying "The Pop-Art Caper" fiction by William F. Nolan includes figure of Batman, clipped panel of Dick Tracy, and part of The Flash clipped from cover of Flash (DC, 1959 series) #170 (May 1967).

The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1)

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Script
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Pencils
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Inks
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Colors
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
But the computer said you'd sleep with me.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man's expectations are dashed when his computer-matched date leaves him at her door.
Keywords
computer dating

Indexer Notes

Page 79.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

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Script
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Pencils
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Inks
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Colors
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Darling, guess what? The circus is in town!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Five members of the circus are in the bedroom closet when the husband drops in on his wife unexpectedly.
Reprints
Keywords
adultery; circus; closet

Indexer Notes

Page 93.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

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Script
?
Pencils
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Inks
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Colors
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Trick or Treat?
Genre
humor
Keywords
cat; costume; Halloween; high heels; jack-o-lantern

Indexer Notes

Pages 96-97. A two-page pinup cartoon. A woman in a sheer black cat costume sits on a white picket fence, with a jack-o-lantern by her feet.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

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Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Colors
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It must be a trap!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A group of black protesters get an unexpectedly warm welcome to a white neighborhood.
Reprints
Keywords
African-Americans; protest; race-relations

Indexer Notes

Page 111.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

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Script
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Pencils
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Inks
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Colors
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
White man kisses with forked tongue!
Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
An Indian maiden comments on a Cavalry soldier's kissing.
Keywords
canoe; cavalry; horse; Indian

Indexer Notes

Page 138. Punchline is a play on the cliche "White man speak with forked tongue."

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

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Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Colors
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
The man I marry must be able to think big, Mr. Higby.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
At the nudist camp, a very buxom young woman talks to a young man.
Keywords
nudist

Indexer Notes

Page 141. Part of the "Nudist Camp" series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

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Script
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Pencils
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Inks
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Colors
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
What have you got that's good?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man and woman are at an elegant restaurant. The man skims the extensive menu and asks the waiter if anything's good.
Keywords
menu; restaurant; waiter

Indexer Notes

Page 147.

[Bad Example] (Table of Contents: 8)

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Script
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Pencils
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Inks
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman at the door of an artificial insemination clinic has second-thoughts when she sees an ugly little man exiting the clinic, apparently counting the money he received for a "deposit."
Keywords
artificial insemination; sperm donor

Indexer Notes

Page 148. A pantomime cartoon.

[Intellectual Graffiti] (Table of Contents: 9)

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Script
Marty Murphy (signed)
Pencils
Marty Murphy (signed)
Inks
Marty Murphy (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A young boy at a "School for Gifted Boys" writes vulgar, but intellectual graffiti on the rest room walls.
Keywords
graffiti; private school; rest room

Indexer Notes

Page 149. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

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Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
By George, I do believe we've hit it this time!
Genre
humor; western-frontier
Synopsis
Two prospectors find a sign that labels the land they are on as "Them Thar Hills."
Keywords
gold; prospectors

Indexer Notes

Page 152. Punchline is from the old saying "There's gold in them thar hills." which originated in an 1892 Mark Twain novel.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

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Script
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Pencils
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Inks
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Wonderful news, Peter! There's going to be another Crusade!
Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
A maker of chastity belts is excited because he will get business because of knights leaving on a Crusade.
Keywords
chastity belts; Crusades

Indexer Notes

Page 156.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

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Script
censoni
Pencils
censoni
Inks
censoni
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Marcia, you could have just said no instead of telling me this was the door to the bathroom!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman gets rid of a man by directing him to the door of her apartment instead of the bathroom.
Keywords
apartment

Indexer Notes

Page 159.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

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Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
He works much too hard, the dear. I'd feel so much better if he insured himself to the hilt.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman is concerned that her husband works too hard. She'd feel better if he had a lot of insurance so she'd profit if he died.
Reprints
Keywords
life insurance

Indexer Notes

Page 160.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

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Script
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
Pencils
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
Inks
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Well, all the sign said was, 'Joe's Topless Restaurant.'
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two diners find a sign doesn't mean what they thought it did when they are served in a room without a roof.
Keywords
restaurant; roof; topless

Indexer Notes

Page 162.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

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Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Colors
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
And I'll tell you this, young man—if you join the Children's Crusade, you needn't expect any presents at your bar mitzvah.
Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
A medieval Jewish couple is upset when their son wants to join the Children's Crusade.
Reprints
Keywords
bar mitzvah; Crusades; Jewish

Indexer Notes

Page 164.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

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Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
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Brian Savage (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Timmy has to tinkle.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Watching a large waterfall has given a couple's young son the urge to use the bathroom.
Keywords
waterfall

Indexer Notes

Page 166.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

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Script
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Here comes our analyst. A few more visits and we should have him straightened out.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two streetwalkers are having sessions with an analyst, but they're the ones in charge.
Keywords
analyst; street walkers

Indexer Notes

Page 170.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

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Script
Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
Pencils
Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
Inks
Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
Colors
Bill Hoest ?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Prop man!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A movie-maker directing a scene with four young girls in swim suits has a problem when one of the girls doesn't have large breasts like the other three.
Keywords
movie-making; swim suits

Indexer Notes

Page 171.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

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Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
They just don't make two-way mirrors like they used to.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An undercover unit complains about the quality of a two-way mirror when the couple they are watching obviously knows they are there.
Keywords
spying; two-way mirror

Indexer Notes

Page 174.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

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Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Stone walls do not a prison make, but throw in armed guards and a general lack of amenities, and you've got something.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A prisoner reflects on his life in prison.
Keywords
prison

Indexer Notes

Page 175. "Stone walls do not a prison make" is a line from the poem "To Althea, from Prison" by Richard Lovelace (1642).

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

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Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Pencils
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Inks
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
... What time do you go on duty, Lily?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A bartender asks a woman sitting at the bar in a bra when she goes on duty as a topless waitress, as a disappointed little man sits at the other end of the bar.
Keywords
bar; bartender; topless waitress

Indexer Notes

Page 178.

[Swallowed by a Stuffed Chair] (Table of Contents: 22)

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Script
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Inks
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Colors
Gahan Wilson (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A person has been swallowed up by their stuffed chair while they were reading a book.
Reprints
Keywords
stuffed chair

Indexer Notes

Page 183. A pantomime cartoon.

[Back Seat Police Training] (Table of Contents: 23)

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Script
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Pencils
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Inks
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
At a police training school, officers use a mock-up of a car's back seat to learn the proper way to bust back-seat lovers.
Keywords
flashlights; police

Indexer Notes

Page 184. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

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Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
Pencils
Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
Inks
Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I hear it was quite an orgy.
Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
A Puritan observer comments on eight men crammed into stocks made for two.
Reprints
Keywords
orgy; Puritans; stocks

Indexer Notes

Page 186.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

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Script
Leo Garel (signed)
Pencils
Leo Garel (signed)
Inks
Leo Garel (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Here's the test report on the new reducing pill. None of the subjects lost weight, but they shrank an average of three inches.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Research on a reducing pill shows that it works, but not in the way desired.
Keywords
diet; drugs

Indexer Notes

Page 187.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

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Script
Herbert Goldberg (signed)
Pencils
Herbert Goldberg (signed)
Inks
Herbert Goldberg (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
We found your wife, Mr. Vorbeck, and all I can say to you is, 'Finders keepers, losers weepers.'
Genre
humor
Synopsis
The clerk at the Missing Persons Bureau has found a man's wife, but doesn't want her to leave.
Keywords
missing persons; wife

Indexer Notes

Page 190.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

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Script
Donald Reilly (signed)
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Donald Reilly (signed)
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Donald Reilly (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'd like a nice bon-voyage basket for someone taking his first LSD trip.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A florist gets an unusual request.
Keywords
counterculture; drugs; florist; LSD

Indexer Notes

Page 191.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

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Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oh Lord, girls, it's the mating season again.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A group of female hippopotamuses are not happy to see a group of male hippos racing toward them.
Reprints
Keywords
hippopotamus

Indexer Notes

Page 193.

[Aiding a Peeping Tom] (Table of Contents: 29)

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Script
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Pencils
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Inks
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
In the rain, a peeping Tom is looking under a window shade at a woman, who's holding an umbrella out the window to keep the rain off him.
Reprints
Keywords
rain; umbrella; voyeurism; window

Indexer Notes

Page 195. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

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Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
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Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
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Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Ma, I want to talk to you about that part where the seed falls on fertile ground.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A young girl talks to her Bible-reading mother.
Keywords
Bible; pregnancy

Indexer Notes

Page 196.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

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Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Colors
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Say ... how about an instant replay for us?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman sitting in bed wants to draw a man's attention away from the football game on television.
Keywords
bed; cigarettes; football; smoking; television

Indexer Notes

Page 199.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

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Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Achtung! Mother ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A young boy stands at attention when his military general father enters the house.
Keywords
military

Indexer Notes

Page 202.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

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Script
Marty Murphy (signed)
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Marty Murphy (signed)
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Marty Murphy (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Pay no attention to him, Miss Johnson. He's here with some kind of sex problem ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man in a psychiatrist's waiting room flashes the other patient.
Keywords
exhibitionist; flasher; psychiatrist

Indexer Notes

Page 203.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

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Script
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Pencils
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Inks
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
... He should never have stopped to pick those blueberries ...
Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
A man in a duel gets shot in the back when he's distracted during the proceedings.
Keywords
blueberries; duel; pistols

Indexer Notes

Page 205.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

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Script
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
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Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Something weird in a high-heel pump. I'm going out with a foot fetishist.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman is looking to buy a special shoe to please her boyfriend.
Reprints
Keywords
fetish; high heels; shoes

Indexer Notes

Page 207.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

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Script
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Inks
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Perhaps madam would like something a teensy bit smaller?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
In a hat shop, a woman is sitting in front of a mirror engulfed in an outlandishly large hat.
Reprints
Keywords
hats; mirror

Indexer Notes

Page 208.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

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Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Pencils
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Inks
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You call yourself a BARTENDER?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man is upset at the drink fixed by the bartender, who is an elephant.
Keywords
bar; bartender; elephant

Indexer Notes

Page 210.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

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Script
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Pencils
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Inks
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Have you heard? He's dead.
Genre
humor; religious; satire-parody
Synopsis
One jungle native is talking to another about the huge stone idol nearby.
Reprints
Keywords
God; idol; jungle

Indexer Notes

Page 211. Cartoon is a satire on the "God is Dead" Christian theology then in fashion.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

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Brian Savage (signed)
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Brian Savage (signed)
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Brian Savage (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Well, Betsy, I think it's about time to move on to sky diving.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two surfers are upset when they see pudgy, middle-aged men and women riding surfboards.
Keywords
cigarettes; smoking; surfing

Indexer Notes

Page 213.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

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Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Colors
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Once more and then we'll run for it!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two lovers are in a wheat field, which is being harvested by a combine nearby.
Keywords
combine; wheat

Indexer Notes

Page 215.

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Table of Contents
  1. 1. ["But the computer said you'd sleep with me."]
  2. 2. ["Darling, guess what? The circus is in town!"]
  3. 3. ["Trick or Treat?"]
  4. 4. ["It must be a trap!"]
  5. 5. ["White man kisses with forked tongue!"]
  6. 6. ["The man I marry must be able to think big, Mr. Higby."]
  7. 7. ["What have you got that's good?"]
  8. 8. [Bad Example]
  9. 9. [Intellectual Graffiti]
  10. 10. ["By George, I do believe we've hit it this time!"]
  11. 11. ["Wonderful news, Peter! There's going to be another Crusade!"]
  12. 12. ["Marcia, you could have just said no instead of telling me this was the door to the bathroom!"]
  13. 13. ["He works much too hard, the dear. I'd feel so much better if he insured himself to the hilt."]
  14. 14. ["Well, all the sign said was, 'Joe's Topless Restaurant.'"]
  15. 15. ["And I'll tell you this, young man—if you join the Children's Crusade, you needn't expect any presents at your bar mitzvah."]
  16. 16. ["Timmy has to tinkle."]
  17. 17. ["Here comes our analyst. A few more visits and we should have him straightened out."]
  18. 18. ["Prop man!"]
  19. 19. ["They just don't make two-way mirrors like they used to."]
  20. 20. ["Stone walls do not a prison make, but throw in armed guards and a general lack of amenities, and you've got something."]
  21. 21. ["... What time do you go on duty, Lily?"]
  22. 22. [Swallowed by a Stuffed Chair]
  23. 23. [Back Seat Police Training]
  24. 24. ["I hear it was quite an orgy."]
  25. 25. ["Here's the test report on the new reducing pill. None of the subjects lost weight, but they shrank an average of three inches."]
  26. 26. ["We found your wife, Mr. Vorbeck, and all I can say to you is, 'Finders keepers, losers weepers.'"]
  27. 27. ["I'd like a nice bon-voyage basket for someone taking his first LSD trip."]
  28. 28. ["Oh Lord, girls, it's the mating season again."]
  29. 29. [Aiding a Peeping Tom]
  30. 30. ["Ma, I want to talk to you about that part where the seed falls on fertile ground."]
  31. 31. ["Say ... how about an instant replay for us?"]
  32. 32. ["Achtung! Mother ..."]
  33. 33. ["Pay no attention to him, Miss Johnson. He's here with some kind of sex problem ..."]
  34. 34. ["... He should never have stopped to pick those blueberries ..."]
  35. 35. ["Something weird in a high-heel pump. I'm going out with a foot fetishist."]
  36. 36. ["Perhaps madam would like something a teensy bit smaller?"]
  37. 37. ["You call yourself a BARTENDER?"]
  38. 38. ["Have you heard? He's dead."]
  39. 39. ["Well, Betsy, I think it's about time to move on to sky diving."]
  40. 40. ["Once more and then we'll run for it!"]
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