- Script
- Eldon Dedini (signed as )
- Pencils
- Eldon Dedini (signed as ) (painting)
- Inks
- Eldon Dedini (signed as ) (painting)
- Colors
- Eldon Dedini (signed as ) (painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- 'Si ... i ... i ... lent ... night ...'
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A rock band "Van Gogh and the Pierced Ears" sing a Christmas carol at a dance.
- Keywords
- Christmas carol; drums; guitars; light show; rock band
Page 115.
- Script
- Alden Erikson (signed as )
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson (signed as ) (painting)
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- Alden Erikson (signed as ) (painting)
- Colors
- Alden Erikson (signed as ) (painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You can run along to bed now, Lisa—Mommy will take care of Santa.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A little girl serves a martini to Santa, who is sitting on a coach with a flimsily-dressed woman.
- Keywords
- Christmas tree; martini; Santa Claus
Page 153.
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- Dink Siegel (signed as )
- Pencils
- Dink Siegel (signed as ) (painting)
- Inks
- Dink Siegel (signed as ) (painting)
- Colors
- Dink Siegel (signed as ) (painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- He said the mistletoe was imported from France, so there was a slight difference in the tradition.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An undressed girl talks to her roommate, who is trimming the Christmas tree.
- Keywords
- cat; Christmas tree; mistletoe
Page 163.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Alberto Vargas (signed as Vargas) (painting)
- Inks
- Alberto Vargas (signed as Vargas) (painting)
- Colors
- Alberto Vargas (signed as Vargas) (painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- This year I've decided to give something that will eliminate all that tiresome shopping.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A nude girl reclines on a white bearskin rug.
- Keywords
- bearskin rug
Pages 178-179. Double-page painting.
- Script
- Erich Sokol (signed as )
- Pencils
- Erich Sokol (signed as ) (painting)
- Inks
- Erich Sokol (signed as ) (painting)
- Colors
- Erich Sokol (signed as ) (painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Ahem, I have a nurse present to help you feel more at ease, Miss Travis.
- Genre
- humor; historical; medical
- Synopsis
- In a 19th century doctor's office, a nurse lounges nude on a couch, while a female patient disrobes.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- corset; doctor; doctor's office; nurse
Page 183.
- Script
- Buck Brown (signed as )
- Pencils
- Buck Brown (signed as ) (painting)
- Inks
- Buck Brown (signed as ) (painting)
- Colors
- Buck Brown (signed as ) (painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Who said that blondes have more fun?
- Genre
- history; satire-parody
- Characters
- General George Armstrong Custer
- Synopsis
- General Custer makes an observation to his sergeant during the pitched battle of the Little Big Horn.
- Keywords
- 7th Cavalry; battle; horses; Indians; Little Big Horn
Page 193. The punch line is a parody of the Clairol Hair Color print and TV commercials' catch phrase: "Is it true blondes have more fun?" Custer had blonde hair.
- Script
- John Dempsey (signed as )
- Pencils
- John Dempsey (signed as )
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- John Dempsey (signed as )
- Colors
- John Dempsey (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- We decided that since our husbands are having their Christmas parties at their offices...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The neighborhood wives invite all the delivery men for a Christmas party.
- Keywords
- Christmas party; Christmas tree; dancing; mail carrier; policeman
Page 204.
- Script
- Don Addis (credited)
- Pencils
- Don Addis (credited)
- Inks
- Don Addis (credited)
- Colors
- Don Addis ?
- Letters
- Don Addis (credited)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Hah, Toro!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Nine cartoons based on the medical symbols for man and woman.
Page 207. Spot red color on one cartoon.
- Script
- Richard Taylor (signed as )
- Pencils
- Richard Taylor (signed as )
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- Richard Taylor (signed as )
- Colors
- Richard Taylor (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Looks as though the Entertainment Committee has come up with some fresh ideas for this year's Christmas party.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two men and two women leave a conference room partially undressed.
- Reprints
Page 211.
- Script
- Claude Smith (signed as )
- Pencils
- Claude Smith (signed as )
- Inks
- Claude Smith (signed as )
- Colors
- Claude Smith (signed as )
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Four Christmas carolers are at a house. Three sing outside while the other goes inside. This repeats itself until all have been inside. Final panel shows an attractive woman waving them good-bye.
- Keywords
- Christmas carols
Page 223. Five-panel pantomime story.
- Script
- Phil Interlandi (signed as )
- Pencils
- Phil Interlandi (signed as )
- Inks
- Phil Interlandi (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Don we now our gay apparel...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man sings part of "Deck the Halls" while donning a dress in front of a mirror.
- Keywords
- Christmas carol; Christmas tree; mirror; transvestite
Page 227.
- Script
- Bud Handelsman (signed as )
- Pencils
- Bud Handelsman (signed as )
- Inks
- Bud Handelsman (signed as )
- Colors
- Bud Handelsman (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Well, Mr. Norris! What an unexpected surprise! Does this mean that you've chosen my agency to handle your advertising?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man has an unexpected response when he catches his wife in bed with another man.
- Keywords
- adultery
Page 228.
- Script
- Brian Savage (signed as )
- Pencils
- Brian Savage (signed as )
- Inks
- Brian Savage (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- In the talent category, Miss Foster will recite a list of books she has read.
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
- Synopsis
- An emcee at a beauty contest introduces one contestant's dubious contribution to the talent portion.
- Keywords
- beauty pageant
Page 230. Girls are in gowns, not bathing suits.
- Script
- Bud Handelsman (signed as )
- Pencils
- Bud Handelsman (signed as )
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- Bud Handelsman (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Disgusting! I bet they're having an orgasm right now.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A dour older couple looks on disapprovingly at a young couple dressed in mod clothes, holding hands.
- Keywords
- counterculture; generation gap
Page 232.
- Script
- Claude Smith (signed as )
- Pencils
- Claude Smith (signed as )
- Inks
- Claude Smith (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Sir, could you help me get back to the North Pole?
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Santa Claus
- Synopsis
- Santa is standing on the sidewalk, hat in hand, asking for contributions.
- Keywords
- begging; Christmas; Santa Claus
Page 233.
- Script
- Eldon Dedini (signed as )
- Pencils
- Eldon Dedini (signed as )
- Inks
- Eldon Dedini (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I'm not an Arab, am I?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A shepherd in a children's Christmas pageant is unsure of his role.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Christmas; pageant; politics; shepherds
Page 235. Likely a reference to the "Six-Day War" fought in 1967 between Israel and the Arab nations.
- Script
- Howard Shoemaker (signed as )
- Pencils
- Howard Shoemaker (signed as )
- Inks
- Howard Shoemaker (signed as )
- Genre
- humor; horror-suspense
- Characters
- Santa Claus
- Synopsis
- A sadist installs a garbage disposal at the top of his chimney and waits for Santa Claus to put his foot inside, so he can flip the switch.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Chimney; Christmas; garbage disposal; sadist
Page 237. A pantomime cartoon.
- Script
- Eldon Dedini (signed as )
- Pencils
- Eldon Dedini (signed as )
- Inks
- Eldon Dedini (signed as )
- Genre
- humor; advocacy
- Synopsis
- The Great Wall of China stretches into the distance. In one spot the word "Love" is written as graffiti.
- Keywords
- graffiti; Great Wall of China
Page 239. A pantomime cartoon.
- Script
- Charlie Rodrigues (signed as )
- Pencils
- Charlie Rodrigues (signed as )
- Inks
- Charlie Rodrigues (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- ... This bar has sure changed in the last couple of years ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two men are talking at the end of a bar. The old large painting of a nude woman that hung behind the bar has been replaced by a beefcake pose of a young man.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- bar; gay; homosexual; paintings; pinups
Page 240.
- Script
- Brian Savage (signed as )
- Pencils
- Brian Savage (signed as )
- Inks
- Brian Savage (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- We're saved! We're saved! I think!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two men lost in the desert see an "Air-Sea Rescue" helicopter drop a frogman and a rubber raft by parachute, which isn't appropriate for the circumstances.
- Keywords
- desert; helicopter; parachute; rubber raft
Page 241.
- Script
- William Shaffer (signed as W. Shaffer)
- Pencils
- William Shaffer (signed as W. Shaffer)
- Inks
- William Shaffer (signed as W. Shaffer)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Hello, Mom—I got the job.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man dressed in a Santa suit phones his mother after getting a job as a bell-ringer for the Salvation Army.
- Keywords
- bell-ringer; Christmas; Santa Claus; telephone booth
Page 242.
- Script
- Don Reilly (signed as )
- Pencils
- Don Reilly (signed as )
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- Don Reilly (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- ... But I'm sure you'll all agree that what our new general manager lacks in ability and experience, he more than compensates for by being my son.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The company owner introduces the new general manager to the directors.
- Keywords
- nepotism
Page 244.
- Script
- Brian Savage (signed as )
- Pencils
- Brian Savage (signed as )
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- Brian Savage (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I don't condone it either, certainly, but there's nothing in our code of ethics that specifically forbids it.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two congressmen walk by the columns in the Capitol and see another congressman taking payoffs from the Devil.
- Keywords
- Capitol; congressmen; corruption; Devil; politics; Washington D.C.
Page 245.
- Script
- Francis Smilby (signed as )
- Pencils
- Francis Smilby (signed as )
- Inks
- Francis Smilby (signed as )
- Colors
- Francis Smilby (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- An orchid for your gown, my dear.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A couple is in a booth in a fancy restaurant. An older gentleman offers his younger date an orchid, which becomes a problem as she is wearing a very low-cut dress with spaghetti straps.
- Keywords
- orchid; restaurant
Page 246.
- Script
- Marty Murphy (signed as )
- Pencils
- Marty Murphy (signed as )
- Inks
- Marty Murphy (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Perhaps you misunderstood ... I just said that I wished you Mother truckers would be more careful ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man in a sports car gets in a minor accident with a semi-truck hauling Mother's Bread. The sports car driver tries to pacify the burly truck driver by claiming he said something else rather than an obscenity.
- Keywords
- double-entendre; obscenity; semi; sports car; truck driver
Page 249.
- Script
- Doug Sneyd (signed as )
- Pencils
- Doug Sneyd (signed as ) (painting)
- Inks
- Doug Sneyd (signed as ) (painting)
- Colors
- Doug Sneyd (signed as ) (painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- All I know is every December 25th I wake up and this jolly little fat fellow is in bed with me...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An attractive woman has an annual holiday visitor.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Christmas; Santa Claus; telephone
Page 253.
- Script
- Gahan Wilson (signed as )
- Pencils
- Gahan Wilson (signed as )
- Inks
- Gahan Wilson (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You get off that ice pond this minute, you filthy little boy!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A little boy uses his ice skates to draw a topless woman on the ice in a pond, much to the disgust of an old woman standing on the bank.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- censorship; ice skating; pond
Page 255.
- Script
- Alden Erikson (signed as )
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson (signed as )
- Inks
- Alden Erikson (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Gee, it must be pretty serious. They're going to call in his accountant.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two nurses are talking by the beside of a man in a hospital room, while three executives confer in the hallway.
- Keywords
- accountant; hospital; nurses
Page 256.
- Script
- Phil Interlandi (signed as )
- Pencils
- Phil Interlandi (signed as ) (painting)
- Inks
- Phil Interlandi (signed as ) (painting)
- Colors
- Phil Interlandi (signed as ) (painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Same gift for you again this year, Jarvis?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An attractive young woman makes a suggestive comment to a handsome doorman at their apartment building as her older husband plays the taxi.
- Keywords
- Christmas; doorman; taxi
Page 259.
- Script
- Gahan Wilson (signed as )
- Pencils
- Gahan Wilson (signed as )
- Inks
- Gahan Wilson (signed as )
- Colors
- Gahan Wilson (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man reaches the breaking point when he opens yet another present of a necktie and starts chasing his wife with the intent of strangling her with one of the ties.
- Keywords
- Christmas; Christmas tree; neckties
Page 263. A pantomime cartoon.
- Script
- Sidney Harris (signed as )
- Pencils
- Sidney Harris (signed as )
- Inks
- Sidney Harris (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Like anything else, it's an acquired taste.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A young teen has a girl by his side as he talks to his friend sitting on an apartment building staircase.
- Keywords
- teens
Page 266.
- Script
- Buck Brown (signed as )
- Pencils
- Buck Brown (signed as )
- Inks
- Buck Brown (signed as )
- Colors
- Buck Brown (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Evidently you're not the little boy who wrote that he wasn't getting anything...
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Santa Claus
- Synopsis
- Santa sits at the foot of the bed in an expensively-furnished apartment, talking to a man who has a sexy woman in bed with him.
- Keywords
- bed; Christmas; Santa Claus; stereo
Page 268.
- Script
- Bud Handelsman (signed as )
- Pencils
- Bud Handelsman (signed as )
- Inks
- Bud Handelsman (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I see. Due to your corrupt mismanagement, the people of your country are starving and rebellious, and you urgently require American aid. Right. How many machine guns?
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
- Synopsis
- A dictator requests some American aid.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- dictatorship; foreign aid; machine guns; telephone
Page 270. A parody of America sending weapons to prop up Third-World dictatorships as long as they said they were anti-communist.
- Script
- George Dole (signed as George Dole)
- Pencils
- George Dole (signed as George Dole)
- Inks
- George Dole (signed as George Dole)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I read your book, Miss Crane, and found it delightfully uninhibited.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- At a party, a man talks to a nude woman about her new book.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- book; nude; party
Page 271.
- Script
- Brian Savage (signed as )
- Pencils
- Brian Savage (signed as )
- Inks
- Brian Savage (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- If you don't pay any attention, they usually stop showing off.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A couple's unruly young children harass a visiting couple.
Page 273.
- Script
- Dennis Renault (signed as Renault)
- Pencils
- Dennis Renault (signed as Renault)
- Inks
- Dennis Renault (signed as Renault)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; historical
- Synopsis
- A Pilgrim is locked in the stocks. And his dog is locked in a separate stock next to him.
- Keywords
- dog; Pilgrim; stocks
Page 274. A pantomime cartoon.
- Script
- Sidney Harris (signed as )
- Pencils
- Sidney Harris (signed as )
- Inks
- Sidney Harris (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- The guy without the tail? Calls himself Adam.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two "missing links" with tails comment on their companion, who doesn't have a tail and carries a club.
- Keywords
- evolution; missing link; tail
Page 275.
- Script
- Alphonse Normandia (signed as )
- Pencils
- Alphonse Normandia (signed as )
- Inks
- Alphonse Normandia (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I don't know what's wrong with kids today.
- Genre
- humor; fantasy-supernatural
- Characters
- Daedalus; Icarius
- Synopsis
- A re-telling of the Icarius Greek myth, with Daedalus making a generation gap comment as his son plunges into the ocean for flying too close to the sun.
- Keywords
- flying; generation gap; Greek myth
Page 277.
- Script
- Brian Savage (signed as )
- Pencils
- Brian Savage (signed as )
- Inks
- Brian Savage (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- There should be no difficulty about the divorce, Mr. Briggs, but it never hurts to have the court on our side.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A lawyer gives his client a sombrero and a serape before going to a Mexican court to ask for a divorce.
- Keywords
- divorce; Mexico; serape; sombrero; stereotype
Page 278.
- Script
- Buck Brown (signed as )
- Pencils
- Buck Brown (signed as )
- Inks
- Buck Brown (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A passenger on an airliner is eating dinner, but suddenly notices the wine in his glass is tilted at a steep level, meaning the plane is in a dive.
- Keywords
- airplane; wine
Page 279. A pantomime cartoon.
- Script
- Alden Erikson (signed as )
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson (signed as )
- Inks
- Alden Erikson (signed as )
- Colors
- Alden Erikson (signed as ) (graytones)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Let's see, that's one 'yes,' four 'no' and seventeen 'Like, man, who needs it?'
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A pollster gets mostly non-committal answers from a laid-back young man.
- Keywords
- counterculture; pollster
Page 280.
- Script
- Bud Handelsman (signed as )
- Pencils
- Bud Handelsman (signed as )
- Inks
- Bud Handelsman (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- This 'black power' thing, now. What the devil do YOU make of it, George?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man sitting in an overstuffed chair in a club car on a train asks the older black man serving him liquor about his views on racial politics.
- Keywords
- black power; liquor; race relations; train
Page 283.
- Script
- Eldon Dedini (signed as )
- Pencils
- Eldon Dedini (signed as ) (painting)
- Inks
- Eldon Dedini (signed as ) (painting)
- Colors
- Eldon Dedini (signed as ) (painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I still can't get used to a Christmas without snow.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An older man looks on from the swimming pool, as his young nude female companion comments on the tropical weather.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Christmas; swimming pool
Page 285.
- Script
- Claude Smith (signed as )
- Pencils
- Claude Smith (signed as )
- Inks
- Claude Smith (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Miss Beverly, I want an option on you for the Christmas party.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An executive sets up a date with an attractive receptionist.
- Keywords
- Christmas party; publishing
Page 288.
- Script
- George Dole (signed as George Dole)
- Pencils
- George Dole (signed as George Dole)
- Inks
- George Dole (signed as George Dole)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Just tell the Senator I represent five thousand nudists in his state.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A secretary in a Senator's office is confronted by a nude woman.
- Keywords
- nudists; senator; Washington D.C.
Page 289.
- Script
- John Dempsey (signed as )
- Pencils
- John Dempsey (signed as )
- Inks
- John Dempsey (signed as )
- Colors
- John Dempsey (signed as )
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An Eskimo offers his wife to his white guest, then goes outside the igloo to spy on them through a crack in the ice blocks.
- Keywords
- Eskimo; igloo; stereotypes; voyeurism
Page 293. A six-panel pantomime story.
- Script
- Leo Garel (signed as )
- Pencils
- Leo Garel (signed as )
- Inks
- Leo Garel (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Their romance had a tragic ending—marriage.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two young men at a bar mourn the loss of one of their friends to marriage.
- Keywords
- bar; marriage
Page 294.
- Script
- Charlie Rodrigues (signed as )
- Pencils
- Charlie Rodrigues (signed as )
- Inks
- Charlie Rodrigues (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- ...Right there, in that brown house, is where we lived when my folks moved here from Buffalo in 1937—the little store on the corner used to be Harry's Taylor Shop...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The tour on a sightseeing bus ends up being a tour of the bus driver's life.
- Keywords
- bus; sightseeing
Page 295. The caption is six lines long in total.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ?
- Inks
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I suppose everything you said last night has no meaning now.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two men are stranded on a desert island. They have different reactions when a woman straggles ashore.
- Keywords
- desert island
Page 296. Signature is not legible. Same artist as the cartoon on page 305.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Don Lewis (signed as Don Lewis) (painting)
- Inks
- Don Lewis (signed as Don Lewis) (painting)
- Colors
- Don Lewis (signed as Don Lewis) (painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I was going to put him in his place—but he found it all by himself.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Pin-up of a girl in stockings and a negligee.
- Reprints
Page 299.
- Script
- Don Reilly (signed as )
- Pencils
- Don Reilly (signed as )
- Inks
- Don Reilly (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- This is the bugged martini olive, and Miss Kranepool, here, is our sophisticated delivery system.
- Genre
- humor; spy
- Synopsis
- A spy organization plans on using a beautiful woman to slip a recording device in a martini.
- Keywords
- cocktail; olive; spy
Page 301.
- Script
- Michael Ffolkes (signed as )
- Pencils
- Michael Ffolkes (signed as )
- Inks
- Michael Ffolkes (signed as )
- Colors
- Michael Ffolkes (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Most unusual robbery I can remember.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A detective views a room of nude paintings, each of which has a neat square containing the buttocks cut out of it.
- Keywords
- buttocks; nudes; paintings; vandalism
Page 303.
- Script
- Buster Miller (signed as Buster Miller)
- Pencils
- Buster Miller (signed as Buster Miller)
- Inks
- Buster Miller (signed as Buster Miller)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Jones, you're fired!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The head of the public relations department sets up a testimonial dinner for himself, but nobody shows up.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- public relations
Page 304.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ?
- Inks
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- My wife's name is Helen. She has brown eyes and blonde hair and she'll be driving a blue Volkswagon. Now, when I get to Westport, how will I know your wife?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two men discuss details for wife-swapping on their commuter train ride home from work.
- Keywords
- commuter train; wife-swapping
Page 305. Signature is not legible. Same artist as the cartoon on page 296.
- Script
- Bud Handelsman (signed as )
- Pencils
- Bud Handelsman (signed as )
- Inks
- Bud Handelsman (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- One man favors the creation of a permanent United States peace-keeping force directly responsible to the Secretariat, whereas the other...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two men have a fight outside a bar over United Nations policies.
- Keywords
- bar; fight; United Nations
Page 309.
- Script
- Eldon Dedini (signed as )
- Pencils
- Eldon Dedini (signed as ) (painting)
- Inks
- Eldon Dedini (signed as ) (painting)
- Colors
- Eldon Dedini (signed as ) (painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You can't beat Christmas in the country.
- Genre
- humor; fantasy-supernatural
- Synopsis
- The satyr has plenty of wine and food and a nymph to help celebrate Christmas.
- Keywords
- Christmas; cupids; nymph; satyr; wine
Page 311. Part of the "Satyr" series.
- Script
- Alden Erikson (signed as )
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson (signed as )
- Inks
- Alden Erikson (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Look, kid, you don't believe in me and I don't believe in you, but neither of us can afford to buck the system.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A cynical department-store Santa is abrupt with a difficult child.
- Keywords
- Christmas; department store; Santa Claus
Page 312.
- Script
- Harvey Kurtzman (credited); Larry Siegel (credited)
- Pencils
- Bill Elder (credited as Will Elder) (painting)
- Inks
- Bill Elder (credited as Will Elder) (painting)
- Colors
- Bill Elder (credited as Will Elder) (painting)
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Annie Fanny; James Bomb [James Bond spoof]; J. P. Dinkywinky; Israel Bomb (spy)
- Synopsis
- Spoof of toy shows, featuring an life-size Annie Fanny doll.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- industrial espionage; Jewish; spying; toys
Pages 315-319. Credits read "by Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder with Larry Siegel." Title from Kurtzman's records.