Playboy
#v16#11
(November 1969)
Playboy,
1953 Series
- Volume
- 16
- Price
- 1.00 USD
- Pages
- 302
- Indicia Frequency
- monthly
- Indicia / Colophon Publisher
- HMH Publishing Co. Inc.
- Editing
- Hugh M. Hefner (editor, publisher); A. C. Spectorsky (associate publisher, editorial director)
The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.5 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Hold the rain, Simon, they're all wearing their London Fogs!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Angels on a cloud are making rain from a device that looks like a steam calliope.
- Keywords
- rain
Indexer Notes
Page 89. Cartoon is part of a full-page ad for London Fog overcoats.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Pencils
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Inks
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Colors
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I said, 'it figures.'
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman is not satisfied by her lover, a man who has a wall of mounted heads of small creatures like opossums and squirrels.
- Keywords
- hunting; rifles; squirrels; taxidermy
Indexer Notes
Page 117.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Pencils
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Inks
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Colors
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Golly! You DO have the quickest hands of any receiver in pro football!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- While driving, a man quickly undresses the woman in the front seat beside him, just using his right hand.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- convertible; driving; nude
Indexer Notes
Page 127.
Have a Heart
cartoon / 4 pages
- Script
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Pencils
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Inks
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Colors
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; medical
- Synopsis
- Ten cartoons dealing with various aspects of hospitals and transplant surgery.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- ambulance; doctors; heart; hospitals; kidney; nurses; surgery; transplants
Indexer Notes
Pages 138-141.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Pencils
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Inks
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Colors
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- And, say, on your way back, pick up a six-pack from the Fountain of Youth.
- Genre
- humor; fantasy-supernatural
- Synopsis
- The Satyr sends a younger satyr on an errand as he prepares for a session with a nymph.
- Keywords
- Fountain of Youth; nymph; satyr
Indexer Notes
Page 153. Part of the "Satyr" series.
[no title indexed]
comic story / 1 page
- Script
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Colors
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- They've shot twenty-nine of our braves, polluted all the rivers, killed most of the game and raped the chief's sister. Now he wants us to drop over next Thursday for turkey dinner with all the fixin's.
- Genre
- humor; historical
- Synopsis
- An Indian is not overjoyed when a Pilgrim invites him for a Thanksgiving dinner.
- Reprints
-
in The Playboy Cartoon Album (Playboy Press, 1963 series) #6 (1973) [black and white]
-
- Keywords
- Indian; Pilgrim; Thanksgiving
Indexer Notes
Page 167.
[no title indexed]
Vargas / cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Inks
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Colors
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I'm told sex isn't good for one—but it's GREAT for two.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A pin-up of a girl in pantyhose and a sheer gray robe.
- Reprints
Indexer Notes
Page 182.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Pencils
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Inks
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Colors
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Well, so much for our second honeymoon—let's go home and get back to our affairs ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A couple's second honeymoon doesn't cause any changes in the routine.
- Reprints
- in The Playboy Cartoon Album (Playboy Press, 1963 series) #5 (1972) [black and white]
-
- Keywords
- adultery; second honeymoon
Indexer Notes
Page 193.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Pencils
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Inks
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Colors
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- We hear tell you've got a new line of bed warmers, Brother Fairbrass.
- Genre
- humor; historical
- Synopsis
- In Puritan days, a merchant sells metal bed-warmers, but also has three nude young girls in his back room.
- Keywords
- bed-warmers; nude; Puritan
Indexer Notes
Page 198.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I flunked sex education with all that junk you handed me about the birds and bees!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A schoolboy is upset when the information his father told him causes him to flunk sex education.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- sex education
Indexer Notes
Page 203.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Pencils
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Inks
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- All right, which one of you is the mastermind?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An English policeman interrupts a gang robbing a vault.
- Keywords
- England; police; robbery; vault
Indexer Notes
Page 206.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Peter Paul Porges [as Porges] (signed)
- Pencils
- Peter Paul Porges [as Porges] (signed)
- Inks
- Peter Paul Porges [as Porges] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- No more Children's Crusades for you ...
- Genre
- humor; historical; religious
- Synopsis
- During the Middle Ages, a monk tells a buxom young girl that she's outgrown the Children's Crusades.
- Keywords
- Children's Crusades; Middle Ages; monk
Indexer Notes
Page 211.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Gee, fellas, this really a GREAT honeymoon!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A girl lies nude on a bare mattress in a ramshackle room, which she's sharing with six men.
- Keywords
- counterculture; hippie
Indexer Notes
Page 212.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
- Pencils
- Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
- Inks
- Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
- Colors
- Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- For crying out loud, Major, that's just channel thirteen signing off.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A military man interrupts his love-making to stand and salute during the playing of the National Anthem on a television station sign-off.
- Keywords
- National Anthem; television
Indexer Notes
Page 219. A copy of Playboy is among the magazines on a table in the foreground.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Well, fans, Notre Dame will have to come up with SOME kind of miraculous play to pull THIS game out and ... and ... and ...
- Genre
- humor; sports
- Synopsis
- A television announcer is stunned when a disembodied hand comes out of the clouds and diagrams a complex football play in the sky.
- Keywords
- announcer; football; God; Notre Dame; television broadcast
Indexer Notes
Page 220.
[Anatomical Heart on a Tree]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
- Pencils
- Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
- Inks
- Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; medical
- Synopsis
- A doctor carves his and a nurse's initials on a tree, within the outline of an anatomically-correct heart.
- Keywords
- doctor; heart; nurse; tree
Indexer Notes
Page 221. A pantomime cartoon.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Pencils
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Inks
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Well, well, well—so much for our new-found love of Beethoven.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man takes up the double-bass so he can smuggle his lover into the house in the instrument's case
- Keywords
- adultery; double-bass
Indexer Notes
Page 224.
[We can place you anywhere. Except maybe the centerfold.]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man in a business suit and briefcase poses in a Playmate pose.
- Keywords
- Playmate
Indexer Notes
Page 225. Cartoon is part of a full-page ad for Snelling and Snelling Employment Service.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.2 page
- Script
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Pencils
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Inks
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- They certainly want to tell it like it is these days ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two men in a convertible see a young woman on the side of the road holding a sign that reads "Bad Girl."
- Keywords
- convertible; hitchhiker
Indexer Notes
Page 226.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Colors
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Folk, let's really hear it for Mrs. Freddy Photzmacher of Scarsdale. Thanks a lot, Mrs. Photzmacher ... Er, Mrs. Photzmacher ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman competing in a "Amateur Topless Night" contest doesn't stop with her top.
- Keywords
- contest; night club; stripping
Indexer Notes
Page 231.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- Script
- Cliff Roberts (signed)
- Pencils
- Cliff Roberts (signed)
- Inks
- Cliff Roberts (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- OK, rabbits, knock it off!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A magician yells at the rabbits in his act's magic hat.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- hat; magician; rabbits
Indexer Notes
Page 234.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Pencils
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Inks
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Colors
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Come now, Glenda, there's a first time for everything.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A madam in a brothel enters a girls room leading a cruel-looking man carrying a cat-o-nine tails.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- brothel; cat-o-nine-tails; whipping
Indexer Notes
Page 241.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- It all worked out just as you said it would, Mother!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A wife telephones her mother to tell her that their plot to have the wife's husband hang himself has worked.
- Keywords
- hanging; suicide; telephone
Indexer Notes
Page 242.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Pencils
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Inks
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Colors
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Stereo.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A doctor has a twin stethoscope that he puts on both of a woman patient's breasts.
- Reprints
- in Playboy (Playboy, 1953 series) #v17#8 (August 1970)
- in The Playboy Cartoon Album (Playboy Press, 1963 series) #5 (1972)
-
- Keywords
- doctor; stethoscope
Indexer Notes
Page 247.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Pencils
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Inks
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- ... And after I've given you some of the best semesters of my life!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A college girl is upset when her boyfriend ignores her.
- Keywords
- college
Indexer Notes
Page 249.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- On the surface, it's just another hippie-nudie-rock-drugs-anti-war, theater of the absurd thing; but deep down it's a gay, lighthearted Thirties musical.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two directors discuss the stage show they're producing.
- Keywords
- directors; rehearsal; stage
Indexer Notes
Page 250.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- First, I renounced my worldly possessions, then I renounced sex, then I renounced my family and finally, I renounced my ego. If it wasn't for booze, I don't know what I'd do.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An ascetic beggar in a Middle East city has given up everything but liquor.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- ascetic; beggar; liquor; slang
Indexer Notes
Page 254.
[Checking the View]
cartoon / 0.2 page
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- In the desert there is a statue of a woman lying on her shoulders, with legs in the air and spread wide. A man has parked his car alongside the road, climbed the statue, and is looking down between her legs.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- statue
Indexer Notes
Page 255. A pantomime cartoon.
[Give the Customer What He Wants]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A restaurant's motto is "Give the Customer What He Wants." A diner takes the motto literally and sexually attacks the waitress.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- rape; restaurant
Indexer Notes
Page 257. A pantomime cartoon.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Pencils
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Inks
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- That was Octavia—she's invited us over to an orgy they're throwing next Saturday in aid of the Carthaginian Veterans' Relief Fund.
- Genre
- humor; historical
- Synopsis
- In Roman times, a couple are invited to a benefit orgy.
- Keywords
- benefit; orgy; Rome
Indexer Notes
Page 258.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Today's the big day, Sweetie! Your first screen kiss!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A sleazy movie director makes a big deal of an obviously-experienced under-age actress getting a kiss in a movie.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- actress; director; kiss; movie-making; under-age
Indexer Notes
Page 260.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Pencils
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Inks
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Colors
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Acme Van Lines? Could you send someone over to move me?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The "Dirty Old Lady" is using the phone book to try to get some action.
- Keywords
- double-entendre; phone book; slang; telephone
Indexer Notes
Page 263. Part of the "Dirty Old Lady" series.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Inks
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I'm doing it on principle. It's a protest ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man sits in an overstuffed chair, drinking bottles of liquor.
- Keywords
- liquor; protests
Indexer Notes
Page 264.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- After you, miss!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man lets a woman in a micro-miniskirt go ahead of him on the escalator.
- Keywords
- escalator; miniskirt
Indexer Notes
Page 266.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- Script
- Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
- Pencils
- Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
- Inks
- Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I am not without influence in this city, inspector, and I demand that you apprehend this 'kissing bandit.' No man can soul-kiss ME and get away with it!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A wealthy older couple has been robbed and the husband is livid over being kissed by the bandit.
- Keywords
- burglary; homosexual; kissing; police
Indexer Notes
Page 268.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Welcome to the new, updated 'College Bowl.' ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The new version of the "College Bowl" TV show has nude couples in bed from the competing schools (UCLA and Harvard).
- Keywords
- College Bowl; Harvard; television; UCLA
Indexer Notes
Page 269. The original College Bowl TV show was a quiz show with teams from competing colleges.
[Inventing the Wheel]
comic story / 1 page
- Script
- Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
- Pencils
- Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
- Inks
- Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
- Colors
- Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
- Genre
- humor; historical
- Synopsis
- A caveman chips the corners off a rock, creating a wheel that rolls down a hill and hits a woman on the head. The caveman drags her by the hair back to his cave.
- Keywords
- caveman; chisel; hammer; wheel
Indexer Notes
Page 271. A six-panel pantomime comic story.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Not really ... but you'd be surprised at the psychological effect.
- Genre
- humor; medical
- Synopsis
- Nurses put a whiskey label on a patient's I.V. bottle and it helps his attitude.
- Keywords
- hospital; I.V.; nurses; whiskey
Indexer Notes
Page 272.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
- Pencils
- Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
- Inks
- Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You're just going to spoil him, Edwards.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man is carrying an elephant on his shoulders.
- Keywords
- elephant
Indexer Notes
Page 275
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Pencils
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Inks
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Colors
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- And of course the job permits you to work in a number of different positions under a variety of interesting people.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The madam of the brothel interviews a job applicant.
- Keywords
- brothel; cigarette; double-entendre; smoking
Indexer Notes
Page 277. Part of the "Brothel" series.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I thought you'd NEVER stop fiddling around!
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
- Synopsis
- A man who has been playing a violin is overcome with passion and grabs a woman in a formal gown off the bench of a piano.
- Keywords
- piano; violin
Indexer Notes
Page 278. Cartoon is a parody of an almost identical image used in "Tabu" perfume print ads at that time.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
- Pencils
- Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
- Inks
- Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Won't you even learn that I'm not a tax-free foundation?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man is annoyed when his wife looks longingly at jewelry in a store window.
- Keywords
- jewelry; store window
Indexer Notes
Page 280.
[Rabbits Multiply on the Ark]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Pencils
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Inks
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Colors
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Genre
- humor; religious
- Characters
- Noah
- Synopsis
- After the flood, Noah watches the animals leave the ark, two by two, except for the rabbits, which have multiplied to more than three dozen.
- Keywords
- Bible; giraffes; hippopotamus; lions; Noah's Ark; rabbits; zebras
Indexer Notes
Page 283. A pantomime cartoon.
[Now Showing]
cartoon / 0.5 page
- Script
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Pencils
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Inks
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A nude man on a ladder changes the wording on a theatre marquee sign.
- Keywords
- ladder; marquee; nude
Indexer Notes
Page 284. A pantomime cartoon.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Have I had any side effects from the pill? ... Only promiscuity!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman talks to a doctor about using birth control pills.
- Keywords
- birth control; doctor
Indexer Notes
Page 292.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
- Pencils
- Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
- Inks
- Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- She loves me. She loves me not. She ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A sailor is picking grass off a native girl's skirt in an imitation of plucking a daisy.
- Keywords
- grass skirt; sailor
Indexer Notes
Page 295.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Colors
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Perhaps we reached the point where, as your counselor, I should pose the question, 'Is this marriage WORTH saving?'
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A marriage counselor and a couple are all sitting nude in a bed.
- Keywords
- marriage counselor
Indexer Notes
Page 297.
Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
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1.
["Hold the rain, Simon, they're all wearing their London Fogs!"]
-
2.
["I said, 'it figures.'"]
-
3.
["Golly! You DO have the quickest hands of any receiver in pro football!"]
-
4.
Have a Heart
-
5.
["And, say, on your way back, pick up a six-pack from the Fountain of Youth."]
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6.
["They've shot twenty-nine of our braves, polluted all the rivers, killed most of the game and raped the chief's sister. Now he wants us to drop over next Thursday for turkey dinner with all the fixin's."]
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7.
["I'm told sex isn't good for one—but it's GREAT for two."]
Vargas -
8.
["Well, so much for our second honeymoon—let's go home and get back to our affairs ..."]
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9.
["We hear tell you've got a new line of bed warmers, Brother Fairbrass."]
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10.
["I flunked sex education with all that junk you handed me about the birds and bees!"]
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11.
["All right, which one of you is the mastermind?"]
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12.
["No more Children's Crusades for you ..."]
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13.
["Gee, fellas, this really a GREAT honeymoon!"]
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14.
["For crying out loud, Major, that's just channel thirteen signing off."]
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15.
["Well, fans, Notre Dame will have to come up with SOME kind of miraculous play to pull THIS game out and ... and ... and ..."]
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16.
[Anatomical Heart on a Tree]
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17.
["Well, well, well—so much for our new-found love of Beethoven."]
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18.
[We can place you anywhere. Except maybe the centerfold.]
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19.
["They certainly want to tell it like it is these days ..."]
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20.
["Folk, let's really hear it for Mrs. Freddy Photzmacher of Scarsdale. Thanks a lot, Mrs. Photzmacher ... Er, Mrs. Photzmacher ..."]
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21.
["OK, rabbits, knock it off!"]
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22.
["Come now, Glenda, there's a first time for everything."]
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23.
["It all worked out just as you said it would, Mother!"]
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24.
["Stereo."]
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25.
["... And after I've given you some of the best semesters of my life!"]
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26.
["On the surface, it's just another hippie-nudie-rock-drugs-anti-war, theater of the absurd thing; but deep down it's a gay, lighthearted Thirties musical."]
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27.
["First, I renounced my worldly possessions, then I renounced sex, then I renounced my family and finally, I renounced my ego. If it wasn't for booze, I don't know what I'd do."]
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28.
[Checking the View]
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29.
[Give the Customer What He Wants]
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30.
["That was Octavia—she's invited us over to an orgy they're throwing next Saturday in aid of the Carthaginian Veterans' Relief Fund."]
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31.
["Today's the big day, Sweetie! Your first screen kiss!"]
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32.
["Acme Van Lines? Could you send someone over to move me?"]
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33.
["I'm doing it on principle. It's a protest ..."]
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34.
["After you, miss!"]
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35.
["I am not without influence in this city, inspector, and I demand that you apprehend this 'kissing bandit.' No man can soul-kiss ME and get away with it!"]
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36.
["Welcome to the new, updated 'College Bowl.' ..."]
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37.
[Inventing the Wheel]
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38.
["Not really ... but you'd be surprised at the psychological effect."]
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39.
["You're just going to spoil him, Edwards."]
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40.
["And of course the job permits you to work in a number of different positions under a variety of interesting people."]
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41.
["I thought you'd NEVER stop fiddling around!"]
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42.
["Won't you even learn that I'm not a tax-free foundation?"]
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43.
[Rabbits Multiply on the Ark]
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44.
[Now Showing]
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45.
["Have I had any side effects from the pill? ... Only promiscuity!"]
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46.
["She loves me. She loves me not. She ..."]
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47.
["Perhaps we reached the point where, as your counselor, I should pose the question, 'Is this marriage WORTH saving?'"]
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