Playboy #v16#11
(November 1969)

Playboy, 1953 Series
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Volume
16
Price
1.00 USD
Pages
302
Indicia Frequency
monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
HMH Publishing Co., Inc.
Editing
Hugh M. Hefner (editor, publisher); A. C. Spectorsky (associate publisher, editorial director)

The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Hold the rain, Simon, they're all wearing their London Fogs!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Angels on a cloud are making rain from a device that looks like a steam calliope.
Keywords
rain

Indexer Notes

Page 89. Cartoon is part of a full-page ad for London Fog overcoats.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

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Script
John Dempsey (signed)
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John Dempsey (signed)
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John Dempsey (signed)
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John Dempsey (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I said, 'it figures.'
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman is not satisfied by her lover, a man who has a wall of mounted heads of small creatures like opossums and squirrels.
Keywords
hunting; rifles; squirrels; taxidermy

Indexer Notes

Page 117.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

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Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
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Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
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Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
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Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Golly! You DO have the quickest hands of any receiver in pro football!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
While driving, a man quickly undresses the woman in the front seat beside him, just using his right hand.
Reprints
Keywords
convertible; driving; nude

Indexer Notes

Page 127.

Have a Heart (Table of Contents: 4)

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Script
Gahan Wilson (signed)
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Gahan Wilson (signed)
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Gahan Wilson (signed)
Colors
Gahan Wilson (signed)
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typeset

Genre
humor; medical
Synopsis
Ten cartoons dealing with various aspects of hospitals and transplant surgery.
Reprints
Keywords
ambulance; doctors; heart; hospitals; kidney; nurses; surgery; transplants

Indexer Notes

Pages 138-141.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

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Script
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
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Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
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Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
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Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
And, say, on your way back, pick up a six-pack from the Fountain of Youth.
Genre
humor; fantasy-supernatural
Synopsis
The Satyr sends a younger satyr on an errand as he prepares for a session with a nymph.
Keywords
Fountain of Youth; nymph; satyr

Indexer Notes

Page 153. Part of the "Satyr" series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

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Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
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Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
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Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
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Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
They've shot twenty-nine of our braves, polluted all the rivers, killed most of the game and raped the chief's sister. Now he wants us to drop over next Thursday for turkey dinner with all the fixin's.
Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
An Indian is not overjoyed when a Pilgrim invites him for a Thanksgiving dinner.
Reprints
Keywords
Indian; Pilgrim; Thanksgiving

Indexer Notes

Page 167.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

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?
Pencils
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
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Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
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Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm told sex isn't good for one—but it's GREAT for two.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A pin-up of a girl in pantyhose and a sheer gray robe.
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Page 182.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

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Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
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Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
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Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
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Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Well, so much for our second honeymoon—let's go home and get back to our affairs ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A couple's second honeymoon doesn't cause any changes in the routine.
Reprints
Keywords
adultery; second honeymoon

Indexer Notes

Page 193.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

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Script
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Pencils
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Inks
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
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Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
We hear tell you've got a new line of bed warmers, Brother Fairbrass.
Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
In Puritan days, a merchant sells metal bed-warmers, but also has three nude young girls in his back room.
Keywords
bed-warmers; nude; Puritan

Indexer Notes

Page 198.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

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Script
Al Kaufman (signed)
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Al Kaufman (signed)
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Al Kaufman (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I flunked sex education with all that junk you handed me about the birds and bees!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A schoolboy is upset when the information his father told him causes him to flunk sex education.
Reprints
Keywords
sex education

Indexer Notes

Page 203.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

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Script
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
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Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
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Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
All right, which one of you is the mastermind?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An English policeman interrupts a gang robbing a vault.
Keywords
England; police; robbery; vault

Indexer Notes

Page 206.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

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Peter Paul Porges [as Porges] (signed)
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Peter Paul Porges [as Porges] (signed)
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Peter Paul Porges [as Porges] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
No more Children's Crusades for you ...
Genre
humor; historical; religious
Synopsis
During the Middle Ages, a monk tells a buxom young girl that she's outgrown the Children's Crusades.
Keywords
Children's Crusades; Middle Ages; monk

Indexer Notes

Page 211.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

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Script
Buck Brown (signed)
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Buck Brown (signed)
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Buck Brown (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Gee, fellas, this really a GREAT honeymoon!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A girl lies nude on a bare mattress in a ramshackle room, which she's sharing with six men.
Keywords
counterculture; hippie

Indexer Notes

Page 212.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

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Script
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
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Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
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Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
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Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
For crying out loud, Major, that's just channel thirteen signing off.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A military man interrupts his love-making to stand and salute during the playing of the National Anthem on a television station sign-off.
Keywords
National Anthem; television

Indexer Notes

Page 219. A copy of Playboy is among the magazines on a table in the foreground.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

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Marty Murphy (signed)
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Marty Murphy (signed)
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Marty Murphy (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Well, fans, Notre Dame will have to come up with SOME kind of miraculous play to pull THIS game out and ... and ... and ...
Genre
humor; sports
Synopsis
A television announcer is stunned when a disembodied hand comes out of the clouds and diagrams a complex football play in the sky.
Keywords
announcer; football; God; Notre Dame; television broadcast

Indexer Notes

Page 220.

[Anatomical Heart on a Tree] (Table of Contents: 16)

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Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
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Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
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Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
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Genre
humor; medical
Synopsis
A doctor carves his and a nurse's initials on a tree, within the outline of an anatomically-correct heart.
Keywords
doctor; heart; nurse; tree

Indexer Notes

Page 221. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

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Script
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
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Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
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Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Well, well, well—so much for our new-found love of Beethoven.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man takes up the double-bass so he can smuggle his lover into the house in the instrument's case
Keywords
adultery; double-bass

Indexer Notes

Page 224.

[We can place you anywhere. Except maybe the centerfold.] (Table of Contents: 18)

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Pencils
Lou Myers [as L.] (signed)
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Lou Myers [as L.] (signed)
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Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man in a business suit and briefcase poses in a Playmate pose.
Keywords
Playmate

Indexer Notes

Page 225. Cartoon is part of a full-page ad for Snelling and Snelling Employment Service.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

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Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
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Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
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Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
They certainly want to tell it like it is these days ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two men in a convertible see a young woman on the side of the road holding a sign that reads "Bad Girl."
Keywords
convertible; hitchhiker

Indexer Notes

Page 226.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

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Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
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Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
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Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
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Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Folk, let's really hear it for Mrs. Freddy Photzmacher of Scarsdale. Thanks a lot, Mrs. Photzmacher ... Er, Mrs. Photzmacher ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman competing in a "Amateur Topless Night" contest doesn't stop with her top.
Keywords
contest; night club; stripping

Indexer Notes

Page 231.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

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Cliff Roberts (signed)
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Cliff Roberts (signed)
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Cliff Roberts (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
OK, rabbits, knock it off!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A magician yells at the rabbits in his act's magic hat.
Reprints
Keywords
hat; magician; rabbits

Indexer Notes

Page 234.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

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Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
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Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
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Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
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Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Come now, Glenda, there's a first time for everything.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A madam in a brothel enters a girls room leading a cruel-looking man carrying a cat-o-nine tails.
Reprints
Keywords
brothel; cat-o-nine-tails; whipping

Indexer Notes

Page 241.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

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Gahan Wilson (signed)
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Gahan Wilson (signed)
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Gahan Wilson (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
It all worked out just as you said it would, Mother!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A wife telephones her mother to tell her that their plot to have the wife's husband hang himself has worked.
Keywords
hanging; suicide; telephone

Indexer Notes

Page 242.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

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Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
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Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
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Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
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Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Stereo.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A doctor has a twin stethoscope that he puts on both of a woman patient's breasts.
Reprints
Keywords
doctor; stethoscope

Indexer Notes

Page 247.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

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Donald Reilly (signed)
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Donald Reilly (signed)
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Donald Reilly (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
... And after I've given you some of the best semesters of my life!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A college girl is upset when her boyfriend ignores her.
Keywords
college

Indexer Notes

Page 249.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

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Script
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
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Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
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Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
On the surface, it's just another hippie-nudie-rock-drugs-anti-war, theater of the absurd thing; but deep down it's a gay, lighthearted Thirties musical.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two directors discuss the stage show they're producing.
Keywords
directors; rehearsal; stage

Indexer Notes

Page 250.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

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B Kliban (signed)
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B Kliban (signed)
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B Kliban (signed)
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First, I renounced my worldly possessions, then I renounced sex, then I renounced my family and finally, I renounced my ego. If it wasn't for booze, I don't know what I'd do.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An ascetic beggar in a Middle East city has given up everything but liquor.
Reprints
Keywords
ascetic; beggar; liquor; slang

Indexer Notes

Page 254.

[Checking the View] (Table of Contents: 28)

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Script
B Kliban (signed)
Pencils
B Kliban (signed)
Inks
B Kliban (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
In the desert there is a statue of a woman lying on her shoulders, with legs in the air and spread wide. A man has parked his car alongside the road, climbed the statue, and is looking down between her legs.
Reprints
Keywords
statue

Indexer Notes

Page 255. A pantomime cartoon.

[Give the Customer What He Wants] (Table of Contents: 29)

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Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
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Genre
humor
Synopsis
A restaurant's motto is "Give the Customer What He Wants." A diner takes the motto literally and sexually attacks the waitress.
Reprints
Keywords
rape; restaurant

Indexer Notes

Page 257. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

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Script
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Pencils
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
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Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
That was Octavia—she's invited us over to an orgy they're throwing next Saturday in aid of the Carthaginian Veterans' Relief Fund.
Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
In Roman times, a couple are invited to a benefit orgy.
Keywords
benefit; orgy; Rome

Indexer Notes

Page 258.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

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Marty Murphy (signed)
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Marty Murphy (signed)
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Marty Murphy (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Today's the big day, Sweetie! Your first screen kiss!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A sleazy movie director makes a big deal of an obviously-experienced under-age actress getting a kiss in a movie.
Reprints
Keywords
actress; director; kiss; movie-making; under-age

Indexer Notes

Page 260.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

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Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Colors
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Acme Van Lines? Could you send someone over to move me?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
The "Dirty Old Lady" is using the phone book to try to get some action.
Keywords
double-entendre; phone book; slang; telephone

Indexer Notes

Page 263. Part of the "Dirty Old Lady" series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

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Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
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Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm doing it on principle. It's a protest ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man sits in an overstuffed chair, drinking bottles of liquor.
Keywords
liquor; protests

Indexer Notes

Page 264.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

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Don Orehek (signed)
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Don Orehek (signed)
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Don Orehek (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
After you, miss!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man lets a woman in a micro-miniskirt go ahead of him on the escalator.
Keywords
escalator; miniskirt

Indexer Notes

Page 266.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

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Script
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
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Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
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Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I am not without influence in this city, inspector, and I demand that you apprehend this 'kissing bandit.' No man can soul-kiss ME and get away with it!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A wealthy older couple has been robbed and the husband is livid over being kissed by the bandit.
Keywords
burglary; homosexual; kissing; police

Indexer Notes

Page 268.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

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Script
Ron Ault (signed)
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Ron Ault (signed)
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Ron Ault (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Welcome to the new, updated 'College Bowl.' ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
The new version of the "College Bowl" TV show has nude couples in bed from the competing schools (UCLA and Harvard).
Keywords
College Bowl; Harvard; television; UCLA

Indexer Notes

Page 269. The original College Bowl TV show was a quiz show with teams from competing colleges.

[Inventing the Wheel] (Table of Contents: 37)

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Script
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Pencils
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Inks
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Colors
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)

Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
A caveman chips the corners off a rock, creating a wheel that rolls down a hill and hits a woman on the head. The caveman drags her by the hair back to his cave.
Keywords
caveman; chisel; hammer; wheel

Indexer Notes

Page 271. A six-panel pantomime comic story.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

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Script
Chon Day (signed)
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Chon Day (signed)
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Chon Day (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Not really ... but you'd be surprised at the psychological effect.
Genre
humor; medical
Synopsis
Nurses put a whiskey label on a patient's I.V. bottle and it helps his attitude.
Keywords
hospital; I.V.; nurses; whiskey

Indexer Notes

Page 272.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

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Script
Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
Pencils
Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
Inks
Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
You're just going to spoil him, Edwards.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man is carrying an elephant on his shoulders.
Keywords
elephant

Indexer Notes

Page 275

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

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Script
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Pencils
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Inks
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Colors
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
And of course the job permits you to work in a number of different positions under a variety of interesting people.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
The madam of the brothel interviews a job applicant.
Keywords
brothel; cigarette; double-entendre; smoking

Indexer Notes

Page 277. Part of the "Brothel" series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

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Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I thought you'd NEVER stop fiddling around!
Genre
humor; satire-parody
Synopsis
A man who has been playing a violin is overcome with passion and grabs a woman in a formal gown off the bench of a piano.
Keywords
piano; violin

Indexer Notes

Page 278. Cartoon is a parody of an almost identical image used in "Tabu" perfume print ads at that time.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 42)

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Script
Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
Pencils
Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
Inks
Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Won't you even learn that I'm not a tax-free foundation?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man is annoyed when his wife looks longingly at jewelry in a store window.
Keywords
jewelry; store window

Indexer Notes

Page 280.

[Rabbits Multiply on the Ark] (Table of Contents: 43)

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Script
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Inks
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Colors
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)

Genre
humor; religious
Characters
Noah
Synopsis
After the flood, Noah watches the animals leave the ark, two by two, except for the rabbits, which have multiplied to more than three dozen.
Keywords
Bible; giraffes; hippopotamus; lions; Noah's Ark; rabbits; zebras

Indexer Notes

Page 283. A pantomime cartoon.

[Now Showing] (Table of Contents: 44)

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Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A nude man on a ladder changes the wording on a theatre marquee sign.
Keywords
ladder; marquee; nude

Indexer Notes

Page 284. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 45)

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Script
Don Orehek (signed)
Pencils
Don Orehek (signed)
Inks
Don Orehek (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Have I had any side effects from the pill? ... Only promiscuity!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman talks to a doctor about using birth control pills.
Keywords
birth control; doctor

Indexer Notes

Page 292.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 46)

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Script
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Pencils
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Inks
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
She loves me. She loves me not. She ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A sailor is picking grass off a native girl's skirt in an imitation of plucking a daisy.
Keywords
grass skirt; sailor

Indexer Notes

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Script
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Colors
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Perhaps we reached the point where, as your counselor, I should pose the question, 'Is this marriage WORTH saving?'
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A marriage counselor and a couple are all sitting nude in a bed.
Keywords
marriage counselor

Indexer Notes

Page 297.

Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 1. ["Hold the rain, Simon, they're all wearing their London Fogs!"]
  2. 2. ["I said, 'it figures.'"]
  3. 3. ["Golly! You DO have the quickest hands of any receiver in pro football!"]
  4. 4. Have a Heart
  5. 5. ["And, say, on your way back, pick up a six-pack from the Fountain of Youth."]
  6. 6. ["They've shot twenty-nine of our braves, polluted all the rivers, killed most of the game and raped the chief's sister. Now he wants us to drop over next Thursday for turkey dinner with all the fixin's."]
  7. 7. ["I'm told sex isn't good for one—but it's GREAT for two."]
    Vargas
  8. 8. ["Well, so much for our second honeymoon—let's go home and get back to our affairs ..."]
  9. 9. ["We hear tell you've got a new line of bed warmers, Brother Fairbrass."]
  10. 10. ["I flunked sex education with all that junk you handed me about the birds and bees!"]
  11. 11. ["All right, which one of you is the mastermind?"]
  12. 12. ["No more Children's Crusades for you ..."]
  13. 13. ["Gee, fellas, this really a GREAT honeymoon!"]
  14. 14. ["For crying out loud, Major, that's just channel thirteen signing off."]
  15. 15. ["Well, fans, Notre Dame will have to come up with SOME kind of miraculous play to pull THIS game out and ... and ... and ..."]
  16. 16. [Anatomical Heart on a Tree]
  17. 17. ["Well, well, well—so much for our new-found love of Beethoven."]
  18. 18. [We can place you anywhere. Except maybe the centerfold.]
  19. 19. ["They certainly want to tell it like it is these days ..."]
  20. 20. ["Folk, let's really hear it for Mrs. Freddy Photzmacher of Scarsdale. Thanks a lot, Mrs. Photzmacher ... Er, Mrs. Photzmacher ..."]
  21. 21. ["OK, rabbits, knock it off!"]
  22. 22. ["Come now, Glenda, there's a first time for everything."]
  23. 23. ["It all worked out just as you said it would, Mother!"]
  24. 24. ["Stereo."]
  25. 25. ["... And after I've given you some of the best semesters of my life!"]
  26. 26. ["On the surface, it's just another hippie-nudie-rock-drugs-anti-war, theater of the absurd thing; but deep down it's a gay, lighthearted Thirties musical."]
  27. 27. ["First, I renounced my worldly possessions, then I renounced sex, then I renounced my family and finally, I renounced my ego. If it wasn't for booze, I don't know what I'd do."]
  28. 28. [Checking the View]
  29. 29. [Give the Customer What He Wants]
  30. 30. ["That was Octavia—she's invited us over to an orgy they're throwing next Saturday in aid of the Carthaginian Veterans' Relief Fund."]
  31. 31. ["Today's the big day, Sweetie! Your first screen kiss!"]
  32. 32. ["Acme Van Lines? Could you send someone over to move me?"]
  33. 33. ["I'm doing it on principle. It's a protest ..."]
  34. 34. ["After you, miss!"]
  35. 35. ["I am not without influence in this city, inspector, and I demand that you apprehend this 'kissing bandit.' No man can soul-kiss ME and get away with it!"]
  36. 36. ["Welcome to the new, updated 'College Bowl.' ..."]
  37. 37. [Inventing the Wheel]
  38. 38. ["Not really ... but you'd be surprised at the psychological effect."]
  39. 39. ["You're just going to spoil him, Edwards."]
  40. 40. ["And of course the job permits you to work in a number of different positions under a variety of interesting people."]
  41. 41. ["I thought you'd NEVER stop fiddling around!"]
  42. 42. ["Won't you even learn that I'm not a tax-free foundation?"]
  43. 43. [Rabbits Multiply on the Ark]
  44. 44. [Now Showing]
  45. 45. ["Have I had any side effects from the pill? ... Only promiscuity!"]
  46. 46. ["She loves me. She loves me not. She ..."]
  47. 47. ["Perhaps we reached the point where, as your counselor, I should pose the question, 'Is this marriage WORTH saving?'"]
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