Playboy #v17#4
(April 1970)

Playboy, 1953 Series
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Volume
17
Price
1.00 USD
Pages
246
Indicia Frequency
monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
HMH Publishing Co., Inc.
Editing
Hugh M. Hefner (editor, publisher); A. C. Spectorsky (associate publisher, editorial director)

Issue Notes

Letter from Clint Eastwood commenting on the Harvey Kurtzman "The Good, the Bad, and the Garlic" photo story from the January issue.

The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1)

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Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Colors
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Er, look, Slim—I don't want to break up a really important relationship ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A cowboy's horse is upset when a woman enters the picture.
Reprints
Keywords
cowboy; horse

Indexer Notes

Page 85.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

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Script
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Pencils
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Inks
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Colors
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Stop worrying, honey. My wife always spends the day with her mother when she thinks I'm out of town.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A husband brings his lover home, not realizing that his wife is in bed with her lover.
Reprints
Keywords
adultery

Indexer Notes

Page 95.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

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Script
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
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Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Colors
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Is this all I am to you, Arnold—a medium for social protest?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A protester paints slogans on a woman's nude body.
Reprints
Keywords
body-painting; counterculture; demonstration; protests

Indexer Notes

Page 103.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

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Script
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Inks
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Colors
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
He's the most dangerous sword in France.
Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
Two nobles comment on the clumsy sword technique of a duelist, who is more dangerous to bystanders than to his opponent.
Keywords
clumsy; duel; France; swords

Indexer Notes

Page 115.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

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Script
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Pencils
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Inks
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Colors
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Can't you set that damn thing down?
Genre
humor; fantasy-supernatural
Characters
Atlas
Synopsis
Atlas is stuck with holding the world on his shoulders, even when he wants to make love to a goddess.
Keywords
Earth; goddesses; gods; myths

Indexer Notes

Page 125.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

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Script
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
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Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Inks
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Colors
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
No need to be embarrassed; being a doctor, your warm, lush, full body doesn't bother me a bit.
Genre
humor; medical
Synopsis
A doctor leers at his young nude female patient.
Keywords
doctor; nude

Indexer Notes

Page 131.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

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Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Colors
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I've got a stockholder's meeting in twenty minutes, the board of directors is on my back, and all I can think of is your boobs.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A business executive is distracted by his secretary's low-cut dress.
Reprints
Keywords
breasts; dictation; secretary; slang

Indexer Notes

Page 137.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

Vargas / cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Inks
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Colors
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Sure I'm for the feminist movement. In fact, I'm pretty good at it.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A red-haired woman in red high heels sits on a chair, partially covered by a sheer gown.
Reprints
Keywords
double-entendre; feminist; high heels

Indexer Notes

Page 152.

Man and the Idea (Table of Contents: 9)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Alphonse Normandia (signed)
Pencils
Alphonse Normandia (signed)
Inks
Alphonse Normandia (signed)

Genre
humor
Keywords
ideas

Indexer Notes

Pages 164-167. A series of six short pantomime stories, with ideas given physical form as various birds.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

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Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
By being the unemployed father of seven, you think you've found yourself a nice little tax loophole, don't you?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An unemployed man doesn't get any sympathy from an Internal Revenue Service employee.
Keywords
income tax

Indexer Notes

Page 168.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

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Script
Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
Pencils
Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
Inks
Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
You'll get a new bowl when I can afford a new bowl and not one minute sooner.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man argues with a goldfish that has vastly outgrown its bowl.
Keywords
bowl; goldfish

Indexer Notes

Page 170.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

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Script
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Gahan Wilson (signed)
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Gahan Wilson (signed)
Colors
Gahan Wilson (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
One small step for a znargh—a giant stride for znarghkind!
Genre
satire-parody; science fiction
Synopsis
An alien steps from his spaceship, panicking the citizens.
Reprints
Keywords
alien; spaceship

Indexer Notes

Page. 173. The punchline is taken from Neil Armstrong's statement "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." when he took the first step on the moon on 1969-07-20.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

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Donald Reilly [as D Reilly] (signed)
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Donald Reilly [as D Reilly] (signed)
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Donald Reilly [as D Reilly] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
You can't talk to that crowd—they've all got extra Y chromosomes.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two prisoners gossip about a group of prisoners gathered together in the middle of the exercise yard.
Keywords
prison

Indexer Notes

Page 174.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

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Script
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
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Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Inks
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Colors
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
And if you young people get tired of television, there's a lots of good reading material.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A clueless mother thinks a teen girl and boy left by themselves will be bored.
Keywords
library; television

Indexer Notes

Page 178.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

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Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
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Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
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Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Let's just say we're moderates.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An older black man at a storefront office for "League for the Preservation of Uncle Tom" is confronted by a black militant.
Keywords
African-American; black power; slang; Uncle Tom

Indexer Notes

Page 184.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

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Script
George Dole (signed)
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George Dole (signed)
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George Dole (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
That's certainly going to take all the fun out of playing doctor.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two boys have a conversation while leaving a sex education class at school.
Reprints
Keywords
school; sex education

Indexer Notes

Page 187.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

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Script
Robert Censoni [as Censoni] (signed)
Pencils
Robert Censoni [as Censoni] (signed)
Inks
Robert Censoni [as Censoni] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I can't tonight, Ralph. I've got the curse.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A witch talks on the telephone.
Reprints
Keywords
telephone; witch

Indexer Notes

Page 189.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

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Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Did you hear the one about the little Dutch boy who stuck his finger in the dyke?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two lesbians talk at a gay bar.
Keywords
bar; homosexual; lesbian

Indexer Notes

Page 192.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

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Script
Edward Frascino (signed)
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Edward Frascino (signed)
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Edward Frascino (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I've had to be both mother and father to her.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A little girl talks to another girl about her doll.
Reprints
Keywords
doll

Indexer Notes

Page 194. Artist signature is not clear, credit from reprint album.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

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Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Colors
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Gee, Mr. Davenport, you really make sex a fun thing!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man turns his bedroom into a party room with decorations, balloons, champagne, etc.
Reprints
Keywords
balloons; champagne; party

Indexer Notes

Page 196.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

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Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
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Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
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Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Should realize clear twelve hundred if sell now. On other hand, if wait, may climb, could hit seventy. Fourteen hundred if sell at seventy. Dear God, what should I do?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man prays in church for advice on the stock market.
Keywords
church; prayer; stock market

Indexer Notes

Page 198.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

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Dink Siegel (signed)
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Dink Siegel (signed)
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Dink Siegel (signed)
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Dink Siegel (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Gosh, what a dull party. I'd have left hours ago, but I misplaced my clothes.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A young woman complains of a dull party to her roommate, who is knitting an afghan.
Reprints
Keywords
knitting; party; roommates

Indexer Notes

Page 203.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

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Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oh, darling—you've finally cut the cord.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A wife is excited when her husband punches his mother in the face.
Keywords
mother-in-law; violence

Indexer Notes

Page 205.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

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Script
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
The administration is willing to give in to the first nine nonnegotiable demands, but under no circumstances will it consent to the dean of women being burned at the stake.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A college dean gives in to demonstrators' demands, except for one.
Keywords
college; counterculture; demonstration; protest

Indexer Notes

Page 206.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

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Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
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Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
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Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
There goes one of antitrust's biggest headaches!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A motorist comments on a truck for "The World-Times-Star-Free Press-Bulletin-Chronicle & Gazette" newspaper.
Keywords
antitrust; newspapers; truck

Indexer Notes

Page 208.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

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Script
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
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Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Inks
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Colors
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
You don't know how much I've always hoped to meet a girl from Ceylon.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man brings a girl to his apartment. He has a world map above his bed with pins designating his conquests.
Keywords
Ceylon; map

Indexer Notes

Page 210.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

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Script
Chon Day (signed)
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Chon Day (signed)
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Chon Day (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
When you give him the transfusion, could you pump a little Latin blood into him?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman wants the doctor to make her husband more romantic.
Keywords
blood; hospital; transfusion

Indexer Notes

Page 212.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

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Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
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Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Inks
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Colors
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Damn it, Paul, why don't you get a ladder?
Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
A classical painter sits on his nude model's shoulders to reach the high part of his painting.
Keywords
nude; painting

Indexer Notes

Page 215. Artist reference may possibly be to Flemish painter Peter Paul Rubens.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

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John Ruge [as Ruge] (signed)
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John Ruge [as Ruge] (signed)
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John Ruge [as Ruge] (signed)
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For years I said I wanted a girl—just like the girl—who married dear old Dad—until I got a glimpse of what Dad had going on the SIDE!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
At a cocktail party, a man discusses his father's taste in women.
Keywords
adultery; cocktails; party

Indexer Notes

Page 216.

[Rocking Horse Rider] (Table of Contents: 30)

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Script
B Kliban (signed)
Pencils
B Kliban (signed)
Inks
B Kliban (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A nude woman prepares to mount a rocking horse, which has a man inside.
Reprints
Keywords
rocking horse

Indexer Notes

Page 218. A pantomime cartoon.

[Slow Suicide] (Table of Contents: 31)

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Script
Bill Lee (signed)
Pencils
Bill Lee (signed)
Inks
Bill Lee (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man is trying to commit suicide with a rope around his neck and tied to a limb of a tree. He's standing on a slowly melting block of ice.
Keywords
hanging; ice; rope; suicide

Indexer Notes

Page 222. A pantomime cartoon.

[A = B] (Table of Contents: 32)

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Script
? [as Paré ?] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Paré ?] (signed)
Inks
? [as Paré ?] (signed)
Letters
? [as Paré ?] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
An eye doctor points to a huge letter "A" on the wall. The patient responds "B."
Keywords
eye chart; eye doctor; optometrist

Indexer Notes

Page 224. Small word balloon in cartoon. Artist's name is not clear.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

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Script
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Pencils
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Inks
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Colors
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
And on my left is the town's recreation center ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A businessman shows a newcomer around town. At one corner he's either pointing out a recreation building or a streetwalker.
Keywords
cigarettes; poodle; prostitute; smoking; streetwalker

Indexer Notes

Page 227.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

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Script
Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
Pencils
Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
Inks
Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Thank goodness there are still a few people left who aren't anti-establishment.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A rowdy group of old businessmen celebrate by having four young girls jump nude out of a cake.
Keywords
cake; girls; liquor; party

Indexer Notes

Page 228.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

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Script
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Inks
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I don't care what HE says, Peckman. The Federal Government does not settle its disputes by trial by combat.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A disgruntled taxpayer wants to settle his dispute with the Internal Revenue Service by wrestling the tax auditor.
Keywords
Internal Revenue Service; IRS; taxes; wrestling

Indexer Notes

Page 229.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

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Script
Bill Shaffer (signed)
Pencils
Bill Shaffer (signed)
Inks
Bill Shaffer (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Are you familiar with the term 'beyond the call of duty'?
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A general makes an inappropriate advance to his attractive military secretary.
Keywords
Army; general; secretary

Indexer Notes

Page 231.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

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John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
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John Dempsey (signed)
Colors
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Young lady, would you do an old chessmaster a favor?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two men are playing chess at the nudist camp. One female onlooker is so close she's distracting one of the players.
Reprints
Keywords
chess; nudists

Indexer Notes

Page 233. Part of "Nudist Camp" series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

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Don Orehek (signed)
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Don Orehek (signed)
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Don Orehek (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Never mind about that yet ... first you've got to learn to wake people up!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A young rooster is impatient with an older rooster giving him instructions.
Reprints
Keywords
rooster

Indexer Notes

Page 234.

[Couple Under Car] (Table of Contents: 39)

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Script
B Kliban (signed)
Pencils
B Kliban (signed)
Inks
B Kliban (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A couple are under a car in a repair shop, but they aren't doing any repairing.
Keywords
automobiles; repair

Indexer Notes

Page 236. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

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Script
Mort Gerberg (signed)
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Mort Gerberg (signed)
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Mort Gerberg (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Actually, I'm looking for something to defrock a priest.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman is looking for something in particular when shopping at a perfume counter in a department store.
Reprints
Keywords
department store; perfume; priest

Indexer Notes

Page 238.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

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Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Colors
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I've changed my mind, turn me back into a frog.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
After the "Dirty Old Lady" turns him from a frog into a prince, he has second thoughts when she wants to join him in bed.
Keywords
fairy tale; frog; prince

Indexer Notes

Page 241. Part of "Dirty Old Lady" series.

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Table of Contents
  1. 1. ["Er, look, Slim—I don't want to break up a really important relationship ..."]
  2. 2. ["Stop worrying, honey. My wife always spends the day with her mother when she thinks I'm out of town."]
  3. 3. ["Is this all I am to you, Arnold—a medium for social protest?"]
  4. 4. ["He's the most dangerous sword in France."]
  5. 5. ["Can't you set that damn thing down?"]
  6. 6. ["No need to be embarrassed; being a doctor, your warm, lush, full body doesn't bother me a bit."]
  7. 7. ["I've got a stockholder's meeting in twenty minutes, the board of directors is on my back, and all I can think of is your boobs."]
  8. 8. ["Sure I'm for the feminist movement. In fact, I'm pretty good at it."]
    Vargas
  9. 9. Man and the Idea
  10. 10. ["By being the unemployed father of seven, you think you've found yourself a nice little tax loophole, don't you?"]
  11. 11. ["You'll get a new bowl when I can afford a new bowl and not one minute sooner."]
  12. 12. ["One small step for a znargh—a giant stride for znarghkind!"]
  13. 13. ["You can't talk to that crowd—they've all got extra Y chromosomes."]
  14. 14. ["And if you young people get tired of television, there's a lots of good reading material."]
  15. 15. ["Let's just say we're moderates."]
  16. 16. ["That's certainly going to take all the fun out of playing doctor."]
  17. 17. ["I can't tonight, Ralph. I've got the curse."]
  18. 18. ["Did you hear the one about the little Dutch boy who stuck his finger in the dyke?"]
  19. 19. ["I've had to be both mother and father to her."]
  20. 20. ["Gee, Mr. Davenport, you really make sex a fun thing!"]
  21. 21. ["Should realize clear twelve hundred if sell now. On other hand, if wait, may climb, could hit seventy. Fourteen hundred if sell at seventy. Dear God, what should I do?"]
  22. 22. ["Gosh, what a dull party. I'd have left hours ago, but I misplaced my clothes."]
  23. 23. ["Oh, darling—you've finally cut the cord."]
  24. 24. ["The administration is willing to give in to the first nine nonnegotiable demands, but under no circumstances will it consent to the dean of women being burned at the stake."]
  25. 25. ["There goes one of antitrust's biggest headaches!"]
  26. 26. ["You don't know how much I've always hoped to meet a girl from Ceylon."]
  27. 27. ["When you give him the transfusion, could you pump a little Latin blood into him?"]
  28. 28. ["Damn it, Paul, why don't you get a ladder?"]
  29. 29. ["For years I said I wanted a girl—just like the girl—who married dear old Dad—until I got a glimpse of what Dad had going on the SIDE!"]
  30. 30. [Rocking Horse Rider]
  31. 31. [Slow Suicide]
  32. 32. [A = B]
  33. 33. ["And on my left is the town's recreation center ..."]
  34. 34. ["Thank goodness there are still a few people left who aren't anti-establishment."]
  35. 35. ["I don't care what HE says, Peckman. The Federal Government does not settle its disputes by trial by combat."]
  36. 36. ["Are you familiar with the term 'beyond the call of duty'?"]
  37. 37. ["Young lady, would you do an old chessmaster a favor?"]
  38. 38. ["Never mind about that yet ... first you've got to learn to wake people up!"]
  39. 39. [Couple Under Car]
  40. 40. ["Actually, I'm looking for something to defrock a priest."]
  41. 41. ["I've changed my mind, turn me back into a frog."]
This issue was most recently modified by:
  • Luther Weaver
  • Steven Samuels