Playboy
#v17#5
(May 1970)
Playboy,
1953 Series
- Volume
- 17
- Price
- 1.00 USD
- Pages
- 254
- Indicia Frequency
- monthly
- Indicia / Colophon Publisher
- HMH Publishing Co., Inc.
- Editing
- Hugh M. Hefner (editor, publisher); A. C. Spectorsky (associate publisher, editorial director)
The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Pencils
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Inks
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- How about it, J. B.? Miss Band-Aid of 1970.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An ad man makes a pitch for a campaign based on a nude woman with strategic spots covered with band-aids.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- advertising; Band-Aid
Indexer Notes
Page 93
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Pencils
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Inks
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Colors
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Ze Kaiser's mistress is flat-chested!
- Genre
- humor; historical; war
- Synopsis
- In the middle of a multi-plane World War I dogfight, a French pilot insults a German one.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- bi-plane; dogfight; France; Germany; World War I
Indexer Notes
Page 103.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Pencils
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Inks
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Colors
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- The love is free, the sex will cost ten bucks.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A college girl brings a fellow demonstrator back to her room, but there's a catch.
- Keywords
- college; counterculture; demonstration; free love; prostitution
Indexer Notes
Page 113.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Pencils
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Inks
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Colors
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Giddap, damn it!
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
- Synopsis
- A nude woman on horseback (apparently Lady Godiva) can't get the horse to stop admiring her form.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- horse; nude
Indexer Notes
Page 119.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Dink Siegel (signed)
- Pencils
- Dink Siegel (signed)
- Inks
- Dink Siegel (signed)
- Colors
- Dink Siegel (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I guess this pretty well blows your 'sweet sixteen and never been kissed' theory all to hell.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Parents are shocked when they come home to find their daughter's 16th birthday party has turned into a wild orgy.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- birthday; nude; party; teen; under-age
Indexer Notes
Page 129.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
- Pencils
- Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
- Inks
- Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
- Colors
- Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- And I suppose this is where he rests between inspirations.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An artists holds a showing of his abstract nudes in his gallery, which includes a bed.
- Keywords
- bed; modern art; nudes
Indexer Notes
Page 147.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Pencils
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Inks
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Colors
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Who hired this clown?
- Genre
- humor; historical
- Synopsis
- A clumsy executioner causes collateral damage with his axe.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- axe; beheading; executioner
Indexer Notes
Page 163.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Pencils
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Inks
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Colors
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Wait fifteen minutes, the meter will expire, then you can bust us for illegal parking, too!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A policeman looks at a couple engaged in amorous activity in the back seat of a convertible with the top down.
- Keywords
- convertible; parking meter; police
Indexer Notes
Page 169.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- There ought to be a law to make you young girls wear brassieres.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man drives his car into a pole when he's distracted by young girls.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- automobile accident; bras
Indexer Notes
Page 172.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- E. Simms Campbell (signed)
- Pencils
- E. Simms Campbell (signed)
- Inks
- E. Simms Campbell (signed)
- Colors
- E. Simms Campbell (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- And when you move up to the executive suites, will you put in a good word for me?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- In a reverse of the traditional roles, a man in bed with a woman asks her for help with his career.
- Keywords
- career
Indexer Notes
Page 174.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- Script
- Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
- Pencils
- Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
- Inks
- Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- My parents would die if they knew I was involved with a rhinoceros.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman is in love with a rhinoceros.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- rhinoceros
Indexer Notes
Page 176.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Alden Erikson [as A Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as A Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as A Erikson] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Just a reminder to tune in next week, when another prominent Washington wheeler-dealer makes an ass of himself.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The host for a television political interview show is a little too upfront.
- Keywords
- politicians; television broadcasting; TV
Indexer Notes
Page 178.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
- Inks
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- When you asked for a three-day pass, Dombrowsky, I assumed that you wanted to GO somewhere!
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A sergeant doesn't know what to do with a soldier who spends his leave with a woman in his bunk, drinking beer.
- Keywords
- Army; barracks; beer; bunk
Indexer Notes
Page 179.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Colors
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Bidwell, when a man works 35 years for Krepton Industries, we don't give him a lousy gold pin.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A company head shows an underling into a a room where a woman in a negligee is waiting on a couch.
Indexer Notes
Page 183.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Pencils
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Inks
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- MRS. Portnoy?
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
- Synopsis
- A woman goes to the complaint department of a store.
- Keywords
- complaint
Indexer Notes
Page 186. Punchline is a play on the 1969 novel "Portnoy's Complaint" by Philip Roth.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Inks
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Colors
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- What a glorious sunset, eh? And you complain about the kind of world I've given you.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man takes credit for something he didn't have anything to do with.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- counterculture; generation gap; sunset
Indexer Notes
Page 189.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
- Pencils
- Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
- Inks
- Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I don't think you're dying of thirst at all, you dirty old man!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A grizzled old man is chasing a blonde in short dress and high heels across the desert.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- desert; high heels
Indexer Notes
Page 195.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Pencils
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Inks
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Colors
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I meant it was stuck and I wanted it UP, not stuck and I wanted it DOWN!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A bellboy makes a mistake when helping a woman with the zipper on the back of her dress.
- Keywords
- zipper
Indexer Notes
Page 199.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.2 page
- Script
- Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
- Pencils
- Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
- Inks
- Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Boy, I sure don't look forward to rejecting THEIR values.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two young boys watch their parents cuddle and drink beer while watching television.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- beer; generation gap; television
Indexer Notes
Page 200.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Pencils
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Inks
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Ammo.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A shifty-looking character comes into an office that advertises "Money Loaned for Any Purpose" and has a blunt request.
- Keywords
- ammunition; loans
Indexer Notes
Page 202.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Just a minute, how come we're always looking for a WHITE whale!?
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
- Synopsis
- The only black oarsman of a whaling harpoon boat wonders why they only look for a white whale?
- Keywords
- harpoons; Moby Dick; oars; racism; whaling
Indexer Notes
Page 203. Parody of Captain Ahab and his quest in Herman Melville's 1851 novel "Moby Dick."
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Pencils
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Inks
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Damn it, Fennelman, for the last time—the people from the Pentagon will NOT want to see it samba!
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A military scientist makes a large four-legged vehicle that can dance.
- Keywords
- dance; invention; military; samba
Indexer Notes
Page 206.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Inks
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Will you stop tail-gating!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman in line to see movies at a nudist camp complains that the man behind her is following too closely.
- Keywords
- nudists
Indexer Notes
Page 207.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.2 page
- Script
- Robert Censoni [as Censoni] (signed)
- Pencils
- Robert Censoni [as Censoni] (signed)
- Inks
- Robert Censoni [as Censoni] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- It's not very romantic yelling out 'Position number two! Position number four!'
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman complains her partner is not very romantic in bed.
Indexer Notes
Page 208.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I hope you're charging more than one dollar for that, Miss Collins!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman manning a kissing booth at a church bazaar is providing some extras.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- church bazaar; kissing booth; pastor
Indexer Notes
Page 210.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- My balls are killing me.
- Genre
- humor; historical
- Synopsis
- Two men are chained by their wrists to the wall of a dungeon. Iron balls are shackled to their ankles, with no support.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- chains; double-entendre; dungeon; torture
Indexer Notes
Page 212.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- Script
- George Booth [as Booth] (signed)
- Pencils
- George Booth [as Booth] (signed)
- Inks
- George Booth [as Booth] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Sanford has gradually become good-humored about the pussies.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man sits on the floor with a dazed look, as his wife talks to a visitor. There are two dozen cats scattered around the room.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- cats; insanity; staircase
Indexer Notes
Page 213.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Pencils
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Inks
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Colors
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Now, child, didn't that cure those nasty old hiccups?
- Genre
- humor; historical
- Synopsis
- In an apparent 19th century scenario, a man is in an orate brass bed with an under-aged girl.
- Keywords
- 19th century; brass bed; candle; hiccups; under-aged
Indexer Notes
Page 215.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- When you said you liked a little 'eye-opener' in the morning, I assumed you meant you were a drinking man.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man wants some action in bed as the sun rises over the street outside.
- Keywords
- bed; double-entendre; sunrise
Indexer Notes
Page 216.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.2 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- 'Rape! Rape!' 'No, silly, it's strawberry!'
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man has ravished a woman, and is now spreading strawberry jam on her thigh.
- Keywords
- rape; strawberry jam
Indexer Notes
Page 217. Dialogue is in two hand-lettered word balloons.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Violence! Unrest! Predictions of more disturbances! And that was only the weather report!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man and his wife are disturbed by the weather report on television.
- Keywords
- demonstrations; television
Indexer Notes
Page 220.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Inks
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Oh, don't be worried Mr. Hadley ... we all have our little sexual hang-ups ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman undresses for bed. Her bed partner holds a Minnie Mouse mask that he apparently wants her to wear for sex.
- Keywords
- fetish; mask
Indexer Notes
Page 221.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Pencils
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Inks
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- It was there, in the mud and rain at Woodstock, as we shared a joint and you offered me some of your cornflakes, that I knew I wanted you to be the mother of my children.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A counterculture man has an unusual reason for proposing to a woman.
- Keywords
- counterculture; marijuana; proposal; Woodstock
Indexer Notes
Page 222.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Pencils
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Inks
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Colors
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Number six is strictly a mudder.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two racetrack touts watch the horses parade to the starting line. Number six is an alligator.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- alligator; gambling; horse race; jockey
Indexer Notes
Page 225.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- John Ruge [as Ruge] (signed)
- Pencils
- John Ruge [as Ruge] (signed)
- Inks
- John Ruge [as Ruge] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Now the whole point of this next scene is that we're satirizing the advertising business and the Madison Avenue crowd!
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
- Synopsis
- A movie director explains the concept of the next scene to a woman, who's clad only in a collar and tie and a vest.
- Keywords
- actress; director; movie-making; tie; vest
Indexer Notes
Page 226. Satire of movie-makers who claimed social content, when all they wanted was to film nearly nude women.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Cliff Roberts (signed)
- Pencils
- Cliff Roberts (signed)
- Inks
- Cliff Roberts (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Do you spell your name A-l-l-E-n or A-l-l-A-n ... ?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man on a desert island is carving a heart into the trunk of a palm tree and wants to know the proper spelling of the name of the other man on the island.
- Keywords
- desert island; homosexual; knife; palm tree
Indexer Notes
Page 228.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Y'know, Dave, if you had a good golf swing, you'd have everything.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man has an expensive house with a swimming pool and a beautiful female companion, but his friends still razz him about his golf game.
- Keywords
- golf cart; golf course; swimming pool; teasing
Indexer Notes
Page 231.
The Sign Painter
comic story / 1 page
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A billboard artist draws a crowd when he appears to be drawing a nude woman, but his audience disappears when he finishes the drawing of a dog advertising dog food.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- billboard
Indexer Notes
Page 233. A six-panel pantomime story.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Pencils
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Inks
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I have this fantastic group tour for your wife-swapping club where you can change twenty-three partners in seventeen cities in fourteen days.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A travel agent has an unusual travel plan.
- Keywords
- travel agent; wife-swapping
Indexer Notes
Page 234.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Good morning, Fred!!!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A group of back-biting vice-presidents make sure that the head of the company knows that another vice-president is late to work.
- Keywords
- back-biting; executives
Indexer Notes
Page 235.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Inks
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Say, you must be the nymphomaniac George is always talking about.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man makes a blunder when making conversation with a friend's date.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- cigarette holder; conversation; nymphomaniac; smoking
Indexer Notes
Page 236.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Inks
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You think I don't understand what real hunger is? I'm only allowed cottage cheese and fruit salad.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An executive doesn't have much sympathy for a pan-handler.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- begging; diet; executive
Indexer Notes
Page 237.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
- Pencils
- Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
- Inks
- Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- He doesn't grab me anymore!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two cavewomen are talking about a passing caveman with a club.
- Keywords
- caveman; club; double-entendre; slang
Indexer Notes
Page 239.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Pencils
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Inks
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Colors
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Yes, we do have a lot in common, Miss Freebish, but let's face it—where it really counts, we're really quite different ... !
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A nude man talking to a buxom nude woman makes a statement that could be taken in various ways.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- nudists; pipe; smoking
Indexer Notes
Page 241. Part of "Nudist Camp" series.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Things didn't go well with my therapy group this session.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A wife is surprised to see her husband come home from his therapy group with a black eye and torn clothes.
- Keywords
- black eye; kitchen; therapy
Indexer Notes
Page 242.
[Nudist Therapy]
Little Annie Fanny / comic story / 5 pages
- Script
- Harvey Kurtzman (credited)
- Pencils
- Will Elder (painting)
- Inks
- Will Elder (painting)
- Colors
- Will Elder (painting)
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Annie Fanny; Wanda Homefree; Whistler's mother (cameo); Dick Tracy (cameo); Jiggs (cameo)
- Synopsis
- Spoof of nude therapy workshops.
- Reprints
-
in Playboy's Little Annie Fanny (Playboy Press, 1972 series) (1972) - in The Best from Playboy (Playboy Press, 1964 series) #7 (1973)
- in Playboy's Little Annie Fanny (Dark Horse, 2000 series) #2 (September 2001)
-
- Keywords
- adult; nudity; swimming pool; therapy
Indexer Notes
Pages 245-249. Credits read "by Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder." Title from Kurtzman's records.
Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
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1.
["How about it, J. B.? Miss Band-Aid of 1970."]
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2.
["Ze Kaiser's mistress is flat-chested!"]
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3.
["The love is free, the sex will cost ten bucks."]
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4.
["Giddap, damn it!"]
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5.
["I guess this pretty well blows your 'sweet sixteen and never been kissed' theory all to hell."]
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6.
["And I suppose this is where he rests between inspirations."]
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7.
["Who hired this clown?"]
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8.
["Wait fifteen minutes, the meter will expire, then you can bust us for illegal parking, too!"]
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9.
["There ought to be a law to make you young girls wear brassieres."]
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10.
["And when you move up to the executive suites, will you put in a good word for me?"]
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11.
["My parents would die if they knew I was involved with a rhinoceros."]
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12.
["Just a reminder to tune in next week, when another prominent Washington wheeler-dealer makes an ass of himself."]
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13.
["When you asked for a three-day pass, Dombrowsky, I assumed that you wanted to GO somewhere!"]
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14.
["Bidwell, when a man works 35 years for Krepton Industries, we don't give him a lousy gold pin."]
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15.
["MRS. Portnoy?"]
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16.
["What a glorious sunset, eh? And you complain about the kind of world I've given you."]
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17.
["I don't think you're dying of thirst at all, you dirty old man!"]
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18.
["I meant it was stuck and I wanted it UP, not stuck and I wanted it DOWN!"]
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19.
["Boy, I sure don't look forward to rejecting THEIR values."]
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20.
["Ammo."]
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21.
["Just a minute, how come we're always looking for a WHITE whale!?"]
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22.
["Damn it, Fennelman, for the last time—the people from the Pentagon will NOT want to see it samba!"]
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23.
["Will you stop tail-gating!"]
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24.
["It's not very romantic yelling out 'Position number two! Position number four!'"]
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25.
["I hope you're charging more than one dollar for that, Miss Collins!"]
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26.
["My balls are killing me."]
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27.
["Sanford has gradually become good-humored about the pussies."]
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28.
["Now, child, didn't that cure those nasty old hiccups?"]
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29.
["When you said you liked a little 'eye-opener' in the morning, I assumed you meant you were a drinking man."]
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30.
["'Rape! Rape!' 'No, silly, it's strawberry!'"]
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31.
["Violence! Unrest! Predictions of more disturbances! And that was only the weather report!"]
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32.
["Oh, don't be worried Mr. Hadley ... we all have our little sexual hang-ups ..."]
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33.
["It was there, in the mud and rain at Woodstock, as we shared a joint and you offered me some of your cornflakes, that I knew I wanted you to be the mother of my children."]
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34.
["Number six is strictly a mudder."]
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35.
["Now the whole point of this next scene is that we're satirizing the advertising business and the Madison Avenue crowd!"]
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36.
["Do you spell your name A-l-l-E-n or A-l-l-A-n ... ?"]
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37.
["Y'know, Dave, if you had a good golf swing, you'd have everything."]
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38.
The Sign Painter
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39.
["I have this fantastic group tour for your wife-swapping club where you can change twenty-three partners in seventeen cities in fourteen days."]
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40.
["Good morning, Fred!!!"]
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41.
["Say, you must be the nymphomaniac George is always talking about."]
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42.
["You think I don't understand what real hunger is? I'm only allowed cottage cheese and fruit salad."]
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43.
["He doesn't grab me anymore!"]
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44.
["Yes, we do have a lot in common, Miss Freebish, but let's face it—where it really counts, we're really quite different ... !"]
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45.
["Things didn't go well with my therapy group this session."]
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[Nudist Therapy]
Little Annie Fanny
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