Playboy
#v18#1
(January 1971)
Playboy,
1953 Series
- Volume
- 18
- Price
- 1.50 USD
- Pages
- 288
- Indicia Frequency
- monthly
- Indicia / Colophon Publisher
- HMH Publishing Co., Inc.
- Editing
- Hugh M. Hefner (editor, publisher); A. C. Spectorsky (associate publisher, editorial director)
Issue Notes
Comic story in Doral cigarette ad on page 56. Story by Arthur C. Clarke ("Transit of Earth") with three-page painting by Chesley Bonestell on pages 109-111, 210, 272-274. Satire by Craig Vetter on the Superman mythos ("Underground at the 'Daily Planet' ") on pages 171 and 230, with illustrations of Jimmy Olson and Superman by Bob Post.
The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Pencils
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Inks
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Colors
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Big night last night, Kolblinski?
- Genre
- humor; sports
- Synopsis
- A college football coach looks at one of his players on the bench, who obviously had a raucous New Year's Eve.
- Keywords
- bowl game; cigar; coach; college; football; smoking
Indexer Notes
Page 89.
[Santa Toulouse]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Pencils
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Inks
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Colors
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Genre
- humor; historical
- Characters
- Toulouse-Lautrec
- Synopsis
- Toulouse dresses as Santa for the girls in the brothel.
- Keywords
- brothel; Christmas; Santa Claus
Indexer Notes
Page 107. A pantomime cartoon.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Pencils
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Inks
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Colors
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- As you know, Miss Simpson, I wasn't here for the Christmas Party and I understand you went back into the stock room with a number of the guys and well ... I was wondering ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An office boy has a request for a sexy secretary.
- Keywords
- secretary; telephone
Indexer Notes
Page 145.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Pencils
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Inks
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Colors
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- It's not that you don't appeal to me, miss—it's just that Im hung up on one of my elves ...
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Santa Claus
- Synopsis
- Santa isn't attracted to a beautiful nude woman.
- Keywords
- Christmas; Santa Claus
Indexer Notes
Page 157.
[no title indexed]
Vargas Girl / cartoon / 2 pages
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Inks
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Colors
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- THAT'S what I call starting off the New Year with a bang.
- Genre
- humor
Indexer Notes
Pages 189-190. A two-page fold-out pin-up on heavy paper.
Silverstein Around the World
cartoon / 9 pages
- Script
- Shel Silverstein (credited)
- Pencils
- Shel Silverstein (credited)
- Inks
- Shel Silverstein (credited)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Shel Silverstein
- Synopsis
- Twenty-three cartoons and seven photographs of Silverstein's trip around the world. Cartoons on Switzerland, Italy, Spain, Middle East, London, Scandinavia, Paris, Africa, Moscow, Tokyo, Hawaii, Alaska, Mexico, and a nudist camp.
- Keywords
- Africa; Alaska; Hawaii; Italy; London; Mexico; Middle East; Moscow; nudist camp; Paris; Scandinavia; Spain; Switzerland; Tokyo
Indexer Notes
Pages 199-208. Some cartoons have solid single color backgrounds.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Don Madden (signed)
- Pencils
- Don Madden (signed)
- Inks
- Don Madden (signed)
- Colors
- Don Madden (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I don't care if it is from your analyst! 'Merry Christmas and a Happy Sex Life' is a bit much!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A husband is not happy with the Christmas card sent to his wife by her analyst.
- Keywords
- analyst; Christmas; Christmas card; Christmas tree
Indexer Notes
Page 217.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You can get dressed now ... the doctor has seen you.
- Genre
- humor; medical
- Synopsis
- A doctor looks at a nude woman patient through a peephole in the wall.
- Keywords
- doctor; nurse; voyeurism
Indexer Notes
Page 218.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Pencils
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Inks
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Colors
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- While you're at it, would you turn my Teddy bear on, too?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A young man is in bed with a more experienced woman.
- Keywords
- toy
Indexer Notes
Page 220.
[no title indexed]
comic story / 0.4 page
- Script
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Pencils
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Inks
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- It's all right with me if women stop wearing bras—but if they stop manufacturing them, what about us transvestites?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A transvestite is worried after reading an newspaper article.
- Keywords
- bra; cross-dressing; transvestite
Indexer Notes
Page 224.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Arnold, your scallops are getting cold.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man's attention is focused on the stripper on the night club stage instead of his meal.
- Keywords
- night club; stripper
Indexer Notes
Page 225.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- Script
- Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
- Pencils
- Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
- Inks
- Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Another reason I can't marry you is because you're a fish.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man has a conversation with fish in a bowl.
- Keywords
- fish; marriage
Indexer Notes
Page 226.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Pencils
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Inks
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Colors
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Watch out for R. J. He isn't drinking.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An executive at an office party is more of a problem for the women because he's sober.
- Keywords
- drinking; office party
Indexer Notes
Page 229.
[Tow Away Sleigh]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Santa Claus
- Synopsis
- Santa watches as a tow truck hauls his sleigh and reindeer from a tow away zone.
- Keywords
- Christmas; reindeer; sleigh; tow truck
Indexer Notes
Page 230. A pantomime cartoon.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- William Hamilton [as Wm Hamilton] (signed)
- Pencils
- William Hamilton [as Wm Hamilton] (signed)
- Inks
- William Hamilton [as Wm Hamilton] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Oh, dear me—it's my SISTER'S party you want. I'm still a conservative.
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
- Synopsis
- A quartet of black men representing the Black Power movement show up at the wrong party.
- Keywords
- African-Americans; black power; high society; radical chic
Indexer Notes
Page 231. A parody of the "radical chic" fad at high society parties.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Richard Decker (signed)
- Pencils
- Richard Decker (signed)
- Inks
- Richard Decker (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- How come this doesn't fall under 'contributing to the delinquency of a minor'?
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A recruit makes a comment during bayonet practice.
- Keywords
- army; bayonet; rifle
Indexer Notes
Page 232.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- If you're looking for whoever whistled at you, there's a sun-crazed sea gull up there.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A pudgy middle-aged woman under a beach umbrella thinks somebody whistled at her.
- Keywords
- beach; sea gull; umbrella
Indexer Notes
Page 233.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Pencils
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Inks
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Colors
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- If you're such a wise man, why do I have to think up a gift?
- Genre
- humor; religious
- Synopsis
- The wife of one of the Three Wise Men complains about having to choose a gift for him to take to the baby Jesus.
- Keywords
- Christmas; gift; Three Wise Men
Indexer Notes
Page 235.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- Script
- Joseph Farris (signed)
- Pencils
- Joseph Farris (signed)
- Inks
- Joseph Farris (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Would you voluntarily give me all the money on your person so I won't have to rob you and become a criminal?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man gives his victim a choice before robbing him.
- Keywords
- robber
Indexer Notes
Page 236.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Pencils
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Inks
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Boobs!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A little girl sitting on the lap of a department store Santa has a surprising request.
- Keywords
- breasts; department store; Santa Claus
Indexer Notes
Page 237.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Edmond Kiraz [as Kiraz] (signed)
- Pencils
- Edmond Kiraz [as Kiraz] (signed)
- Inks
- Edmond Kiraz [as Kiraz] (signed)
- Colors
- Edmond Kiraz [as Kiraz] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Wouldn't it be more polite to wait for the other guests before starting?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man gets amorous with a woman while they're waiting for the guests for their swingers' party to arrive.
- Keywords
- Christmas; Christmas tree; party
Indexer Notes
Page 238.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Jane, darling, if I promise to stop biting my nails, will you let ME get on top just once?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man bargains with a woman for a different sexual position.
Indexer Notes
Page 241.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Pencils
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Inks
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Colors
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- General Electric beat him out on his death ray and he's simply FURIOUS!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A mad scientist is outraged when GE develops a death-ray before he could finish his.
- Keywords
- death ray; hunchback; mad scientist
Indexer Notes
Page 243.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Pencils
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Inks
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Same here—the only way I can make it is by selling a little pot on the side.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- In a raging snowstorm, two match girls compare notes.
- Keywords
- marijuana; match girls
Indexer Notes
Page 246.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- Script
- Don Orehek (signed)
- Pencils
- Don Orehek (signed)
- Inks
- Don Orehek (signed)
- Colors
- Don Orehek (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You'll never learn to ski if you don't stop tail-gating!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man grabs the back of a woman's stretch pants as they are skiing down a trail.
- Keywords
- snow skiing
Indexer Notes
Page 247.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Mischa Richter [as Richter] (signed)
- Pencils
- Mischa Richter [as Richter] (signed)
- Inks
- Mischa Richter [as Richter] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- As president of the committee on women's liberation ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman executive has her male secretary sit on her lap when she's giving dictation.
- Keywords
- secretary; women's liberation
Indexer Notes
Page 249.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Pencils
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Inks
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Colors
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Looks like with Sally, it's going to be out with the old and in with the new.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two women observe a woman planning on getting a new lover to celebrate New Year's Eve.
- Keywords
- New Year's party; nudists
Indexer Notes
Page 251. Part of "Nudist Camp" series
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.2 page
- Script
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Inks
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- 'The best laid schemes o' mice and men gang aft a-gley!'
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A mouse whose tail is caught in a trap quotes Robert Burns.
- Keywords
- mice; mousetrap; quote
Indexer Notes
Page 253.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I KNOW babies are supposed to be bald-headed, Mother—but there's something about Timothy ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A mother is concerned when her baby has male pattern baldness.
- Keywords
- baby; baldness; telephone
Indexer Notes
Page 254. Artist signature is not legible.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Hi, there! I'm a pal of Santa's and he let me have a little old peek at his list of all those who've been bad!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man calls at a woman's apartment door with an original line.
- Keywords
- Christmas
Indexer Notes
Page 257.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Dennis Ellefson ? [as Ellefson ?] (signed)
- Pencils
- Dennis Ellefson ? [as Ellefson ?] (signed)
- Inks
- Dennis Ellefson ? [as Ellefson ?] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Uh-oh!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two technicians are upset when the mainframe computer read-out is "Up against the wall, Motherfu..."
- Keywords
- artificial intelligence; computer
Indexer Notes
Page 258. Artist signature is not clear.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- John Ruge [as Ruge] (signed)
- Pencils
- John Ruge [as Ruge] (signed)
- Inks
- John Ruge [as Ruge] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You never complained about my nymphomania BEFORE we were married!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A wife is upset when her exhausted husband staggers out of bed.
- Keywords
- nymphomania
Indexer Notes
Page 259.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Inks
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Just watch yourself, young fellow. I may not know the law, but I know what I like.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A judge is upset with his hippie defendent.
- Keywords
- counterculture; court room; hippie; judge
Indexer Notes
Page 261.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- Script
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Pencils
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Inks
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- How can we PREVENT pregnancy? We don't even know what causes it.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A caveman and his wife have too many children.
- Keywords
- birth control; caveman
Indexer Notes
Page 263.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.2 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Like to see what this baby can do?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An ambulance driver asks a patient if he'd like to see some speed.
- Keywords
- ambulance
Indexer Notes
Page 264.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Cliff Roberts (signed)
- Pencils
- Cliff Roberts (signed)
- Inks
- Cliff Roberts (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I just thought of a good deed you could do ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A Boy Scout and a woman are stranded on a desert isle. The woman has a suggestion.
- Keywords
- Boy Scout; desert isle; double-entendre; palm trees
Indexer Notes
Page 265.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Pencils
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Inks
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Beat it, Kovarisky, this is a pas de DEUX!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A ballerina already has a male ballet dancer as a partner, when another male dancer tries to join them.
- Keywords
- ballet
Indexer Notes
Page 266.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Francis Smilby [as Smilby] (signed)
- Pencils
- Francis Smilby [as Smilby] (signed)
- Inks
- Francis Smilby [as Smilby] (signed)
- Colors
- Francis Smilby [as Smilby] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Sir Gawain covers the flanks, Sir Bevedere here looks after the rear, while I concentrate on the front—we do EVERYTHING as a team.
- Genre
- humor; fantasy-supernatural
- Synopsis
- After teaming up to slay a dragon, three knights plan on teaming up for their reward for rescuing the maiden in distress.
- Keywords
- armor; chains; dragon; knights; swords
Indexer Notes
Page 269.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- Script
- Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- My wife gave it to me for Christmas. The idea is to activate your anti-ballistic missile before your opponent activates HIS anti-ballistic missile.
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A group of generals play a board game that simulates nuclear war.
- Keywords
- Army; board game; missiles; nuclear war
Indexer Notes
Page 270.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- Script
- ? [as Reading] (signed)
- Pencils
- ? [as Reading] (signed)
- Inks
- ? [as Reading] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- It's called grass; it's softer to walk on than concrete.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- In the middle of the concrete-covered city, there's a small patch of grass.
- Keywords
- concrete; ecology; grass
Indexer Notes
Page 272.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
- Pencils
- Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
- Inks
- Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- His philosophy is that sex should be considered on the same level as shaking hands.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man has a glove hanging on his belt at crotch level.
- Keywords
- party
Indexer Notes
Page 273.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Pencils
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Inks
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Colors
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I'll release you when you decide to give me what I REALLY want for Christmas!
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Santa Claus
- Synopsis
- The "Dirty Old Lady" has Santa bound to a chair and bargains to set him free.
- Keywords
- bondage; Christmas; Christmas tree; cocktail
Indexer Notes
Page 275. Part of "Dirty Old Lady" series.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Inks
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- My wife thinks I'm running around with other women. Actually, I'm not, but I haven't the guts to admit it.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man confesses an odd problem to a bartender.
- Keywords
- adultery; bar; bartender
Indexer Notes
Page 276.
[Different Halos]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- Genre
- humor; religious
- Synopsis
- A Catholic priest has a halo over his head, while a Jewish rabbi has a bagel over his.
- Keywords
- bagel; Bible; halo; Jewish; priest; rabbi
Indexer Notes
Page 277. A pantomime cartoon.
[The Commune]
Little Annie Fanny / comic story / 5 pages
- Script
- Harvey Kurtzman
- Pencils
- Will Elder (painting)
- Inks
- Will Elder (painting)
- Colors
- Will Elder (painting)
- Letters
- Will Elder ?
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Communes! They're sprouting everywhere.
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Ruthie; Annie Fanny; Wanda Homefree; Li'l Abner (cameo); Hairless Joe (cameo); Lonesome Polecat (cameo); Spiro Agnew (cameo)
- Synopsis
- Spoof of hippie communes. Annie leaves the stress of the city to go to a commune, but ends up disrupting it.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- adult; commune; counterculture; hippie; railroad; skinny-dipping; sports car
in Indexer Notes
Pages 279-282. Credits read "by Harvey Kurtman and Will Elder." Title from reprint.
Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
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1.
["Big night last night, Kolblinski?"]
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2.
[Santa Toulouse]
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3.
["As you know, Miss Simpson, I wasn't here for the Christmas Party and I understand you went back into the stock room with a number of the guys and well ... I was wondering ..."]
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4.
["It's not that you don't appeal to me, miss—it's just that Im hung up on one of my elves ..."]
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5.
["THAT'S what I call starting off the New Year with a bang."]
Vargas Girl -
6.
Silverstein Around the World
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7.
["I don't care if it is from your analyst! 'Merry Christmas and a Happy Sex Life' is a bit much!"]
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8.
["You can get dressed now ... the doctor has seen you."]
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9.
["While you're at it, would you turn my Teddy bear on, too?"]
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10.
["It's all right with me if women stop wearing bras—but if they stop manufacturing them, what about us transvestites?"]
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11.
["Arnold, your scallops are getting cold."]
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12.
["Another reason I can't marry you is because you're a fish."]
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13.
["Watch out for R. J. He isn't drinking."]
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14.
[Tow Away Sleigh]
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15.
["Oh, dear me—it's my SISTER'S party you want. I'm still a conservative."]
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16.
["How come this doesn't fall under 'contributing to the delinquency of a minor'?"]
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17.
["If you're looking for whoever whistled at you, there's a sun-crazed sea gull up there."]
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18.
["If you're such a wise man, why do I have to think up a gift?"]
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19.
["Would you voluntarily give me all the money on your person so I won't have to rob you and become a criminal?"]
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20.
["Boobs!"]
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21.
["Wouldn't it be more polite to wait for the other guests before starting?"]
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22.
["Jane, darling, if I promise to stop biting my nails, will you let ME get on top just once?"]
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23.
["General Electric beat him out on his death ray and he's simply FURIOUS!"]
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24.
["Same here—the only way I can make it is by selling a little pot on the side."]
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25.
["You'll never learn to ski if you don't stop tail-gating!"]
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26.
["As president of the committee on women's liberation ..."]
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27.
["Looks like with Sally, it's going to be out with the old and in with the new."]
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28.
["'The best laid schemes o' mice and men gang aft a-gley!'"]
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29.
["I KNOW babies are supposed to be bald-headed, Mother—but there's something about Timothy ..."]
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30.
["Hi, there! I'm a pal of Santa's and he let me have a little old peek at his list of all those who've been bad!"]
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31.
["Uh-oh!"]
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32.
["You never complained about my nymphomania BEFORE we were married!"]
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33.
["Just watch yourself, young fellow. I may not know the law, but I know what I like."]
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34.
["How can we PREVENT pregnancy? We don't even know what causes it."]
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35.
["Like to see what this baby can do?"]
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36.
["I just thought of a good deed you could do ..."]
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37.
["Beat it, Kovarisky, this is a pas de DEUX!"]
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38.
["Sir Gawain covers the flanks, Sir Bevedere here looks after the rear, while I concentrate on the front—we do EVERYTHING as a team."]
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39.
["My wife gave it to me for Christmas. The idea is to activate your anti-ballistic missile before your opponent activates HIS anti-ballistic missile."]
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40.
["It's called grass; it's softer to walk on than concrete."]
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41.
["His philosophy is that sex should be considered on the same level as shaking hands."]
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42.
["I'll release you when you decide to give me what I REALLY want for Christmas!"]
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43.
["My wife thinks I'm running around with other women. Actually, I'm not, but I haven't the guts to admit it."]
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44.
[Different Halos]
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45.
[The Commune]
Little Annie Fanny
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