Playboy #v18#1
(January 1971)

Playboy, 1953 Series
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Volume
18
Price
1.50 USD
Pages
288
Indicia Frequency
monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
HMH Publishing Co., Inc.
Editing
Hugh M. Hefner (editor, publisher); A. C. Spectorsky (associate publisher, editorial director)

Issue Notes

Comic story in Doral cigarette ad on page 56. Story by Arthur C. Clarke ("Transit of Earth") with three-page painting by Chesley Bonestell on pages 109-111, 210, 272-274. Satire by Craig Vetter on the Superman mythos ("Underground at the 'Daily Planet' ") on pages 171 and 230, with illustrations of Jimmy Olson and Superman by Bob Post.

The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1)

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Script
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Inks
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Colors
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Big night last night, Kolblinski?
Genre
humor; sports
Synopsis
A college football coach looks at one of his players on the bench, who obviously had a raucous New Year's Eve.
Keywords
bowl game; cigar; coach; college; football; smoking

Indexer Notes

Page 89.

[Santa Toulouse] (Table of Contents: 2)

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Script
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Pencils
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Inks
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Colors
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)

Genre
humor; historical
Characters
Toulouse-Lautrec
Synopsis
Toulouse dresses as Santa for the girls in the brothel.
Keywords
brothel; Christmas; Santa Claus

Indexer Notes

Page 107. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

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Script
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Pencils
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Inks
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Colors
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
As you know, Miss Simpson, I wasn't here for the Christmas Party and I understand you went back into the stock room with a number of the guys and well ... I was wondering ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An office boy has a request for a sexy secretary.
Keywords
secretary; telephone

Indexer Notes

Page 145.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

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Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Colors
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's not that you don't appeal to me, miss—it's just that Im hung up on one of my elves ...
Genre
humor
Characters
Santa Claus
Synopsis
Santa isn't attracted to a beautiful nude woman.
Keywords
Christmas; Santa Claus

Indexer Notes

Page 157.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

Vargas Girl / cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Inks
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Colors
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
THAT'S what I call starting off the New Year with a bang.
Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

Pages 189-190. A two-page fold-out pin-up on heavy paper.

Silverstein Around the World (Table of Contents: 6)

cartoon / 9 pages (report information)

Script
Shel Silverstein (credited)
Pencils
Shel Silverstein (credited)
Inks
Shel Silverstein (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Shel Silverstein
Synopsis
Twenty-three cartoons and seven photographs of Silverstein's trip around the world. Cartoons on Switzerland, Italy, Spain, Middle East, London, Scandinavia, Paris, Africa, Moscow, Tokyo, Hawaii, Alaska, Mexico, and a nudist camp.
Keywords
Africa; Alaska; Hawaii; Italy; London; Mexico; Middle East; Moscow; nudist camp; Paris; Scandinavia; Spain; Switzerland; Tokyo

Indexer Notes

Pages 199-208. Some cartoons have solid single color backgrounds.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

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Script
Don Madden (signed)
Pencils
Don Madden (signed)
Inks
Don Madden (signed)
Colors
Don Madden (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I don't care if it is from your analyst! 'Merry Christmas and a Happy Sex Life' is a bit much!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A husband is not happy with the Christmas card sent to his wife by her analyst.
Keywords
analyst; Christmas; Christmas card; Christmas tree

Indexer Notes

Page 217.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

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Script
B Kliban (signed)
Pencils
B Kliban (signed)
Inks
B Kliban (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
You can get dressed now ... the doctor has seen you.
Genre
humor; medical
Synopsis
A doctor looks at a nude woman patient through a peephole in the wall.
Keywords
doctor; nurse; voyeurism

Indexer Notes

Page 218.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

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Script
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Pencils
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Inks
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Colors
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
While you're at it, would you turn my Teddy bear on, too?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A young man is in bed with a more experienced woman.
Keywords
toy

Indexer Notes

Page 220.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

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Script
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Pencils
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Inks
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's all right with me if women stop wearing bras—but if they stop manufacturing them, what about us transvestites?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A transvestite is worried after reading an newspaper article.
Keywords
bra; cross-dressing; transvestite

Indexer Notes

Page 224.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

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Script
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Arnold, your scallops are getting cold.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man's attention is focused on the stripper on the night club stage instead of his meal.
Keywords
night club; stripper

Indexer Notes

Page 225.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

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Script
Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
Pencils
Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
Inks
Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Another reason I can't marry you is because you're a fish.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man has a conversation with fish in a bowl.
Keywords
fish; marriage

Indexer Notes

Page 226.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

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Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
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John Dempsey (signed)
Colors
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Watch out for R. J. He isn't drinking.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An executive at an office party is more of a problem for the women because he's sober.
Keywords
drinking; office party

Indexer Notes

Page 229.

[Tow Away Sleigh] (Table of Contents: 14)

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Script
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Inks
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)

Genre
humor
Characters
Santa Claus
Synopsis
Santa watches as a tow truck hauls his sleigh and reindeer from a tow away zone.
Keywords
Christmas; reindeer; sleigh; tow truck

Indexer Notes

Page 230. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

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Script
William Hamilton [as Wm Hamilton] (signed)
Pencils
William Hamilton [as Wm Hamilton] (signed)
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William Hamilton [as Wm Hamilton] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oh, dear me—it's my SISTER'S party you want. I'm still a conservative.
Genre
humor; satire-parody
Synopsis
A quartet of black men representing the Black Power movement show up at the wrong party.
Keywords
African-Americans; black power; high society; radical chic

Indexer Notes

Page 231. A parody of the "radical chic" fad at high society parties.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

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Richard Decker (signed)
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Richard Decker (signed)
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Richard Decker (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
How come this doesn't fall under 'contributing to the delinquency of a minor'?
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A recruit makes a comment during bayonet practice.
Keywords
army; bayonet; rifle

Indexer Notes

Page 232.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

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Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
If you're looking for whoever whistled at you, there's a sun-crazed sea gull up there.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A pudgy middle-aged woman under a beach umbrella thinks somebody whistled at her.
Keywords
beach; sea gull; umbrella

Indexer Notes

Page 233.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

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Script
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Pencils
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Inks
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Colors
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
If you're such a wise man, why do I have to think up a gift?
Genre
humor; religious
Synopsis
The wife of one of the Three Wise Men complains about having to choose a gift for him to take to the baby Jesus.
Keywords
Christmas; gift; Three Wise Men

Indexer Notes

Page 235.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

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Script
Joseph Farris (signed)
Pencils
Joseph Farris (signed)
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Joseph Farris (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Would you voluntarily give me all the money on your person so I won't have to rob you and become a criminal?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man gives his victim a choice before robbing him.
Keywords
robber

Indexer Notes

Page 236.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

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Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Boobs!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A little girl sitting on the lap of a department store Santa has a surprising request.
Keywords
breasts; department store; Santa Claus

Indexer Notes

Page 237.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

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Script
Edmond Kiraz [as Kiraz] (signed)
Pencils
Edmond Kiraz [as Kiraz] (signed)
Inks
Edmond Kiraz [as Kiraz] (signed)
Colors
Edmond Kiraz [as Kiraz] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Wouldn't it be more polite to wait for the other guests before starting?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man gets amorous with a woman while they're waiting for the guests for their swingers' party to arrive.
Keywords
Christmas; Christmas tree; party

Indexer Notes

Page 238.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

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Script
Bill Lee (signed)
Pencils
Bill Lee (signed)
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Bill Lee (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Jane, darling, if I promise to stop biting my nails, will you let ME get on top just once?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man bargains with a woman for a different sexual position.

Indexer Notes

Page 241.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

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Script
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Inks
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Colors
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
General Electric beat him out on his death ray and he's simply FURIOUS!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A mad scientist is outraged when GE develops a death-ray before he could finish his.
Keywords
death ray; hunchback; mad scientist

Indexer Notes

Page 243.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

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Donald Reilly (signed)
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Donald Reilly (signed)
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Donald Reilly (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Same here—the only way I can make it is by selling a little pot on the side.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
In a raging snowstorm, two match girls compare notes.
Keywords
marijuana; match girls

Indexer Notes

Page 246.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

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Script
Don Orehek (signed)
Pencils
Don Orehek (signed)
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Don Orehek (signed)
Colors
Don Orehek (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You'll never learn to ski if you don't stop tail-gating!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man grabs the back of a woman's stretch pants as they are skiing down a trail.
Keywords
snow skiing

Indexer Notes

Page 247.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

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Mischa Richter [as Richter] (signed)
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Mischa Richter [as Richter] (signed)
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Mischa Richter [as Richter] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
As president of the committee on women's liberation ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman executive has her male secretary sit on her lap when she's giving dictation.
Keywords
secretary; women's liberation

Indexer Notes

Page 249.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

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Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Colors
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Looks like with Sally, it's going to be out with the old and in with the new.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two women observe a woman planning on getting a new lover to celebrate New Year's Eve.
Keywords
New Year's party; nudists

Indexer Notes

Page 251. Part of "Nudist Camp" series

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

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Script
Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
Pencils
Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
Inks
Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
'The best laid schemes o' mice and men gang aft a-gley!'
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A mouse whose tail is caught in a trap quotes Robert Burns.
Keywords
mice; mousetrap; quote

Indexer Notes

Page 253.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

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Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I KNOW babies are supposed to be bald-headed, Mother—but there's something about Timothy ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A mother is concerned when her baby has male pattern baldness.
Keywords
baby; baldness; telephone

Indexer Notes

Page 254. Artist signature is not legible.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

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Script
Herb Green (signed)
Pencils
Herb Green (signed)
Inks
Herb Green (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Hi, there! I'm a pal of Santa's and he let me have a little old peek at his list of all those who've been bad!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man calls at a woman's apartment door with an original line.
Keywords
Christmas

Indexer Notes

Page 257.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

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Script
Dennis Ellefson ? [as Ellefson ?] (signed)
Pencils
Dennis Ellefson ? [as Ellefson ?] (signed)
Inks
Dennis Ellefson ? [as Ellefson ?] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Uh-oh!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two technicians are upset when the mainframe computer read-out is "Up against the wall, Motherfu..."
Keywords
artificial intelligence; computer

Indexer Notes

Page 258. Artist signature is not clear.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

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John Ruge [as Ruge] (signed)
Pencils
John Ruge [as Ruge] (signed)
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John Ruge [as Ruge] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
You never complained about my nymphomania BEFORE we were married!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A wife is upset when her exhausted husband staggers out of bed.
Keywords
nymphomania

Indexer Notes

Page 259.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

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Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Just watch yourself, young fellow. I may not know the law, but I know what I like.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A judge is upset with his hippie defendent.
Keywords
counterculture; court room; hippie; judge

Indexer Notes

Page 261.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

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Script
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Pencils
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Inks
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
How can we PREVENT pregnancy? We don't even know what causes it.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A caveman and his wife have too many children.
Keywords
birth control; caveman

Indexer Notes

Page 263.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

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Script
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Inks
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Like to see what this baby can do?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An ambulance driver asks a patient if he'd like to see some speed.
Keywords
ambulance

Indexer Notes

Page 264.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

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Script
Cliff Roberts (signed)
Pencils
Cliff Roberts (signed)
Inks
Cliff Roberts (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I just thought of a good deed you could do ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A Boy Scout and a woman are stranded on a desert isle. The woman has a suggestion.
Keywords
Boy Scout; desert isle; double-entendre; palm trees

Indexer Notes

Page 265.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

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Script
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Pencils
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Inks
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Beat it, Kovarisky, this is a pas de DEUX!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A ballerina already has a male ballet dancer as a partner, when another male dancer tries to join them.
Keywords
ballet

Indexer Notes

Page 266.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

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Script
Francis Smilby [as Smilby] (signed)
Pencils
Francis Smilby [as Smilby] (signed)
Inks
Francis Smilby [as Smilby] (signed)
Colors
Francis Smilby [as Smilby] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Sir Gawain covers the flanks, Sir Bevedere here looks after the rear, while I concentrate on the front—we do EVERYTHING as a team.
Genre
humor; fantasy-supernatural
Synopsis
After teaming up to slay a dragon, three knights plan on teaming up for their reward for rescuing the maiden in distress.
Keywords
armor; chains; dragon; knights; swords

Indexer Notes

Page 269.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

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Script
Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
My wife gave it to me for Christmas. The idea is to activate your anti-ballistic missile before your opponent activates HIS anti-ballistic missile.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A group of generals play a board game that simulates nuclear war.
Keywords
Army; board game; missiles; nuclear war

Indexer Notes

Page 270.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

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Script
? [as Reading] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Reading] (signed)
Inks
? [as Reading] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's called grass; it's softer to walk on than concrete.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
In the middle of the concrete-covered city, there's a small patch of grass.
Keywords
concrete; ecology; grass

Indexer Notes

Page 272.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

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Script
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Pencils
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Inks
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
His philosophy is that sex should be considered on the same level as shaking hands.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man has a glove hanging on his belt at crotch level.
Keywords
party

Indexer Notes

Page 273.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 42)

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Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Colors
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'll release you when you decide to give me what I REALLY want for Christmas!
Genre
humor
Characters
Santa Claus
Synopsis
The "Dirty Old Lady" has Santa bound to a chair and bargains to set him free.
Keywords
bondage; Christmas; Christmas tree; cocktail

Indexer Notes

Page 275. Part of "Dirty Old Lady" series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 43)

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Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
My wife thinks I'm running around with other women. Actually, I'm not, but I haven't the guts to admit it.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man confesses an odd problem to a bartender.
Keywords
adultery; bar; bartender

Indexer Notes

Page 276.

[Different Halos] (Table of Contents: 44)

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Script
Mort Gerberg (signed)
Pencils
Mort Gerberg (signed)
Inks
Mort Gerberg (signed)

Genre
humor; religious
Synopsis
A Catholic priest has a halo over his head, while a Jewish rabbi has a bagel over his.
Keywords
bagel; Bible; halo; Jewish; priest; rabbi

Indexer Notes

Page 277. A pantomime cartoon.

[The Commune] (Table of Contents: 45)

Little Annie Fanny / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Harvey Kurtzman
Pencils
Will Elder (painting)
Inks
Will Elder (painting)
Colors
Will Elder (painting)
Letters
Will Elder ?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Communes! They're sprouting everywhere.
Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Ruthie; Annie Fanny; Wanda Homefree; Li'l Abner (cameo); Hairless Joe (cameo); Lonesome Polecat (cameo); Spiro Agnew (cameo)
Synopsis
Spoof of hippie communes. Annie leaves the stress of the city to go to a commune, but ends up disrupting it.
Reprints
Keywords
adult; commune; counterculture; hippie; railroad; skinny-dipping; sports car

Indexer Notes

Pages 279-282. Credits read "by Harvey Kurtman and Will Elder." Title from reprint.

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Table of Contents
  1. 1. ["Big night last night, Kolblinski?"]
  2. 2. [Santa Toulouse]
  3. 3. ["As you know, Miss Simpson, I wasn't here for the Christmas Party and I understand you went back into the stock room with a number of the guys and well ... I was wondering ..."]
  4. 4. ["It's not that you don't appeal to me, miss—it's just that Im hung up on one of my elves ..."]
  5. 5. ["THAT'S what I call starting off the New Year with a bang."]
    Vargas Girl
  6. 6. Silverstein Around the World
  7. 7. ["I don't care if it is from your analyst! 'Merry Christmas and a Happy Sex Life' is a bit much!"]
  8. 8. ["You can get dressed now ... the doctor has seen you."]
  9. 9. ["While you're at it, would you turn my Teddy bear on, too?"]
  10. 10. ["It's all right with me if women stop wearing bras—but if they stop manufacturing them, what about us transvestites?"]
  11. 11. ["Arnold, your scallops are getting cold."]
  12. 12. ["Another reason I can't marry you is because you're a fish."]
  13. 13. ["Watch out for R. J. He isn't drinking."]
  14. 14. [Tow Away Sleigh]
  15. 15. ["Oh, dear me—it's my SISTER'S party you want. I'm still a conservative."]
  16. 16. ["How come this doesn't fall under 'contributing to the delinquency of a minor'?"]
  17. 17. ["If you're looking for whoever whistled at you, there's a sun-crazed sea gull up there."]
  18. 18. ["If you're such a wise man, why do I have to think up a gift?"]
  19. 19. ["Would you voluntarily give me all the money on your person so I won't have to rob you and become a criminal?"]
  20. 20. ["Boobs!"]
  21. 21. ["Wouldn't it be more polite to wait for the other guests before starting?"]
  22. 22. ["Jane, darling, if I promise to stop biting my nails, will you let ME get on top just once?"]
  23. 23. ["General Electric beat him out on his death ray and he's simply FURIOUS!"]
  24. 24. ["Same here—the only way I can make it is by selling a little pot on the side."]
  25. 25. ["You'll never learn to ski if you don't stop tail-gating!"]
  26. 26. ["As president of the committee on women's liberation ..."]
  27. 27. ["Looks like with Sally, it's going to be out with the old and in with the new."]
  28. 28. ["'The best laid schemes o' mice and men gang aft a-gley!'"]
  29. 29. ["I KNOW babies are supposed to be bald-headed, Mother—but there's something about Timothy ..."]
  30. 30. ["Hi, there! I'm a pal of Santa's and he let me have a little old peek at his list of all those who've been bad!"]
  31. 31. ["Uh-oh!"]
  32. 32. ["You never complained about my nymphomania BEFORE we were married!"]
  33. 33. ["Just watch yourself, young fellow. I may not know the law, but I know what I like."]
  34. 34. ["How can we PREVENT pregnancy? We don't even know what causes it."]
  35. 35. ["Like to see what this baby can do?"]
  36. 36. ["I just thought of a good deed you could do ..."]
  37. 37. ["Beat it, Kovarisky, this is a pas de DEUX!"]
  38. 38. ["Sir Gawain covers the flanks, Sir Bevedere here looks after the rear, while I concentrate on the front—we do EVERYTHING as a team."]
  39. 39. ["My wife gave it to me for Christmas. The idea is to activate your anti-ballistic missile before your opponent activates HIS anti-ballistic missile."]
  40. 40. ["It's called grass; it's softer to walk on than concrete."]
  41. 41. ["His philosophy is that sex should be considered on the same level as shaking hands."]
  42. 42. ["I'll release you when you decide to give me what I REALLY want for Christmas!"]
  43. 43. ["My wife thinks I'm running around with other women. Actually, I'm not, but I haven't the guts to admit it."]
  44. 44. [Different Halos]
  45. 45. [The Commune]
    Little Annie Fanny
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