- Script
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Pencils
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Inks
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Colors
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Oh, yeah? Well it so happens that I always get MY man, too!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- In the wilderness, two Canadian Mounties disagree over who captured a criminal.
- Keywords
- Canada; handgun; Mountie; Royal Canadian Mounted Police
Page 83. Punchline plays off the Hollywood movies' Royal Canadian Mounted Police slogan "The Mountie always gets his man."
- Script
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Pencils
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Inks
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Colors
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Don't worry about the kid. Every boy has to sow some wild rice.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A Japanese couple, dressed in traditional clothing, don't quite know what to make of their son and his date, both in Western clothes.
- Keywords
- Japan; kimono
Page 97. Punchline is a play on the old saying about a boy "sowing wild oats" before marriage.
- Script
- Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
- Colors
- Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Surely you jest!
- Genre
- humor; historical
- Synopsis
- A king finds his jester hiding nude in the queen's closet.
- Keywords
- adultery; closet; jester; king; queen
Page 119.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Inks
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Colors
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I really don't think it matters what length you wear; it's HOW you wear it!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A redhead wears a long green robe, open at front, and high heels.
- Keywords
- high heels
Pages 130-131. A two-page pin-up cartoon.
- Script
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Pencils
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Inks
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Colors
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- A dozen girls at the party and I bring home the one who's allergic to cats.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A big-game hunter, whose walls are covered with mounted heads of lions, tigers, and other wild cats, pours some liquor, while his date sits on a couch and sneezes.
- Keywords
- allergy; big-game hunter; leopards; lions; liquor; lynx; mounted animals; taxidermy; tigers
Page 137.
- Script
- Alden Erikson (credited)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson (credited)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson (credited)
- Colors
- Alden Erikson (credited)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Sixteen cartoons concerning the various aspects of divorce in Hollywood.
- Keywords
- alimony; divorce; Hollywood; homosexual; lawyers
Pages 159-163.
- Script
- Brian Savage (signed)
- Pencils
- Brian Savage (signed)
- Inks
- Brian Savage (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Sure, it's expensive, but can you imagine what it would cost if the big drug companies got hold of it?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Hippies sit around a room, smoking marijuana and commenting on its cost.
- Keywords
- counterculture; drugs; hippies; marijuana
Page 156.
- Script
- Bill Lee (signed)
- Pencils
- Bill Lee (signed)
- Inks
- Bill Lee (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- If I'M indulging in an act of vulgar sensationalism, what are YOU doing here with a camera crew?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman without underwear raises her skirt while news cameras crowd around.
- Keywords
- exhibitionist; newsmen; television broadcasting; TV cameras
Page 157.
- Script
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Pencils
- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
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- Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- As a DREAM, of course, it's quite common.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man in a psychiatrist's office is floating high above the couch.
- Keywords
- dream; flying; psychiatrist
Page 171. Punchline reference is to dreaming about being able to fly.
- Script
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Pencils
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Inks
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Colors
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I must tell you frankly—this is one reason why doctors don't like to make house calls!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A doctor puts on his pants, while a nude woman on the bed restrains her angry husband.
- Keywords
- adultery; doctor; house call
Page 173.
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- Dana Frandon (signed)
- Pencils
- Dana Frandon (signed)
- Inks
- Dana Frandon (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Don't the railroads have ENOUGH troubles?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- In a modern version of the old cliche, a man ties a woman to railroad tracks.
- Keywords
- bondage; railroad tracks
Page 174.
- Script
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Inks
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- That's right, my dear; I, too, am a parasite. But I, at least, am a self-supporting parasite.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man argues with his counterculture daughter.
- Keywords
- counterculture; generation gap; guitar
Page 176.
- Script
- Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
- Pencils
- Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
- Inks
- Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Don't you EVER have any cash on you?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman is forced to pay the check at a restaurant because her date isn't wearing any clothes.
- Keywords
- nude; restaurant
Page 177.
- Script
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Pencils
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Inks
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Colors
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Congratulations, Baer—I think you've wiped out the species!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A hunter has tracked down a beast in the snow and blasted it with a shotgun.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- extinct; hunter; shotgun; snow
Page 181. There's lots of blood, but the nature of what was killed is left to the imagination.
- Script
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Pencils
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Inks
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- It's worse than we thought. She's waiting for the right GIRL to come along.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Parents worry about their single daughter.
- Keywords
- lesbian; parents
Page 185.
- Script
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Pencils
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Inks
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- This 'pig' business upsets me. Why can't they simply call people horses' asses, as we did?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two older business men discuss events printed in the newspaper.
- Keywords
- generation gap; newspaper; pig; police; slang
Page 185. Policemen were called 'pigs' by demonstrators in protest marches and elsewhere.
- Script
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Pencils
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Inks
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Colors
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Trust YOU to wonder what sort of boobs she had.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- In an art museum, a couple is looking at a large classical painting of a partially-undressed woman facing away from the viewer.
- Keywords
- museum; nude; painting
Page 187.
- Script
- Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
- Pencils
- Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
- Inks
- Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- My landlord doesn't allow dogs or cats.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man has a large walrus on a leash.
- Keywords
- leash; walrus
Page 189.
- Script
- Chon Day (signed)
- Pencils
- Chon Day (signed)
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- Chon Day (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- No fluoride. No pollution. Just pure gin.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man at a bar looks admiringly at his glass of gin.
- Keywords
- bar; bartender; gin; liquor
Page 190.
- Script
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Inks
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I'll tell you why I've had so many children ... I didn't know what to do!
- Genre
- humor; fantasy-supernatural
- Synopsis
- The Woman Who Lives in a Shoe complains to a neighbor lady about having too many children.
- Keywords
- birth control; children; nursery rhyme; shoe
Page 191. Based on the nursery rhyme "The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe," though in this case she's not that old.
- Script
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Pencils
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Inks
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Take it from me, madam—the passing years can only add to the value of this Spiro T. Agnew standing hall clock.
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
- Synopsis
- A salesman tries to sell a ridiculous nude sculpture of Vice-President Spiro T. Agnew with a clock in his stomach.
- Keywords
- clock; nude; sculpture; vice-president
Page 193.
- Script
- Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
- Pencils
- Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
- Inks
- Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A religious zealot walks through "Lovers Lane" placing a disapproving placard on each car's windshield.
- Keywords
- lovers lane; placard; windshield; zealot
Page 195.
- Script
- Roy Raymonde [as Raymonde] (signed)
- Pencils
- Roy Raymonde [as Raymonde] (signed)
- Inks
- Roy Raymonde [as Raymonde] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Why don't you ever do that for me anymore?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- In a restaurant, a woman bares her breasts and offers them to a waiter.
- Keywords
- breasts; restaurant; waiter
Page 197.
- Script
- Marty Murphy (signed)
- Pencils
- Marty Murphy (signed)
- Inks
- Marty Murphy (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Aw, I don't think there's too much violence on TV ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An off-duty policeman, still in his uniform, watches television while holding a beer.
- Keywords
- beer; police; television
Page 198.
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- B Kliban (signed)
- Pencils
- B Kliban (signed)
- Inks
- B Kliban (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- It's no good, Marshall ... I'm sick of you and your oral sex!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman starts to get dressed while a man is biting her buttocks.
- Keywords
- nude; oral sex
Page 199.
- Script
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
- Pencils
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
- Inks
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman in a "Women's Lib" shirt, carrying a N.O.W. protest sign, has one of her breasts in place of her right bicep.
- Keywords
- women's liberation
Page 203.
- Script
- Edmond Kirazian [as Kiraz] (signed)
- Pencils
- Edmond Kirazian [as Kiraz] (signed)
- Inks
- Edmond Kirazian [as Kiraz] (signed)
- Colors
- Edmond Kirazian [as Kiraz] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Hello. My name is Talkie Tessie ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two teens, making out on the family couch are startled when a talking doll suddenly becomes active.
- Keywords
- couch; talking doll; teen
Page 205.
- Script
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
- Inks
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- MAN, it's cold! I think I'll go back to the barn and slip into a nice warm Jersey.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A couple of bulls are outside on a cold, snowy day.
- Keywords
- barn; bulls; cattle; double-entendre; farm; snow
Page 208. Jersey is a breed of cattle.
- Script
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Pencils
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Inks
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- The staff here feels the Government was right in curtailing production of biological warfare agents. And it won't cause us any personal hardship. We're all competent scientists—perfectly able to go into CHEMICAL warfare.
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- Two military scientists discuss having a career change; from biological warfare to chemical warfare.
- Keywords
- biological warfare; chemical warfare; military; scientists
Page 209.
- Script
- Don Madden (signed)
- Pencils
- Don Madden (signed)
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- Don Madden (signed)
- Colors
- Don Madden (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- We always try to have an obscenity trial on his birthday.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A judge has to decide whether a woman dressed in a skimpy butterfly costume is violating the law.
- Keywords
- courtroom; judge; lawyers; nude; obscenity; police
Page 211.
- Script
- Ron Ault (signed)
- Pencils
- Ron Ault (signed)
- Inks
- Ron Ault (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Thank you for a very nice time.
- Genre
- humor; religious
- Characters
- Adam; Eve
- Synopsis
- Eve takes a moment to thank the angel with a flaming sword who is driving her and Adam from the Garden of Eden.
- Keywords
- angel; Bible; Garden of Eden; sword
Page 213.
- Script
- Ron Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
- Pencils
- Ron Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
- Inks
- Ron Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
- Colors
- Ron Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- See what I mean, Miss Markley? When you said no, you didn't give it any depth or meaning; and if I didn't believe what you said, how do you expect an audience to believe what you're saying?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A drama coach uses an acting lesson as a pretense to have sex with a young female student.
- Keywords
- acting; casting couch
Page 215.
- Script
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Pencils
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Inks
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I just love the way he says 'Mother.'
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An elderly white couple are watching a Black Power activist give a speech on television.
- Keywords
- African-American; insult; slang; speech; television
Page 216.
- Script
- Joseph Farris (signed)
- Pencils
- Joseph Farris (signed)
- Inks
- Joseph Farris (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- We give you an office with a window and this is the gratitude you show?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An office manager is annoyed when one of his employees is on the ledge of the building, preparing to jump.
- Keywords
- ledge; skyscraper; suicide
Page 217.
- Script
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Pencils
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Inks
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Colors
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I'm sure there must be some rule against picking up hitchhikers!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man picks up a pretty young woman while they are being towed back up the ski run on a T-Bar ski lift, much to his wife's annoyance.
- Keywords
- ski lift; snow skiing; T-bar; winter
Page 219.
- Script
- George Dole (signed)
- Pencils
- George Dole (signed)
- Inks
- George Dole (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- His only pleasures are visits from his grandchildren.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An old man is visualizing a young naked woman.
- Keywords
- cane; elderly; nude; pipe; smoking
Page 220.
- Script
- Mort Gerberg (signed)
- Pencils
- Mort Gerberg (signed)
- Inks
- Mort Gerberg (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Miss Anders, how would you like to meet a handsome young labor leader and help end a crippling strike at the same time?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- At a restaurant table, a businessman makes a proposition to a young woman.
- Keywords
- cigarettes; labor union; restaurant; smoking; strike
Page 222.
- Script
- Peter Paul Porges [as Porges] (signed)
- Pencils
- Peter Paul Porges [as Porges] (signed)
- Inks
- Peter Paul Porges [as Porges] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Your fly is open!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man is attracting a lot of female attention as he goes low under the limbo bar, but not for the reason he thinks.
- Keywords
- fly; limbo; slang; zipper
Page 223.
- Script
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Pencils
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Inks
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Colors
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Oh, I used to play this when I was at school.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A couple enters an apartment, where they find the guests playing Musical Chairs—in the nude.
- Keywords
- apartment; musical chairs; nude; party; piano
Page 225.
- Script
- Robert Censoni [as Censoni] (signed)
- Pencils
- Robert Censoni [as Censoni] (signed)
- Inks
- Robert Censoni [as Censoni] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- If I told my friends what I did all day, they wouldn't believe me!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- For a painting, a nude male model is posed looking at the crotch of a nude female model, who is lying on a couch.
- Keywords
- models; nude; painting
Page 227.
- Script
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Pencils
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Inks
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Colors
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Keep down, you fool! D'ya want the Indians to get you?
- Genre
- humor; western-frontier
- Synopsis
- During an Indian attack, an Army soldier is distracted by the amorous advances of the "Dirty Old Lady."
- Keywords
- Army; arrows; bows; horses; Indians; rifle; wagon
Page 229. Part of the "Dirty Old Lady" series.