Playboy #v18#7
(July 1971)

Playboy, 1953 Series
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Volume
18
Price
1.00 USD
Pages
218
Indicia Frequency
monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
Playboy
Editing
Hugh M. Hefner (editor, publisher); A. C. Spectorsky (associate publisher, editorial director)

Issue Notes

Letter from underground cartoonist Jay P. Lynch in "Dear Playboy" on page 14, correcting an incorrect middle initial in a reference in the April issue. Title illustration by Gahan Wilson for travel article "Morley Meets the Frogs" by Robert Morley on page 87.

The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.

Always Be Welcome. Carry Your Passport. (Table of Contents: 1)

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?
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?
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?
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?
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Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man carrying a bottle of scotch is welcome on an over-crowded lifeboat after a passenger liner sinks.
Keywords
lifeboat; liquor; scotch; ship; sinking; swimming

Indexer Notes

Page 35. Unsigned cartoon in a full-page ad for Passport Scotch.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

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Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
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Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
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Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
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Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I don't doubt that these are magic beans, sir. but I'd much rather have two bucks.
Genre
humor; historical
Keywords
prostitution

Indexer Notes

Page 75.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

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Script
Buck Brown (signed)
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Buck Brown (signed)
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Buck Brown (signed)
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Buck Brown (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm not advocating censorship, mind you, but there should be more discretion in regard to where you show skin flicks!!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Police survey the wreckage of automobiles that have collided when their drivers were distracted by the nude movies on a neighboring drive-in movie screen.
Keywords
accident; automobile; drive-in movie; police; pornography

Indexer Notes

Page 91.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

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Script
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
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Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
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Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
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Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
A penny for your carnal thoughts, Pop.
Genre
humor; fantasy-supernatural
Characters
Satyr
Synopsis
The Satyr's son wants to know what his father is thinking about.
Keywords
satyr

Indexer Notes

Page 101. Part of "Satyr" series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

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Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
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Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
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Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
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Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
My encounter group turned into a gang-bang.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman has a confession while her psychiatrist takes notes.
Keywords
couch; psychiatrist

Indexer Notes

Page 111.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

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Edmond Kiraz [as Kiraz] (signed)
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Edmond Kiraz [as Kiraz] (signed)
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Edmond Kiraz [as Kiraz] (signed)
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Edmond Kiraz [as Kiraz] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'll toss you to see who takes the evidence away from her.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two policemen argue over who gets to take a flimsy dress away from a woman during a bust of a night club.
Keywords
night club; police

Indexer Notes

Page 129.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

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Dink Siegel (signed)
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Dink Siegel (signed)
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Dink Siegel (signed)
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Dink Siegel (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Remember, flower child, watch your pollen.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two hippies get ready to make love in a field of flowers. The girl reminds the boy to use protection.
Keywords
counterculture; flowers; guitar; hippies

Indexer Notes

Page 133.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

Vargas Girl / cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Inks
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
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Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Since I've been wearing copper bracelets, I feel much better—don't you think so, Mr. Hawkins?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A brunette, with her hair tied in an elaborate long braid with a ribbon, is wearing a black skirt and red high heels.
Keywords
copper bracelets; high heels; ribbon

Indexer Notes

Page 141.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

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Script
Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
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Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
Colors
Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Have I got a girl for you!
Genre
humor; religious
Synopsis
Adam is sitting by himself in the Garden of Eden, when God makes an announcement.
Keywords
Adam; Garden of Eden; God; snake

Indexer Notes

Page 147.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

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Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
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Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
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Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oh, oh ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man wakes up after a wild drunken night and notices to his dismay that there are two pairs of men's shoes on the floor by the bed.
Keywords
bed; drunk; homosexual

Indexer Notes

Page 148.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

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John Dempsey (signed)
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John Dempsey (signed)
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John Dempsey (signed)
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John Dempsey (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
But, Mr. and Mrs. Humphrey, talking frankly about your sexual activities is pertinent to getting at the root of your problems.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A marriage counselor is getting nowhere with a sexually-repressed couple.
Keywords
marriage counselor

Indexer Notes

Page 151.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

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Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
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Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
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Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
What are you worried about? The youth movement is basically healthy. The really alienated dropouts like me are only a small, though vocal minority.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A self-labeled "dropout" from society reassures his parents that most of his generation isn't like him.
Keywords
cigarette; counterculture; generation gap; long hair; smoking

Indexer Notes

Page 152.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

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Marty Murphy (signed)
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Marty Murphy (signed)
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Marty Murphy (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
'They're playing our song'?! WHO'S playing our song?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A pair of teens making out on a remote beach are covertly observed by a troop of Boy Scouts, one of whom has a transistor radio.
Keywords
beach; Boy Scouts; teens; transistor radio

Indexer Notes

Page 153.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

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Brian Savage (signed)
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Brian Savage (signed)
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Brian Savage (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Well, I think that children SHOULD see affection between mature adults, although it would be better if that were Briggs.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A couple on a street of row houses, watch their neighbor's naked wife excitedly greet a man at the door. Only it's not her husband.
Keywords
adultery; nude

Indexer Notes

Page 154.

A Young Woman (Table of Contents: 15)

The Playboy Art Galley / cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Jim Beamon (credited)
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Jim Beamon (painting)
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Jim Beamon (painting)
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Jim Beamon (painting)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Synopsis
A recreation of the medieval painting "Portrait of a Lady" by Rogier van der Weyden with her white head covering bearing the label of a "Lord Baltimore Hotel" towel.
Keywords
head covering; medieval; painting

Indexer Notes

Page 156.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

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Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
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Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
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Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
And here's my dog, Spot.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man shows off his sheepdog, which has one huge black spot on its side.
Keywords
pipe; sheepdog; smoking

Indexer Notes

Page 160.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

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Paul Yantz ? (signed)
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Paul Yantz ? (signed)
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Paul Yantz ? (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Didn't I hear you threaten to walk home a minute ago?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man and woman in a convertible are arguing. The woman threatens to get out, but the man points out two girls in bikinis walking along the side of the road.
Keywords
bikinis; convertible

Indexer Notes

Page 161. Artist signature is not clear.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

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Barney Tobey [as B Tobey] (signed)
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Barney Tobey [as B Tobey] (signed)
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Barney Tobey [as B Tobey] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Joan Westlake is having an abortion.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman in the office is passing a box for donations for a secretary's abortion.
Keywords
abortion; office; secretary; typewriter

Indexer Notes

Page 162.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

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John Dempsey (signed)
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John Dempsey (signed)
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John Dempsey (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm glad you're twenty-nine, my dear. I PREFER older women.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A very old man is dating a young, but not too young, woman.
Keywords
restaurant

Indexer Notes

Page 164.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

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Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
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Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
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Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Far out! I though most cows just ATE grass!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two hippies watch a cow smoke a joint.
Keywords
counterculture; cow; hippies; marijuana

Indexer Notes

Page 165.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

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Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
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Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
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Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Better take your hand out ... This is my stop.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A bored-looking woman on a very crowded bus tells a man to quit groping her.
Keywords
bus; groping

Indexer Notes

Page 168.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

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Script
Buck Brown (signed)
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Buck Brown (signed)
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Buck Brown (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Cap'n, we'd like to form a rock group!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An inter-racial group of convicts working on a rock pile have an unusual request for their gun-toting guard.
Keywords
convicts; guard; gun; rock pile

Indexer Notes

Page 169.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

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Donald Reilly (signed)
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Donald Reilly (signed)
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Donald Reilly (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Corny, but if it will pull the kids in, I'll go along with it.
Genre
humor; fantasy-supernatural
Synopsis
An old lady has her doubts, but approves plans for a house made of candy.
Keywords
architect; fairy tale; witch

Indexer Notes

Page 170. The woman is apparently the witch from the fairy tale "Hansel and Gretel."

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

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Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
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Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
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Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
But this war has been going on for YEARS. That would seem to give it a certain legality.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two men at a bar are discussing the Vietnam War.
Keywords
bar; cigarettes; liquor; smoking

Indexer Notes

Page 172.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

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M K Brown (signed)
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M K Brown (signed)
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M K Brown (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Now, this may be a little painful, Mr. Fenton.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A doctor prepares his patient for some discomfort, then turns and shoots him with a bow and arrow.
Keywords
arrow; bow; doctor

Indexer Notes

Page 173.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

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Script
Don Madden (signed)
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Don Madden (signed)
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Don Madden (signed)
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Don Madden (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Say what you will, the kid can really handle a love song!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A romantic singer in a night club has the women in the audience so aroused they remove their clothes and storm the stage.
Keywords
night club; nude; singer

Indexer Notes

Page 175

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

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Don Orehek (signed)
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Don Orehek (signed)
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Don Orehek (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
At last, my prince has come!
Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
A princess makes a comment about the exhausted prince in her bed.
Keywords
prince; princess; sex

Indexer Notes

Page 177.

We Deliver ... (Table of Contents: 28)

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Script
Buck Brown (signed)
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Buck Brown (signed)
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Buck Brown (signed)
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Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
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Genre
humor
Synopsis
The "Dirty Old Lady" leaves a copy of Playboy at a bachelor's apartment door, planning on ambushing him when he opens the door.

Indexer Notes

Page 177. Cartoon is part of a full-page house ad for subscriptions to Playboy. One year for $10. Part of "Dirty Old Lady" series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

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Gahan Wilson (signed)
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Gahan Wilson (signed)
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Gahan Wilson (signed)
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Gahan Wilson (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Come on, Boffo, it's time to get into your costume!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A circus clown practices Shakespeare's Hamlet between shows.
Keywords
circus; clown; ringmaster; Shakespeare; skull

Indexer Notes

Page 173.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

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Marvin Tannenberg [as Tann] (signed)
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Marvin Tannenberg [as Tann] (signed)
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Marvin Tannenberg [as Tann] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I don't care, Harry—overtipping is vulgar!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
After a generous tip, American tourists in Paris are given a heroes' exit on the shoulders of the staff of a restaurant.
Keywords
camera; Eiffel Tower; Paris; restaurant; tip; waiters

Indexer Notes

Page 180.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

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Donald Reilly [as D Reilly] (signed)
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Donald Reilly [as D Reilly] (signed)
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Donald Reilly [as D Reilly] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
You should be making the same as the Pope!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A women's lib protester, carrying a sign that says "Sisterhood Is Powerful!" scolds a Catholic nun.
Keywords
Catholic; habit; nun; protest sign; women's lib

Indexer Notes

Page 182. Pun in the protest sign, since Catholic nuns are addressed as "Sister."

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

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B Kliban (signed)
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B Kliban (signed)
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B Kliban (signed)
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B Kliban (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
No, thanks ... just browsing.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A trader in a Mideast slave market is annoyed when a man takes a 'trial run' with one of his stock of naked women.
Keywords
Mideast; nude; slave market; slaves

Indexer Notes

Page 183.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

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Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
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Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
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Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
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Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Damn it, Cheevers, you might at least decant the port.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A wealthy older man is upset when his butler carries his wife off to bed before finishing his duties.
Keywords
butler; liquor; mansion; port

Indexer Notes

Page 184. "Port" in the punchline refers to a type of liquor.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

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Bob Schochet [as Schochet] (signed)
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Bob Schochet [as Schochet] (signed)
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Bob Schochet [as Schochet] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I think we'd better check with the Parks Department.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two policemen are puzzled by the appearance of a large statue in the park. The statue, labeled "The Statue of Liberty," is of a hippie in ragged clothes giving an peace sign with his extended right hand and holding a pair of bongo drums under his other arm.
Keywords
bongos; counterculture; hippie; parks; peace sign; police; statue

Indexer Notes

Page 186.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

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Cliff Roberts (signed)
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Cliff Roberts (signed)
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Cliff Roberts (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Your maw wouldn't lie to you, Jasper. I really DON'T know where you came from!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A poor rural woman can't answer a small boy's question.
Keywords
poor; porch; potatoes; rural

Indexer Notes

Page 187.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

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Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
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Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
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Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
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Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Sorry, doctor; house calls are out of the question at the moment, but any time you care to drop by ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
The madam of the brothel has to tell a doctor her girls don't make house calls.
Keywords
brothel; cat; cigarettes; madam; smoking; telephone

Indexer Notes

Page 191. Part of the "Brothel" series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

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William Hamilton [as Wm Hamilton] (signed)
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William Hamilton [as Wm Hamilton] (signed)
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William Hamilton [as Wm Hamilton] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
For God's sake, Gilda—I've got a railroad to run!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man is so caught up in his model railroading that he ignores his wife's nude seduction attempt.
Keywords
model railroads; nude; seduction

Indexer Notes

Page 192. Cartoon may be on scratchboard. (white on black)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

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? [as ALB] (signed)
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? [as ALB] (signed)
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? [as ALB] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Remember how we used to say nothing would ever come between us ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A couple, one of whom is very pregnant, holds hands.
Keywords
pregnant

Indexer Notes

Page 193.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

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Script
Buck Brown (signed)
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Buck Brown (signed)
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Buck Brown (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Too bad your husband's out of town for the holiday weekend. He's missing all the fireworks!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A couple are sitting on a shag rug, watching Fourth of July fireworks from their apartment window, not realizing the woman's husband has come home unexpectedly.
Keywords
adultery; apartment; fireworks; Fourth of July

Indexer Notes

Page 194.

[The Final Touch] (Table of Contents: 40)

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Script
Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
Colors
Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man watches an artist paint a full-figure pose of a nude woman, without including the pubic hair. The man takes the painting home and hangs it on the wall, but is unsatisfied. He gets some paint, adds the pubic hair and then is content.
Keywords
nude; painting; pubic hair

Indexer Notes

Page 197. A seven-panel pantomime story.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

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Joseph Farris (signed)
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Joseph Farris (signed)
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Joseph Farris (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
If we get out of this alive, I'm quitting the space program!
Genre
humor; science fiction
Synopsis
A lunar rover has landed in a giant spider web. Two astronauts are crawling on the web.
Keywords
astronauts; spaceship; spacesuits; spider web

Indexer Notes

Page 198.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 42)

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Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
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Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
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Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
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Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
NOW will you go to bed with me?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A groom makes a quietly-sarcastic comment to his bride as they walk down the aisle after getting married.
Keywords
bride; church; groom; marriage

Indexer Notes

Page 201.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 43)

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John Dempsey (signed)
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John Dempsey (signed)
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John Dempsey (signed)
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John Dempsey (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's nice to see youngsters taking an interest in nature.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A couple of clueless middle-aged men at the nudist camp don't realize the younger people are growing marijuana.
Keywords
gardening; marijuana; nudists; pipe; smoking

Indexer Notes

Page 205. Part of the "Nudist Camp" series.

[Flashing a Store Window] (Table of Contents: 44)

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Script
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Pencils
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Inks
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
On a deserted sidewalk at night, a flasher throws open his raincoat while facing three female mannequins in a department store window.
Keywords
department store; flasher; mannequins; raincoat; sidewalk

Indexer Notes

Page 210. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 45)

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George Booth [as Booth] (signed)
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George Booth [as Booth] (signed)
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George Booth [as Booth] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's blend of ground meats and tasty gravies appetizingly poured over a shingle.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
An imposing mess hall sergeant tells a timid rookie soldier what's on his plate.
Keywords
Army; food; mess hall; slang

Indexer Notes

Page 211. The punchline refers to Army meals of chipped beef on toast which were unflatteringly called "shit on a shingle," among other things.

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cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Colors
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
No, I'm not tired—just trying to remember why we were going upstairs.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Halfway up the stairs, an elderly man forgets why he's carrying the "Dirty Old Lady" (who is holding a champagne bottle and glasses) upstairs.
Keywords
champagne; elderly; forgetfulness; stairs

Indexer Notes

Page 213. Part of the "Dirty Old Lady" series.

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Table of Contents
  1. 1. Always Be Welcome. Carry Your Passport.
  2. 2. ["I don't doubt that these are magic beans, sir. but I'd much rather have two bucks."]
  3. 3. ["I'm not advocating censorship, mind you, but there should be more discretion in regard to where you show skin flicks!!"]
  4. 4. ["A penny for your carnal thoughts, Pop."]
  5. 5. ["My encounter group turned into a gang-bang."]
  6. 6. ["I'll toss you to see who takes the evidence away from her."]
  7. 7. ["Remember, flower child, watch your pollen."]
  8. 8. ["Since I've been wearing copper bracelets, I feel much better—don't you think so, Mr. Hawkins?"]
    Vargas Girl
  9. 9. ["Have I got a girl for you!"]
  10. 10. ["Oh, oh ..."]
  11. 11. ["But, Mr. and Mrs. Humphrey, talking frankly about your sexual activities is pertinent to getting at the root of your problems."]
  12. 12. ["What are you worried about? The youth movement is basically healthy. The really alienated dropouts like me are only a small, though vocal minority."]
  13. 13. ["'They're playing our song'?! WHO'S playing our song?"]
  14. 14. ["Well, I think that children SHOULD see affection between mature adults, although it would be better if that were Briggs."]
  15. 15. A Young Woman
    The Playboy Art Galley
  16. 16. ["And here's my dog, Spot."]
  17. 17. ["Didn't I hear you threaten to walk home a minute ago?"]
  18. 18. ["Joan Westlake is having an abortion."]
  19. 19. ["I'm glad you're twenty-nine, my dear. I PREFER older women."]
  20. 20. ["Far out! I though most cows just ATE grass!"]
  21. 21. ["Better take your hand out ... This is my stop."]
  22. 22. ["Cap'n, we'd like to form a rock group!"]
  23. 23. ["Corny, but if it will pull the kids in, I'll go along with it."]
  24. 24. ["But this war has been going on for YEARS. That would seem to give it a certain legality."]
  25. 25. ["Now, this may be a little painful, Mr. Fenton."]
  26. 26. ["Say what you will, the kid can really handle a love song!"]
  27. 27. ["At last, my prince has come!"]
  28. 28. We Deliver ...
  29. 29. ["Come on, Boffo, it's time to get into your costume!"]
  30. 30. ["I don't care, Harry—overtipping is vulgar!"]
  31. 31. ["You should be making the same as the Pope!"]
  32. 32. ["No, thanks ... just browsing."]
  33. 33. ["Damn it, Cheevers, you might at least decant the port."]
  34. 34. ["I think we'd better check with the Parks Department."]
  35. 35. ["Your maw wouldn't lie to you, Jasper. I really DON'T know where you came from!"]
  36. 36. ["Sorry, doctor; house calls are out of the question at the moment, but any time you care to drop by ..."]
  37. 37. ["For God's sake, Gilda—I've got a railroad to run!"]
  38. 38. ["Remember how we used to say nothing would ever come between us ..."]
  39. 39. ["Too bad your husband's out of town for the holiday weekend. He's missing all the fireworks!"]
  40. 40. [The Final Touch]
  41. 41. ["If we get out of this alive, I'm quitting the space program!"]
  42. 42. ["NOW will you go to bed with me?"]
  43. 43. ["It's nice to see youngsters taking an interest in nature."]
  44. 44. [Flashing a Store Window]
  45. 45. ["It's blend of ground meats and tasty gravies appetizingly poured over a shingle."]
  46. 46. ["No, I'm not tired—just trying to remember why we were going upstairs."]
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