Playboy
#v18#7
(July 1971)
Playboy,
1953 Series
- Volume
- 18
- Price
- 1.00 USD
- Pages
- 218
- Indicia Frequency
- monthly
- Indicia / Colophon Publisher
- Playboy
- Editing
- Hugh M. Hefner (editor, publisher); A. C. Spectorsky (associate publisher, editorial director)
Issue Notes
Letter from underground cartoonist Jay P. Lynch in "Dear Playboy" on page 14, correcting an incorrect middle initial in a reference in the April issue. Title illustration by Gahan Wilson for travel article "Morley Meets the Frogs" by Robert Morley on page 87.
The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.
Always Be Welcome. Carry Your Passport.
cartoon / 1 page
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man carrying a bottle of scotch is welcome on an over-crowded lifeboat after a passenger liner sinks.
- Keywords
- lifeboat; liquor; scotch; ship; sinking; swimming
Indexer Notes
Page 35. Unsigned cartoon in a full-page ad for Passport Scotch.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Pencils
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Inks
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Colors
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I don't doubt that these are magic beans, sir. but I'd much rather have two bucks.
- Genre
- humor; historical
- Keywords
- prostitution
Indexer Notes
Page 75.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Pencils
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Inks
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Colors
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I'm not advocating censorship, mind you, but there should be more discretion in regard to where you show skin flicks!!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Police survey the wreckage of automobiles that have collided when their drivers were distracted by the nude movies on a neighboring drive-in movie screen.
- Keywords
- accident; automobile; drive-in movie; police; pornography
Indexer Notes
Page 91.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Pencils
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Inks
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Colors
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- A penny for your carnal thoughts, Pop.
- Genre
- humor; fantasy-supernatural
- Characters
- Satyr
- Synopsis
- The Satyr's son wants to know what his father is thinking about.
- Keywords
- satyr
Indexer Notes
Page 101. Part of "Satyr" series.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Pencils
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Inks
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Colors
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- My encounter group turned into a gang-bang.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman has a confession while her psychiatrist takes notes.
- Keywords
- couch; psychiatrist
Indexer Notes
Page 111.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Edmond Kiraz [as Kiraz] (signed)
- Pencils
- Edmond Kiraz [as Kiraz] (signed)
- Inks
- Edmond Kiraz [as Kiraz] (signed)
- Colors
- Edmond Kiraz [as Kiraz] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I'll toss you to see who takes the evidence away from her.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two policemen argue over who gets to take a flimsy dress away from a woman during a bust of a night club.
- Keywords
- night club; police
Indexer Notes
Page 129.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Dink Siegel (signed)
- Pencils
- Dink Siegel (signed)
- Inks
- Dink Siegel (signed)
- Colors
- Dink Siegel (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Remember, flower child, watch your pollen.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two hippies get ready to make love in a field of flowers. The girl reminds the boy to use protection.
- Keywords
- counterculture; flowers; guitar; hippies
Indexer Notes
Page 133.
[no title indexed]
Vargas Girl / cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Inks
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Colors
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Since I've been wearing copper bracelets, I feel much better—don't you think so, Mr. Hawkins?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A brunette, with her hair tied in an elaborate long braid with a ribbon, is wearing a black skirt and red high heels.
- Keywords
- copper bracelets; high heels; ribbon
Indexer Notes
Page 141.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
- Colors
- Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Have I got a girl for you!
- Genre
- humor; religious
- Synopsis
- Adam is sitting by himself in the Garden of Eden, when God makes an announcement.
- Keywords
- Adam; Garden of Eden; God; snake
Indexer Notes
Page 147.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.2 page
- Script
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Pencils
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Inks
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Oh, oh ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man wakes up after a wild drunken night and notices to his dismay that there are two pairs of men's shoes on the floor by the bed.
- Keywords
- bed; drunk; homosexual
Indexer Notes
Page 148.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Pencils
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Inks
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Colors
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- But, Mr. and Mrs. Humphrey, talking frankly about your sexual activities is pertinent to getting at the root of your problems.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A marriage counselor is getting nowhere with a sexually-repressed couple.
- Keywords
- marriage counselor
Indexer Notes
Page 151.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- Script
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Inks
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- What are you worried about? The youth movement is basically healthy. The really alienated dropouts like me are only a small, though vocal minority.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A self-labeled "dropout" from society reassures his parents that most of his generation isn't like him.
- Keywords
- cigarette; counterculture; generation gap; long hair; smoking
Indexer Notes
Page 152.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- 'They're playing our song'?! WHO'S playing our song?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A pair of teens making out on a remote beach are covertly observed by a troop of Boy Scouts, one of whom has a transistor radio.
- Keywords
- beach; Boy Scouts; teens; transistor radio
Indexer Notes
Page 153.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Well, I think that children SHOULD see affection between mature adults, although it would be better if that were Briggs.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A couple on a street of row houses, watch their neighbor's naked wife excitedly greet a man at the door. Only it's not her husband.
- Keywords
- adultery; nude
Indexer Notes
Page 154.
A Young Woman
The Playboy Art Galley / cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Jim Beamon (credited)
- Pencils
- Jim Beamon (painting)
- Inks
- Jim Beamon (painting)
- Colors
- Jim Beamon (painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
- Synopsis
- A recreation of the medieval painting "Portrait of a Lady" by Rogier van der Weyden with her white head covering bearing the label of a "Lord Baltimore Hotel" towel.
- Keywords
- head covering; medieval; painting
Indexer Notes
Page 156.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.2 page
- Script
- Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
- Pencils
- Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
- Inks
- Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- And here's my dog, Spot.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man shows off his sheepdog, which has one huge black spot on its side.
- Keywords
- pipe; sheepdog; smoking
Indexer Notes
Page 160.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Didn't I hear you threaten to walk home a minute ago?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man and woman in a convertible are arguing. The woman threatens to get out, but the man points out two girls in bikinis walking along the side of the road.
- Keywords
- bikinis; convertible
Indexer Notes
Page 161. Artist signature is not clear.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Barney Tobey [as B Tobey] (signed)
- Pencils
- Barney Tobey [as B Tobey] (signed)
- Inks
- Barney Tobey [as B Tobey] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Joan Westlake is having an abortion.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman in the office is passing a box for donations for a secretary's abortion.
- Keywords
- abortion; office; secretary; typewriter
Indexer Notes
Page 162.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I'm glad you're twenty-nine, my dear. I PREFER older women.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A very old man is dating a young, but not too young, woman.
- Keywords
- restaurant
Indexer Notes
Page 164.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
- Pencils
- Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
- Inks
- Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Far out! I though most cows just ATE grass!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two hippies watch a cow smoke a joint.
- Keywords
- counterculture; cow; hippies; marijuana
Indexer Notes
Page 165.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Inks
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Better take your hand out ... This is my stop.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A bored-looking woman on a very crowded bus tells a man to quit groping her.
- Keywords
- bus; groping
Indexer Notes
Page 168.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Cap'n, we'd like to form a rock group!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An inter-racial group of convicts working on a rock pile have an unusual request for their gun-toting guard.
- Keywords
- convicts; guard; gun; rock pile
Indexer Notes
Page 169.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Pencils
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Inks
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Corny, but if it will pull the kids in, I'll go along with it.
- Genre
- humor; fantasy-supernatural
- Synopsis
- An old lady has her doubts, but approves plans for a house made of candy.
- Keywords
- architect; fairy tale; witch
Indexer Notes
Page 170. The woman is apparently the witch from the fairy tale "Hansel and Gretel."
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Inks
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- But this war has been going on for YEARS. That would seem to give it a certain legality.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two men at a bar are discussing the Vietnam War.
- Keywords
- bar; cigarettes; liquor; smoking
Indexer Notes
Page 172.
[no title indexed]
comic story / 0.5 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Now, this may be a little painful, Mr. Fenton.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A doctor prepares his patient for some discomfort, then turns and shoots him with a bow and arrow.
- Keywords
- arrow; bow; doctor
Indexer Notes
Page 173.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Don Madden (signed)
- Pencils
- Don Madden (signed)
- Inks
- Don Madden (signed)
- Colors
- Don Madden (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Say what you will, the kid can really handle a love song!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A romantic singer in a night club has the women in the audience so aroused they remove their clothes and storm the stage.
- Keywords
- night club; nude; singer
Indexer Notes
Page 175
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- At last, my prince has come!
- Genre
- humor; historical
- Synopsis
- A princess makes a comment about the exhausted prince in her bed.
- Keywords
- prince; princess; sex
Indexer Notes
Page 177.
We Deliver ...
cartoon / 0.75 page
- Script
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Pencils
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Inks
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Colors
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The "Dirty Old Lady" leaves a copy of Playboy at a bachelor's apartment door, planning on ambushing him when he opens the door.
Indexer Notes
Page 177. Cartoon is part of a full-page house ad for subscriptions to Playboy. One year for $10. Part of "Dirty Old Lady" series.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Pencils
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Inks
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Colors
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Come on, Boffo, it's time to get into your costume!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A circus clown practices Shakespeare's Hamlet between shows.
- Keywords
- circus; clown; ringmaster; Shakespeare; skull
Indexer Notes
Page 173.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Marvin Tannenberg [as Tann] (signed)
- Pencils
- Marvin Tannenberg [as Tann] (signed)
- Inks
- Marvin Tannenberg [as Tann] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I don't care, Harry—overtipping is vulgar!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- After a generous tip, American tourists in Paris are given a heroes' exit on the shoulders of the staff of a restaurant.
- Keywords
- camera; Eiffel Tower; Paris; restaurant; tip; waiters
Indexer Notes
Page 180.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Donald Reilly [as D Reilly] (signed)
- Pencils
- Donald Reilly [as D Reilly] (signed)
- Inks
- Donald Reilly [as D Reilly] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You should be making the same as the Pope!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A women's lib protester, carrying a sign that says "Sisterhood Is Powerful!" scolds a Catholic nun.
- Keywords
- Catholic; habit; nun; protest sign; women's lib
Indexer Notes
Page 182. Pun in the protest sign, since Catholic nuns are addressed as "Sister."
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- B Kliban (signed)
- Pencils
- B Kliban (signed)
- Inks
- B Kliban (signed)
- Colors
- B Kliban (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- No, thanks ... just browsing.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A trader in a Mideast slave market is annoyed when a man takes a 'trial run' with one of his stock of naked women.
- Keywords
- Mideast; nude; slave market; slaves
Indexer Notes
Page 183.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Pencils
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Inks
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Colors
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Damn it, Cheevers, you might at least decant the port.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A wealthy older man is upset when his butler carries his wife off to bed before finishing his duties.
- Keywords
- butler; liquor; mansion; port
Indexer Notes
Page 184. "Port" in the punchline refers to a type of liquor.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Bob Schochet [as Schochet] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bob Schochet [as Schochet] (signed)
- Inks
- Bob Schochet [as Schochet] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I think we'd better check with the Parks Department.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two policemen are puzzled by the appearance of a large statue in the park. The statue, labeled "The Statue of Liberty," is of a hippie in ragged clothes giving an peace sign with his extended right hand and holding a pair of bongo drums under his other arm.
- Keywords
- bongos; counterculture; hippie; parks; peace sign; police; statue
Indexer Notes
Page 186.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Cliff Roberts (signed)
- Pencils
- Cliff Roberts (signed)
- Inks
- Cliff Roberts (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Your maw wouldn't lie to you, Jasper. I really DON'T know where you came from!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A poor rural woman can't answer a small boy's question.
- Keywords
- poor; porch; potatoes; rural
Indexer Notes
Page 187.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Pencils
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Inks
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Colors
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Sorry, doctor; house calls are out of the question at the moment, but any time you care to drop by ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The madam of the brothel has to tell a doctor her girls don't make house calls.
- Keywords
- brothel; cat; cigarettes; madam; smoking; telephone
Indexer Notes
Page 191. Part of the "Brothel" series.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- William Hamilton [as Wm Hamilton] (signed)
- Pencils
- William Hamilton [as Wm Hamilton] (signed)
- Inks
- William Hamilton [as Wm Hamilton] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- For God's sake, Gilda—I've got a railroad to run!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man is so caught up in his model railroading that he ignores his wife's nude seduction attempt.
- Keywords
- model railroads; nude; seduction
Indexer Notes
Page 192. Cartoon may be on scratchboard. (white on black)
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Remember how we used to say nothing would ever come between us ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A couple, one of whom is very pregnant, holds hands.
- Keywords
- pregnant
Indexer Notes
Page 193.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Too bad your husband's out of town for the holiday weekend. He's missing all the fireworks!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A couple are sitting on a shag rug, watching Fourth of July fireworks from their apartment window, not realizing the woman's husband has come home unexpectedly.
- Keywords
- adultery; apartment; fireworks; Fourth of July
Indexer Notes
Page 194.
[The Final Touch]
comic story / 1 page
- Script
- Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
- Colors
- Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man watches an artist paint a full-figure pose of a nude woman, without including the pubic hair. The man takes the painting home and hangs it on the wall, but is unsatisfied. He gets some paint, adds the pubic hair and then is content.
- Keywords
- nude; painting; pubic hair
Indexer Notes
Page 197. A seven-panel pantomime story.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Joseph Farris (signed)
- Pencils
- Joseph Farris (signed)
- Inks
- Joseph Farris (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- If we get out of this alive, I'm quitting the space program!
- Genre
- humor; science fiction
- Synopsis
- A lunar rover has landed in a giant spider web. Two astronauts are crawling on the web.
- Keywords
- astronauts; spaceship; spacesuits; spider web
Indexer Notes
Page 198.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Pencils
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Inks
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Colors
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- NOW will you go to bed with me?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A groom makes a quietly-sarcastic comment to his bride as they walk down the aisle after getting married.
- Keywords
- bride; church; groom; marriage
Indexer Notes
Page 201.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Pencils
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Inks
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Colors
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- It's nice to see youngsters taking an interest in nature.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A couple of clueless middle-aged men at the nudist camp don't realize the younger people are growing marijuana.
- Keywords
- gardening; marijuana; nudists; pipe; smoking
Indexer Notes
Page 205. Part of the "Nudist Camp" series.
[Flashing a Store Window]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
- Pencils
- Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
- Inks
- Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- On a deserted sidewalk at night, a flasher throws open his raincoat while facing three female mannequins in a department store window.
- Keywords
- department store; flasher; mannequins; raincoat; sidewalk
Indexer Notes
Page 210. A pantomime cartoon.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- George Booth (signed as
BOOTH) - Pencils
- George Booth (signed as BOOTH)
- Inks
- George Booth (signed as BOOTH)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- It's blend of ground meats and tasty gravies appetizingly poured over a shingle.
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- An imposing mess hall sergeant tells a timid rookie soldier what's on his plate.
- Reprints
-
in Rehearsal's Off! (Avon Books, 1977 series) #[nn] (September 1977)
-
- Keywords
- Army; food; mess hall; slang
Indexer Notes
Page 211. The punchline refers to Army meals of chipped beef on toast which were unflatteringly called "shit on a shingle," among other things.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Pencils
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Inks
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Colors
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- No, I'm not tired—just trying to remember why we were going upstairs.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Halfway up the stairs, an elderly man forgets why he's carrying the "Dirty Old Lady" (who is holding a champagne bottle and glasses) upstairs.
- Keywords
- champagne; elderly; forgetfulness; stairs
Indexer Notes
Page 213. Part of the "Dirty Old Lady" series.
Editing
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Series Information
Table of Contents
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1.
Always Be Welcome. Carry Your Passport.
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2.
["I don't doubt that these are magic beans, sir. but I'd much rather have two bucks."]
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3.
["I'm not advocating censorship, mind you, but there should be more discretion in regard to where you show skin flicks!!"]
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4.
["A penny for your carnal thoughts, Pop."]
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5.
["My encounter group turned into a gang-bang."]
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6.
["I'll toss you to see who takes the evidence away from her."]
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7.
["Remember, flower child, watch your pollen."]
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8.
["Since I've been wearing copper bracelets, I feel much better—don't you think so, Mr. Hawkins?"]
Vargas Girl -
9.
["Have I got a girl for you!"]
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10.
["Oh, oh ..."]
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11.
["But, Mr. and Mrs. Humphrey, talking frankly about your sexual activities is pertinent to getting at the root of your problems."]
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12.
["What are you worried about? The youth movement is basically healthy. The really alienated dropouts like me are only a small, though vocal minority."]
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13.
["'They're playing our song'?! WHO'S playing our song?"]
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14.
["Well, I think that children SHOULD see affection between mature adults, although it would be better if that were Briggs."]
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15.
A Young Woman
The Playboy Art Galley -
16.
["And here's my dog, Spot."]
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17.
["Didn't I hear you threaten to walk home a minute ago?"]
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18.
["Joan Westlake is having an abortion."]
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19.
["I'm glad you're twenty-nine, my dear. I PREFER older women."]
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20.
["Far out! I though most cows just ATE grass!"]
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21.
["Better take your hand out ... This is my stop."]
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22.
["Cap'n, we'd like to form a rock group!"]
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23.
["Corny, but if it will pull the kids in, I'll go along with it."]
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24.
["But this war has been going on for YEARS. That would seem to give it a certain legality."]
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25.
["Now, this may be a little painful, Mr. Fenton."]
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26.
["Say what you will, the kid can really handle a love song!"]
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27.
["At last, my prince has come!"]
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28.
We Deliver ...
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29.
["Come on, Boffo, it's time to get into your costume!"]
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30.
["I don't care, Harry—overtipping is vulgar!"]
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31.
["You should be making the same as the Pope!"]
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32.
["No, thanks ... just browsing."]
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33.
["Damn it, Cheevers, you might at least decant the port."]
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34.
["I think we'd better check with the Parks Department."]
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35.
["Your maw wouldn't lie to you, Jasper. I really DON'T know where you came from!"]
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36.
["Sorry, doctor; house calls are out of the question at the moment, but any time you care to drop by ..."]
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37.
["For God's sake, Gilda—I've got a railroad to run!"]
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38.
["Remember how we used to say nothing would ever come between us ..."]
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39.
["Too bad your husband's out of town for the holiday weekend. He's missing all the fireworks!"]
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40.
[The Final Touch]
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41.
["If we get out of this alive, I'm quitting the space program!"]
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42.
["NOW will you go to bed with me?"]
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43.
["It's nice to see youngsters taking an interest in nature."]
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44.
[Flashing a Store Window]
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45.
["It's blend of ground meats and tasty gravies appetizingly poured over a shingle."]
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46.
["No, I'm not tired—just trying to remember why we were going upstairs."]
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