Playboy #v18#8
(August 1971)

Playboy, 1953 Series
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Volume
18
Price
1.00 USD
Pages
218
Indicia Frequency
monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
Playboy
Editing
Hugh M. Hefner (editor, publisher); A. C. Spectorsky (associate publisher, editorial director)

The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1)

cartoon / 0.75 page (report information)

Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Colors
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I could take this all year long, Miss Abernathy.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A nude man is resting on the lap of a nude woman, reading Playboy.
Keywords
nudist; Playboy

Indexer Notes

Page 25. A cartoon promo for subscriptions to Playboy magazine. One year for $10. Part of "Nudist Camp" series.

Travel light. Just carry your Passport. (Table of Contents: 2)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Al Jaffee [as Jaffee] (signed)
Pencils
Al Jaffee [as Jaffee] (signed)
Inks
Al Jaffee [as Jaffee] (signed)
Colors
Al Jaffee [as Jaffee] (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A pilot who has parachuted out of a falling plane, finds some help from a group of hot-air balloonists.
Keywords
hot-air balloon; parachute; umbrella

Indexer Notes

Page 63. A cartoon for an ad for Passport Scotch.

Doral Makes Waves (Table of Contents: 3)

comic story / 0.83 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
?

Genre
humor
Synopsis
An old sailor asks a parrot to sing him a song, but a pack of Doral cigarettes sings its jingle instead.
Keywords
cigarettes; parrot; sailor; smoking

Indexer Notes

Page 69. A four-panel comic story ad for Doral cigarettes. Part of a series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Colors
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
MRS. FELTON! JEEZ—but you and your daughter are such look a-likes ...
Genre
humor; satire-parody
Synopsis
A young man finds to his surprise that he's been to bed with his girl friend's mother, instead of his girl friend who is standing outside by the pool.
Keywords
bikini; commercial; mistaken identity; swimming pool

Indexer Notes

Page. 75. Basis of punchline is a 1968-70 Grape-Nuts cereal TV commercial where a mother is mistaken for her teen daughter because they look so much alike. Same premise is used in a Misha Richter graytone cartoon on page 222 of Playboy, May, 1971.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

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Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Colors
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You're never going to make a Peeping Tom if you're going to stand there and yell, 'Boy, what an ass!'
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two men hurry away from a window where they've been watching a woman undress.
Keywords
peeping Tom; voyeurism

Indexer Notes

Page 89

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

Vargas Girl / cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Inks
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Colors
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Since I've read 'J' and you've read 'M'; why don't we compare notes?
Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

Pages 96-97. A two-page pin-up.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dink Siegel (signed)
Pencils
Dink Siegel (signed)
Inks
Dink Siegel (signed)
Colors
Dink Siegel (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You know, these walls are like paper, and I could hear everything you two lonely fellows were saying.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A nude girl shows up unannounced at the door of an apartment.
Keywords
cocktails; eavesdropping

Indexer Notes

Page 101.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
Colors
Alden Erikson [as Erikson] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Well, this certainly is a FASCINATING experience, but goodness—I keep wonder how Edwin and the children are getting along back on the safari.
Genre
humor; jungle
Synopsis
A middle-aged woman is sitting nude on a platform in a tree with an ape as her companion.
Keywords
ape; camera; safari

Indexer Notes

Page 111.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Pencils
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Inks
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Colors
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I CAN'T take you with me, Lula Belle. I'll be living in a bunkhouse with forty crude, rough cowboys. What kind of life would that be for a good-looking girl?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A cowpoke tries to discourage a girl from going with him, but she sits there with a silly smile on her face.
Keywords
boots; cigarette; smoking; spurs

Indexer Notes

Page 123.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Pencils
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Inks
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Colors
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
But will you love me when I'm old and gray?
Genre
humor; satire-parody
Characters
Little Red Riding Hood
Synopsis
Red Riding Hood is in bed with the wolf.
Keywords
bed; fairy tale; wolf

Indexer Notes

Page 129.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

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Script
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Pencils
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Inks
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Colors
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You know, acting's not really my bag, but I just love coming out for auditions.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A nude man is on stage with two nude women, auditioning for a play.
Keywords
audition; nude; slang; stage

Indexer Notes

Page 140.

[Women's Lib Flag] (Table of Contents: 12)

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Script
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Inks
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Colors
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)

Genre
humor; historical; satire-parody
Synopsis
Colonial leaders watch as Betsy Ross puts aside the American flag to work on a "Women's Lib" flag.
Keywords
flags; sewing; women's lib

Indexer Notes

Page 147. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It seems harmless enough. I didn't realize that was what they meant by pacification.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two men at a party comment on an Army general with a baby's pacifier in his mouth.
Keywords
Army; general; pacifier

Indexer Notes

Page 148.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

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Script
Don Madden (signed)
Pencils
Don Madden (signed)
Inks
Don Madden (signed)
Colors
Don Madden (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's only fair to warn you—I'm loaded with mercury!
Genre
humor; fantasy-supernatural
Synopsis
A skin-diver comes on the beach holding a mermaid. However the mermaid may be hazardous to his health.
Keywords
beach; mercury; mermaid; skin-diving

Indexer Notes

Page 151. Punchline based on December 1970 news item that the FDA had recalled cans of tuna fish for having too much mercury.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

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Script
Don Orehek (signed)
Pencils
Don Orehek (signed)
Inks
Don Orehek (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
When are you going to tell me why they call you Tex?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A newlywed husband asks his wife a question, while she is getting ready for bed by putting on cowboy boots with sharp spurs.
Keywords
cowboy boots; newlyweds; spurs

Indexer Notes

Page 155.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

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Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
We don't have a retirement plan. We don't think the country will last that long.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
The personnel manager of a company with chimneys pouring out smoke and pollution tells a job applicant that the company doesn't have a retirement plan.
Keywords
personnel; pollution; smoke; smokestack

Indexer Notes

Page 156.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

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Script
Paul Yantz ? (signed)
Pencils
Paul Yantz ? (signed)
Inks
Paul Yantz ? (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's one of nature's ways of keeping down the grass.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man sitting on a park bench with a young boy explains why there are so many couples lying on the grass.
Keywords
bench; grass; park

Indexer Notes

Page 157. Artist signature is not clear.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

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Script
Donald Reilly (signed)
Pencils
Donald Reilly (signed)
Inks
Donald Reilly (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Be sure to book a stopover in Madrid. My favorite nephew is doing time on a pot rap there.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A travel agent gets an unusual request.
Keywords
Madrid; marijuana; Spain; travel agent

Indexer Notes

Page 158.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

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Script
Bill Woodman [as Woodman] (signed)
Pencils
Bill Woodman [as Woodman] (signed)
Inks
Bill Woodman [as Woodman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
For a first date you're pretty damn sure of yourself.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man starts taking off his clothes when a couple reaches the top of the stairs, so that he is nude when the woman puts her key in the door's lock.
Keywords
key; nude; stairs

Indexer Notes

Page 159.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

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Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Then Congress started slashing the research-and-development funds.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two pilots look at a huge paper airplane on the runway at an airport.
Keywords
airport; paper airplane; pilots

Indexer Notes

Page 163.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

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Script
Cliff Roberts (signed)
Pencils
Cliff Roberts (signed)
Inks
Cliff Roberts (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'd like to report a theft by a tall, dark transvestite ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A nude woman files a complaint to a desk sergeant at a police station.
Keywords
nude; police station; robbery; transvestite

Indexer Notes

Page 164.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

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Script
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Pencils
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Inks
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
We'll just hold up here for a few moments, folks, and see if she scores.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A sight-seeing bus makes an unscheduled stop to watch a hooker try to pick up a customer.
Keywords
bus; prostitute

Indexer Notes

Page 165.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

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Script
Mischa Richter [as Richter] (signed)
Pencils
Mischa Richter [as Richter] (signed)
Inks
Mischa Richter [as Richter] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm beginning to think I lack the killer instinct.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two women look at a bridal gown in a store window.
Keywords
bridal shop; marriage

Indexer Notes

Page 166.

[Unexpected Result] (Table of Contents: 24)

comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
M K Brown (signed)
Pencils
M K Brown (signed)
Inks
M K Brown (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A classic set-up with a heavy weight above a man who is looking at a button on the wall. However, the punchline delivers an unexpected result of pushing the button.
Keywords
button

Indexer Notes

Page 167. A two-panel pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

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Script
William Hamilton [as Wm Hamilton] (signed)
Pencils
William Hamilton [as Wm Hamilton] (signed)
Inks
William Hamilton [as Wm Hamilton] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Then, with the war ended, the environment restored, the blacks enfranchised and the Indians' lands returned, I'd devote the rest of my Administration to saving wildlife.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man tries to impress his date by telling all he would do if he was elected President.
Keywords
night club

Indexer Notes

Page 169.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

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Script
Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
Pencils
Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
Inks
Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Say ... is it hot in here or is it just me?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man in the midst of an orgy has an unusual complaint for that situation.
Keywords
orgy

Indexer Notes

Page 171.

[Ideal Portrait] (Table of Contents: 27)

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Script
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Pencils
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Inks
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Colors
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man has a street artist draw a portrait of his long-haired, scruffy son. The father has the artist draw a portrait of the teen if he was clean-shaven and had short hair.
Keywords
artist; counterculture; generation gap; hippie; portrait

Indexer Notes

Page 174. A six-panel pantomime comic story.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

cartoon / 0.2 page (report information)

Script
Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
Pencils
Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
Inks
Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Please don't mind Edgar—he used to be a frog.
Genre
humor; satire-parody
Synopsis
A prince uses his long tongue to catch flies.
Keywords
fairy tale; frog; prince

Indexer Notes

Page 176. A parody of the "princess kisses a frog who turns into a prince" fairy tale.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

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Script
Herb Green (signed)
Pencils
Herb Green (signed)
Inks
Herb Green (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Rumor has it all he lives for is work and broads!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A movie producer does his work at a desk that is also a bed.
Keywords
casting-couch; movie-making; producer; slang

Indexer Notes

Page 177.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Inks
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Colors
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man is spending so much time tending mushrooms in his basement that he is starting to turn into one himself.
Keywords
basement; mushrooms

Indexer Notes

Page 179.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
Pencils
Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
Inks
Malcolm Hancock [as Mal] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Hey, mister ... you wanna fight?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A matador at a bar is challenged to a fight by a bull.
Keywords
bar; bull; matador

Indexer Notes

Page 181.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

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Script
Cliff Roberts (signed)
Pencils
Cliff Roberts (signed)
Inks
Cliff Roberts (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Do what again?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman inadvertently walks across a man who's buried in the sand at the beach.
Keywords
beach; sand

Indexer Notes

Page 183.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Edmond Kiraz [as Kiraz] (signed)
Pencils
Edmond Kiraz [as Kiraz] (signed)
Inks
Edmond Kiraz [as Kiraz] (signed)
Colors
Edmond Kiraz [as Kiraz] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Well, it's definite—you're a nymphomaniac but you aren't very good at it ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A psychiatrist tests his diagnosis by taking his young patient to bed on the couch.
Keywords
couch; nymphomaniac; psychiatrist

Indexer Notes

Page 185.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

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Script
B Kliban (signed)
Pencils
B Kliban (signed)
Inks
B Kliban (signed)
Colors
B Kliban (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Well, men .. offhand, I'd say that we've discovered the Fountain of Ugliness!
Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
Spanish conquistadors test the water in a spring, which turns them all ugly.
Keywords
armor; conquistadors; Fountain of Youth; priest; Spanish

Indexer Notes

Page 187. Punchline based on the mythical "Fountain of Youth."

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

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Script
Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
Pencils
Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
Inks
Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
If you ask me, I think justice triumphed all too easily!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A defendant complains to his lawyer as he's being taken away by the police after a trial.
Keywords
court room; lawyer

Indexer Notes

Page 190.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

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Script
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Pencils
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Inks
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Château Rothchild '29 ... Château Rothchild '29 ...
Genre
humor; satire-parody
Synopsis
A man dying of thirst in the desert has high-class desires.
Keywords
desert; water; wine

Indexer Notes

Page 191.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

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Script
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Pencils
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Inks
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Colors
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
This is my PRIVATE elevator—it doesn't actually go to ANY floor.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman is surprised when a man lowers a bed out of the wall in what she thought was an elevator.
Keywords
bed; elevator

Indexer Notes

Page 192.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

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Script
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Pencils
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Inks
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
And all this time I thought I was just a leg man.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A young man makes a comment to his bed partner.
Keywords
bed

Indexer Notes

Page 195.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Colors
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Listen, let's put away these silly clubs, run up to my place and then you can REALLY show me how to swing!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
The "Dirty Old Lady" goes in for golf lessons, but has something else on her mind.
Keywords
double-entendre; golf

Indexer Notes

Page 197. Part of "Dirty Old Lady" series.

[Money Back If Not Fully Aroused] (Table of Contents: 40)

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Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?

Genre
humor
Synopsis
The sign in front of an X-rated theatre guarantees a good time.
Keywords
movie; X-rated

Indexer Notes

Page. 198. A pantomime cartoon. Artist signature is not clear.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

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Script
Marvin Tannenberg [as Tann] (signed)
Pencils
Marvin Tannenberg [as Tann] (signed)
Inks
Marvin Tannenberg [as Tann] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's agreed, then, gentlemen—the Arab states will provide the site for the peace conference and the Israelis will do the catering.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Peace talks between Israel and the Arabs proceed slowly.
Keywords
Arabs; Israel; peace talks; United Nations

Indexer Notes

Page 199.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 42)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Walter Booth [as Booth] (signed)
Pencils
Walter Booth [as Booth] (signed)
Inks
Walter Booth [as Booth] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
My wife is gone. You may come out, Miss Honeycutt.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A secretary hides in a wastebasket when a businessman's wife shows up unexpectedly.
Keywords
nude; secretary; wastebasket

Indexer Notes

Page 201.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 43)

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Script
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Pencils
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Inks
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Colors
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
They have seven hundred hand signs and they all mean no.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two colonial officers sit at a table as (apparently) native southeast Asian dancers perform in front of a temple.
Keywords
Asian; beer cans; colonials; dancing; temple

Indexer Notes

Page 205.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 44)

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Script
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
Pencils
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
Inks
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
The trouble with you, Sheldon, is you lack self-confidence.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A cardinal complains when another cardinal wears a parachute.
Keywords
cardinals; parachute

Indexer Notes

Page 207.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 45)

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Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
All right. And this is an expression of MY revolt.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A middle-aged woman throws her bra in the trash can, while her husband covers his face with his hand.
Keywords
bra; trash can

Indexer Notes

Page 208.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 46)

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Script
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Pencils
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Inks
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Honest, miss, my name is Virgil Dortmunder!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A prostitute is upset when a sailor has "V. D." tattooed in large letters across his chest.
Keywords
prostitute; sailor; V. D.; venereal disease

Indexer Notes

Page 209.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 47)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Marty Murphy (signed)
Pencils
Marty Murphy (signed)
Inks
Marty Murphy (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Aw, go ahead, honey. What the hell—who's going to know?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man in a convertible sports car with the top down tries to coax has date into a sex act by saying they're in the middle of the desert. He doesn't know that a Greyhound bus is just getting ready to pass them.
Keywords
bus; desert; sports car

Indexer Notes

Page 210.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 48)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Colors
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Know something, Angela? All men really AREN'T created equal.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two older teen girls comment about the men at the nudist camp.
Keywords
nudists; volleyball

Indexer Notes

Page 213. Part of the "Nudist Camp" series.

Editing
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Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 1. ["I could take this all year long, Miss Abernathy."]
  2. 2. Travel light. Just carry your Passport.
  3. 3. Doral Makes Waves
  4. 4. ["MRS. FELTON! JEEZ—but you and your daughter are such look a-likes ..."]
  5. 5. ["You're never going to make a Peeping Tom if you're going to stand there and yell, 'Boy, what an ass!'"]
  6. 6. ["Since I've read 'J' and you've read 'M'; why don't we compare notes?"]
    Vargas Girl
  7. 7. ["You know, these walls are like paper, and I could hear everything you two lonely fellows were saying."]
  8. 8. ["Well, this certainly is a FASCINATING experience, but goodness—I keep wonder how Edwin and the children are getting along back on the safari."]
  9. 9. ["I CAN'T take you with me, Lula Belle. I'll be living in a bunkhouse with forty crude, rough cowboys. What kind of life would that be for a good-looking girl?"]
  10. 10. ["But will you love me when I'm old and gray?"]
  11. 11. ["You know, acting's not really my bag, but I just love coming out for auditions."]
  12. 12. [Women's Lib Flag]
  13. 13. ["It seems harmless enough. I didn't realize that was what they meant by pacification."]
  14. 14. ["It's only fair to warn you—I'm loaded with mercury!"]
  15. 15. ["When are you going to tell me why they call you Tex?"]
  16. 16. ["We don't have a retirement plan. We don't think the country will last that long."]
  17. 17. ["It's one of nature's ways of keeping down the grass."]
  18. 18. ["Be sure to book a stopover in Madrid. My favorite nephew is doing time on a pot rap there."]
  19. 19. ["For a first date you're pretty damn sure of yourself."]
  20. 20. ["Then Congress started slashing the research-and-development funds."]
  21. 21. ["I'd like to report a theft by a tall, dark transvestite ..."]
  22. 22. ["We'll just hold up here for a few moments, folks, and see if she scores."]
  23. 23. ["I'm beginning to think I lack the killer instinct."]
  24. 24. [Unexpected Result]
  25. 25. ["Then, with the war ended, the environment restored, the blacks enfranchised and the Indians' lands returned, I'd devote the rest of my Administration to saving wildlife."]
  26. 26. ["Say ... is it hot in here or is it just me?"]
  27. 27. [Ideal Portrait]
  28. 28. ["Please don't mind Edgar—he used to be a frog."]
  29. 29. ["Rumor has it all he lives for is work and broads!"]
  30. 30. ["Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"]
  31. 31. ["Hey, mister ... you wanna fight?"]
  32. 32. ["Do what again?"]
  33. 33. ["Well, it's definite—you're a nymphomaniac but you aren't very good at it ..."]
  34. 34. ["Well, men .. offhand, I'd say that we've discovered the Fountain of Ugliness!"]
  35. 35. ["If you ask me, I think justice triumphed all too easily!"]
  36. 36. ["Château Rothchild '29 ... Château Rothchild '29 ..."]
  37. 37. ["This is my PRIVATE elevator—it doesn't actually go to ANY floor."]
  38. 38. ["And all this time I thought I was just a leg man."]
  39. 39. ["Listen, let's put away these silly clubs, run up to my place and then you can REALLY show me how to swing!"]
  40. 40. [Money Back If Not Fully Aroused]
  41. 41. ["It's agreed, then, gentlemen—the Arab states will provide the site for the peace conference and the Israelis will do the catering."]
  42. 42. ["My wife is gone. You may come out, Miss Honeycutt."]
  43. 43. ["They have seven hundred hand signs and they all mean no."]
  44. 44. ["The trouble with you, Sheldon, is you lack self-confidence."]
  45. 45. ["All right. And this is an expression of MY revolt."]
  46. 46. ["Honest, miss, my name is Virgil Dortmunder!"]
  47. 47. ["Aw, go ahead, honey. What the hell—who's going to know?"]
  48. 48. ["Know something, Angela? All men really AREN'T created equal."]
This issue was modified by
  • Steven Samuels
  • Luther Weaver