Playboy #v13#1
(January 1966)

Playboy, 1953 Series
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Volume
13
Price
1.25 USD
Pages
266
Indicia Frequency
monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
HMH Publishing Co., Inc.
Editing
Hugh M. Hefner (editor, publisher); A. C. Spectorsky (associate publisher, editorial director)

Issue Notes

Five letters of comment in "Dear Playboy" on page 20 & 22 on Jules Feiffer's "The Great Comic Book Heroes" article from the October 1965 issue. Included are letters from S. R. Powell [Bob Powell], Joe Simon, Milton Caniff, and Mort Weisinger. Brief review of Feiffer's book "The Great Comic Book Heroes" on page 34. Review of Bill Mauldin's cartoon compilation "I've Decided I Want My Seat Back" on page 36. Article "John Held, Jr. Creator of an Era" on pages 89-97, featuring covers and cartoon reprints from Life Magazine from the 1920s.

The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Pencils
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Inks
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Colors
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oooo, you're early! Wait till I take my stocking off.
Genre
humor
Characters
Santa Claus
Synopsis
A woman is wearing a full-body stocking when Santa arrives.
Keywords
Christmas; double-entendre; Santa Claus; stocking

Indexer Notes

Page 85.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Inks
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Colors
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Harry! YOU?
Genre
humor; satire-parody
Synopsis
An average middle-aged housewife opens a closet and is surprised to find a complete Superman outfit.
Keywords
closet; Superman; uniform

Indexer Notes

Page 119.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Pencils
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Inks
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Colors
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oh, good grief! The kids are home for the holidays.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A wealthy conservative man is unsettled when his counterculture children come home from college for the holidays.
Keywords
Christmas; convertible; counterculture; generation gap; protest signs

Indexer Notes

Page 125.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Pencils
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Inks
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Colors
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Nice defensive move, Miss Mullins ... !
Genre
humor; sports
Synopsis
In judo practice, a woman sparring with a man slips out of her jacket as he goes to throw her, leaving her topless.
Reprints
Keywords
jacket; judo; topless

Indexer Notes

Page 135.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dink Siegel (signed)
Pencils
Dink Siegel (signed)
Inks
Dink Siegel (signed)
Colors
Dink Siegel (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Have I celebrated New Year's Eve with everyone?!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
At a wild New Year's Eve party, a woman is celebrating with every male individually.
Keywords
New Year's Eve; orgy; party

Indexer Notes

Page 138.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Colors
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Happy New Year!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
In the City Morgue, two workers playing cards are startled when one of the bodies sits up and yells "Happy New Year!"
Keywords
cards; morgue; New Year's Eve

Indexer Notes

Page 145.

[Depth Perception] (Table of Contents: 7)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Colors
John Dempsey (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A painter is viewing his flat-chested model through binoculars to get an illusion of depth.
Keywords
binoculars; model; nude; painting

Indexer Notes

Page 157.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

Vargas / cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Inks
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Colors
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
He only needed one shot for the leopard, but it took most of a fifth to get me.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A blond with gold high heels sits on a leopard skin.
Keywords
double-entendre; high heels; leopard

Indexer Notes

Pages 159-160. A fold-out pin-up on heavy paper.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Pencils
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Inks
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Colors
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
My place or yours?
Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
In the late 19th Century, a man skates with a woman in a group outing on a frozen river.
Keywords
ice skating; river

Indexer Notes

Page 167.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Pencils
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Inks
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Colors
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Adultery! My Gawd, Millicent—surely you don't think this young thing is an adult!!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A middle-aged man is found in bed with a teen girl by his wife.
Keywords
adultery

Indexer Notes

Page 181.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
That's the very same swashbuckling charm that won my heart over thirty years ago.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A middle-aged man at a party has relieved a woman of her blouse as they sit on a couch at a party. His wife looks on, unconcerned.
Reprints
Keywords
adultery; party; seduction

Indexer Notes

Page 183.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

cartoon / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
Pencils
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
Inks
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
Colors
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
And when did you first begin to feel that every man you met was trying to look down your dress, Miss Cratzmyer?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A psychiatrist discusses a patient's problem, while doing the same thing himself.
Reprints
Keywords
psychiatrist; voyeurism

Indexer Notes

Page 186.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Pencils
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Inks
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
For a short and more economical trip, let me suggest my place on the other side of town.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A travel agent suggests an alternative to an attractive buxom young woman.
Keywords
travel agent

Indexer Notes

Page 189.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Edward Frascino [as Frascino] (signed)
Pencils
Edward Frascino [as Frascino] (signed)
Inks
Edward Frascino [as Frascino] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You'll never guess what I forgot for the first time in my twenty years as a gunbearer!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
As a rhinoceros charges, a white hunter reaches for his gun, only to find that his gunbearer has forgotten it.
Reprints
Keywords
gunbearer; hunter; rhinoceros; safari

Indexer Notes

Page 193.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Donald Reilly (signed)
Pencils
Donald Reilly (signed)
Inks
Donald Reilly (signed)
Colors
Donald Reilly (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
May I say, Miss Roswell, that when I hired you, I had no idea that a British secretary could demonstrate such an amazing grasp of American business practices.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man is in bed with his British secretary.
Keywords
Britain; secretary

Indexer Notes

Page 195.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Colors
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
By the way, I took care of the elevator man ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man comes home loaded with packages. His wife meets him at the apartment door in a negligee and says she's given the elevator operator his gift.
Keywords
Christmas; elevator; gifts; negligee

Indexer Notes

Page 196.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Pencils
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Inks
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Colors
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Don't think I haven't noticed how you've been neglecting me this evening, Arnold.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
At a party, wife complains that her husband has been spending too much time with other women in the coat room.
Keywords
adultery; cocktails; party

Indexer Notes

Page 204.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Leo Garel (signed)
Pencils
Leo Garel (signed)
Inks
Leo Garel (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's the first real peace I've had in years, what with Mike in jail and all the kids in reform school.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman talks about her changed lifestyle over a beer and cigarettes with a woman friend.
Keywords
beer; cigarettes; smoking

Indexer Notes

Page 208.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
Pencils
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
Inks
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
This is the last time we ever let YOU order the stag movies!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man makes a mistake and orders an movie about and actual stag instead of the wanted porno movies.
Keywords
projector; stag movies

Indexer Notes

Page 209.

[A Santa on the Beach] (Table of Contents: 20)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Pencils
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Inks
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Colors
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A wealthy man is sunning himself on the beach by his home. He spies an attractive woman approaching and runs inside and returns to his chair dressed as Santa Claus, complete with two martinis.
Keywords
beach; Christmas; martinis; Santa Claus

Indexer Notes

Page 210. A four-panel pantomime comic story.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Pencils
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Inks
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Colors
? (red only)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'd like a word with you, Horowitz.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man dressed as Santa is ringing a bell for a pot labeled "Give-United Jewish Appeal."
Keywords
Christmas; Jewish; Santa Claus

Indexer Notes

Page 215.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Donald Reilly (signed)
Pencils
Donald Reilly (signed)
Inks
Donald Reilly (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
New York feels we'd stand a better chance of getting by with Lola's nude scene if, in the end, we have a church fall on here.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
California producers try to figure out a way to get a nude scene through.

Indexer Notes

Page 217.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Pencils
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Inks
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Colors
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Darling! I just love the way you put Santa Claus back in Christmas!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman hugs her sugar daddy in the back of his limousine.
Keywords
Christmas; limousine; Santa Claus

Indexer Notes

Page 219.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Marvin Tannenberg [as Tann] (signed)
Pencils
Marvin Tannenberg [as Tann] (signed)
Inks
Marvin Tannenberg [as Tann] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm not sure what it's all about, but I think the important thing is to give the people the feeling that you're one of them ... !
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Peace Corps members in a Latin American country get caught up on the anti-American side of a revolution.
Keywords
demonstration; Peace Corps; revolution

Indexer Notes

Page 222.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Mort Gerberg (signed)
Pencils
Mort Gerberg (signed)
Inks
Mort Gerberg (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'll be direct, Mr. Larabee—my credits may be insignificant, but my breasts are enormous—
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An actress doesn't mince words when talking with a casting director.
Keywords
actress; breasts; movie-making

Indexer Notes

Page 224.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Pencils
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Inks
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
At least he died with his boots on.
Genre
humor; historical; war
Synopsis
Two generals look at a headless soldier, with a cannonball nearby.
Keywords
cannonball; war

Indexer Notes

Page 225.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Don Madden (signed)
Pencils
Don Madden (signed)
Inks
Don Madden (signed)
Colors
Don Madden (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I don't give a damn—it STILL needs nutmeg!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
At an office party, a man complains about the punch, even though it's being served out of a bowl with a naked girl in it.
Reprints
Keywords
Christmas; office party; punch

Indexer Notes

Page 227.

[Animated Fire Hose] (Table of Contents: 28)

comic story / 0.67 page (report information)

Script
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Pencils
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Inks
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A fireman using a fire hose to fight a fire ends up eaten by it.
Keywords
fire hose; fire hydrant; fireman

Indexer Notes

Page 229. A four-panel pantomime story.

[Medicare Is for the Birds] (Table of Contents: 29)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Marvin Tannenberg [as Tann] (signed)
Pencils
Marvin Tannenberg [as Tann] (signed)
Inks
Marvin Tannenberg [as Tann] (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
An optometrist uses an eye chart that tells his political leanings.
Keywords
eye chart; optometrist; socialized medicine

Indexer Notes

Page 230.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Do you have any immediate objectives for 1966?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
At a New Year's party, a woman asks a man about his objectives, apparently not realizing he has maneuvered her into a spare bedroom.
Keywords
New Year's Eve; party

Indexer Notes

Page 233.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Pencils
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Inks
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Encore!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A couple are in bed, listening to opera records and doing other things.
Keywords
bed; opera; records

Indexer Notes

Page 234.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
E. Simms Campbell (signed)
Pencils
E. Simms Campbell (signed)
Inks
E. Simms Campbell (signed)
Colors
E. Simms Campbell (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
My other wives don't understand me ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
The Sultan picks three of his wives to tell his troubles to.
Keywords
harem; sultan

Indexer Notes

Page 236.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

cartoon / 0.2 page (report information)

Script
Mort Gerberg (signed)
Pencils
Mort Gerberg (signed)
Inks
Mort Gerberg (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
What kind of story are you two handing me?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A sheep thinks a rooster and a bull are telling him a tall tale.
Keywords
bull; rooster; sheep

Indexer Notes

Page 239. A "cock and bull" story is one that is obviously not true.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Marty Murphy (signed)
Pencils
Marty Murphy (signed)
Inks
Marty Murphy (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Now, now, Mr. Gladstone ... I'm afraid that's one of our little 'no-no's.' ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
At a brothel, the madam tells a customer that using a cat-o-nine-tails whip on her girls is not allowed.
Reprints
Keywords
brothel; cat-o-nine-tails; whip

Indexer Notes

Page 242.

Did I? (Table of Contents: 35)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Jules Feiffer (signed)
Pencils
Jules Feiffer (signed)
Inks
Jules Feiffer (signed)
Letters
Jules Feiffer (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man wakes up with a hangover and the woman in bed with him proceeds to tell him of all the dumb things he did the night before.
Keywords
drunk; hangover

Indexer Notes

Page 245.

[Surprise on the Desert] (Table of Contents: 36)

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Script
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Pencils
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Inks
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
In the middle of a vast desert, a man is eating a meal by a fire. Behind him another man is sneaking up from the distance, ready to pop a paper bag behind him.
Keywords
campfire; desert; paper bag

Indexer Notes

Page 247.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
But, Harry, this is no ordinary 'shipboard romance' Ronald's involved with.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two middle-aged parents talk about the boy their son has become involved with on an ocean cruise.
Reprints
Keywords
homosexual; ocean cruise; shipboard romance

Indexer Notes

Page 248.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Pencils
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Inks
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You Jane, me Santa Claus.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A wealthy older man has a gift for his young lady companion.
Keywords
Christmas; gifts; Tarzan

Indexer Notes

Page 251. Punchline is a parody of the "Me Tarzan, you Jane" dialogue in the 1930s Tarzan movies.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Colors
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I think Miss Meadows has had a little too much to drink.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A drunken woman at a New Year's Eve party puts a pair of party hats on her breasts.
Reprints
Keywords
drunk; New Year's Eve; nudists; party

Indexer Notes

Page 253. Part of the "Nudist Camp" series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

cartoon / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
Pencils
Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
Inks
Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Then, by Jove, a funny, fat little bloke in a red suit scampered up, waving his arms, shouting hysterically ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man has eight reindeer heads mounted above his fireplace mantle. It appears he shot Santa's reindeer.
Reprints
Keywords
Christmas; cigar; fireplace; reindeer; Santa Claus; smoking; taxidermy

Indexer Notes

Page 254.

[Battbarton's Holiday Spirit] (Table of Contents: 41)

Little Annie Fanny / comic story / 6 pages (report information)

Script
Harvey Kurtzman (credited)
Pencils
Will Elder (painting); Jack Davis (assistant)
Inks
Will Elder (painting); Jack Davis (assistant)
Colors
Will Elder (painting); Jack Davis (assistant)
Letters
?

Genre
humor
Characters
Little Anny Fanny; Benton Battbarton; Huck Buxton; Ruthie (cameo)
Synopsis
After he gets drunk at a Christmas party, Annie's boss Benton Battbarton is a kind and generous man. The next day, with an ad deadline bearing down, he reverts back to his usual mean and selfish self.
Reprints
Keywords
charity; chivalry; Christmas; drunk; New Year's Eve; party; practical jokes

Indexer Notes

Pages 256-261. Credits read "by Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder with Jack Davis." Title from Kurtzman's records. This story was originally scheduled to run in the December 1964 issue but was bumped in favor of a James Bond parody. Elder drew the principal characters' faces and the full Annie while Davis did all the other characters and backgrounds.

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Table of Contents
  1. 1. ["Oooo, you're early! Wait till I take my stocking off."]
  2. 2. ["Harry! YOU?"]
  3. 3. ["Oh, good grief! The kids are home for the holidays."]
  4. 4. ["Nice defensive move, Miss Mullins ... !"]
  5. 5. ["Have I celebrated New Year's Eve with everyone?!"]
  6. 6. ["Happy New Year!"]
  7. 7. [Depth Perception]
  8. 8. ["He only needed one shot for the leopard, but it took most of a fifth to get me."]
    Vargas
  9. 9. ["My place or yours?"]
  10. 10. ["Adultery! My Gawd, Millicent—surely you don't think this young thing is an adult!!"]
  11. 11. ["That's the very same swashbuckling charm that won my heart over thirty years ago."]
  12. 12. ["And when did you first begin to feel that every man you met was trying to look down your dress, Miss Cratzmyer?"]
  13. 13. ["For a short and more economical trip, let me suggest my place on the other side of town."]
  14. 14. ["You'll never guess what I forgot for the first time in my twenty years as a gunbearer!"]
  15. 15. ["May I say, Miss Roswell, that when I hired you, I had no idea that a British secretary could demonstrate such an amazing grasp of American business practices."]
  16. 16. ["By the way, I took care of the elevator man ..."]
  17. 17. ["Don't think I haven't noticed how you've been neglecting me this evening, Arnold."]
  18. 18. ["It's the first real peace I've had in years, what with Mike in jail and all the kids in reform school."]
  19. 19. ["This is the last time we ever let YOU order the stag movies!"]
  20. 20. [A Santa on the Beach]
  21. 21. ["I'd like a word with you, Horowitz."]
  22. 22. ["New York feels we'd stand a better chance of getting by with Lola's nude scene if, in the end, we have a church fall on here."]
  23. 23. ["Darling! I just love the way you put Santa Claus back in Christmas!"]
  24. 24. ["I'm not sure what it's all about, but I think the important thing is to give the people the feeling that you're one of them ... !"]
  25. 25. ["I'll be direct, Mr. Larabee—my credits may be insignificant, but my breasts are enormous—"]
  26. 26. ["At least he died with his boots on."]
  27. 27. ["I don't give a damn—it STILL needs nutmeg!"]
  28. 28. [Animated Fire Hose]
  29. 29. [Medicare Is for the Birds]
  30. 30. ["Do you have any immediate objectives for 1966?"]
  31. 31. ["Encore!"]
  32. 32. ["My other wives don't understand me ..."]
  33. 33. ["What kind of story are you two handing me?"]
  34. 34. ["Now, now, Mr. Gladstone ... I'm afraid that's one of our little 'no-no's.' ..."]
  35. 35. Did I?
  36. 36. [Surprise on the Desert]
  37. 37. ["But, Harry, this is no ordinary 'shipboard romance' Ronald's involved with."]
  38. 38. ["You Jane, me Santa Claus."]
  39. 39. ["I think Miss Meadows has had a little too much to drink."]
  40. 40. ["Then, by Jove, a funny, fat little bloke in a red suit scampered up, waving his arms, shouting hysterically ..."]
  41. 41. [Battbarton's Holiday Spirit]
    Little Annie Fanny
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