Playboy #v13#4
(April 1966)

Playboy, 1953 Series
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Volume
13
Price
0.75 USD
Pages
228
Indicia Frequency
monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
HMH Publishing Co., Inc.
Editing
Hugh M. Hefner (editor, publisher); A. C. Spectorsky (associate publisher, editorial director)

Issue Notes

Small reprint of Alberto Vargas pin-up and cover from March 1965 issue on page 131 as part of an article spotlighting a dozen Playboy covers.

The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Pencils
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Inks
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Colors
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Charles, I think you're an absolute CAD to take it like this!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
When a man catches his wife in bed with another man, he brings enough drinks for all of them.
Keywords
adultery; cocktails

Indexer Notes

Page 87.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Pencils
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Inks
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Colors
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Well, did you see my lips move?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman ventriloquist shows her gimmick to a booking agent; she preforms topless.
Keywords
topless; ventriloquist

Indexer Notes

Page 101.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Colors
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oh, Mr. Thorndyke, you SHOULDN'T have!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman is overjoyed when a man commits a robbery and brings her a satchel full of money.
Reprints
Keywords
gun; money; robbery

Indexer Notes

Page 105.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Colors
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
How about THAT for an invention?!
Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
A caveman invents sex.
Keywords
caveman; invention; sex

Indexer Notes

Page 117.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
E. Simms Campbell (signed)
Pencils
E. Simms Campbell (signed)
Inks
E. Simms Campbell (signed)
Colors
E. Simms Campbell (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Hey, Mr. Dabien! You promised THAT part to ME!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An actress finds someone else on a director's casting couch.
Keywords
actress; casting couch

Indexer Notes

Page 124.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dink Siegel (signed)
Pencils
Dink Siegel (signed)
Inks
Dink Siegel (signed)
Colors
Dink Siegel (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Well, shall we continue where we left off ... ?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
When an ocean liner sinks, a man and woman are together on a floating mattress.
Keywords
mattress; ocean liner; sinking ship

Indexer Notes

Page 139.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

Vargas / cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Inks
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Colors
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Sending a dozen roses was my boyfriend's idea, but delivering one at a time was the florist's.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A blonde girl in an open white robe and white high heels, holding one long-stemmed rose.
Keywords
high heels; rose

Indexer Notes

Page 140.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Pencils
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Inks
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Colors
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I don't believe I've told you about my tattoo, have I, George?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Apparent newlyweds are getting undressed for bed, when the wife casually mentions a tattoo—of a heart and name of a previous lover on her buttock.
Keywords
newlyweds; tattoo

Indexer Notes

Page 155.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Pencils
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Inks
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It figures.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two scientists look at a large blackboard covered with a huge intricate equation.
Keywords
blackboards; calculus; mathematics

Indexer Notes

Page 159.

[White Rock Girl] (Table of Contents: 10)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Pencils
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Inks
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Colors
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Psyche; Neptune
Synopsis
The topless White Rock girl (Psyche) looks longingly into a pool. Then Neptune brings her the top of her outfit.
Keywords
logo; topless; White Rock

Indexer Notes

Page 163. A two-panel pantomime cartoon. The basic pose comes from the logo for White Rock Beverage Co., first used in 1894. That in turn was taken from a painting named "Psyche at Nature's Mirror" by German artist Paul Thumann.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Harry's not having much luck with his 'Step outside for a cigarette and a breath of fresh air' routine tonight.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man's pick-up line at a party doesn't work well on a rainy night.
Keywords
cigarette; party; rain

Indexer Notes

Page 167.

[Left Turn and Circus] (Table of Contents: 12)

comic story / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Pencils
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Inks
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man in a Volkswagen puts his arm out to signal a left turn. A circus truck goes by in the opposite direction and after it passes there is a lion's head sticking through the bars and the man's hand is gone.
Reprints
Keywords
circus; lion; turn signal

Indexer Notes

Page 169. A two-panel pantomime comic story.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

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Script
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Pencils
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Inks
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Colors
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Have a good evening at home, sweetie!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A secretary gives an affectionate send-off to her boss as he heads for the elevators on his way home.
Keywords
secretary

Indexer Notes

Page 172.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

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Script
Donald Reilly (signed)
Pencils
Donald Reilly (signed)
Inks
Donald Reilly (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Another stagestruck kid who thinks she's got what it takes to make a star, eh? Well, Miss Pomeroy, I'm going to give you a chance to prove it ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A young would-be actress is in a director's office. The director presses a button which lowers a bed out of the wall.
Keywords
actress; casting couch; movie-making

Indexer Notes

Page 177.

[Explosive Painting] (Table of Contents: 15)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
? [as Duvall] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Duvall] (signed)
Inks
? [as Duvall] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A painter lines up canvases around a stack of paint cans which has a bundle of dynamite under them, with a fuse burning.
Keywords
dynamite; painting

Indexer Notes

Page 178. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

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Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Hello, there. I've been wanting to meet you all evening.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man wants to meet an attractive woman at a party, even if he has to drag his wife, who's clinging to his ankle, along with him.
Reprints
Keywords
party

Indexer Notes

Page 180.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Pencils
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Inks
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You're next, four-eyes!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A nurse in an optometrist's office insults a patient.
Keywords
optometrist; slang

Indexer Notes

Page 181. "Four-eyes" was an old slang term for someone who wore glasses.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

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Script
? [as R. Hansen] (signed)
Pencils
? [as R. Hansen] (signed)
Inks
? [as R. Hansen] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
If behooves me, fair maiden, to ask one question, BEFORE I do battle.
Genre
humor; fantasy-supernatural
Synopsis
A knight wants to make sure there is some reward for him for rescuing a damsel in distress.
Reprints
Keywords
armor; dragon; knight

Indexer Notes

Page 182.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Donald Reilly (signed)
Pencils
Donald Reilly (signed)
Inks
Donald Reilly (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Maybe THIS will knock some sense into you!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An impatient psychiatrist hits his patient on the head with his fist.
Keywords
couch; psychiatrist

Indexer Notes

Page 184.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
Pencils
Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
Inks
Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
MR. HALLOCK!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man and a woman on a safari are sinking up to their necks in quicksand. Apparently the man has made an inappropriate move under the sand.
Keywords
quicksand

Indexer Notes

Page 186.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's a real adult script, J. B.—boy meets girl, girl leaves boy, boy meets boy.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A writer pitches a script with a twist on an old plot.
Keywords
homosexual; movie script

Indexer Notes

Page 187.

[Tresspassers Will Be Experimented Upon] (Table of Contents: 22)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Inks
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Colors
Gahan Wilson (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A boy on a bicycle reads a sign on the outlying wall at Crile Research Foundation that says "Tresspassers Will Be Experimented Upon."
Reprints
Keywords
bicycle; experiments

Indexer Notes

Page 189. Pantomime cartoon. "Trespassers" is misspelled.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
? [as B. Brown] (signed)
Pencils
? [as B. Brown] (signed)
Inks
? [as B. Brown] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Like it, Mr. Bigelow? A Japanese outfit will deliver them to us for only $6.75 a thousand.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man shows his boss a "Buy American" sign, which he can have manufactured cheaply in Japan.
Keywords
imports; sign

Indexer Notes

Page 190.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

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Script
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Pencils
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Inks
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Pleased to meet you. Any roommate of Marilyn's is a roommate of mine.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man is introduced to his date's roommate.
Keywords
roommate

Indexer Notes

Page 192.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
The meeting was called to order by the chairman. For two hours everyone compromised his personal integrity. A motion was made and seconded to adjourn the meeting. The meeting was adjourned.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A secretary gives a short, but brutally honest summary of the previous meeting.
Reprints
Keywords
secretary

Indexer Notes

Page 196.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Colors
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Personally, I don't care that much for the sun. I just like to run around naked.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man at the nudist camp explains his reasons for being there.
Keywords
nudists

Indexer Notes

Page 198. Part of the "Nudist Camp" series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

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Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
What really bothers me is that we're living way beyond our means.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A couple are living in a run-down, sparsely-furnished apartment, but it's still more than they can afford.
Keywords
apartment; television

Indexer Notes

Page 200.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Pencils
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Inks
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
They decided not to wait.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A marriage counselor walks into his office to find the waiting room a shambles and his secretary cowering behind her desk.
Keywords
marriage counselor; secretary

Indexer Notes

Page 201.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Sylvia Getzler (signed)
Pencils
Sylvia Getzler (signed)
Inks
Sylvia Getzler (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Thanks anyway, Emma. I'll grab something downtown.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A middle-aged man declines his wife's offer of a good-bye kiss.
Keywords
hair curlers; kiss

Indexer Notes

Page 203.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Edward Frascino [as Frascino]
Pencils
Edward Frascino [as Frascino]
Inks
Edward Frascino [as Frascino]
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Please don't make love to me, Mr. Claypool! I'm accident prone!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman fends off a man's advances.
Keywords
birth control

Indexer Notes

Page 204.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Have you noticed, Felicia, the extremely low caliber of people one meets at these wife-swapping parties lately.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man isn't happy with his choices at a wife-swapping party.
Keywords
cocktails; party; wife-swapping

Indexer Notes

Page 206.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
Pencils
Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
Inks
Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
One of the first things you've got to learn here is to chew your food well.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two men are in a dungeon, with iron rings clamped around their necks.
Keywords
chains; dungeon

Indexer Notes

Page 207.

[Highway Confusion] (Table of Contents: 33)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Glenn Zulauf (signed)
Pencils
Glenn Zulauf (signed)
Inks
Glenn Zulauf (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man in a convertible faces a confusing array of overpasses and the highway sign just has a question mark on it.
Keywords
convertible; highway; overpasses

Indexer Notes

Page 208. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Take an indecent proposal ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An executive makes an advance to his secretary.
Keywords
secretary

Indexer Notes

Page 211.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Dennis Kennedy [as Kennedy] (signed)
Pencils
Dennis Kennedy [as Kennedy] (signed)
Inks
Dennis Kennedy [as Kennedy] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Up to your old tricks again, huh?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A wife surprises her magician husband cuddling with a showgirl in his dressing room.
Reprints
Keywords
adultery; dressing room; magician

Indexer Notes

Page 213.

Whistler's White Girl (Table of Contents: 36)

The Playboy Art Gallery / cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Jim Beamon (credited)
Pencils
Jim Beamon (credited, painting)
Inks
Jim Beamon (credited, painting)
Colors
Jim Beamon (credited, painting)
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Synopsis
A parody of James Abbott McNeill Whistler's 1862 painting of a girl in white, though in this one she's bald and holding a wig in her hand instead of a white lily
Keywords
bald; painting; Whistler; wig

Indexer Notes

Page 215.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I always said there was a lot more to Aunt Martha than met the eye.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
At a reading of a will, relatives see a sophisticated gentlemen also there, who they knew nothing about.
Keywords
lawyer; will

Indexer Notes

Page 216.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
John Ruge [as Ruge] (signed)
Pencils
John Ruge [as Ruge] (signed)
Inks
John Ruge [as Ruge] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Y'know who I'd like to have here right now? The feller who wrote 'He don't say nothin, he don't DO nothin', he jes' keeps rolling along!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
People are stranded on the roofs of their houses in the midst of a disastrous flood. One makes a sarcastic comment about the situation.
Keywords
flood

Indexer Notes

Page 217. Punchline contains lyrics from Jerome Kern and Oscar Hammerstein II's song "Ol' Man River" from the 1927 musical "Show Boat."

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

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Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Peanuts!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A peanut vendor is hawking peanuts, while an elephant lurks around the corner.
Keywords
elephant; peanuts

Indexer Notes

Page 218.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Don Lewis (signed) (painting)
Inks
Don Lewis (signed) (painting)
Colors
Don Lewis (signed) (painting)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
That nice Mr. Burton said I have curves in places where other girls don't even have places.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A Playboy bunny getting into her gold bunny outfit talks to another bunny clad just in hose.
Keywords
bunny; high heels; hose; Playboy

Indexer Notes

Page 221.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Art Krusz (signed)
Pencils
Art Krusz (signed)
Inks
Art Krusz (signed)
Colors
Art Krusz (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Would it make you feel better if I put the top up?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A girl is reluctant to get romantic in a convertible parked with a view of Mt. Rushmore in plain sight.
Keywords
convertible; Mt. Rushmore

Indexer Notes

Page 223.

Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 1. ["Charles, I think you're an absolute CAD to take it like this!"]
  2. 2. ["Well, did you see my lips move?"]
  3. 3. ["Oh, Mr. Thorndyke, you SHOULDN'T have!"]
  4. 4. ["How about THAT for an invention?!"]
  5. 5. ["Hey, Mr. Dabien! You promised THAT part to ME!"]
  6. 6. ["Well, shall we continue where we left off ... ?"]
  7. 7. ["Sending a dozen roses was my boyfriend's idea, but delivering one at a time was the florist's."]
    Vargas
  8. 8. ["I don't believe I've told you about my tattoo, have I, George?"]
  9. 9. ["It figures."]
  10. 10. [White Rock Girl]
  11. 11. ["Harry's not having much luck with his 'Step outside for a cigarette and a breath of fresh air' routine tonight."]
  12. 12. [Left Turn and Circus]
  13. 13. ["Have a good evening at home, sweetie!"]
  14. 14. ["Another stagestruck kid who thinks she's got what it takes to make a star, eh? Well, Miss Pomeroy, I'm going to give you a chance to prove it ..."]
  15. 15. [Explosive Painting]
  16. 16. ["Hello, there. I've been wanting to meet you all evening."]
  17. 17. ["You're next, four-eyes!"]
  18. 18. ["If behooves me, fair maiden, to ask one question, BEFORE I do battle."]
  19. 19. ["Maybe THIS will knock some sense into you!"]
  20. 20. ["MR. HALLOCK!"]
  21. 21. ["It's a real adult script, J. B.—boy meets girl, girl leaves boy, boy meets boy."]
  22. 22. [Tresspassers Will Be Experimented Upon]
  23. 23. ["Like it, Mr. Bigelow? A Japanese outfit will deliver them to us for only $6.75 a thousand."]
  24. 24. ["Pleased to meet you. Any roommate of Marilyn's is a roommate of mine."]
  25. 25. ["The meeting was called to order by the chairman. For two hours everyone compromised his personal integrity. A motion was made and seconded to adjourn the meeting. The meeting was adjourned."]
  26. 26. ["Personally, I don't care that much for the sun. I just like to run around naked."]
  27. 27. ["What really bothers me is that we're living way beyond our means."]
  28. 28. ["They decided not to wait."]
  29. 29. ["Thanks anyway, Emma. I'll grab something downtown."]
  30. 30. ["Please don't make love to me, Mr. Claypool! I'm accident prone!"]
  31. 31. ["Have you noticed, Felicia, the extremely low caliber of people one meets at these wife-swapping parties lately."]
  32. 32. ["One of the first things you've got to learn here is to chew your food well."]
  33. 33. [Highway Confusion]
  34. 34. ["Take an indecent proposal ..."]
  35. 35. ["Up to your old tricks again, huh?"]
  36. 36. Whistler's White Girl
    The Playboy Art Gallery
  37. 37. ["I always said there was a lot more to Aunt Martha than met the eye."]
  38. 38. ["Y'know who I'd like to have here right now? The feller who wrote 'He don't say nothin, he don't DO nothin', he jes' keeps rolling along!"]
  39. 39. ["Peanuts!"]
  40. 40. ["That nice Mr. Burton said I have curves in places where other girls don't even have places."]
  41. 41. ["Would it make you feel better if I put the top up?"]
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