Playboy
#v16#3
(March 1969)
Playboy,
1953 Series
- Volume
- 16
- Price
- 1.00 USD
- Pages
- 226
- Indicia Frequency
- monthly
- Indicia / Colophon Publisher
- HMH Publishing Co. Inc.
- Editing
- Hugh M. Hefner (editor, publisher); A. C. Spectorsky (associate publisher, editorial director)
Issue Notes
Beep-Beep is featured in Plymouth Road Runner automobile ad on pages 6-7. Lou Myers cartoons in ad for Grand Mariner Cognac on page 32. Howard Shoemaker cartoon in ad for Cliff's Notes on page 34.
The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Pencils
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Inks
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Colors
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- For outstanding service, beyond the call of duty...
- Genre
- humor; historical
- Synopsis
- After a session in bed, a queen knights her lover.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- bed; knighted; queen; sword
Indexer Notes
Page 79.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Pencils
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Inks
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Colors
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Hi there!
- Genre
- humor; fantasy-supernatural
- Synopsis
- The Satyr is taken aback when he encounters a gay satyr, who is interested in him.
- Keywords
- homosexual
Indexer Notes
Page 89. Part of "Satyr" series.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Ron Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
- Pencils
- Ron Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
- Inks
- Ron Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
- Colors
- Ron Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- When I told you I didn't believe in sex before marriage, I don't remember saying anything that would have given you the impression that I believed in sex AFTER marriage.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man gets a shock on his wedding night.
- Keywords
- newlyweds; wedding
Indexer Notes
Page 101.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Pencils
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Inks
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Colors
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Well, Prunella, you might say I was having a private little hoedown of my own.
- Genre
- humor; western-frontier
- Synopsis
- While a wagon train is having a square dance, a man goes off with a young woman for some fun of his own.
- Keywords
- adultery; covered wagon; lantern; square dance; wagon train
Indexer Notes
Page 115.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Pencils
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Inks
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Colors
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Nobody is ever going to accuse you of overreacting in bed.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A policeman's wife is critical when all he wants to do in bed is sleep.
- Keywords
- hair curlers; policeman; twin beds
Indexer Notes
Page 123.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Alden Erikson [as A Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as A Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as A Erikson] (signed)
- Colors
- Alden Erikson [as A Erikson] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Frank, I don't want to start another argument, but I don't think this is going to put the magic back in our marriage.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- When a wife tells her husband to "put some magic back in our marriage,' he takes her literally and sits in a robe and conical hat, waving a wand over a flaming pot on the coffee table.
- Keywords
- magic; magic wand; robe
Indexer Notes
Page 129.
[no title indexed]
Vargas / cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Inks
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Colors
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- What sort of peace did you have in mind, Mr. Smith?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman in a sheer robe holds love beads with a peace symbol medallion attached.
- Keywords
- double-entendre; love beads; peace symbol
Indexer Notes
Page 140.
Overkill
cartoon / 4 pages
- Script
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Pencils
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Inks
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Colors
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Eleven ultra-violent cartoons.
- Keywords
- atomic bomb; automatic rifle; boxing; exterminators; motorcycle gang; movie theatre; mushroom cloud; politics; post-apocalypse; shooting; sniper; television; toys
Indexer Notes
Pages 144-147.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.2 page
- Script
- Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
- Pencils
- Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
- Inks
- Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I don't see how Nigeria and Biafra got into all this trouble without our help.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man is reading the newspaper, while his wife comments on the news.
- Keywords
- Biafra; civil war; newspaper; Nigeria
Indexer Notes
Page 150. At the time Nigeria and Biafra were engaged in a civil war.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
- Pencils
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
- Inks
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Here come de sludge!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A worker at a sewage treatment plant opens a valve.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- catch-phrase; sewage
Indexer Notes
Page 151. Punchline is a takeoff of "Here come de judge!", a catch-phrase from a popular 1968 record by Pigmeat Markham.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Pencils
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Inks
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Colors
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two men walk down the stairs after patronizing a brothel.
- Keywords
- brothel; madam; red-light
Indexer Notes
Page 155. Part of the "Brothel" series.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
- Pencils
- Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
- Inks
- Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- So there's Barbarella chained to a rock on the third moon of Jupiter. Now in the next picture, giant worms from ...
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
- Synopsis
- A counterculture father is reading a bedtime story from Evergreen Review to his children.
- Keywords
- Barbarella; bedtime story; counterculture; Evergreen Review
Indexer Notes
Page 159.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Pencils
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Inks
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I saw you on television, you brute—everybody else is cracking heads and you're grabbing them by the ass.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A policeman's wife complains about his behavior breaking up a demonstration.
- Keywords
- demonstration; police; television
Indexer Notes
Page 160.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Darling ... will you .. please slip into something more comfortable?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man is on bended knee in front of his girl friend, but instead of proposing, asks her to change into something sexy.
- Keywords
- flowers; proposal
Indexer Notes
Page 161.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I'm a gluteus maximus man.
- Genre
- humor; medical
- Synopsis
- Two doctors are walking down the hall of a hospital, looking back at a nurse walking in the opposite direction.
- Keywords
- doctors; hospital; nurse
Indexer Notes
Page 166.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Inks
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You know, if you weren't black and if I weren't liberal, I might resent your tone.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two men in a bar have a disagreement.
- Keywords
- African-American; bar; liberal
Indexer Notes
Page 167.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Let's show the Pope where we stand! Let's get out there and get pregnant!
- Genre
- humor; religious
- Synopsis
- A priest in the pulpit exhorts his flock to support the church's policy on birth control.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- birth control; priest; pulpit
Indexer Notes
Page 169.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Pencils
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Inks
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Colors
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Tell me I'm wrong, Newton—tell me you're not just using me!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A near-hysterical housewife clutches the milkman as he fills her refrigerator to the brim with milk and eggs.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- butter; eggs; kitchen; milk; milkman; refrigerator
Indexer Notes
Page 171.
[Obscene Gesture from Baby]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A baby in a back bundle of a hippie couple gives the middle finger to an upper-class couple.
- Keywords
- baby; counterculture; generation gap; hippie; mink coat; obscene gesture
Indexer Notes
Page 174. A pantomime cartoon.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You, sir! You look like a man with a neurotic need to give ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A beggar comes up with a novel approach to get a hand-out.
- Keywords
- beggar
Indexer Notes
Page 175. Artist signature is not clear.
[Heavy Medallion]
comic story / 0.25 page
- Script
- Charles E. Martin [as C.E.M] (signed)
- Pencils
- Charles E. Martin [as C.E.M] (signed)
- Inks
- Charles E. Martin [as C.E.M] (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man goes to a doctor stooped over with a pain in his back. The doctor has him remove the heavy medallion and beads from his neck and that solves the problem.
- Keywords
- beads; counterculture; doctor; medallion
Indexer Notes
Page 177. Three-panel pantomime story.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Inks
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Colors
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- It has been proposed and seconded that we adjourn this meeting and go rape a whale.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A group of small fish vote on a sexual assault.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- fish; meeting; whale
Indexer Notes
Page 180.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Making love is all very well, but does it stimulate the old economy?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two businessmen make comments as they pass a demonstration.
- Keywords
- demonstration; generation gap
Indexer Notes
Page 185.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Mischa Richter [as Richter] (signed)
- Pencils
- Mischa Richter [as Richter] (signed)
- Inks
- Mischa Richter [as Richter] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Bad news, Miss Perry, my wife refuses to give me a divorce.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man and woman are stranded on a desert island. The man reads a note that has washed up in a bottle.
- Keywords
- adultery; desert island; divorce; message in a bottle
Indexer Notes
Page 186.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Mischa Richter [as Richter] (signed)
- Pencils
- Mischa Richter [as Richter] (signed)
- Inks
- Mischa Richter [as Richter] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- What in hell gives you the idea that hard-nosed English theatergoers will spend good money to see a play about two Italian teenagers?
- Genre
- humor; historical; satire-parody
- Characters
- William Shakespeare
- Synopsis
- A producer gives Shakespeare a hard time when he brings him a copy of "Romeo and Juliet."
- Keywords
- play; Shakespeare
Indexer Notes
Page 187.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Pencils
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Inks
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Colors
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Now there's an exhibitionist's exhibitionist!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A nude man walks by ladies sunbathing, carrying a yardstick.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- exhibitionist; nudists; yardstick
Indexer Notes
Page 189. Part of "Nudist Camp" series.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Richard Decker (signed)
- Pencils
- Richard Decker (signed)
- Inks
- Richard Decker (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- But Gladys, the judge promised that the children could spend their vacation with ME.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A couple is concerned when the marriage counselor they are seeing is having problems with his divorced wife.
- Keywords
- divorce; marriage counselor; telephone
Indexer Notes
Page 191.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Pencils
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Inks
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Colors
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Well, to tell you the truth, I just got out of a sickbed ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A call girl in stockings and high heels talks on the phone after leaving a bed littered with whips, belts, and a man smoking a cigarette.
- Reprints
-
in The Playboy Cartoon Album (Playboy Press, 1963 series) #5 (1972) [black and white]
-
- Keywords
- belts; cigarette; high heels; smoking; telephone; whip
Indexer Notes
Page 195.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Pencils
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Inks
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Trial marriages are too binding. What I had in mind was a TRIAL trial marriage.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man thinks a trial marriage is too confining.
- Keywords
- trial marriage
Indexer Notes
Page 197.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
- Pencils
- Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
- Inks
- Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You, there, no, no, HIM—the guy with the pink housecoat and the net stockings, yeah, you—do you want to press charges against this Peeping Tom?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A policeman grabs a peeping Tom who's watching some unusual activity.
- Keywords
- cross-dressing; peeping Tom
Indexer Notes
Page 198.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Donald Reilly [as D Reilly] (signed)
- Pencils
- Donald Reilly [as D Reilly] (signed)
- Inks
- Donald Reilly [as D Reilly] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- This is a new generation of sloths!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A young sloth is perched on top of a branch, instead of hanging below it like his parents.
- Keywords
- generation gap; sloth
Indexer Notes
Page 199.
Haute Couture
comic story / 1 page
- Script
- Jules Feiffer (signed)
- Pencils
- Jules Feiffer (signed)
- Inks
- Jules Feiffer (signed)
- Letters
- Jules Feiffer (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman changes her look to get men interested in her, but her changes just make women more interested.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- boots; dark glasses; leather jacket; lesbians; mirror
Indexer Notes
Page 203. An eight-panel comic story.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Two consenting partners or not, get them out of there!!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- At a children's party, a father finds a couple in his bedroom.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- party
Indexer Notes
Page 205.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- Script
- ? [as E. Shaffer] (signed)
- Pencils
- ? [as E. Shaffer] (signed)
- Inks
- ? [as E. Shaffer] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I'm just doing my thing.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A riot policeman gives an interview to a member of the press during a peace demonstration.
- Keywords
- counterculture; demonstration; hippie; riot police; tape recorder
Indexer Notes
Page 206.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Inks
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- There, but for the grace of God ... go I.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man watches a man leave a night club, accompanied by two women, and wonders why that couldn't be him.
- Keywords
- envy; night club
Indexer Notes
Page 207.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- Script
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Inks
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- We demand a bigger voice in the running of the Army, sir.
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A platoon of soldiers hold a very disciplined protest in a general's office.
- Keywords
- Army; demonstration; general; salute
Indexer Notes
Page 211.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Pencils
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Inks
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Colors
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Now to test your reflexes.
- Genre
- humor; medical
- Synopsis
- A rather depraved-looking doctor tells a nude female patient that he's going to test her reflexes—with a feather.
- Reprints
- in The Playboy Cartoon Album (Playboy Press, 1963 series) #5 (1972) [black and white]
-
- Keywords
- doctor; feather; nude
Indexer Notes
Page 213.
[Distillery Founder]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Pencils
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Inks
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The boardroom of a distillery company has a large portrait of its founder—a 1920s bootlegger.
- Keywords
- bootlegger; distillery; Prohibition
Indexer Notes
Page 214. A pantomime cartoon.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You're fortunate to grow up in these exciting times—the breakup of the atom, the breakthrough of space exploration, the breakdown of morals ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A father has a talk with his son on the state of the world.
Indexer Notes
Page 216.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Peter Paul Porges [as Porges] (signed)
- Pencils
- Peter Paul Porges [as Porges] (signed)
- Inks
- Peter Paul Porges [as Porges] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I suppose this will cancel our research grant!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Male and female chemists are caught making out in the lab by their supervisor.
- Keywords
- chemists; laboratory
Indexer Notes
Page 217.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Joseph Mirachi [as J Mirachi] (signed)
- Pencils
- Joseph Mirachi [as J Mirachi] (signed)
- Inks
- Joseph Mirachi [as J Mirachi] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- How's this for a switch? Boy meets girl; boy loses girl; boy lives happily ever after.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A writer describes a cynical plot line to his wife.
- Keywords
- author; pipe; smoking; typewriter
Indexer Notes
Page 219.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Pencils
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Inks
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Colors
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- How was I to know? It was dark and he said 'Me Tarzan.'
- Genre
- humor; jungle; satire-parody
- Characters
- Tarzan; Jane
- Synopsis
- Jane makes out with an ape, thinking it's Tarzan.
- Keywords
- ape; jungle; vine
Indexer Notes
Page 221.
Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
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1.
["For outstanding service, beyond the call of duty..."]
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2.
["Hi there!"]
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3.
["When I told you I didn't believe in sex before marriage, I don't remember saying anything that would have given you the impression that I believed in sex AFTER marriage."]
-
4.
["Well, Prunella, you might say I was having a private little hoedown of my own."]
-
5.
["Nobody is ever going to accuse you of overreacting in bed."]
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6.
["Frank, I don't want to start another argument, but I don't think this is going to put the magic back in our marriage."]
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7.
["What sort of peace did you have in mind, Mr. Smith?"]
Vargas -
8.
Overkill
-
9.
["I don't see how Nigeria and Biafra got into all this trouble without our help."]
-
10.
["Here come de sludge!"]
-
11.
["It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there."]
-
12.
["So there's Barbarella chained to a rock on the third moon of Jupiter. Now in the next picture, giant worms from ..."]
-
13.
["I saw you on television, you brute—everybody else is cracking heads and you're grabbing them by the ass."]
-
14.
["Darling ... will you .. please slip into something more comfortable?"]
-
15.
["I'm a gluteus maximus man."]
-
16.
["You know, if you weren't black and if I weren't liberal, I might resent your tone."]
-
17.
["Let's show the Pope where we stand! Let's get out there and get pregnant!"]
-
18.
["Tell me I'm wrong, Newton—tell me you're not just using me!"]
-
19.
[Obscene Gesture from Baby]
-
20.
["You, sir! You look like a man with a neurotic need to give ..."]
-
21.
[Heavy Medallion]
-
22.
["It has been proposed and seconded that we adjourn this meeting and go rape a whale."]
-
23.
["Making love is all very well, but does it stimulate the old economy?"]
-
24.
["Bad news, Miss Perry, my wife refuses to give me a divorce."]
-
25.
["What in hell gives you the idea that hard-nosed English theatergoers will spend good money to see a play about two Italian teenagers?"]
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26.
["Now there's an exhibitionist's exhibitionist!"]
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27.
["But Gladys, the judge promised that the children could spend their vacation with ME."]
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28.
["Well, to tell you the truth, I just got out of a sickbed ..."]
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29.
["Trial marriages are too binding. What I had in mind was a TRIAL trial marriage."]
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30.
["You, there, no, no, HIM—the guy with the pink housecoat and the net stockings, yeah, you—do you want to press charges against this Peeping Tom?"]
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31.
["This is a new generation of sloths!"]
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32.
Haute Couture
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33.
["Two consenting partners or not, get them out of there!!"]
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34.
["I'm just doing my thing."]
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35.
["There, but for the grace of God ... go I."]
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36.
["We demand a bigger voice in the running of the Army, sir."]
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37.
["Now to test your reflexes."]
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38.
[Distillery Founder]
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39.
["You're fortunate to grow up in these exciting times—the breakup of the atom, the breakthrough of space exploration, the breakdown of morals ..."]
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40.
["I suppose this will cancel our research grant!"]
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41.
["How's this for a switch? Boy meets girl; boy loses girl; boy lives happily ever after."]
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42.
["How was I to know? It was dark and he said 'Me Tarzan.'"]
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