Playboy #v16#3
(March 1969)

Playboy, 1953 Series
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Volume
16
Price
1.00 USD
Pages
226
Indicia Frequency
monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
HMH Publishing Co., Inc.
Editing
Hugh M. Hefner (editor, publisher); A. C. Spectorsky (associate publisher, editorial director)

Issue Notes

Beep-Beep is featured in Plymouth Road Runner automobile ad on pages 6-7. Lou Myers cartoons in ad for Grand Mariner Cognac on page 32. Howard Shoemaker cartoon in ad for Cliff's Notes on page 34.

The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Pencils
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Inks
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Colors
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
For outstanding service, beyond the call of duty...
Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
After a session in bed, a queen knights her lover.
Reprints
Keywords
bed; knighted; queen; sword

Indexer Notes

Page 79.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Pencils
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Inks
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Colors
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Hi there!
Genre
humor; fantasy-supernatural
Synopsis
The Satyr is taken aback when he encounters a gay satyr, who is interested in him.
Keywords
homosexual

Indexer Notes

Page 89. Part of "Satyr" series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Ron Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Pencils
Ron Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Inks
Ron Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Colors
Ron Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
When I told you I didn't believe in sex before marriage, I don't remember saying anything that would have given you the impression that I believed in sex AFTER marriage.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man gets a shock on his wedding night.
Keywords
newlyweds; wedding

Indexer Notes

Page 101.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Colors
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Well, Prunella, you might say I was having a private little hoedown of my own.
Genre
humor; western-frontier
Synopsis
While a wagon train is having a square dance, a man goes off with a young woman for some fun of his own.
Keywords
adultery; covered wagon; lantern; square dance; wagon train

Indexer Notes

Page 115.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Colors
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Nobody is ever going to accuse you of overreacting in bed.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A policeman's wife is critical when all he wants to do in bed is sleep.
Keywords
hair curlers; policeman; twin beds

Indexer Notes

Page 123.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Alden Erikson [as A Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as A Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as A Erikson] (signed)
Colors
Alden Erikson [as A Erikson] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Frank, I don't want to start another argument, but I don't think this is going to put the magic back in our marriage.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
When a wife tells her husband to "put some magic back in our marriage,' he takes her literally and sits in a robe and conical hat, waving a wand over a flaming pot on the coffee table.
Keywords
magic; magic wand; robe

Indexer Notes

Page 129.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

Vargas / cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Inks
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Colors
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
What sort of peace did you have in mind, Mr. Smith?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman in a sheer robe holds love beads with a peace symbol medallion attached.
Keywords
double-entendre; love beads; peace symbol

Indexer Notes

Page 140.

Overkill (Table of Contents: 8)

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Script
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Inks
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Colors
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Eleven ultra-violent cartoons.
Keywords
atomic bomb; automatic rifle; boxing; exterminators; motorcycle gang; movie theatre; mushroom cloud; politics; post-apocalypse; shooting; sniper; television; toys

Indexer Notes

Pages 144-147.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

cartoon / 0.2 page (report information)

Script
Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
Pencils
Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
Inks
Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I don't see how Nigeria and Biafra got into all this trouble without our help.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man is reading the newspaper, while his wife comments on the news.
Keywords
Biafra; civil war; newspaper; Nigeria

Indexer Notes

Page 150. At the time Nigeria and Biafra were engaged in a civil war.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Pencils
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Inks
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Here come de sludge!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A worker at a sewage treatment plant opens a valve.
Reprints
Keywords
catch-phrase; sewage

Indexer Notes

Page 151. Punchline is a takeoff of "Here come de judge!", a catch-phrase from a popular 1968 record by Pigmeat Markham.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

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Script
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Pencils
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Inks
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Colors
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two men walk down the stairs after patronizing a brothel.
Keywords
brothel; madam; red-light

Indexer Notes

Page 155. Part of the "Brothel" series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
Pencils
Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
Inks
Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
So there's Barbarella chained to a rock on the third moon of Jupiter. Now in the next picture, giant worms from ...
Genre
humor; satire-parody
Synopsis
A counterculture father is reading a bedtime story from Evergreen Review to his children.
Keywords
Barbarella; bedtime story; counterculture; Evergreen Review

Indexer Notes

Page 159.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

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Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I saw you on television, you brute—everybody else is cracking heads and you're grabbing them by the ass.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A policeman's wife complains about his behavior breaking up a demonstration.
Keywords
demonstration; police; television

Indexer Notes

Page 160.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

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Script
Mort Gerberg (signed)
Pencils
Mort Gerberg (signed)
Inks
Mort Gerberg (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Darling ... will you .. please slip into something more comfortable?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man is on bended knee in front of his girl friend, but instead of proposing, asks her to change into something sexy.
Keywords
flowers; proposal

Indexer Notes

Page 161.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

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Script
Ron Ault (signed)
Pencils
Ron Ault (signed)
Inks
Ron Ault (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm a gluteus maximus man.
Genre
humor; medical
Synopsis
Two doctors are walking down the hall of a hospital, looking back at a nurse walking in the opposite direction.
Keywords
doctors; hospital; nurse

Indexer Notes

Page 166.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

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Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You know, if you weren't black and if I weren't liberal, I might resent your tone.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two men in a bar have a disagreement.
Keywords
African-American; bar; liberal

Indexer Notes

Page 167.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Let's show the Pope where we stand! Let's get out there and get pregnant!
Genre
humor; religious
Synopsis
A priest in the pulpit exhorts his flock to support the church's policy on birth control.
Reprints
Keywords
birth control; priest; pulpit

Indexer Notes

Page 169.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Colors
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Tell me I'm wrong, Newton—tell me you're not just using me!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A near-hysterical housewife clutches the milkman as he fills her refrigerator to the brim with milk and eggs.
Reprints
Keywords
butter; eggs; kitchen; milk; milkman; refrigerator

Indexer Notes

Page 171.

[Obscene Gesture from Baby] (Table of Contents: 19)

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Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A baby in a back bundle of a hippie couple gives the middle finger to an upper-class couple.
Keywords
baby; counterculture; generation gap; hippie; mink coat; obscene gesture

Indexer Notes

Page 174. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

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Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You, sir! You look like a man with a neurotic need to give ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A beggar comes up with a novel approach to get a hand-out.
Keywords
beggar

Indexer Notes

Page 175. Artist signature is not clear.

[Heavy Medallion] (Table of Contents: 21)

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Script
Charles E. Martin [as C.E.M] (signed)
Pencils
Charles E. Martin [as C.E.M] (signed)
Inks
Charles E. Martin [as C.E.M] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man goes to a doctor stooped over with a pain in his back. The doctor has him remove the heavy medallion and beads from his neck and that solves the problem.
Keywords
beads; counterculture; doctor; medallion

Indexer Notes

Page 177. Three-panel pantomime story.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

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Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Colors
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It has been proposed and seconded that we adjourn this meeting and go rape a whale.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A group of small fish vote on a sexual assault.
Reprints
Keywords
fish; meeting; whale

Indexer Notes

Page 180.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Making love is all very well, but does it stimulate the old economy?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two businessmen make comments as they pass a demonstration.
Keywords
demonstration; generation gap

Indexer Notes

Page 185.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

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Script
Mischa Richter [as Richter] (signed)
Pencils
Mischa Richter [as Richter] (signed)
Inks
Mischa Richter [as Richter] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Bad news, Miss Perry, my wife refuses to give me a divorce.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man and woman are stranded on a desert island. The man reads a note that has washed up in a bottle.
Keywords
adultery; desert island; divorce; message in a bottle

Indexer Notes

Page 186.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Mischa Richter [as Richter] (signed)
Pencils
Mischa Richter [as Richter] (signed)
Inks
Mischa Richter [as Richter] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
What in hell gives you the idea that hard-nosed English theatergoers will spend good money to see a play about two Italian teenagers?
Genre
humor; historical; satire-parody
Characters
William Shakespeare
Synopsis
A producer gives Shakespeare a hard time when he brings him a copy of "Romeo and Juliet."
Keywords
play; Shakespeare

Indexer Notes

Page 187.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

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Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Colors
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Now there's an exhibitionist's exhibitionist!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A nude man walks by ladies sunbathing, carrying a yardstick.
Reprints
Keywords
exhibitionist; nudists; yardstick

Indexer Notes

Page 189. Part of "Nudist Camp" series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

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Script
Richard Decker (signed)
Pencils
Richard Decker (signed)
Inks
Richard Decker (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
But Gladys, the judge promised that the children could spend their vacation with ME.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A couple is concerned when the marriage counselor they are seeing is having problems with his divorced wife.
Keywords
divorce; marriage counselor; telephone

Indexer Notes

Page 191.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

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Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Colors
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Well, to tell you the truth, I just got out of a sickbed ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A call girl in stockings and high heels talks on the phone after leaving a bed littered with whips, belts, and a man smoking a cigarette.
Reprints
Keywords
belts; cigarette; high heels; smoking; telephone; whip

Indexer Notes

Page 195.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

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Script
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Pencils
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Inks
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Trial marriages are too binding. What I had in mind was a TRIAL trial marriage.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man thinks a trial marriage is too confining.
Keywords
trial marriage

Indexer Notes

Page 197.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

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Script
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Pencils
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Inks
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You, there, no, no, HIM—the guy with the pink housecoat and the net stockings, yeah, you—do you want to press charges against this Peeping Tom?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A policeman grabs a peeping Tom who's watching some unusual activity.
Keywords
cross-dressing; peeping Tom

Indexer Notes

Page 198.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Donald Reilly [as D Reilly] (signed)
Pencils
Donald Reilly [as D Reilly] (signed)
Inks
Donald Reilly [as D Reilly] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
This is a new generation of sloths!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A young sloth is perched on top of a branch, instead of hanging below it like his parents.
Keywords
generation gap; sloth

Indexer Notes

Page 199.

Haute Couture (Table of Contents: 32)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Jules Feiffer (signed)
Pencils
Jules Feiffer (signed)
Inks
Jules Feiffer (signed)
Letters
Jules Feiffer (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman changes her look to get men interested in her, but her changes just make women more interested.
Reprints
Keywords
boots; dark glasses; leather jacket; lesbians; mirror

Indexer Notes

Page 203. An eight-panel comic story.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

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Script
? [as Eli] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Eli] (signed)
Inks
? [as Eli] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Two consenting partners or not, get them out of there!!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
At a children's party, a father finds a couple in his bedroom.
Reprints
Keywords
party

Indexer Notes

Page 205.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
? [as E. Shaffer] (signed)
Pencils
? [as E. Shaffer] (signed)
Inks
? [as E. Shaffer] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm just doing my thing.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A riot policeman gives an interview to a member of the press during a peace demonstration.
Keywords
counterculture; demonstration; hippie; riot police; tape recorder

Indexer Notes

Page 206.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

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Script
Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
Pencils
Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
Inks
Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
There, but for the grace of God ... go I.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man watches a man leave a night club, accompanied by two women, and wonders why that couldn't be him.
Keywords
envy; night club

Indexer Notes

Page 207.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

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Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
We demand a bigger voice in the running of the Army, sir.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A platoon of soldiers hold a very disciplined protest in a general's office.
Keywords
Army; demonstration; general; salute

Indexer Notes

Page 211.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

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Script
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Pencils
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Inks
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Colors
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Now to test your reflexes.
Genre
humor; medical
Synopsis
A rather depraved-looking doctor tells a nude female patient that he's going to test her reflexes—with a feather.
Reprints
Keywords
doctor; feather; nude

Indexer Notes

Page 213.

[Distillery Founder] (Table of Contents: 38)

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Script
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Pencils
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Inks
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
The boardroom of a distillery company has a large portrait of its founder—a 1920s bootlegger.
Keywords
bootlegger; distillery; Prohibition

Indexer Notes

Page 214. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

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Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You're fortunate to grow up in these exciting times—the breakup of the atom, the breakthrough of space exploration, the breakdown of morals ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A father has a talk with his son on the state of the world.

Indexer Notes

Page 216.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

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Script
Peter Paul Porges [as Porges] (signed)
Pencils
Peter Paul Porges [as Porges] (signed)
Inks
Peter Paul Porges [as Porges] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I suppose this will cancel our research grant!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Male and female chemists are caught making out in the lab by their supervisor.
Keywords
chemists; laboratory

Indexer Notes

Page 217.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

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Script
Joseph Mirachi [as J Mirachi] (signed)
Pencils
Joseph Mirachi [as J Mirachi] (signed)
Inks
Joseph Mirachi [as J Mirachi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
How's this for a switch? Boy meets girl; boy loses girl; boy lives happily ever after.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A writer describes a cynical plot line to his wife.
Keywords
author; pipe; smoking; typewriter

Indexer Notes

Page 219.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 42)

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Script
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Pencils
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Inks
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Colors
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
How was I to know? It was dark and he said 'Me Tarzan.'
Genre
humor; jungle; satire-parody
Characters
Tarzan; Jane
Synopsis
Jane makes out with an ape, thinking it's Tarzan.
Keywords
ape; jungle; vine

Indexer Notes

Page 221.

Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 1. ["For outstanding service, beyond the call of duty..."]
  2. 2. ["Hi there!"]
  3. 3. ["When I told you I didn't believe in sex before marriage, I don't remember saying anything that would have given you the impression that I believed in sex AFTER marriage."]
  4. 4. ["Well, Prunella, you might say I was having a private little hoedown of my own."]
  5. 5. ["Nobody is ever going to accuse you of overreacting in bed."]
  6. 6. ["Frank, I don't want to start another argument, but I don't think this is going to put the magic back in our marriage."]
  7. 7. ["What sort of peace did you have in mind, Mr. Smith?"]
    Vargas
  8. 8. Overkill
  9. 9. ["I don't see how Nigeria and Biafra got into all this trouble without our help."]
  10. 10. ["Here come de sludge!"]
  11. 11. ["It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there."]
  12. 12. ["So there's Barbarella chained to a rock on the third moon of Jupiter. Now in the next picture, giant worms from ..."]
  13. 13. ["I saw you on television, you brute—everybody else is cracking heads and you're grabbing them by the ass."]
  14. 14. ["Darling ... will you .. please slip into something more comfortable?"]
  15. 15. ["I'm a gluteus maximus man."]
  16. 16. ["You know, if you weren't black and if I weren't liberal, I might resent your tone."]
  17. 17. ["Let's show the Pope where we stand! Let's get out there and get pregnant!"]
  18. 18. ["Tell me I'm wrong, Newton—tell me you're not just using me!"]
  19. 19. [Obscene Gesture from Baby]
  20. 20. ["You, sir! You look like a man with a neurotic need to give ..."]
  21. 21. [Heavy Medallion]
  22. 22. ["It has been proposed and seconded that we adjourn this meeting and go rape a whale."]
  23. 23. ["Making love is all very well, but does it stimulate the old economy?"]
  24. 24. ["Bad news, Miss Perry, my wife refuses to give me a divorce."]
  25. 25. ["What in hell gives you the idea that hard-nosed English theatergoers will spend good money to see a play about two Italian teenagers?"]
  26. 26. ["Now there's an exhibitionist's exhibitionist!"]
  27. 27. ["But Gladys, the judge promised that the children could spend their vacation with ME."]
  28. 28. ["Well, to tell you the truth, I just got out of a sickbed ..."]
  29. 29. ["Trial marriages are too binding. What I had in mind was a TRIAL trial marriage."]
  30. 30. ["You, there, no, no, HIM—the guy with the pink housecoat and the net stockings, yeah, you—do you want to press charges against this Peeping Tom?"]
  31. 31. ["This is a new generation of sloths!"]
  32. 32. Haute Couture
  33. 33. ["Two consenting partners or not, get them out of there!!"]
  34. 34. ["I'm just doing my thing."]
  35. 35. ["There, but for the grace of God ... go I."]
  36. 36. ["We demand a bigger voice in the running of the Army, sir."]
  37. 37. ["Now to test your reflexes."]
  38. 38. [Distillery Founder]
  39. 39. ["You're fortunate to grow up in these exciting times—the breakup of the atom, the breakthrough of space exploration, the breakdown of morals ..."]
  40. 40. ["I suppose this will cancel our research grant!"]
  41. 41. ["How's this for a switch? Boy meets girl; boy loses girl; boy lives happily ever after."]
  42. 42. ["How was I to know? It was dark and he said 'Me Tarzan.'"]
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  • Luther Weaver
  • Steven Samuels