Playboy
#v16#4
(April 1969)
Playboy,
1953 Series
- Volume
- 16
- Price
- 1.00 USD
- Pages
- 270
- Indicia Frequency
- monthly
- Indicia / Colophon Publisher
- HMH Publishing Co. Inc.
- Editing
- Hugh M. Hefner (editor, publisher); A. C. Spectorsky (associate publisher, editorial director)
Issue Notes
Profile of caricaturist David Levine (text and photo) on Page 170.
The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.
Keynote
cartoon / 0.1 page
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Hazel
- Synopsis
- Hazel is sitting in a doctor's waiting room, looking at the fold-out of a Playboy magazine.
- Keywords
- fold-out
Indexer Notes
Page 24. Original cartoon by Ted Key to go with his letter in the "Dear Playboy" column commenting on a P. G. Wodehouse story in a previous issue.
Keep Your Cool
cartoon / 0.1 page
- Script
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
- Pencils
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
- Inks
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A boy is sitting in a lion's mouth, reading the Cliff's Notes version of Moby Dick.
- Keywords
- lion
Indexer Notes
Page 62. Cartoon illustrating an ad for Cliff's Notes.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Dink Siegel (signed)
- Pencils
- Dink Siegel (signed)
- Inks
- Dink Siegel (signed)
- Colors
- Dink Siegel (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I want to thank you for a lovely evening, but first I'd better check the bedroom to see if my roommate is still thanking HER date.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A young woman brings her date back to her apartment.
- Keywords
- cat
Indexer Notes
Page 99.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Pencils
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Inks
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Colors
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- There's that terrific arrangement I was telling you about.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- At a night club, members of a jazz band comment on the beautiful woman walking in with a wealthy old man.
- Keywords
- double-bass; jazz; night club; piano; saxophone; trombone; trumpet
Indexer Notes
Page 105.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Pencils
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Inks
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Colors
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- If this wasn't the Renaissance, Giovanni, you'd be just another dirty old man.
- Genre
- humor; historical
- Synopsis
- A Renaissance painter's nude model comments on his craft.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- nude; painting; Renaissance
Indexer Notes
Page 119.
[no title indexed]
Vargas / cartoon / 2 pages
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Inks
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Colors
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Mr. Wilson, I think you've discovered a delightful way to bridge the generation gap.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A mostly-nude girl with fringed boots and vest and a headband with a feather.
- Keywords
- counterculture; generation gap; martini
Indexer Notes
Pages 124-125. Two-page pin-up.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Pencils
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Inks
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Colors
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Please, Mr. McTavish! You don't have to tell all New York!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man celebrates a conquest by playing the bagpipes.
- Keywords
- bagpipes; New York
Indexer Notes
Page 137.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Pencils
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Inks
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Colors
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I think you would be well advised to locate the new delphinium bed elsewhere, Hobbs.
- Genre
- humor; horror-suspense
- Synopsis
- The elderly owner of a house advises her gardener to dig elsewhere when he uncovers a skeleton.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- gardening; skeleton
Indexer Notes
Page 151.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Pencils
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Inks
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Colors
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- The Old West may be dead, but not some of you old Westerners.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman at a dude ranch has a romantic interlude with an older cowboy in a hayloft.
- Keywords
- dude ranch; hayloft; straw bales; tobacco pouch
Indexer Notes
Page 162.
[Sheer Pleasure]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Colors
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman in a dress that is sheer to the waist sees another woman in the same dress, but it is sheer much past the waist.
- Keywords
- dress
Indexer Notes
Page 169. A pantomime cartoon.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Ron Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
- Pencils
- Ron Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
- Inks
- Ron Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
- Colors
- Ron Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You expect more from Standard—and you get it!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- While a service station attendance cleans the windshield a nude woman joins a man in the front seat of his convertible.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- convertible; gas; service station
Indexer Notes
Page 178. "You expect more from Standard—and you get it" was a tagline for commercials for Standard Oil service stations.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- Script
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Inks
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- No one denies that he had the right to hold dissident views. On the other hand, it was a drag having him around.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- In an apparent Eastern European country, a general talks to a bystander after a firing squad has shot a dissident.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- dissident; firing squad; general; rifles
Indexer Notes
Page 182.
[No Smoking at Draft Board]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
- Pencils
- Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
- Inks
- Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two young men are registering at the Draft Board office. A sign on the wall warns "No Smoking. Violators subject to reclassification."
- Keywords
- Draft Board; smoking
Indexer Notes
Page 184.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Pencils
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Inks
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Colors
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- It was awfully nice making your acqaintance!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A girl in the brothel helps a customer with his coat.
- Keywords
- brothel; madam
Indexer Notes
Page 187. Part of "Brothel" series.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- Script
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Inks
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Then there was another little oddity that caught our eye. You claim to have two wives, both over sixty-five and blind.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An auditor in an Internal Revenue office finds some problems with a man's income tax return.
- Keywords
- income tax; Internal revenue service; IRS; tax fraud
Indexer Notes
Page 189.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
- Inks
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I wanted to buy a filthy, shocking button to flout the hypocritical values of our degenerate society, but the salesclerk was a lady.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A college boy goes into a "head shop" to buy a shocking button, but is too shy to buy one from a woman.
- Keywords
- button; head shop
Indexer Notes
Page 192.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- Script
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Pencils
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Inks
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- In one easy operation, you dial the correct postage and print your crackpot slogan directly on the envelope.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man tries to sell a postage meter to the editor of a far right-wing newsletter.
- Keywords
- newsletter; postage meter; right-wing
Indexer Notes
Page 194.
[Bags to Mortuary]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
- Pencils
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
- Inks
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A delivery man brings a load of "handy-bags" to a mortuary.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- mortuary; plastic bags
Indexer Notes
Page 197. A pantomime cartoon.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Newcomers are always so surprised when they find that the suburbs really swing.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Nude couples sit on the floor of the living room of a suburban house.
- Keywords
- wife-swapping
Indexer Notes
Page 198
Daughter's First Date
comic story / 1 page
- Script
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Pencils
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Inks
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Colors
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Parents let their imaginations run wild when a perfectly respectable young man comes to go on a date with their daughter.
- Keywords
- date; imagination
Indexer Notes
Page 203. Six-panel pantomime story.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Golly! Decisions, decisions!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two girls are standing on a pier. On one side are two handsome young men in a small motorboat. On the other side is an extravagant yacht with two old, but wealthy men.
- Keywords
- motorboat; pier; yacht
Indexer Notes
Page 206.
[Missing Person]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Charles E. Martin [ C.E.M.] (signed)
- Pencils
- Charles E. Martin [ C.E.M.] (signed)
- Inks
- Charles E. Martin [ C.E.M.] (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A human pyramid reports to the Missing Persons Bureau when one of the acrobats is missing.
- Keywords
- acrobats; Missing Persons Bureau
Indexer Notes
Page 208. A pantomime cartoon.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Inks
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Colors
- Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You're not serious, I hope.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A peacock puts on a display of a huge tail fan.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- peacock
Indexer Notes
Page 210.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.4 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Last night Jerome said he loved me and he wasn't on pills or ANYTHING!!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two young women exit a cafe and one talks about her boyfriend.
- Keywords
- counterculture; drugs
Indexer Notes
Page 212. Artist signature is not legible.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- George, just because I LOOK like a prostitute, DRESS like a prostitute, and TALK like a prostitute doesn't mean I can make LOVE like a prostitute.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman doesn't live up to a man's expectations in bed.
- Keywords
- prostitute
Indexer Notes
Page 215.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
- Inks
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- We should have barricaded ourselves in the cafeteria instead of the administration building! I'm starved!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- After taking over a college administration building, the demonstrators are hungry.
- Keywords
- college; demonstration; hunger; protests
Indexer Notes
Page 219.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Pencils
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Inks
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Boy, for the Now Generation, you're sure full of a lot of 'Not nows.'
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A boy's girlfriend is a tease.
- Keywords
- counterculture; slang
Indexer Notes
Page 220.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Pencils
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Inks
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Colors
- Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- If this is the way I become a star, how did YOU become a star?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman in bed in a villa overlooking the ocean asks her movie star bed partner a question.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- casting couch; cigarette; smoking
Indexer Notes
Page 223.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Inks
- Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Of course I'll marry you, Harold ... I thought you'd never ask.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman with a toddler, a babe in arms, and a baby carriage decides to accept the (apparent) father's marriage proposal.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- baby carriage; illegitimate children; marriage proposal
Indexer Notes
Page 226.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Pencils
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Inks
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Colors
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- First, mademoiselle, I'd like to say there's been a lot of loose talk about 'American know-how' ...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An American tourist is a bit apprehensive about going to bed with a Parisian woman.
- Keywords
- Eiffel Tower; France; Paris
Indexer Notes
Page 231. Eiffel Tower in view through the window.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.2 page
- Script
- Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
- Pencils
- Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
- Inks
- Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Please be careful today, Harcourt. The 'I Ching' says 'The dragon's tail will whip the surging winds.'
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An executive's wife gives him his day's fortune as he leaves the mansion to get in his limousine.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- chauffeur; fortune; I Ching; limousine; mansion
Indexer Notes
Page 232.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- It's all right ... we're married!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A waiter looks askance at a woman who is on her knees under a table, but the man assures him they are married.
- Keywords
- restaurant
Indexer Notes
Page 233.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.2 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- There's a vibration at Mach two that's curdling all of our table wines.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A pilot and stewardess go to a plane designer with a complaint.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- airliner; pilot; stewardess; wine
Indexer Notes
Page 236.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.2 page
- Script
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Pencils
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Inks
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Colors
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (graytones)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Gold? Right now, I'd be happy if I could just find my donkey.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two prospectors meet. One is more anxious to find his donkey than to find gold.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- donkey; gold; prospector
Indexer Notes
Page 238.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Pencils
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Inks
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Colors
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- No, no, don't get up; just make yourself at home.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Parents come home early to find their daughter and her date making out on the couch.
- Keywords
- couch; parents
Indexer Notes
Page 241.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- That's the toughest hazard on the course, and that's her husband with her.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two men in a golf cart talk about an attractive blonde.
- Keywords
- golf cart; golf course
Indexer Notes
Page 244.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 1 page
- Script
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Pencils
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Inks
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Colors
- Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Do I believe in Original Sin? It depends—how original do you want to be?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man making small talk on a couch at a party, gets a suggestive answer from the attractive blonde sitting with him.
- Reprints
-
in The Playboy Cartoon Album (Playboy Press, 1963 series) #5 (1972) [black and white]
-
- Keywords
- cocktails; couch; party
Indexer Notes
Page 249.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Phil, I'd like you to meet Brian. Brian will be posing for the picture on the jacket of your new novel.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A publisher decides a writer needs a stand-in on the jacket of his novel, someone with a rugged look, tweed jacket, and smoking a pipe.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- novelist; pipe; smoking
Indexer Notes
Page 252.
[Never Too Far from the Narcs]
comic story / 1 page
- Script
- Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
- Pencils
- Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
- Inks
- Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
- Colors
- Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man stranded on a desert island finds that the foliage is (apparently) marijuana. As he gets ready to light up, a raft with a policeman washes up on the island.
- Keywords
- desert island; marijuana; policeman
Indexer Notes
Page 257. A nine-panel pantomime story.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
- Pencils
- Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
- Inks
- Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I'd refuse to pay that portion of my taxes that goes to pay for war, too, but, unfortunately, I'm one of those millionaires who manage not to pay ANY income tax.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two men make small talk at a party.
- Keywords
- cocktails; income tax
Indexer Notes
Page 259.
[Annie the Actress]
Little Annie Fanny / comic story / 4 pages
- Script
- Harvey Kurtzman
- Pencils
- Will Elder (painting)
- Inks
- Will Elder (painting)
- Colors
- Will Elder (painting); Larry Siegel (assistant)
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Annie Fanny; Richard Luster [Richard Lester spoof]; Solly Brass
- Synopsis
- Spoof of film sex scenes.
- Reprints
- in Playboy's Little Annie Fanny (Playboy Press, 1972 series) (1972)
-
in Comic Forum (Comicothek, 1979 series) #24 (August 1984) - in Playboy's Little Annie Fanny (Dark Horse, 2000 series) #1 (November 2000)
-
- Keywords
- adult; boots; cantaloupes; kissing; medallion; movie-making; Nehru jacket; Oscar statue; sex scenes; whips
Indexer Notes
Pages 262-265. Credits read "by Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder with Larry Siegel." Title from Kurtzman's records.
Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
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1.
Keynote
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2.
Keep Your Cool
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3.
["I want to thank you for a lovely evening, but first I'd better check the bedroom to see if my roommate is still thanking HER date."]
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4.
["There's that terrific arrangement I was telling you about."]
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5.
["If this wasn't the Renaissance, Giovanni, you'd be just another dirty old man."]
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6.
["Mr. Wilson, I think you've discovered a delightful way to bridge the generation gap."]
Vargas -
7.
["Please, Mr. McTavish! You don't have to tell all New York!"]
-
8.
["I think you would be well advised to locate the new delphinium bed elsewhere, Hobbs."]
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9.
["The Old West may be dead, but not some of you old Westerners."]
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10.
[Sheer Pleasure]
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11.
["You expect more from Standard—and you get it!"]
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12.
["No one denies that he had the right to hold dissident views. On the other hand, it was a drag having him around."]
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13.
[No Smoking at Draft Board]
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14.
["It was awfully nice making your acqaintance!"]
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15.
["Then there was another little oddity that caught our eye. You claim to have two wives, both over sixty-five and blind."]
-
16.
["I wanted to buy a filthy, shocking button to flout the hypocritical values of our degenerate society, but the salesclerk was a lady."]
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17.
["In one easy operation, you dial the correct postage and print your crackpot slogan directly on the envelope."]
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18.
[Bags to Mortuary]
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19.
["Newcomers are always so surprised when they find that the suburbs really swing."]
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20.
Daughter's First Date
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21.
["Golly! Decisions, decisions!"]
-
22.
[Missing Person]
-
23.
["You're not serious, I hope."]
-
24.
["Last night Jerome said he loved me and he wasn't on pills or ANYTHING!!"]
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25.
["George, just because I LOOK like a prostitute, DRESS like a prostitute, and TALK like a prostitute doesn't mean I can make LOVE like a prostitute."]
-
26.
["We should have barricaded ourselves in the cafeteria instead of the administration building! I'm starved!"]
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27.
["Boy, for the Now Generation, you're sure full of a lot of 'Not nows.'"]
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28.
["If this is the way I become a star, how did YOU become a star?"]
-
29.
["Of course I'll marry you, Harold ... I thought you'd never ask."]
-
30.
["First, mademoiselle, I'd like to say there's been a lot of loose talk about 'American know-how' ..."]
-
31.
["Please be careful today, Harcourt. The 'I Ching' says 'The dragon's tail will whip the surging winds.'"]
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32.
["It's all right ... we're married!"]
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33.
["There's a vibration at Mach two that's curdling all of our table wines."]
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["Gold? Right now, I'd be happy if I could just find my donkey."]
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["No, no, don't get up; just make yourself at home."]
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["That's the toughest hazard on the course, and that's her husband with her."]
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["Do I believe in Original Sin? It depends—how original do you want to be?"]
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["Phil, I'd like you to meet Brian. Brian will be posing for the picture on the jacket of your new novel."]
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[Never Too Far from the Narcs]
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["I'd refuse to pay that portion of my taxes that goes to pay for war, too, but, unfortunately, I'm one of those millionaires who manage not to pay ANY income tax."]
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[Annie the Actress]
Little Annie Fanny
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