Playboy #v16#4
(April 1969)

Playboy, 1953 Series
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Volume
16
Price
1.00 USD
Pages
270
Indicia Frequency
monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
HMH Publishing Co., Inc.
Editing
Hugh M. Hefner (editor, publisher); A. C. Spectorsky (associate publisher, editorial director)

Issue Notes

Profile of caricaturist David Levine (text and photo) on Page 170.

The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.

Keynote (Table of Contents: 1)

cartoon / 0.1 page (report information)

Script
Ted Key (signed)
Pencils
Ted Key (signed)
Inks
Ted Key (signed)

Genre
humor
Characters
Hazel
Synopsis
Hazel is sitting in a doctor's waiting room, looking at the fold-out of a Playboy magazine.
Keywords
fold-out

Indexer Notes

Page 24. Original cartoon by Ted Key to go with his letter in the "Dear Playboy" column commenting on a P. G. Wodehouse story in a previous issue.

Keep Your Cool (Table of Contents: 2)

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Script
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Pencils
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Inks
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A boy is sitting in a lion's mouth, reading the Cliff's Notes version of Moby Dick.
Keywords
lion

Indexer Notes

Page 62. Cartoon illustrating an ad for Cliff's Notes.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dink Siegel (signed)
Pencils
Dink Siegel (signed)
Inks
Dink Siegel (signed)
Colors
Dink Siegel (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I want to thank you for a lovely evening, but first I'd better check the bedroom to see if my roommate is still thanking HER date.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A young woman brings her date back to her apartment.
Keywords
cat

Indexer Notes

Page 99.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Pencils
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Inks
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Colors
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
There's that terrific arrangement I was telling you about.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
At a night club, members of a jazz band comment on the beautiful woman walking in with a wealthy old man.
Keywords
double-bass; jazz; night club; piano; saxophone; trombone; trumpet

Indexer Notes

Page 105.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Colors
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
If this wasn't the Renaissance, Giovanni, you'd be just another dirty old man.
Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
A Renaissance painter's nude model comments on his craft.
Reprints
Keywords
nude; painting; Renaissance

Indexer Notes

Page 119.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

Vargas / cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Inks
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Colors
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Mr. Wilson, I think you've discovered a delightful way to bridge the generation gap.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A mostly-nude girl with fringed boots and vest and a headband with a feather.
Keywords
counterculture; generation gap; martini

Indexer Notes

Pages 124-125. Two-page pin-up.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Pencils
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Inks
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Colors
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Please, Mr. McTavish! You don't have to tell all New York!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man celebrates a conquest by playing the bagpipes.
Keywords
bagpipes; New York

Indexer Notes

Page 137.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

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Script
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Inks
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Colors
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I think you would be well advised to locate the new delphinium bed elsewhere, Hobbs.
Genre
humor; horror-suspense
Synopsis
The elderly owner of a house advises her gardener to dig elsewhere when he uncovers a skeleton.
Reprints
Keywords
gardening; skeleton

Indexer Notes

Page 151.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

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Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Colors
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
The Old West may be dead, but not some of you old Westerners.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman at a dude ranch has a romantic interlude with an older cowboy in a hayloft.
Keywords
dude ranch; hayloft; straw bales; tobacco pouch

Indexer Notes

Page 162.

[Sheer Pleasure] (Table of Contents: 10)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Colors
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman in a dress that is sheer to the waist sees another woman in the same dress, but it is sheer much past the waist.
Keywords
dress

Indexer Notes

Page 169. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Ron Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Pencils
Ron Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Inks
Ron Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Colors
Ron Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You expect more from Standard—and you get it!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
While a service station attendance cleans the windshield a nude woman joins a man in the front seat of his convertible.
Reprints
Keywords
convertible; gas; service station

Indexer Notes

Page 178. "You expect more from Standard—and you get it" was a tagline for commercials for Standard Oil service stations.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

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Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
No one denies that he had the right to hold dissident views. On the other hand, it was a drag having him around.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
In an apparent Eastern European country, a general talks to a bystander after a firing squad has shot a dissident.
Reprints
Keywords
dissident; firing squad; general; rifles

Indexer Notes

Page 182.

[No Smoking at Draft Board] (Table of Contents: 13)

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Script
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Pencils
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Inks
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two young men are registering at the Draft Board office. A sign on the wall warns "No Smoking. Violators subject to reclassification."
Keywords
Draft Board; smoking

Indexer Notes

Page 184.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

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Script
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Pencils
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Inks
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Colors
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It was awfully nice making your acqaintance!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A girl in the brothel helps a customer with his coat.
Keywords
brothel; madam

Indexer Notes

Page 187. Part of "Brothel" series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Then there was another little oddity that caught our eye. You claim to have two wives, both over sixty-five and blind.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An auditor in an Internal Revenue office finds some problems with a man's income tax return.
Keywords
income tax; Internal revenue service; IRS; tax fraud

Indexer Notes

Page 189.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

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Script
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
Pencils
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
Inks
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I wanted to buy a filthy, shocking button to flout the hypocritical values of our degenerate society, but the salesclerk was a lady.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A college boy goes into a "head shop" to buy a shocking button, but is too shy to buy one from a woman.
Keywords
button; head shop

Indexer Notes

Page 192.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Donald Reilly (signed)
Pencils
Donald Reilly (signed)
Inks
Donald Reilly (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
In one easy operation, you dial the correct postage and print your crackpot slogan directly on the envelope.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man tries to sell a postage meter to the editor of a far right-wing newsletter.
Keywords
newsletter; postage meter; right-wing

Indexer Notes

Page 194.

[Bags to Mortuary] (Table of Contents: 18)

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Script
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Pencils
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Inks
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A delivery man brings a load of "handy-bags" to a mortuary.
Reprints
Keywords
mortuary; plastic bags

Indexer Notes

Page 197. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Newcomers are always so surprised when they find that the suburbs really swing.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Nude couples sit on the floor of the living room of a suburban house.
Keywords
wife-swapping

Indexer Notes

Page 198

Daughter's First Date (Table of Contents: 20)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Colors
John Dempsey (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Parents let their imaginations run wild when a perfectly respectable young man comes to go on a date with their daughter.
Keywords
date; imagination

Indexer Notes

Page 203. Six-panel pantomime story.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

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Script
Marty Murphy (signed)
Pencils
Marty Murphy (signed)
Inks
Marty Murphy (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Golly! Decisions, decisions!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two girls are standing on a pier. On one side are two handsome young men in a small motorboat. On the other side is an extravagant yacht with two old, but wealthy men.
Keywords
motorboat; pier; yacht

Indexer Notes

Page 206.

[Missing Person] (Table of Contents: 22)

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Script
Charles E. Martin [ C.E.M.] (signed)
Pencils
Charles E. Martin [ C.E.M.] (signed)
Inks
Charles E. Martin [ C.E.M.] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A human pyramid reports to the Missing Persons Bureau when one of the acrobats is missing.
Keywords
acrobats; Missing Persons Bureau

Indexer Notes

Page 208. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

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Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Colors
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You're not serious, I hope.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A peacock puts on a display of a huge tail fan.
Reprints
Keywords
peacock

Indexer Notes

Page 210.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Last night Jerome said he loved me and he wasn't on pills or ANYTHING!!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two young women exit a cafe and one talks about her boyfriend.
Keywords
counterculture; drugs

Indexer Notes

Page 212. Artist signature is not legible.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
George, just because I LOOK like a prostitute, DRESS like a prostitute, and TALK like a prostitute doesn't mean I can make LOVE like a prostitute.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman doesn't live up to a man's expectations in bed.
Keywords
prostitute

Indexer Notes

Page 215.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

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Script
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
Pencils
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
Inks
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
We should have barricaded ourselves in the cafeteria instead of the administration building! I'm starved!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
After taking over a college administration building, the demonstrators are hungry.
Keywords
college; demonstration; hunger; protests

Indexer Notes

Page 219.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

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Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Boy, for the Now Generation, you're sure full of a lot of 'Not nows.'
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A boy's girlfriend is a tease.
Keywords
counterculture; slang

Indexer Notes

Page 220.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Pencils
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Inks
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Colors
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
If this is the way I become a star, how did YOU become a star?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman in bed in a villa overlooking the ocean asks her movie star bed partner a question.
Reprints
Keywords
casting couch; cigarette; smoking

Indexer Notes

Page 223.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

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Script
Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
Pencils
Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
Inks
Bill Hoest [as Hoest] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Of course I'll marry you, Harold ... I thought you'd never ask.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman with a toddler, a babe in arms, and a baby carriage decides to accept the (apparent) father's marriage proposal.
Reprints
Keywords
baby carriage; illegitimate children; marriage proposal

Indexer Notes

Page 226.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Colors
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
First, mademoiselle, I'd like to say there's been a lot of loose talk about 'American know-how' ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An American tourist is a bit apprehensive about going to bed with a Parisian woman.
Keywords
Eiffel Tower; France; Paris

Indexer Notes

Page 231. Eiffel Tower in view through the window.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

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Script
Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
Pencils
Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
Inks
Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Please be careful today, Harcourt. The 'I Ching' says 'The dragon's tail will whip the surging winds.'
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An executive's wife gives him his day's fortune as he leaves the mansion to get in his limousine.
Reprints
Keywords
chauffeur; fortune; I Ching; limousine; mansion

Indexer Notes

Page 232.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

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Script
Bill Lee (signed)
Pencils
Bill Lee (signed)
Inks
Bill Lee (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's all right ... we're married!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A waiter looks askance at a woman who is on her knees under a table, but the man assures him they are married.
Keywords
restaurant

Indexer Notes

Page 233.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

cartoon / 0.2 page (report information)

Script
Al Kaufman (signed)
Pencils
Al Kaufman (signed)
Inks
Al Kaufman (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
There's a vibration at Mach two that's curdling all of our table wines.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A pilot and stewardess go to a plane designer with a complaint.
Reprints
Keywords
airliner; pilot; stewardess; wine

Indexer Notes

Page 236.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

cartoon / 0.2 page (report information)

Script
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Pencils
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Inks
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Colors
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (graytones)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Gold? Right now, I'd be happy if I could just find my donkey.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two prospectors meet. One is more anxious to find his donkey than to find gold.
Reprints
Keywords
donkey; gold; prospector

Indexer Notes

Page 238.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Colors
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
No, no, don't get up; just make yourself at home.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Parents come home early to find their daughter and her date making out on the couch.
Keywords
couch; parents

Indexer Notes

Page 241.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Ron Ault (signed)
Pencils
Ron Ault (signed)
Inks
Ron Ault (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
That's the toughest hazard on the course, and that's her husband with her.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two men in a golf cart talk about an attractive blonde.
Keywords
golf cart; golf course

Indexer Notes

Page 244.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Pencils
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Inks
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Colors
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Do I believe in Original Sin? It depends—how original do you want to be?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man making small talk on a couch at a party, gets a suggestive answer from the attractive blonde sitting with him.
Reprints
Keywords
cocktails; couch; party

Indexer Notes

Page 249.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Inks
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Phil, I'd like you to meet Brian. Brian will be posing for the picture on the jacket of your new novel.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A publisher decides a writer needs a stand-in on the jacket of his novel, someone with a rugged look, tweed jacket, and smoking a pipe.
Reprints
Keywords
novelist; pipe; smoking

Indexer Notes

Page 252.

[Never Too Far from the Narcs] (Table of Contents: 39)

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Script
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Pencils
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Inks
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Colors
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man stranded on a desert island finds that the foliage is (apparently) marijuana. As he gets ready to light up, a raft with a policeman washes up on the island.
Keywords
desert island; marijuana; policeman

Indexer Notes

Page 257. A nine-panel pantomime story.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
Pencils
Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
Inks
Dana Fradon [as D. Fradon] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'd refuse to pay that portion of my taxes that goes to pay for war, too, but, unfortunately, I'm one of those millionaires who manage not to pay ANY income tax.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two men make small talk at a party.
Keywords
cocktails; income tax

Indexer Notes

Page 259.

[Annie the Actress] (Table of Contents: 41)

Little Annie Fanny / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Harvey Kurtzman
Pencils
Will Elder (painting)
Inks
Will Elder (painting)
Colors
Will Elder (painting); Larry Siegel (assistant)
Letters
?

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Annie Fanny; Richard Luster [Richard Lester spoof]; Solly Brass
Synopsis
Spoof of film sex scenes.
Reprints
Keywords
adult; boots; cantaloupes; kissing; medallion; movie-making; Nehru jacket; Oscar statue; sex scenes; whips

Indexer Notes

Pages 262-265. Credits read "by Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder with Larry Siegel." Title from Kurtzman's records.

Editing
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Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 1. Keynote
  2. 2. Keep Your Cool
  3. 3. ["I want to thank you for a lovely evening, but first I'd better check the bedroom to see if my roommate is still thanking HER date."]
  4. 4. ["There's that terrific arrangement I was telling you about."]
  5. 5. ["If this wasn't the Renaissance, Giovanni, you'd be just another dirty old man."]
  6. 6. ["Mr. Wilson, I think you've discovered a delightful way to bridge the generation gap."]
    Vargas
  7. 7. ["Please, Mr. McTavish! You don't have to tell all New York!"]
  8. 8. ["I think you would be well advised to locate the new delphinium bed elsewhere, Hobbs."]
  9. 9. ["The Old West may be dead, but not some of you old Westerners."]
  10. 10. [Sheer Pleasure]
  11. 11. ["You expect more from Standard—and you get it!"]
  12. 12. ["No one denies that he had the right to hold dissident views. On the other hand, it was a drag having him around."]
  13. 13. [No Smoking at Draft Board]
  14. 14. ["It was awfully nice making your acqaintance!"]
  15. 15. ["Then there was another little oddity that caught our eye. You claim to have two wives, both over sixty-five and blind."]
  16. 16. ["I wanted to buy a filthy, shocking button to flout the hypocritical values of our degenerate society, but the salesclerk was a lady."]
  17. 17. ["In one easy operation, you dial the correct postage and print your crackpot slogan directly on the envelope."]
  18. 18. [Bags to Mortuary]
  19. 19. ["Newcomers are always so surprised when they find that the suburbs really swing."]
  20. 20. Daughter's First Date
  21. 21. ["Golly! Decisions, decisions!"]
  22. 22. [Missing Person]
  23. 23. ["You're not serious, I hope."]
  24. 24. ["Last night Jerome said he loved me and he wasn't on pills or ANYTHING!!"]
  25. 25. ["George, just because I LOOK like a prostitute, DRESS like a prostitute, and TALK like a prostitute doesn't mean I can make LOVE like a prostitute."]
  26. 26. ["We should have barricaded ourselves in the cafeteria instead of the administration building! I'm starved!"]
  27. 27. ["Boy, for the Now Generation, you're sure full of a lot of 'Not nows.'"]
  28. 28. ["If this is the way I become a star, how did YOU become a star?"]
  29. 29. ["Of course I'll marry you, Harold ... I thought you'd never ask."]
  30. 30. ["First, mademoiselle, I'd like to say there's been a lot of loose talk about 'American know-how' ..."]
  31. 31. ["Please be careful today, Harcourt. The 'I Ching' says 'The dragon's tail will whip the surging winds.'"]
  32. 32. ["It's all right ... we're married!"]
  33. 33. ["There's a vibration at Mach two that's curdling all of our table wines."]
  34. 34. ["Gold? Right now, I'd be happy if I could just find my donkey."]
  35. 35. ["No, no, don't get up; just make yourself at home."]
  36. 36. ["That's the toughest hazard on the course, and that's her husband with her."]
  37. 37. ["Do I believe in Original Sin? It depends—how original do you want to be?"]
  38. 38. ["Phil, I'd like you to meet Brian. Brian will be posing for the picture on the jacket of your new novel."]
  39. 39. [Never Too Far from the Narcs]
  40. 40. ["I'd refuse to pay that portion of my taxes that goes to pay for war, too, but, unfortunately, I'm one of those millionaires who manage not to pay ANY income tax."]
  41. 41. [Annie the Actress]
    Little Annie Fanny
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