- Script
- Carl Barks
- Pencils
- Carl Barks
- Inks
- Carl Barks
- Colors
- Western Publishing Production Shop
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Why don't you buy a paper, cheapskate!?
- Genre
- anthropomorphic-funny animals; humor
- Characters
- Uncle Scrooge
- Synopsis
- Scrooge finds a way to read a newspaper without paying for it.
- Reprints
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