- Script
- Mary Trainor (credited)
- Pencils
- Phil Ortiz (credited)
- Inks
- Mike DeCarlo (credited)
- Colors
- Art Villanueva (credited)
- Letters
- Karen Bates (credited)
- Editing
- Bill Morrison (credited)
- Genre
- humour; domestic
- Characters
- Homer Simpson; Marge Simpson; Bart Simpson; Lisa Simpson; Maggie Simpson; Kent Brockman; Flashback characters: Victoria Burns Vanderbilt Dupont Bush Rockefeller Smythe Pitt; Barney Gumble; Mod Squad (cameo); Charles Montgomery Burns [Mr. Burns]; Waylon Smithers; Disco Stu; Archie Andrews (cameo); John Frink; Gloria Gaynor (cameo); Rocky and Bullwinkle (cameo); Selma Bouvier; Patty Bouvier; Artie Ziff; Santa's Little Helper
- Synopsis
- Homer tells the kids how he failed at secretly double-dating both Marge and Victoria Burns when he was a high school student.
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