Mr. Burns [Charles Montgomery Burns]; Waylon Smithers; Homer Simpson; Marge Simpson; Bart Simpson; Lisa Simpson; Maggie Simpson; Artie Ziff; Rich Texan; Oprah Winfrey; George Lucas; Milhouse Van Houten; Sheik Ben Ali Aballah; Gil; Aristotle Amadopolis; Chief Wiggum; Officer Lou; Officer Eddie; Martha Stewart; Martin Prince; Wendell; VILLAINS: Mr. Burns (pretender); Hank Scorpio; Kim Jung; Sgt. Schultz; Satan; Tupac Shakur