Mad #481 [Cover #2]

EC, 1952 Series
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Pages
56
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Indicia / Colophon Publisher
E.C. Publications Inc.
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Editing
John Ficarra (credited) (editor)

Issue Notes

This issue is a variant of Mad (EC, 1952 series) #481.

We Choke the Simpsons Movie! (Table of Contents)

cover / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
Jack Syracuse
Inks
Jack Syracuse
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

The Ultimate Experience (Table of Contents: 1) (Expand) /

Comic Collector Live.com / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Departments (Table of Contents: 2)

table of contents / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
various
Inks
various
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Characters
Alfred E. Neuman; Brian Durniak; Jonathan Bresman; Patty Dwyer; Ryan Flanders; Dick DeBartolo; Dave Croatto; Amy Vozeolas; John Ficarra; Joe Raiola; Charlie Kadau; Nadia Simon; Doug Thomson; Tom Silvestro; Greg Leitman; Lenny Brenner; Sam Viviano

Indexer Notes

Characters are the MAD staff as Simpsons cartoon avatars, produced by Simpsonsmovie.com. The feature "The Devil Wears Nada Department" is phony and does not actually appear in the issue.

Random Samplings of Reader Mail (Table of Contents: 3)

Letters and Tomatoes Department [Letters and Tomatoes Dept.] / letters page / 2 pages (report information)

Script
John Ficarra; Darren Rodstrom; Chris Swisher; Will Swisher
Pencils
Darren Rodstrom (photo); Will Swisher (photo); ? (photo)
Inks
Darren Rodstrom (photo); Will Swisher (photo); ? (photo)
Colors
Darren Rodstrom (photo); Will Swisher (photo); ? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Alfred E. Neuman; Caleb Rodstrom; George Lucas; Chris Swisher; Paul Levitz; Marty Markowitz; Irving Burgie; Robert Catell; Scot Medbury; jon Bresman; Brian Durniak; Amy Vozeolas; Dave Croatto; Dick DeBartolo; Dennis Wunderlin; Greg Leitman; Charlie Kadau; Joe Raiola; Cathy Gaines Mifsud
Synopsis
Letters, photos and fan art. Includes photos and writeup on the occasion of William M. Gaines's posthumous receipt of a plaque on the Brooklyn Botanic Garden's Celebrity Path.

How Do You Sound? / Buy Mead. Get Rewarded. / What've You Got Inside? (Table of Contents: 4) (Expand) /

MeadWestvaco Corporation / advertisement / 2.33 pages (report information)

On Sale Now! (Table of Contents: 5) (Expand) /

The MAD War On Bush / promo (ad from the publisher) / 0.34 page (report information)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

credits, title page / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
non-fiction

The Shadow You Cast Is the Shadow They Fear (Table of Contents: 7) (Expand) /

Blue Dragon / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

The Fundalini Pages (Table of Contents: 8)

Random Acts of Mindless Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
various
Pencils
various
Inks
various
Colors
?
Letters
John Caldwell; typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Al Roker; Melvin; Jenkins; Fidel Castro; Vincent Van Gogh; John Edwards
Synopsis
Various short satires of pop culture.

Indexer Notes

Contributors (roles unknown) include: John Caldwell; Dick DeBartolo; Desmond Devlin; Duck Edwing; Felipe Galindo [as Feggo]; Laura Howell; Jeff Kruse; Kevin Pope; Adam Rust; Eric Scott; Jack Syracuse; Rick Tulka

Segments include: Where Your iPhone $$$$ Goes; Duck Droppings; Joke Set-ups in Search of a Punchline; Fundalini Asks "What If...?"; The Godfrey Report; The Fast 5; Melvin & Jenkins; Paint Like the Masters; Castro Comments; Tierra Del Feggo; Meet the ‘08 Presidential Candidates; Other Bad Animal Employment Opportunities; Little Green Army Men Theatre

Sci-Fi Never Looked So Good (Table of Contents: 9) (Expand) /

Flash Gordon; Serenity / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Spider-Sham 3 (Table of Contents: 10)

Webber Without A Cause Dept. / comic story / 6 pages (report information)

Script
Arnie Kogen
Pencils
Hermann Mejia
Inks
Hermann Mejia
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Spider-Sham [Peeper Porker]; Green Gobblygook [Harried]; Blandman; Venema [Eddie Blecch]; MT; Lois Lane (cameo); Clark Kent (cameo); Peeper's aunt; Peeper's boss; Bleak
Synopsis
Spider-Sham battles Blandman and Venema with the Green Gobblygook's help.
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Parody of movie "Spider-Man 3."

The Young Man's Guide to Successful Mall Romance (Table of Contents: 11)

Food Courting Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Jacob Lambert
Pencils
Rich Powell
Inks
Rich Powell
Colors
?
Letters
Rich Powell; typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Things not to do if you're trying to impress a date at the mall.
Reprints

Planet TAD!!!!! (Table of Contents: 12)

In Blog We Trust Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Tim Carvell
Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
? (photo)
Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Shia LaBeouf; Tad; Frank
Synopsis
Story of Tad's experiences mowing lawns as a summer job.

Outtakes from Hillary's Sopranos Spoof (Table of Contents: 13)

A Campaign In The Ass Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photo)
Inks
? (photo)
Colors
? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Hillary Clinton; Bill Clinton
Synopsis
Stills from a Hillary Clinton tv commercial with humorous captions.

Failed Pitches for The New Simpsons Movie (Table of Contents: 14)

Homer Wreckers Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Steve Smallwood
Inks
Steve Smallwood
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Characters
Homer Simpson; Marge Simpson; Bart Simpson; Lisa Simpson; Maggie Simpson; Eddie Murphy; Ned Flanders; Maude Flanders; Comic Book Guy; Krusty the Clown; Barney Gumble; Moe Syszlak; Smithers; Mr. Burns
Synopsis
Ideas for the Simpsons movie from various Hollywood personalities pitching their unique styles.

Indexer Notes

Phony letters from Daisuke Matsui, Macaulay Culkin, Eddie Murphy, Tom Cruise, and Larry Flynt.

Things Shouted Out To Paris Hilton As She Left Prison (Table of Contents: 15)

Jailhouse Mock Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Tom Richmond
Inks
Tom Richmond
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Paris Hilton; Nicholas Kristof
Synopsis
Unlikely questions for Paris regarding prison life.

Tonight We Dine in Hell! (Table of Contents: 16) (Expand) /

300 / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

Joke & Dagger Dept. [Joke and Dagger Dept.]; Spy vs. Spy / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Peter Kuper
Pencils
Peter Kuper
Inks
Peter Kuper
Colors
?

Genre
humor; spy
Characters
Black Spy; White Spy
Synopsis
In the first strip, the White Spy fools the Black Spy with a fake half-buried look-alike of himself at the beach. In the second strip, the Black Spy retaliates for a nail on his chair, using a porcupine.

Indexer Notes

There are 2 strips.

Did You Miss Any of These? (Table of Contents: 18) (Expand) /

MADKids / promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

Monroe and...the Summer Jobs Part 1 (Table of Contents: 19)

Angster's Paradise Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Anthony Barbieri
Pencils
Tom Fowler
Inks
Tom Fowler
Colors
Ryan Flanders
Letters
?

Genre
humor
Characters
Monroe; Monroe's father; Hector; Apache; Mr. Dameshek; Sally June; Sally June's father; Chompers; Mr. August
Synopsis
Monroe gets a summer job delivering newspapers until he shows he can calm down animals.

The MAD Guide for Public Speakers, Volume One: Phrases To Absolutely Avoid When Delivering a Eulogy... (Table of Contents: 20)

Deceased And Desist Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Jeff Kruse
Pencils
Tom Bunk
Inks
Tom Bunk
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Lines that would be offensive and in bad taste at funerals.
Reprints

Season Three...What's Next? (Table of Contents: 21) (Expand) /

NBC; USA Network / advertisement / 2 pages (report information)

A MAD Look At Mixed Martial Arts (Table of Contents: 22)

Serge-In General Dept. [Serge In General Dept.] / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Sergio Aragonés
Pencils
Sergio Aragonés
Inks
Sergio Aragonés
Colors
?

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Things that can go wrong in mixed martial arts contests.
Reprints

There's Only One Way To Get Your Hands on a Nanobot-swarm-cannon...You Gotta Earn It. (Table of Contents: 23) (Expand) /

Alien Syndrome / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Celebrity Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards (Table of Contents: 24)

Manga Mia! Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Michael Arnold
Pencils
Tom Richmond
Inks
Tom Richmond
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Yu-Gi-O'Reilly; Yu-Gi-Oprah; Yu-Gi-Obama; Yu-Gi-O.J.; Yu-Gi-Olsen Twins; Yu-Gi-Osama; Yu-Gi-O'Donnell; Yu-Gi-O'Neal; Yu-Gi-Opie & Anthony
Synopsis
Celebrities as Yu-Gi-Oh! character cards, with their power levels and stats.

The Believability / Unbelievability of Harry Potter (Table of Contents: 25)

Reel To Real Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Barry Liebmann
Pencils
Paul Coker
Inks
Paul Coker
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Dobby; Dumbledore; Harry Potter
Synopsis
Things that are unbelievable about the Harry Potter stories.

Subscribe to MAD Classics...and Own This MAD Classic! (Table of Contents: 26) (Expand) /

MAD Classics / promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

Boo! (Table of Contents: 27)

The Greek Squad Dept. / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Desmond Devlin
Pencils
Mort Drucker (signed)
Inks
Mort Drucker (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Lord Beefjerxes; Cojones; Testes; Treachery; Mentos; Abraham Lincoln (cameo); William Shakespeare (cameo); the hunchback
Synopsis
Major scenes from the movie skewered with goofy dialogue.
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Parody of movie "300."

What the Heck Is the Difference? (Table of Contents: 28)

Observation Dreck Dept. / activity / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Norman Mingo (signed) (painting); ? (changes)
Inks
Norman Mingo (signed) (painting); ? (changes)
Colors
Norman Mingo (signed) (painting); ? (changes)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Alfred E. Neuman
Synopsis
Cover of MAD #106 with a variation to find the differences on.
Reprints

What Do Many Experts Say Is the Greatest Looming Threat To the American Public? (Table of Contents: 29)

Mad Fold-In / activity / 1 page (report information)

Script
Al Jaffee (signed)
Pencils
Al Jaffee (signed)
Inks
Al Jaffee (signed)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Osama Bin Laden; Sanjaya
Synopsis
Answer is: Sanjaya's solo album.

Indexer Notes

Inside back cover.

Drawn-Out Dramas (Table of Contents: 30)

Marginal Thinking Dept. / comic story / 0 pages (report information)

Script
Sergio Aragonés
Pencils
Sergio Aragonés
Inks
Sergio Aragonés

Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

Gags appear on 14 different pages.

The Legion of Doom Never Looked So Good! (Table of Contents: 31) (Expand) /

Justice League / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. We Choke the Simpsons Movie!
  2. 1. The Ultimate Experience
    Comic Collector Live.com
  3. 2. Departments
  4. 3. Random Samplings of Reader Mail
    Letters and Tomatoes Department [Letters and Tomatoes Dept.]
  5. 4. How Do You Sound? / Buy Mead. Get Rewarded. / What've You Got Inside?
    MeadWestvaco Corporation
  6. 5. On Sale Now!
    The MAD War On Bush
  7. 6. [no title indexed]
  8. 7. The Shadow You Cast Is the Shadow They Fear
    Blue Dragon
  9. 8. The Fundalini Pages
    Random Acts of Mindless Dept.
  10. 9. Sci-Fi Never Looked So Good
    Flash Gordon; Serenity
  11. 10. Spider-Sham 3
    Webber Without A Cause Dept.
  12. 11. The Young Man's Guide to Successful Mall Romance
    Food Courting Dept.
  13. 12. Planet TAD!!!!!
    In Blog We Trust Dept.
  14. 13. Outtakes from Hillary's Sopranos Spoof
    A Campaign In The Ass Dept.
  15. 14. Failed Pitches for The New Simpsons Movie
    Homer Wreckers Dept.
  16. 15. Things Shouted Out To Paris Hilton As She Left Prison
    Jailhouse Mock Dept.
  17. 16. Tonight We Dine in Hell!
    300
  18. 17. [no title indexed]
    Joke & Dagger Dept. [Joke and Dagger Dept.]; Spy vs. Spy
  19. 18. Did You Miss Any of These?
    MADKids
  20. 19. Monroe and...the Summer Jobs Part 1
    Angster's Paradise Dept.
  21. 20. The MAD Guide for Public Speakers, Volume One: Phrases To Absolutely Avoid When Delivering a Eulogy...
    Deceased And Desist Dept.
  22. 21. Season Three...What's Next?
    NBC; USA Network
  23. 22. A MAD Look At Mixed Martial Arts
    Serge-In General Dept. [Serge In General Dept.]
  24. 23. There's Only One Way To Get Your Hands on a Nanobot-swarm-cannon...You Gotta Earn It.
    Alien Syndrome
  25. 24. Celebrity Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards
    Manga Mia! Dept.
  26. 25. The Believability / Unbelievability of Harry Potter
    Reel To Real Dept.
  27. 26. Subscribe to MAD Classics...and Own This MAD Classic!
    MAD Classics
  28. 27. Boo!
    The Greek Squad Dept.
  29. 28. What the Heck Is the Difference?
    Observation Dreck Dept.
  30. 29. What Do Many Experts Say Is the Greatest Looming Threat To the American Public?
    Mad Fold-In
  31. 30. Drawn-Out Dramas
    Marginal Thinking Dept.
  32. 31. The Legion of Doom Never Looked So Good!
    Justice League
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  • mcomics
  • Katy Hayhurst
  • Alan Hutchinson