Abby's childhood friend Maureen always gets for herself exactly what Abby has. When they grow up, Maureen goes after Abby's boyfriend Barry, and Abby assumes Maureen will get him too.
Joanne discovers that Mark, a man in her office, pretends to have a date every night though he never does. When others learn the truth, she claims to be his secret date to save him from embarrassment, which eventually leads them to fall in love for real.