Archer; Armstrong; Melissa; Davey; Mary-Maria [Sister Superior]; Sisters of Perpetual Darkness [Sister Britney]; Council of Elders (introduction); Nauka Traveling Circus (introduction); Boris the Strong (introduction); Demitri (introduction); Helga the Horse Dancer; Ivan the Talking Bear (introduction); Leopold the Lion Whisperer (introduction); Ringmaster (introduction); Scientists of the Revolution [Crack Brigade of the World Proletariat] (Mad scientists); Svetlana the Contortionist (introduction); Tatiana (introduction); The Comical Clowns of Chernyakhovski; The Flying Gorkys