Omni #v5#12
(September 1983)

Penthouse, 1978 Series
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Volume
5
Price
2.50 USD
Pages
196
Indicia Frequency
monthly
On-sale Date
1983
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
Omni Publications International, Ltd.
Barcode
07788450248409
Editing
Bob Guccione

The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.

[Rumor] (Table of Contents: 1)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Leo Cullum
Pencils
Leo Cullum
Inks
Leo Cullum
Letters
Leo Cullum

Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

comic story / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Tim Haggerty (signed as T. Haggerty)
Pencils
Tim Haggerty (signed as T. Haggerty)
Inks
Tim Haggerty (signed as T. Haggerty)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Will that be all, sir?
Genre
humor; anthropomorphic-funny animals
Synopsis
A penguin restaurant.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

cartoon / 0.34 page (report information)

Script
Joseph Farris
Pencils
Joseph Farris
Inks
Joseph Farris
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I must be getting old.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Malcolm Hancock
Pencils
Malcolm Hancock
Inks
Malcolm Hancock
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Look, Xphap is earthing us!
Genre
humor; science fiction
Characters
Xphap

[Picasso] (Table of Contents: 5)

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Script
Tim Haggerty (signed as T. Haggerty)
Pencils
Tim Haggerty (signed as T. Haggerty)
Inks
Tim Haggerty (signed as T. Haggerty)
Letters
Tim Haggerty (signed as T. Haggerty)

Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

cartoon / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Troy
Pencils
Troy
Inks
Troy
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm in touch with the virus herpes 107. It says is has a right to life, too.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

cartoon / 0.34 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
They're indigenous to this area.
Genre
humor

[Peaceful Solutions] (Table of Contents: 8)

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Script
Jim Schmalzried
Pencils
Jim Schmalzried
Inks
Jim Schmalzried
Letters
Jim Schmalzried

Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Brian Savage
Pencils
Brian Savage
Inks
Brian Savage
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
We're both devout churchgoers, but Bernard is, I think, more God-fearing.
Genre
humor
Characters
Bernard

[Carrots] (Table of Contents: 10)

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Script
Art Cumings
Pencils
Art Cumings
Inks
Art Cumings
Letters
Art Cumings

Genre
humor
Characters
Harold (picture)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

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Script
Anne Dawes (signed as Dawes)
Pencils
Anne Dawes (signed as Dawes)
Inks
Anne Dawes (signed as Dawes)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I've got those 'can't get with the Neo- because my head's still with the Paleolithic' blues.
Genre
humor
Keywords
caveman

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bill Lee
Pencils
Bill Lee
Inks
Bill Lee
Colors
Bill Lee
Letters
Bill Lee

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It must be sweltering in the city right now
Genre
humor
Keywords
beach; swimsuits

[Atomize the Guy Standing Next to You] (Table of Contents: 13)

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Script
Emerson
Pencils
Emerson
Inks
Emerson
Letters
Emerson

Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

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Script
John Caldwell
Pencils
John Caldwell
Inks
John Caldwell
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's okay, they're only burning cat books.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

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Script
Bill Lee
Pencils
Bill Lee
Inks
Bill Lee
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Before we answer any questions about our six-month orbit of the planet Mercury, commander Ferlinghetti and I would like to announce our engagement.
Genre
humor
Characters
Ferlinghetti

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

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Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Hi. Me, master. You, tool.
Genre
humor

[Nobel Sperm] (Table of Contents: 17)

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Script
Scotty
Pencils
Scotty
Inks
Scotty
Letters
Scotty

Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

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Script
Tom Cheney
Pencils
Tom Cheney
Inks
Tom Cheney
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Your mother and I thought that perhaps you might enjoy playing with your Captain Asteroid Death Ray Pistol outside.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

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Script
G. Emerson
Pencils
G. Emerson
Inks
G. Emerson
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Henderson does the most important work. He reads the fine print on our government contracts.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

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Script
Anne Dawes (signed as Dawes)
Pencils
Anne Dawes (signed as Dawes)
Inks
Anne Dawes (signed as Dawes)
Colors
Anne Dawes (signed as Dawes)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oh well, another day's digging shot to hell.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

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Script
B. Grace
Pencils
B. Grace
Inks
B. Grace
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Me? Mad? Yes! Yes! I'm mad! But I have tenure.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

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Script
Leo Cullum
Pencils
Leo Cullum
Inks
Leo Cullum
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm sorry, but Mr. Detrick is rehearsing his presentation to the stock holders.
Genre
humor
Characters
E. M. Detrick

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

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Script
Anthony
Pencils
Anthony
Inks
Anthony

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A boy on a rocking centaur.

What's a Rusty Nail? (Table of Contents: 24) (Expand) /

Drambuie / comics-form advertising / 0.33 page (report information)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

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Script
Art Cumings
Pencils
Art Cumings
Inks
Art Cumings

Genre
humor
Synopsis
An artist paints his toes.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

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Script
Steve Attoe
Pencils
Steve Attoe
Inks
Steve Attoe
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You'll never get away with this.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

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Script
Frank Cotham
Pencils
Frank Cotham
Inks
Frank Cotham
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
What a great idea, Martha! If you mis, I'll have something to write about!
Genre
humor
Characters
Martha

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

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Script
Chon Day
Pencils
Chon Day
Inks
Chon Day
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I don't think you mean an astronaut, I think you mean a proctologist.
Genre
humor

[Space Feud IV] (Table of Contents: 29)

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Script
Tim Haggerty (signed as T. Haggerty)
Pencils
Tim Haggerty (signed as T. Haggerty)
Inks
Tim Haggerty (signed as T. Haggerty)
Letters
Tim Haggerty (signed as T. Haggerty)

Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

The Artist / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Art Cumings
Pencils
Art Cumings
Inks
Art Cumings
Colors
Art Cumings
Letters
Art Cumings

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I hate being a mechanic
Genre
humor
Characters
Art
Synopsis
A mechanic wants to work in an office.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bob Curry
Pencils
Bob Curry
Inks
Bob Curry
Colors
Bob Curry
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
See what I mean professor?
Genre
humor
Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 1. [Rumor]
  2. 2. ["Will that be all, sir?"]
  3. 3. ["I must be getting old."]
  4. 4. ["Look, Xphap is earthing us!"]
  5. 5. [Picasso]
  6. 6. ["I'm in touch with the virus herpes 107. It says is has a right to life, too."]
  7. 7. ["They're indigenous to this area."]
  8. 8. [Peaceful Solutions]
  9. 9. ["We're both devout churchgoers, but Bernard is, I think, more God-fearing."]
  10. 10. [Carrots]
  11. 11. ["I've got those 'can't get with the Neo- because my head's still with the Paleolithic' blues."]
  12. 12. ["It must be sweltering in the city right now"]
  13. 13. [Atomize the Guy Standing Next to You]
  14. 14. ["It's okay, they're only burning cat books."]
  15. 15. ["Before we answer any questions about our six-month orbit of the planet Mercury, commander Ferlinghetti and I would like to announce our engagement."]
  16. 16. ["Hi. Me, master. You, tool."]
  17. 17. [Nobel Sperm]
  18. 18. ["Your mother and I thought that perhaps you might enjoy playing with your Captain Asteroid Death Ray Pistol outside."]
  19. 19. ["Henderson does the most important work. He reads the fine print on our government contracts."]
  20. 20. ["Oh well, another day's digging shot to hell."]
  21. 21. ["Me? Mad? Yes! Yes! I'm mad! But I have tenure."]
  22. 22. ["I'm sorry, but Mr. Detrick is rehearsing his presentation to the stock holders."]
  23. 23. [no title indexed]
  24. 24. What's a Rusty Nail?
    Drambuie
  25. 25. [no title indexed]
  26. 26. ["You'll never get away with this."]
  27. 27. ["What a great idea, Martha! If you mis, I'll have something to write about!"]
  28. 28. ["I don't think you mean an astronaut, I think you mean a proctologist."]
  29. 29. [Space Feud IV]
  30. 30. ["I hate being a mechanic"]
    The Artist
  31. 31. ["See what I mean professor?"]
This issue was modified by
  • Keith Alan Morgan