- Script
- Desmond Devlin
- Pencils
- Mort Drucker
- Inks
- Mort Drucker
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Daniel Radcliffe [as Harry Plodder]; Emma Watson [as Herwhiny Grungy]; Rupert Grint [as Runt Queasy]; Tom Felton [as Drano Malformed]; Robbie Coltrane [as Rubiks Haggard]; Richard Harris [as Albus Doubledork]; Richard Bremmer [as Lord Druckermort]; Ian Hart [as Professor Qwerty]; Alan Rickman [as Severely Snapped]; John Cleese [as Nearly-Headless Schmuck]; Maggie Smith [as Professor McConjugal]; Pets.com sock puppet (cameo); Ross Perot (cameo); Charlie Brown (cameo); Lucy Van Pelt (cameo); Donald Duck (cameo); Goofy (cameo); Grumpy (cameo); Mickey Mouse (cameo); Tarzan (cameo)
Lord Druckermort's parody name is an homage to Mad artist Mort Drucker.