(September 2002)
- Script
- Dick DeBartolo
- Pencils
- Mort Drucker
- Inks
- Mort Drucker
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Ewan McGregor [as Oldie Von Moldie]; Hayden Christiansen [as Mannequin Skystalker]; Natalie Portman [as Senator PetMe AmaDilly]; Samuel L. Jackson [as Lace Windows]; Ian McDiarmid [as Chancellor Palpitation]; Christopher Lee [as Count Cuckoo]; Har Har Blinks (cameo); Yodel; Bar Stool; Leeanna Walsman [as Damn Weasel]; Kid Twisto; Temuera Morrison [as Tango Feet]; Alf (cameo); George Lucas (cameo); Ronald Falk [as Trex] (cameo); Andy Secombe [as Whatzzup] (cameo); Pernilla August [as Shamu Skystalker] (cameo); Creepio (cameo)
- Reprints
- Script
- Desmond Devlin
- Pencils
- Bob Staake
- Inks
- Bob Staake
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Synopsis
- A look at the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
- Script
- Dave Berg
- Pencils
- Dave Berg
- Inks
- Dave Berg
- Colors
- Digital Chameleon
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Roger Kaputnik
- Synopsis
- A cynical look at justice, cars, strategy, dentists, achievement, therapy, big business, relationships, efficiency, rationalization, the office, nursery rhymes, and doctors.
- Script
- Jeff Kruse
- Pencils
- Tom Bunk
- Inks
- Tom Bunk
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Gilbert Gottfried (cameo)