(Summer 1945)

Harvey, 1944 Series
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Volume
1
Price
0.15 USD
Pages
68
Indicia Frequency
quarterly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
Alfred Harvey Publications
Editing
Leon Harvey (credited) (editor)

Issue Notes

Cover Girl Ann Miller, Columbia Pictures
Indexed from scanned copy at https://digitalcomicmuseum.com

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents)

cover / 1 page (report information)

Script
Al Ross (signed as Ross)
Pencils
Al Ross (signed as Ross); ? (photograph)
Inks
Al Ross (signed as Ross); ? (photograph)
Colors
? (photograph)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
--- Fifty cents worth, huh?
Genre
humor; military

Ida Lupino (Table of Contents: 1)

Pin-Up Girl of the Month / illustration / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
? (photograph)
Inks
? (photograph)

Indexer Notes

On inside front cover.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Reamer Keller (signed as R. K.)
Pencils
Reamer Keller (signed as R. K.)
Inks
Reamer Keller (signed as R. K.)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Now, may I kiss her?
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
Having obtained a marriage license a sailor asks the clerk if he can kiss his wife-to-be.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
Pencils
Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
Inks
Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
D'ya think I can get rid of your father the same way?
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
The kid brother of a soldier's girlfriend demands money in exchange for leaving them alone. The soldier wondeers if he could pay off his girlfriend's father the same way.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

Something for the Boys / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Inks
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Pvt. Frank's gal had promised to marry him...
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Salo (signed as Salo)
Pencils
Salo (signed as Salo)
Inks
Salo (signed as Salo)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Do I look as though I'd play hard-to-get?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
One woman insists to another that she doesn't play hard-to-get.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dan Brown (signed as Dan Q. Brown)
Pencils
Dan Brown (signed as Dan Q. Brown)
Inks
Dan Brown (signed as Dan Q. Brown)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
-- Er, that's Oo-lang!
Genre
humor; military
Characters
Oo-lang
Synopsis
An officer in the Pacific has a local woman named Oo-lang living with him supposedly as his laundry person.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Ali
Pencils
Ali
Inks
Ali
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Would one of you girls mind moving over to the next bench?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two sailors ask a pair of women to split up so they can each sit next to one of them.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

The Doughgirls / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Inks
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Sary: I was so mad I tore my engagement ring right off!
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)
Pencils
Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)
Inks
Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Can't a guy fish in peace?
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A sailor on a deserted island considers himself bothered by the two women he's stranded with.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
Pencils
A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
Inks
A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Jensen really gives!
Genre
humor; medical
Characters
Jensen
Synopsis
Jensen gives so much blood to a blood drive that he has to crawl away.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

Shore Patrol / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Inks
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Gob: When I marry Sally, we're going to Hawaii...
Genre
humor; military

[Sailor Whistles for Cab] (Table of Contents: 12)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Ali (signed)
Pencils
Ali (signed)
Inks
Ali (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A sailor whistles for a taxi. Every woman on the street looks out their window in response.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Al Ross (signed as Ross)
Pencils
Al Ross (signed as Ross)
Inks
Al Ross (signed as Ross)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
He spanked me, your honor!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A chorus girl complains to a judge that a soldier spanked her.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
Pencils
Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
Inks
Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
And this is the late Mrs. Featherstone.
Genre
humor; military
Characters
Mrs. Featherstone
Synopsis
A soldier at a party is introduced to the 'late' Mrs. Featherstone, a woman wearing a burial shroud.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

Stoo Bad / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Inks
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Pvt. Pete: Drinks don't agree with me.
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Al Ross (signed as Ross)
Pencils
Al Ross (signed as Ross)
Inks
Al Ross (signed as Ross)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oh anywheres, it doesn't make any difference!
Genre
humor; sports
Synopsis
A wrestler asks the referee where he should throw his opponent.
Keywords
wrestling

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Stanley Rayon (signed as Sgt. Rayon)
Pencils
Stanley Rayon (signed as Sgt. Rayon)
Inks
Stanley Rayon (signed as Sgt. Rayon)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Eddie's in the Army and Joe's in the Navy.
Genre
humor; military
Characters
Joe; Eddie
Synopsis
In civilian life Eddie uses his army training to wash dishes while Joe uses his Navy experience to scrub floors.

[Magic Trick] (Table of Contents: 18)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Courtney Dunkel (signed)
Pencils
Courtney Dunkel (signed)
Inks
Courtney Dunkel (signed)

Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier performs a magic trick: he turns a martini into k-rations.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
George La Mendola
Pencils
George La Mendola
Inks
George La Mendola
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Pardon me... did you want a plumber?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A lady plumber interrupts a man in his bath.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

Something for the Boys / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Inks
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Pvt. Tall: Why you little squirt!
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Reamer Keller (signed as R. K.)
Pencils
Reamer Keller (signed as R. K.)
Inks
Reamer Keller (signed as R. K.)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I want to see you again next Tuesday, young man...
Genre
humor; medical; military
Synopsis
A physician notes that his nurse wants to a book an appointment with his patient.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
Pencils
Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
Inks
Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Do you think your husband would mind if I saw you home?
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A sailor dances with a married woman while her army husband fumes.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
Pencils
Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
Inks
Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Let's go window shopping, Major...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A woman invites the major she's dating to come window shopping with her, provided he brings his chequebook.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

Major Calamity / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Art Helfant (illustration)
Inks
Art Helfant (illustration)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Private: Can I have a pass this week?
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Harvey Johnson (signed)
Pencils
Harvey Johnson (signed)
Inks
Harvey Johnson (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Over dresses - doesn't she?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Women in bikinis opine that a woman in a short skirt is over-dressed.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Art Jackson (signed)
Pencils
Art Jackson (signed)
Inks
Art Jackson (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
...And can I have your telephone number for my big brother?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A boy selling magazines asks a woman for her phone number on behalf of his older brother.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

Strictly Private / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Inks
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
What season do you like best?
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Henry Boltinoff (signed)
Pencils
Henry Boltinoff (signed)
Inks
Henry Boltinoff (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
All Herbert cares for is results!
Genre
humor
Characters
Herbert
Synopsis
Herbert fires arrows at a target from less than a foot away.
Keywords
archery

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Gene Rowls (signed)
Pencils
Gene Rowls (signed)
Inks
Gene Rowls (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I hope my exercising isn't annoying you, Freddy.
Genre
humor
Characters
Freddy
Synopsis
Freddy stares lustily at his bikini-clad girlfriend as she exercises.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
Pencils
A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
Inks
A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I was sent to relieve you.
Genre
humor; medical
Synopsis
A female soldier sitting on a male officer's lap is told by another female soldier that she's been sent to relieve her.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

Joe Dogface / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Art Helfant (illustration)
Inks
Art Helfant (illustration)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Sgt: This place is filthy.
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Her mother's living with them!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A recently wed soldier has to carry his mother-in-law over the threshold of his home.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Ali
Pencils
Ali
Inks
Ali
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Help! Help!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman calling for help pauses to attract a sailor's attention.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
Pencils
Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
Inks
Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
This one comes complete with a gun, knife...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A librarian recommends a mystery book to a sailor.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Al Ross (signed as Ross)
Pencils
Al Ross (signed as Ross)
Inks
Al Ross (signed as Ross)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
To heck with ethics -- this is war!
Genre
humor; sports
Synopsis
The US Navy increases recruitment by having a woman greeter at the recruitment office.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

Ack-Ack Action / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Inks
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Pvt. John: I've been in the hospital.
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Reamer Keller (signed as R. K.)
Pencils
Reamer Keller (signed as R. K.)
Inks
Reamer Keller (signed as R. K.)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I was going to contest George's divorce...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A woman refuses to contest her divorce because she didn't have anything nice to wear in court.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Salo (signed as Salo)
Pencils
Salo (signed as Salo)
Inks
Salo (signed as Salo)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Joe stepped outside to see what everybody is looking at.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A crowd gathers outside a diner as men gaze at the beautiful fry cook. The head cook steps outside to see what they're looking at.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
James Gibson (signed as Gib)
Pencils
James Gibson (signed as Gib)
Inks
James Gibson (signed as Gib)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
...Then i said if you're a prizefighter, I'm an Egyptian mummy.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man scoffed that if another man were a prizefighter than he was an Egyptian mummy. Now he's in the hospital bandaged-up like a mummy.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

Quack Cracks / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Inks
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Pvt. Joe always thought he had every disease...
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Art Jackson (signed)
Pencils
Art Jackson (signed)
Inks
Art Jackson (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'll kill that Madame Ziz!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman has a new hat that looks just like the hot water bottle a sick woman is wearing.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 42)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
Pencils
Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
Inks
Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
That boy from the Tank Corps is here, daughter!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier from the Tank Corps walks right through a door en route to see his girlfriend.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 43)

Foxhole Favorites / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Inks
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Pvt. Pat: Gee, is my gal lucky!
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 44)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Salo (signed as Salo)
Pencils
Salo (signed as Salo)
Inks
Salo (signed as Salo)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
--- And when I was a kid I liked to make mudpies!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
Surrounded by mud, a soldier muses about his childhood making mudpies.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 45)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Elmer Atkins (signed as Atkins)
Pencils
Elmer Atkins (signed as Atkins)
Inks
Elmer Atkins (signed as Atkins)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
--- It's the woman's touch.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Women working in a steel mill think their work has a woman's touch.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 46)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
? [as Si] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Si] (signed)
Inks
? [as Si] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Sorry to be home late, dear...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
An officer tells his wife he'll be home late after seeing an attractive female soldier.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 47)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Gene Rowls (signed)
Pencils
Gene Rowls (signed)
Inks
Gene Rowls (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
See? --- I told you he's peculiar!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
One soldier thinks another is peculiar because he's interested in a plain-looking woman.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 48)

Salt Water Taffy / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Art Helfant (credited)
Pencils
Art Helfant (credited)
Inks
Art Helfant (credited)
Letters
Art Helfant (credited)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Aint cha comin' in ta see the pitcher, Taffy?
Genre
humor
Characters
Taffy; Skinny
Synopsis
Taffy thinks Hollywood movies about sailors are unrealistic, then he saves a beautiful woman in an adventure straight out of a movie.

Daylight Soliloquy (Table of Contents: 49)

Toonful Tactics / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Inks
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 50)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
? [as Minge] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Minge] (signed)
Inks
? [as Minge] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Gosh, sir --- since Mac heard that his old plant...
Genre
humor; military; war
Characters
Mac
Synopsis
After Mac hears that the factory where he worked in civilian life has hit a new record he tries to set a record as a soldier by capturing dozens of Germans in North Africa.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 51)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dick Ericson (signed as Sgt Dick Ericson)
Pencils
Dick Ericson (signed as Sgt Dick Ericson)
Inks
Dick Ericson (signed as Sgt Dick Ericson)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
But Helen -- you know we came here to discuss marine engineering
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A sailor objects to his girlfriend trying to romance him when they were supposed to be discussing marine engineering.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 52)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Salo (signed as Salo)
Pencils
Salo (signed as Salo)
Inks
Salo (signed as Salo)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Don't bother, bub -- I'll announce us myself.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A large woman arriving at a party insists on announcing her arrival herself.

Inspection (Table of Contents: 53)

G.I. Mirror / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 54)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
? [as Alan] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Alan] (signed)
Inks
? [as Alan] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Mother, I'm so used to stretching a pound of meat...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman realizes she's been saving meat so often that she can't remember how to cook for two people.

[Fresh Flowers] (Table of Contents: 55)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Courtney Dunkel (signed)
Pencils
Courtney Dunkel (signed)
Inks
Courtney Dunkel (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man delivering flowers is confounded by a sign saying to return wrapping paper.

[Woman Keeps Walking Past Sailor] (Table of Contents: 56)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Ali (signed)
Pencils
Ali (signed)
Inks
Ali (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman keeps walking past a sailor. When he tries to approach her she slaps him.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 57)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Art Moore (signed)
Pencils
Art Moore (signed)
Inks
Art Moore (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You mean you really want me to sit here today?!!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
An officer's secretary is surprised the officer actually wants her to perform dictation.
Reprints

4 Swell Comics! (Table of Contents: 58)

promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
?

Indexer Notes

Advertisement for Green Hornet Comics, All-New Comics, Speed Comics and War Victory Adventures.

Remove Ugly Blackheads or No Cost (Table of Contents: 59)

Ballco Products Company / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

For Men Only? (Table of Contents: 60)

Larch Book Co. / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

Indexer Notes

Advertisement for stag party joke books.

Special Offer to Lovers (Table of Contents: 61)

Pickwick Co. / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

Indexer Notes

Advertisement for The Art of Kissing, True Love Guide and Modern Love Letters.

4 Fun-Packed Army + Navy Laugh Sensations! (Table of Contents: 62)

promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
?

Indexer Notes

Advertisement for Army & Navy Fun Parade, Army & Navy Grins, Hello Buddies and Army & Navy Jokes.

Female Beauty Round the World (Table of Contents: 63)

Metro Publications / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

Indexer Notes

Advertisement for the Secret Museum of Mankind.
On inside back cover.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 64)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Al Ross (signed as Ross)
Pencils
Al Ross (signed as Ross)
Inks
Al Ross (signed as Ross)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Uh-oh -
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
Enlisted men are stunned to see a plain-looking woman with a welcome mat next to her.

Indexer Notes

On back cover.

Editing
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Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. ["--- Fifty cents worth, huh?"]
  2. 1. Ida Lupino
    Pin-Up Girl of the Month
  3. 2. ["Now, may I kiss her?"]
  4. 3. ["D'ya think I can get rid of your father the same way?"]
  5. 4. ["Pvt. Frank's gal had promised to marry him..."]
    Something for the Boys
  6. 5. ["Do I look as though I'd play hard-to-get?"]
  7. 6. ["-- Er, that's Oo-lang!"]
  8. 7. ["Would one of you girls mind moving over to the next bench?"]
  9. 8. ["Sary: I was so mad I tore my engagement ring right off!"]
    The Doughgirls
  10. 9. ["Can't a guy fish in peace?"]
  11. 10. ["Jensen really gives!"]
  12. 11. ["Gob: When I marry Sally, we're going to Hawaii..."]
    Shore Patrol
  13. 12. [Sailor Whistles for Cab]
  14. 13. ["He spanked me, your honor!"]
  15. 14. ["And this is the late Mrs. Featherstone."]
  16. 15. ["Pvt. Pete: Drinks don't agree with me."]
    Stoo Bad
  17. 16. ["Oh anywheres, it doesn't make any difference!"]
  18. 17. ["Eddie's in the Army and Joe's in the Navy."]
  19. 18. [Magic Trick]
  20. 19. ["Pardon me... did you want a plumber?"]
  21. 20. ["Pvt. Tall: Why you little squirt!"]
    Something for the Boys
  22. 21. ["I want to see you again next Tuesday, young man..."]
  23. 22. ["Do you think your husband would mind if I saw you home?"]
  24. 23. ["Let's go window shopping, Major..."]
  25. 24. ["Private: Can I have a pass this week?"]
    Major Calamity
  26. 25. ["Over dresses - doesn't she?"]
  27. 26. ["...And can I have your telephone number for my big brother?"]
  28. 27. ["What season do you like best?"]
    Strictly Private
  29. 28. ["All Herbert cares for is results!"]
  30. 29. ["I hope my exercising isn't annoying you, Freddy."]
  31. 30. ["I was sent to relieve you."]
  32. 31. ["Sgt: This place is filthy."]
    Joe Dogface
  33. 32. ["Her mother's living with them!"]
  34. 33. ["Help! Help!"]
  35. 34. ["This one comes complete with a gun, knife..."]
  36. 35. ["To heck with ethics -- this is war!"]
  37. 36. ["Pvt. John: I've been in the hospital."]
    Ack-Ack Action
  38. 37. ["I was going to contest George's divorce..."]
  39. 38. ["Joe stepped outside to see what everybody is looking at."]
  40. 39. ["...Then i said if you're a prizefighter, I'm an Egyptian mummy."]
  41. 40. ["Pvt. Joe always thought he had every disease..."]
    Quack Cracks
  42. 41. ["I'll kill that Madame Ziz!"]
  43. 42. ["That boy from the Tank Corps is here, daughter!"]
  44. 43. ["Pvt. Pat: Gee, is my gal lucky!"]
    Foxhole Favorites
  45. 44. ["--- And when I was a kid I liked to make mudpies!"]
  46. 45. ["--- It's the woman's touch."]
  47. 46. ["Sorry to be home late, dear..."]
  48. 47. ["See? --- I told you he's peculiar!"]
  49. 48. ["Aint cha comin' in ta see the pitcher, Taffy?"]
    Salt Water Taffy
  50. 49. Daylight Soliloquy
    Toonful Tactics
  51. 50. ["Gosh, sir --- since Mac heard that his old plant..."]
  52. 51. ["But Helen -- you know we came here to discuss marine engineering"]
  53. 52. ["Don't bother, bub -- I'll announce us myself."]
  54. 53. Inspection
    G.I. Mirror
  55. 54. ["Mother, I'm so used to stretching a pound of meat..."]
  56. 55. [Fresh Flowers]
  57. 56. [Woman Keeps Walking Past Sailor]
  58. 57. ["You mean you really want me to sit here today?!!"]
  59. 58. 4 Swell Comics!
  60. 59. Remove Ugly Blackheads or No Cost
    Ballco Products Company
  61. 60. For Men Only?
    Larch Book Co.
  62. 61. Special Offer to Lovers
    Pickwick Co.
  63. 62. 4 Fun-Packed Army + Navy Laugh Sensations!
  64. 63. Female Beauty Round the World
    Metro Publications
  65. 64. ["- Uh-oh -"]
This issue was modified by
  • Michael Hoskin
  • Gary L. Watson (R.I.P.)
  • Chad Wicker