- Pencils
- ? (photograph)
- Inks
- ? (photograph)
On inside front cover.
- Script
- Reamer Keller (signed as R. K.)
- Pencils
- Reamer Keller (signed as R. K.)
- Inks
- Reamer Keller (signed as R. K.)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Now, may I kiss her?
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- Having obtained a marriage license a sailor asks the clerk if he can kiss his wife-to-be.
- Reprints
- Script
- Bill Wenzel (signed as )
- Pencils
- Bill Wenzel (signed as )
- Inks
- Bill Wenzel (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- D'ya think I can get rid of your father the same way?
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- The kid brother of a soldier's girlfriend demands money in exchange for leaving them alone. The soldier wondeers if he could pay off his girlfriend's father the same way.
- Reprints
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
- Inks
- Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Pvt. Frank's gal had promised to marry him...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Script
- Salo (signed as )
- Pencils
- Salo (signed as )
- Inks
- Salo (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Do I look as though I'd play hard-to-get?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- One woman insists to another that she doesn't play hard-to-get.
- Reprints
- Script
- Dan Brown (signed as Dan Q. Brown)
- Pencils
- Dan Brown (signed as Dan Q. Brown)
- Inks
- Dan Brown (signed as Dan Q. Brown)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- -- Er, that's Oo-lang!
- Genre
- humor; military
- Characters
- Oo-lang
- Synopsis
- An officer in the Pacific has a local woman named Oo-lang living with him supposedly as his laundry person.
- Script
- Ali
- Pencils
- Ali
- Inks
- Ali
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Would one of you girls mind moving over to the next bench?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two sailors ask a pair of women to split up so they can each sit next to one of them.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
- Inks
- Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Sary: I was so mad I tore my engagement ring right off!
- Genre
- humor; military
- Script
- Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)
- Pencils
- Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)
- Inks
- Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Can't a guy fish in peace?
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A sailor on a deserted island considers himself bothered by the two women he's stranded with.
- Script
- A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
- Pencils
- A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
- Inks
- A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Jensen really gives!
- Genre
- humor; medical
- Characters
- Jensen
- Synopsis
- Jensen gives so much blood to a blood drive that he has to crawl away.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
- Inks
- Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Gob: When I marry Sally, we're going to Hawaii...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Script
- Ali (signed)
- Pencils
- Ali (signed)
- Inks
- Ali (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A sailor whistles for a taxi. Every woman on the street looks out their window in response.
- Reprints
- Script
- Al Ross (signed as )
- Pencils
- Al Ross (signed as )
- Inks
- Al Ross (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- He spanked me, your honor!
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A chorus girl complains to a judge that a soldier spanked her.
- Reprints
- Script
- Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
- Pencils
- Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
- Inks
- Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- And this is the late Mrs. Featherstone.
- Genre
- humor; military
- Characters
- Mrs. Featherstone
- Synopsis
- A soldier at a party is introduced to the 'late' Mrs. Featherstone, a woman wearing a burial shroud.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
- Inks
- Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Pvt. Pete: Drinks don't agree with me.
- Genre
- humor; military
- Script
- Al Ross (signed as )
- Pencils
- Al Ross (signed as )
- Inks
- Al Ross (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Oh anywheres, it doesn't make any difference!
- Genre
- humor; sports
- Synopsis
- A wrestler asks the referee where he should throw his opponent.
- Keywords
- wrestling
- Script
- Stanley Rayon (signed as Sgt. Rayon)
- Pencils
- Stanley Rayon (signed as Sgt. Rayon)
- Inks
- Stanley Rayon (signed as Sgt. Rayon)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Eddie's in the Army and Joe's in the Navy.
- Genre
- humor; military
- Characters
- Joe; Eddie
- Synopsis
- In civilian life Eddie uses his army training to wash dishes while Joe uses his Navy experience to scrub floors.
- Script
- Courtney Dunkel (signed)
- Pencils
- Courtney Dunkel (signed)
- Inks
- Courtney Dunkel (signed)
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A soldier performs a magic trick: he turns a martini into k-rations.
- Script
- George La Mendola
- Pencils
- George La Mendola
- Inks
- George La Mendola
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Pardon me... did you want a plumber?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A lady plumber interrupts a man in his bath.
- Reprints
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
- Inks
- Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Pvt. Tall: Why you little squirt!
- Genre
- humor; military
- Script
- Reamer Keller (signed as R. K.)
- Pencils
- Reamer Keller (signed as R. K.)
- Inks
- Reamer Keller (signed as R. K.)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I want to see you again next Tuesday, young man...
- Genre
- humor; medical; military
- Synopsis
- A physician notes that his nurse wants to a book an appointment with his patient.
- Script
- Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
- Pencils
- Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
- Inks
- Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Do you think your husband would mind if I saw you home?
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A sailor dances with a married woman while her army husband fumes.
- Script
- Bill Wenzel (signed as )
- Pencils
- Bill Wenzel (signed as )
- Inks
- Bill Wenzel (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Let's go window shopping, Major...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A woman invites the major she's dating to come window shopping with her, provided he brings his chequebook.
- Reprints
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Art Helfant (illustration)
- Inks
- Art Helfant (illustration)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Private: Can I have a pass this week?
- Genre
- humor; military
- Script
- Harvey Johnson (signed)
- Pencils
- Harvey Johnson (signed)
- Inks
- Harvey Johnson (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Over dresses - doesn't she?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Women in bikinis opine that a woman in a short skirt is over-dressed.
- Script
- Art Jackson (signed)
- Pencils
- Art Jackson (signed)
- Inks
- Art Jackson (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- ...And can I have your telephone number for my big brother?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A boy selling magazines asks a woman for her phone number on behalf of his older brother.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
- Inks
- Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- What season do you like best?
- Genre
- humor; military
- Script
- Henry Boltinoff (signed)
- Pencils
- Henry Boltinoff (signed)
- Inks
- Henry Boltinoff (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- All Herbert cares for is results!
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Herbert
- Synopsis
- Herbert fires arrows at a target from less than a foot away.
- Keywords
- archery
- Script
- Gene Rowls (signed)
- Pencils
- Gene Rowls (signed)
- Inks
- Gene Rowls (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I hope my exercising isn't annoying you, Freddy.
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Freddy
- Synopsis
- Freddy stares lustily at his bikini-clad girlfriend as she exercises.
- Script
- A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
- Pencils
- A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
- Inks
- A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I was sent to relieve you.
- Genre
- humor; medical
- Synopsis
- A female soldier sitting on a male officer's lap is told by another female soldier that she's been sent to relieve her.
- Reprints
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Art Helfant (illustration)
- Inks
- Art Helfant (illustration)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Sgt: This place is filthy.
- Genre
- humor; military
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ?
- Inks
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Her mother's living with them!
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A recently wed soldier has to carry his mother-in-law over the threshold of his home.
- Script
- Ali
- Pencils
- Ali
- Inks
- Ali
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Help! Help!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman calling for help pauses to attract a sailor's attention.
- Script
- Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
- Pencils
- Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
- Inks
- Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- This one comes complete with a gun, knife...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A librarian recommends a mystery book to a sailor.
- Script
- Al Ross (signed as )
- Pencils
- Al Ross (signed as )
- Inks
- Al Ross (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- To heck with ethics -- this is war!
- Genre
- humor; sports
- Synopsis
- The US Navy increases recruitment by having a woman greeter at the recruitment office.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
- Inks
- Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Pvt. John: I've been in the hospital.
- Genre
- humor; military
- Script
- Reamer Keller (signed as R. K.)
- Pencils
- Reamer Keller (signed as R. K.)
- Inks
- Reamer Keller (signed as R. K.)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I was going to contest George's divorce...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A woman refuses to contest her divorce because she didn't have anything nice to wear in court.
- Script
- Salo (signed as )
- Pencils
- Salo (signed as )
- Inks
- Salo (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Joe stepped outside to see what everybody is looking at.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A crowd gathers outside a diner as men gaze at the beautiful fry cook. The head cook steps outside to see what they're looking at.
- Reprints
- Script
- James Gibson (signed as Gib)
- Pencils
- James Gibson (signed as Gib)
- Inks
- James Gibson (signed as Gib)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- ...Then i said if you're a prizefighter, I'm an Egyptian mummy.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man scoffed that if another man were a prizefighter than he was an Egyptian mummy. Now he's in the hospital bandaged-up like a mummy.
- Reprints
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
- Inks
- Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Pvt. Joe always thought he had every disease...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Script
- Art Jackson (signed)
- Pencils
- Art Jackson (signed)
- Inks
- Art Jackson (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I'll kill that Madame Ziz!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman has a new hat that looks just like the hot water bottle a sick woman is wearing.
- Script
- Bill Wenzel (signed as )
- Pencils
- Bill Wenzel (signed as )
- Inks
- Bill Wenzel (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- That boy from the Tank Corps is here, daughter!
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A soldier from the Tank Corps walks right through a door en route to see his girlfriend.
- Reprints
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
- Inks
- Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Pvt. Pat: Gee, is my gal lucky!
- Genre
- humor; military
- Script
- Salo (signed as )
- Pencils
- Salo (signed as )
- Inks
- Salo (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- --- And when I was a kid I liked to make mudpies!
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- Surrounded by mud, a soldier muses about his childhood making mudpies.
- Script
- Elmer Atkins (signed as Atkins)
- Pencils
- Elmer Atkins (signed as Atkins)
- Inks
- Elmer Atkins (signed as Atkins)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- --- It's the woman's touch.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Women working in a steel mill think their work has a woman's touch.
- Script
- ? [as Si] (signed)
- Pencils
- ? [as Si] (signed)
- Inks
- ? [as Si] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Sorry to be home late, dear...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- An officer tells his wife he'll be home late after seeing an attractive female soldier.
- Script
- Gene Rowls (signed)
- Pencils
- Gene Rowls (signed)
- Inks
- Gene Rowls (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- See? --- I told you he's peculiar!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- One soldier thinks another is peculiar because he's interested in a plain-looking woman.
- Script
- Art Helfant (credited)
- Pencils
- Art Helfant (credited)
- Inks
- Art Helfant (credited)
- Letters
- Art Helfant (credited)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Aint cha comin' in ta see the pitcher, Taffy?
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Taffy; Skinny
- Synopsis
- Taffy thinks Hollywood movies about sailors are unrealistic, then he saves a beautiful woman in an adventure straight out of a movie.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
- Inks
- Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; military
- Script
- ? [as Minge] (signed)
- Pencils
- ? [as Minge] (signed)
- Inks
- ? [as Minge] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Gosh, sir --- since Mac heard that his old plant...
- Genre
- humor; military; war
- Characters
- Mac
- Synopsis
- After Mac hears that the factory where he worked in civilian life has hit a new record he tries to set a record as a soldier by capturing dozens of Germans in North Africa.
- Script
- Dick Ericson (signed as Sgt Dick Ericson)
- Pencils
- Dick Ericson (signed as Sgt Dick Ericson)
- Inks
- Dick Ericson (signed as Sgt Dick Ericson)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- But Helen -- you know we came here to discuss marine engineering
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A sailor objects to his girlfriend trying to romance him when they were supposed to be discussing marine engineering.
- Reprints
- Script
- Salo (signed as )
- Pencils
- Salo (signed as )
- Inks
- Salo (signed as )
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Don't bother, bub -- I'll announce us myself.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A large woman arriving at a party insists on announcing her arrival herself.
- Script
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; military
- Script
- ? [as Alan] (signed)
- Pencils
- ? [as Alan] (signed)
- Inks
- ? [as Alan] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Mother, I'm so used to stretching a pound of meat...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman realizes she's been saving meat so often that she can't remember how to cook for two people.
- Script
- Courtney Dunkel (signed)
- Pencils
- Courtney Dunkel (signed)
- Inks
- Courtney Dunkel (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man delivering flowers is confounded by a sign saying to return wrapping paper.
- Script
- Ali (signed)
- Pencils
- Ali (signed)
- Inks
- Ali (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman keeps walking past a sailor. When he tries to approach her she slaps him.
- Reprints
- Script
- Art Moore (signed)
- Pencils
- Art Moore (signed)
- Inks
- Art Moore (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You mean you really want me to sit here today?!!
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- An officer's secretary is surprised the officer actually wants her to perform dictation.
- Reprints
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ?
- Inks
- ?
- Letters
- ?
Advertisement for Green Hornet Comics, All-New Comics, Speed Comics and War Victory Adventures.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ?
- Inks
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
Advertisement for stag party joke books.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ?
- Inks
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
Advertisement for The Art of Kissing, True Love Guide and Modern Love Letters.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ?
- Inks
- ?
- Letters
- ?
Advertisement for Army & Navy Fun Parade, Army & Navy Grins, Hello Buddies and Army & Navy Jokes.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ?
- Inks
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
Advertisement for the Secret Museum of Mankind.
On inside back cover.
- Script
- Al Ross (signed as )
- Pencils
- Al Ross (signed as )
- Inks
- Al Ross (signed as )
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- - Uh-oh -
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- Enlisted men are stunned to see a plain-looking woman with a welcome mat next to her.
On back cover.