- Script
- Keith Giffen (plot); Alan Grant
- Pencils
- Keith Giffen (breakdowns); Simon Bisley
- Inks
- Simon Bisley
- Colors
- Lovern Kindzierski
- Letters
- Todd Klein
- Genre
- humor; superhero
- Characters
- Lobo; Vril Dox; Lady Quark; Strata; Miss Tribb
- Synopsis
- Lobo is furious that someone has written an unauthorized bio of his life and decides that the author has to die. His quest for revenge is interrupted, however, by Dox who tasks him with bringing in a prisoner alive to LEGION headquarters. Unfortunately, the person Lobo wants to kill is now the same person he has sworn to protect--his fourth grade teacher Miss Tribb.
- Reprints
The story contains three text pages which are presented as chapters of Lobo's unauthorized biography and tell portions of his origin.