- Script
- Lou Silverstone
- Pencils
- Mort Drucker
- Inks
- Mort Drucker
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Bats-Man [Bruce Swain]; Sparrow [Gray Dickson]; Neuman
- Synopsis
- Gray Dickson is fed up with being Bats-Man's sidekick; he wants to chase girls like an ordinary teenager. Gray's schemes to do away with Bats-Man repeatedly fail, but Bats-Man convinces him that with "camp," square is actually swinging... and Gray can share the gorgeous guest stars.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Batmobile; camp; teen; television; TV
Satirizes the 1966-1968 "Batman" television show.
- Script
- Sergio Aragones
- Pencils
- Sergio Aragones
- Inks
- Sergio Aragones
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Superman [Clark Kent]; mugger; victim; bum
- Synopsis
- Clark Kent changes in a phone booth, then swoops out as Superman to apprehend a mugger. While he's gone, a bum steals his clothes.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Alter ego; phone booth; secret identity; telephone booth
Mime story
- Script
- Larry Siegel
- Pencils
- Mort Drucker
- Inks
- Mort Drucker
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Jaw-El; Lurer; Superduperman [Cluck Kennt]; Paw Kennt; Maw Kennt; Berry Blight; Lotus Lain; Lox Looter
- Synopsis
- Seeing that Krapton is doomed, Jaw-El and Lurer send their son to Earth, where he is raised by the Kennts. In Metropolian City, Cluck saves Lotus as Superduperman -- she makes a play for him, but he's too square for her. Superduperman defeats Lox Looter's plan to destroy the west coast, but Lotus loses her life. Superduperman reverses time to save her, because after all... without Lotus Lain, there's no Superduperman II.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Adoption; alter ego; earthquake; orphan; secret identity; time travel
Satire of the 1978 movie "Superman" starring Christopher Reeve.
- Script
- Don Reilly
- Pencils
- ?
- Inks
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Phone book; telephone book
Humorous listings for purveyors of goods or services for superheroes -- apparel, belts, ghost writing, hideouts, mottos, etc.
- Script
- Stan Hart
- Pencils
- Mort Drucker
- Inks
- Mort Drucker
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Battyman [Bruce Swain]; Neuman; Icky; the Jerker [Yack Nattier]; Superman (cameo); Dick Tracy (cameo); Ed Koch (cameo); Charles Bronson (cameo); the Phantom of the Opera (cameo)
- Synopsis
- Fleeing from Battyman, criminal Yack Nattier falls into a vat of toxic waste and becomes the Jerker. The Jerker begins a citywide campaign of shooting, killing, and poisoning, laughing all the way. As the Jerker falls to his death during a fight, Battyman follows. That way they can both avoid the sequel.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Alter ego; Batmobile; butler; movie; secret identity; toxic waste
Satirizes the 1989 film "Batman."
- Script
- Harvey Kurtzman
- Pencils
- Wally Wood
- Inks
- Wally Wood
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Superduperman [Clark Bent]; Lois Pain; Billy Spafon [Captain Marbles] [the Unknown Monster]; copy boy; reporters
- Synopsis
- Clark Bent empties cuspidors as the despised assistant to the copy boy, spending every penny to impress gorgeous Lois Pain. He rescues the city by knocking out the Unknown Monster -- actually Captain Marbles gone bad. Superduperman reveals his Clark Bent identity to Lois, but she continues to despise him -- to her, he's still a creep.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Alter ego; newspaper; phone booth; secret identity; telephone booth
Parody of the character Superman. The copy boy resembles the newspaper comic strip character Smitty. The editor's name of W. Twitchell satirizes the name of newsman Walter Winchell.
- Script
- Harvey Kurtzman
- Pencils
- Russ Heath; Bill Elder
- Inks
- Russ Heath; Bill Elder
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Plastic Sam; Wheezy Wunks [Woozy Woonks] [Wuzzy Wurnks] [Wazzy Wunks]; police; imitation Plastic Sam; Joe Friday
- Synopsis
- Plastic Sam fights crime with his powers, but imitation Plastic Sam robs banks disguised as Plastic Sam. Police arrest the real Plastic Sam, who kills Wheezy, then disguises himself as Wheezy, in order to escape his cell. Plastic Sam and imitation Plastic Sam bicker about which is the original. Plastic Sam demonstrates his power to Joe Friday, who promptly arrests him; plastic is used for imitations, so the real Plastic Sam, since he IS plastic, must be the imitation Plastic Sam.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Plastic; police; prison
Parody of the character Plastic Man. Joe Friday was the police detective from the popular television series "Dragnet."
- Script
- Charlie Richards
- Pencils
- Greg Theakston (painting)
- Inks
- Greg Theakston (painting)
- Colors
- Greg Theakston (painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Wonder Woman; Catwoman; the Incredible Hulk; Mr. Fantastic; Superman; Robin; Captain America; Green Lantern; Batman; Flaming Carrot
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Painting
Da Vinci's Wonder Woman Lisa, Andy Warhol's Hulks, Duchamps' Catwoman Descending a Staircase, Caravaggio's Death of Superman, Dali's The Persistence of Mr. Fantastic.
- Script
- Dick DeBartolo
- Pencils
- Sam Viviano
- Inks
- Sam Viviano
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; anthropomorphic-funny animals; satire-parody
- Characters
- Leonardough; Donateldough; Michaelangeldough; Raphedough; Splutter; Gapewell O'Wow; Dreader; Dally; Vincent [the Beast] (cameo); Ed Norton (cameo); the Phantom of the Opera (cameo); Jason (cameo)
- Synopsis
- TV news reporter Gapewell takes on organized crime, which send hoods to attack her. Nitwit Turtles save her and take her to safety with the wise rat Splutter. The Turtles bring peace to the streets of New York, but sewer dwellers still have complaints.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Movie; mutant; mutation; New York City; Ninja; rat; sewer; turtle
Parody of the 1990 film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Script
- Sergio Aragones
- Pencils
- Sergio Aragones
- Inks
- Sergio Aragones
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Superman; prisoner
- Synopsis
- Spotting a helpless prisoner tied to the railroad tracks, Superman stops the train -- wrecking it in the process.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Locomotive; railroad; train
Mime story
- Script
- Desmond Devlin
- Pencils
- Joe Staton
- Inks
- Joe Staton
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- The Flash [Barry Allen ?]; Wolverine; Captain America; Dr. Octopus; Judge Dredd; Wonder Woman; Daredevil; Mr. Fantastic; Iron Man; Dr. Strange; Green Lantern [Hal Jordan]; Thor; Conan the Barbarian
- Synopsis
- Vignettes of superheroes in high school.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- High school
Includes a splash panel "class picture" featuring 30 superhero comic characters
- Script
- Don Edwing
- Pencils
- Don Martin
- Inks
- Don Martin
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Superman [Clark Kent]; Lois Lane; Perry White; Jimmy Olsen
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Newspaper; phone booth; telephone booth
Six humorous strips about Superman and his friends
- Script
- Dick DeBartolo
- Pencils
- Sam Viviano
- Inks
- Sam Viviano
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Professor Ecch; Stormy; Gamble; Beastly; Rouge; Morph-fiend; Cyplops; Valvoline; Judo-Lee; Jean Grave; Sentient; Magnet-man; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [Donatello; Raphael; Michelangelo; Leonardo] (cameo); Geraldo Rivera (cameo); Energizer Bunny (cameo); Bugs Bunny (cameo); Daffy Duck (cameo); Porky Pig (cameo)
- Synopsis
- Professor Ecch introduces the huge roster of his Ecch Men. The Ecch-Men rescue Judo-Lee from a Sentient and her fearful parents. The Ecch-Men wipe out the Sentients at the Mutant Control Agency, but now face their biggest challenge: wresting control of Saturday morning TV from the Warner Brothers cartoon characters.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Mutant; robot; television; TV
Parodies the 1992-1997 X-Men animated television series. Final panel includes ten Warner Brothers cartoon characters.
- Script
- Desmond Devlin
- Pencils
- Al Jaffee
- Inks
- Al Jaffee
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
- Characters
- Conventioneers; vendors; comics professionals
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Convention
Humorous but sardonic look at those who attend comic book conventions... identifying them and their annoying traits by the names of characters from superhero comic books.
- Script
- Frank Jacobs
- Pencils
- Mort Drucker
- Inks
- Mort Drucker
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Superduperman; Lotus Lain; General Klodd; Lox Looter; President of the United States; Mr. Spock (cameo); Rocky Balboa (cameo)
- Synopsis
- Cluck Kennt (Superduperman) spends time with Lotus Lain in Paris and Niagara Falls. As they retreat to the Fortress of Solitude for romantic privacy, three Kraptonian criminals cow the President and ally with Lox Looter. Superduperman has given up his powers to make a life with Lotus, but struggles back through the Arctic to regain superpowers. He cleans up the villains, erases Lotus's memory, and muses on the prospects of another sequel.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Fortress of Solitude; movie
Parodies the 1980 movie Superman II.
- Script
- Sergio Aragones
- Pencils
- Sergio Aragones
- Inks
- Sergio Aragones
- Letters
- Sergio Aragones ?
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Batman
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Bat-Signal; Batmobile
Mime stories. Humorous cartoons and comic strips concerning Batman.
- Script
- Jonathan Bresman
- Pencils
- Mort Drucker
- Inks
- Mort Drucker
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Superman [Herman Feldstein]; Ma Feldstein [Doris]
- Synopsis
- Diary entries of Doris Feldstein of Brooklyn, who with her husband Hyman discovered the rocket ship bearing the infant Superman, whom they adopt and name Herman. Superman is discovered; undergoes circumcision; enters Hebrew school; and opens his radiology practice as Herman Feldstein, M.D.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Diary; doctor
- Script
- Don Edwing
- Pencils
- Don Martin
- Inks
- Don Martin
- Letters
- typeset; Don Martin ?
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Tarzan; Superman; Human Torch; Iron Man; Aquaman; Crock; Mary Worth; the Incredible Hulk; Batman; Robin; Popeye; King of Id; Little Orphan Annie; Sandy; Wonder Woman; Spiderman; Hagar the Horrible; Porky Pig; Prince Valiant; Alley Oop; Snoopy; Thor; Silver Surfer; Andy Capp; Katzenjammer Kids; Olive Oyl; the Phantom; Plastic Man
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Panel cartoon
Humorous panel cartoons on comics sound effects
- Script
- Stan Hart
- Pencils
- Mort Drucker
- Inks
- Mort Drucker
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Buttman; Neuman; Scatwoman; the Penicillin; Commissioner Boredom; the Jerker (cameo); Dennis the Menace (cameo); Snoopy (cameo); Charlie Brown (cameo); Pinocchio (cameo)
- Synopsis
- As the Penicillin ingratiates himself with the people of Gotham City, Saltina discovers her boss's corruption; he pushes her out the window, but she's revived by cats. As Scatwoman she attacks men, including Buttman, even though though they're attracted to each other; as Saltina, she also forms a relationship with Buttman's alter ego. Scatwoman and the corrupt boss are electrocuted, the Penicillin drowns. Buttman feels empty and unfulfilled; the Jerker reveals that he wrote this terrible screenplay so that Buttman will die of embarrassment.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Batmobile; cat
Parodies the 1992 movie Batman Returns.
- Script
- Frank Jacobs
- Pencils
- Paul Coker
- Inks
- Paul Coker
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- George Clooney; filmmakers
- Synopsis
- The Michael Keaton and Val Kilmer Batman movies fail to satisfy, so producers turn to George Clooney. He is confident that he'll be praised beyond all measure as the greatest Batman yet. But there is no joy in filmdom -- Clooney struck out like the rest.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Actor; baseball; movie; poem; poetry; thyme; verse
Story told in verse; parodies "Casey at the Bat" by Ernest Lawrence Thayer.
- Script
- Barry Liebmann
- Pencils
- Angelo Torres
- Inks
- Angelo Torres
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Smokey the Bear; the Human Torch [Johnny Storm]; Submariner; the Incredible Hulk; Aquaman; Ant-Man; the Wasp; Iron Man
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Panel cartoon
Six panel cartoons, with humorous speculation on how certain superheroes might meet their deaths.
- Script
- Harvey Kurtzman
- Pencils
- Bill Elder
- Inks
- Bill Elder
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Woman Wonder [Diana Banana]: Steve Adore; Nivlem; Superduperman (cameo)
- Synopsis
- Woman Wonder flies in her glass airplane to met a challenge on Ko-Nee Island. By vibrating her body like a sideshow dancer she distracts Nivlem's henchmen and guns them down, then battles Nivlem himself. Nivlem reveals that he is actually Steve Adore and boots Woman Wonder "back in the kitchen where you belong." According to the narration box, she "is now content with the normal female life of working over a hot stove." But the illustration shows she is actually desperate and overwhelmed, with a house full of kids and her surly husband taking it easy.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Feminism; marriage; robot plane
- Script
- James Bennett
- Pencils
- Duck Edwing
- Inks
- Duck Edwing
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Batman; Poison Ivy; Bane
- Synopsis
- Poison Ivy warns Batman that one kiss and it will all be over. He feels compelled to kiss Bane.
- Reprints
Parody based on the 1997 movie Batman & Robin.
- Script
- Mike Snyder
- Pencils
- Greg Theakston (painting)
- Inks
- Greg Theakston (painting)
- Colors
- Greg Theakston (painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; anthropomorphic-funny animals; satire-parody
- Characters
- Ninja Turtles
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Art; painting; turtle
Well-known paintings, rendered with Ninja Turtles as the subjects
- Script
- Harvey Kurtzman
- Pencils
- Wally Wood (as Wallace Wood)
- Inks
- Wally Wood (as Wallce Wood)
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Bat Boy; Rubin; the Floogle Gang; the Fleagle Gang; the Flurgle Gang
- Synopsis
- With the help of a paralyzing gas from a tiny vial in Bat Boy's belt, Bat Boy and Rubin rid Cosmopolis City of the Floogle Gang and the Fleagle Gang, but the Flurgle Gang is made up entirely of gorgeous women. Bat Boy fails to subdue them by wresting, so blows them up along their whole neighborhood. Back at their cave headquarters Bat Boy does Rubin in too, and reveals that he is a vampire bat boy.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Batcave; Batcycle; Batmobile; utility belt; vampire
- Script
- Don Edwing
- Pencils
- Don Martin
- Inks
- Don Martin
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Superman; doctor
- Synopsis
- Superman catches a falling car, stops a speeding train, carries off a stolen boat, and gets a super hernia.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Doctor
- Script
- Stan Hart
- Pencils
- Mort Drucker
- Inks
- Mort Drucker
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Stuporman [Cluck Kennt]; Lotus Lain; Luna Lang; Gus; Webster
- Synopsis
- Stuporman, as Cluck Kennt, attends his high school reunion and reconnects with Luna. Meanwhile Webster coerces Gus into helping him take over the country by computer. Gus exposes Stuporman to Kraptonite, compelling him to do nasty things like put a whoopee cushion in the U.N. secretary general's chair. Stuporman's evil side and his good side (Cluck) do battle, then reintegrate. Gus helps Stuporman beat Webster, and Stuporman lets Gus go.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Computer; doppelganger; high school reunion; split personality
Parodies the 1983 movie Superman III.
- Script
- Barry Liebmann
- Pencils
- Amanda Conner
- Inks
- Amanda Conner
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Superman; X-Factor; Batman; X-Men; Mulder; Scully; Switchblade McGurk; the Incredible Hulk; Arnold Schwarzenegger; the Punisher; Hawkwoman; Wonder Woman; Peter Parker; Spiderman; Spawn
- Reprints
Twenty-two illustrations and texts giving humorous reviews of various comics (real and imaginary).
- Script
- Don Martin
- Pencils
- Don Martin
- Inks
- Don Martin
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- The Incredible Hulk [Bruce Banner]; detective; old lady; clothier; waiters; lovers
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Alter ego; secret identity
Ten comic strips humorously satirizing the Hulk.
- Script
- Arnie Kogen
- Pencils
- Mort Drucker
- Inks
- Mort Drucker
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Buttman; Rubbin'; Buttgirl; Neuman; Frostbite; Poison I.V.; David Letterman (cameo); Dr. Kevorkian (cameo); Butt-head (cameo)
- Synopsis
- As Buttman fights Frostbite, boring botanist Prunella becomes Poison I.V. As Neuman sinks toward death his daughter Boobra arrives for a visit, then becomes Buttgirl. The three heroes team up to beat the villains, and Neuman recovers. But Buttman decides Rubbin' is stealing the limelight, and replaces him with Butt-head.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Movie
Parodies the 1997 movie Batman and Robin.
- Script
- Sergio Aragones
- Pencils
- Sergio Aragones
- Inks
- Sergio Aragones
- Letters
- Sergio Aragones
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Superman; Wonder Woman; Batman; Plastic Man; Captain Marvel [Billy Batson]; the Flash [Barry Allen ?]; thugs; police; civilians
- Reprints
Ten comic strips (wordless except for exclamations) poking fun at superheroes.
- Script
- Frank Jacobs
- Pencils
- Angelo Torres
- Inks
- Angelo Torres
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Superman [Clark Kent]; Lois Lane; Lex Luthor; Doomsday
- Synopsis
- Superman comes to earth to save the human race, but over time is crowded by other heroes, and even heroes incorporating "super" into their names. His first feature movie goes well, but the sequels bomb. Batman supplants him as number one, as do even a bunch of turtles. When faced with Doomsday, he simply takes a dive.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Poem; poetry; verse
Story told in verse.
- Script
- Desmond Devlin
- Pencils
- Amanda Conner
- Inks
- Amanda Conner
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Bruce Wayne; Dick Grayson; the Human Torch [Johnny Storm]; The Thing; Mr. Fantastic; Magneto; Wolverine; the Incredible Hulk; Justice League of America
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Movies
Spoof promos for movies (based on actual movies) about superheroes.
- Script
- Arnie Kogen
- Pencils
- Angelo Torres
- Inks
- Angelo Torres
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Stuporman [Cluck]; Lotus Lane; Chief; Jimmy; Lox Lothar; Ma; Pa; Newtron Gingrich; Dick Armey (cameo); Janet Reno (cameo); the Joker (cameo)
- Synopsis
- Lotus has a thing for Stuporman, but finds colleague reporter Cluck boring. Lox Lothar overwhelms Stuporman with Newtron Gingrich, who disapproves of Stuporman helping the needy, wearing strange clothing, hanging out with reporters, and being an alien. With Lox Lothar's campaign contributions, Newtron Gingrich's way will prevail in America. A disgusted Stuporman decides to return to Krapton, as the other characters beg him to take them too.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Politics; television; TV
Parodies the 1993-1997 TV series Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman. Newtron Gingrich satirizes US Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich.
- Script
- Bob Supina
- Pencils
- Angelo Torres
- Inks
- Angelo Torres
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Superman; Spider-Man; the Incredible Hulk; The Flash [Barry Allen ?]; the Human Torch [Johnny Storm]
- Reprints
Whimsical look at how superheroes might use their powers for moonlighting.
- Script
- Don Martin
- Pencils
- Don Martin
- Inks
- Don Martin
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Spider-Man
- Reprints
Eight comic strips poking fun at Spider-Man.
- Script
- Don Edwing
- Pencils
- George Woodbridge
- Inks
- George Woodbridge
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Superman; pedestrian
- Synopsis
- Superman shoves a pedestrian out from under a falling safe. The annoyed pedestrian shoves him back.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Wordless
Mime story
- Script
- Desmond Devlin
- Pencils
- Angelo Torres
- Inks
- Angelo Torres
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Professor $; Cyclod; Deform; Vasoline; Rogaine; Jean Greypoupon; Magnesia; Slobbergoof; Load; Physique; Senator Jefferson Smelly; Ted Kennedy (cameo)
- Synopsis
- Senator Smelly demands government action against mutants. Vasoline wins a bar fight and escapes with Rogaine, only to be captured and brought to Professor $, who urges him to join the Professor's academy. A confused Rogaine aids Magnesia; her life is despaired of after a battle at the Statue of Liberty, but she promises she'll make the sequels. Professor $ and Magnesia agree that Fanboys are even more horrifying than mutants.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Movie; Senate; Senator; Statue of Liberty
Parodies the 2000 movie X-Men.
- Script
- Dick DeBartolo
- Pencils
- Mort Drucker
- Inks
- Mort Drucker
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Cluck Camp; Lotta Lung; Whipme; Pete Moss; Pa Camp; Ma Camp; Lacks Lager; Lying Lager; Chloe Sullivan; Margot Kidder (cameo); Teri Hatcher (cameo)
- Synopsis
- Strange things happen in Smellville since the meteor shower in which the Camps discovered Cluck, who is now developing superpowers. When Lotta and Whipme go into the woods to make out, she's attacked by a tree. Whipme runs off, but Cluck rushes in to save her. The Camps tell Cluck about his alien origin, and warn him to use his powers carefully. As the bullies tie up Cluck, Lotta muses that he looks good with a red S painted on his chest, but would look even better with a tight blue spandex body suit.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Bully; bullying; high school; picnic; television; TV
Parodies the 2001-2011 television series Smallville.
- Script
- Duck Edwing
- Pencils
- Bob Jones
- Inks
- Bob Jones
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; anthropomorphic-funny animals; satire-parody
- Characters
- Tortoise; hare; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [Donatello; Raphael; Michelangelo; Leonardo]
- Synopsis
- The hare is winning his race with the tortoise, until the Ninja Turtles appear and beat the hare to a pulp.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Fable; hare; rabbit; race; tortoise; turtle
- Script
- Dick DeBartolo
- Pencils
- Sam Viviano
- Inks
- Sam Viviano
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Batsman; Ribbin'; Neuman; Commissioner Gorey; Detective Bullhorn; the Jerker; Cattywoman; Batman (photo of Adam West)
- Synopsis
- Someone is rubbing out both good and evil residents of Gothic City. Batsman and Ribbin' try to find the culprit but at last are rubbed out themselves with an eraser by Adam West, who's annoyed that even though he was the greatest TV Batsman, no one ever calls him to do the new movies and TV shows.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Batmobile; television; TV; utility belt
Parodies television's 1992-1995 Batman: The Animated Series. Ribbin' is drawn to resemble Calvin from the Calvin and Hobbes comic strip.