(May 24 1945)

Harvey, 1942 Series
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Volume
4
Price
0.15 USD
Pages
68
Indicia Frequency
Every Six Weeks
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
Alfred Harvey Publications
Editing
Leon Harvey (credited) (editor)

Issue Notes

Indexed from scanned copy at https://digitalcomicmuseum.com/

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents)

cover / 1 page (report information)

Script
Al Ross (signed as Ross)
Pencils
Al Ross (signed as Ross)
Inks
Al Ross (signed as Ross)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Why do I always get stuck with a woman hater!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A woman is annoyed that the sailor she's on a date with isn't interested in her.

[Janet Blair] (Table of Contents: 1)

Fun Parade's Pin-Up Girl / illustration / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
? (photograph)
Inks
? (photograph)
Letters
typeset

Indexer Notes

On inside front cover.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Salo (signed)
Pencils
Salo (signed)
Inks
Salo (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
During the day, she runs a riveting machine in a war plant!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A dancer works on a riveting machine during the day.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bill Wenzel (signed)
Pencils
Bill Wenzel (signed)
Inks
Bill Wenzel (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
How's about my giving him a quarter for the movies?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man suggests he send his girlfriend's dog to the movies.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

They Kiss and Tell / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Inks
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Pvt. Pinky: Hiya babe!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Gene Rowls (signed)
Pencils
Gene Rowls (signed)
Inks
Gene Rowls (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Darling! You're so considerate!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier puts his medals on the back of his shirt before embracing his girlfriend.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Al Ross (signed)
Pencils
Al Ross (signed)
Inks
Al Ross (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I see a jealous tail-gunner!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A fortune teller sees a jealous tail gunner in a woman's future.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
Pencils
Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
Inks
Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
And so the curtain falls on another performance...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Radio performers are hit by the curtain when it descends.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

Camp Cuties / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Inks
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Sherle: My fella can live just on water for weeks.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Salo (signed)
Pencils
Salo (signed)
Inks
Salo (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
There's an example of how selfish my husband is.
Genre
humor; domestic
Synopsis
A woman's husband has two towels labeled 'his'.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
James Gibson (signed as Gib)
Pencils
James Gibson (signed as Gib)
Inks
James Gibson (signed as Gib)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Have you got something a little milder?
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
After attracting a mob of soldiers a woman asks for milder perfume.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

Gobs and Gals / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Gob: I have some peculiar worms in this package...
Genre
humor

[Sailor Follows Woman] (Table of Contents: 12)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Ali (signed)
Pencils
Ali (signed)
Inks
Ali (signed)

Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A sailor in a park follows a woman; he turns back sporting a black eye.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Courtney Dunkel (signed as Dunkel)
Pencils
Courtney Dunkel (signed as Dunkel)
Inks
Courtney Dunkel (signed as Dunkel)
Letters
Courtney Dunkel (signed as Dunkel)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Take advantage of this peroxide bargain!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A woman selling peroxide goes from brunette to blonde in the blink of an eye.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Reamer Keller (signed)
Pencils
Reamer Keller (signed)
Inks
Reamer Keller (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Watercolors always make me thirsty.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
Water color paintings make a woman thirsty.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

Captain Quip Says / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Inks
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Capt. Quip says when you ask for a pass and the...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Salo (signed)
Pencils
Salo (signed)
Inks
Salo (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Any of you guys know which way to Brooklyn?
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier in an Arab country seems to think he's found a magic carpet and wants directions so he can bring a woman back to Brooklyn with him.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bill Wenzel (signed)
Pencils
Bill Wenzel (signed)
Inks
Bill Wenzel (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's a boy! Can't you tell by the wink?
Genre
humor; medical
Synopsis
A nurse shows the father his newborn child. The infant is winking, proving he's male.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dick Ericson (signed as Dick Ericson)
Pencils
Dick Ericson (signed as Dick Ericson)
Inks
Dick Ericson (signed as Dick Ericson)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Wouldn't you think they'd have given her the...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A waitress has to work on her wedding day.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Salo (signed)
Pencils
Salo (signed)
Inks
Salo (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Eddie lost his helmet!
Genre
humor; military
Characters
Eddie
Synopsis
Eddie the soldier lost his helmet so holds his head under a bell.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

There's One in Every Camp / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Inks
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Pvt. John: But Sarge said...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Salo (signed)
Pencils
Salo (signed)
Inks
Salo (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Can you cook?
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A woman proposes to a soldier. The soldier wants to know if she can cook.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dan Brown (signed)
Pencils
Dan Brown (signed)
Inks
Dan Brown (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Dear Mother – no, I haven't done much with my stamp collection lately!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier is surrounded by women as he writes a letter to his mother.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
Pencils
Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
Inks
Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Did you ever answer that letter the President sent you?
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
After a soldier returns home his mother wonders if he answered the letter the President sent him.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

Rookie Rumors / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Inks
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Mope: If you guess how many apples I've got in...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Salo (signed)
Pencils
Salo (signed)
Inks
Salo (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
But Thelma - you paid last time!
Genre
humor
Characters
Thelma
Synopsis
Two women fight for the right to pay for their dates.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Gene Rowls (signed)
Pencils
Gene Rowls (signed)
Inks
Gene Rowls (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Young man - you appear to have heart trouble.
Genre
humor; medical
Synopsis
A patient's heart beats faster as he stares at his nurse.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

Tent Topics / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Inks
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Pvt. Paul: Jones got a black eye.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bill Wenzel (signed)
Pencils
Bill Wenzel (signed)
Inks
Bill Wenzel (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Business men always mark up the tablecloth...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman writes her telephone number on a tablecloth for the benefit of her admirers.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
George La Mendola (signed)
Pencils
George La Mendola (signed)
Inks
George La Mendola (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
They don't play anymore.
Genre
humor; children
Synopsis
Children have stopped playing because they're planning for the post-war world.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Al Ross (signed)
Pencils
Al Ross (signed)
Inks
Al Ross (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Did you ever notice that a man shows more interest in what a girl isn't wearing?
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A woman sees a soldier ogling her at a dance.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

Bull Session / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Inks
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
During the Italian campaign, Privates Pete and Skeet...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Reamer Keller (signed)
Pencils
Reamer Keller (signed)
Inks
Reamer Keller (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
All I want is $250 a month alimony.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A wife just wants alimony in her divorce, leaving her children and her mother with her husband.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bill Wenzel (signed)
Pencils
Bill Wenzel (signed)
Inks
Bill Wenzel (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Do you mind opening the doors and windows...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier alone with a woman feels claustrophobic.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Stanley Rayon (signed as Sgt. Rayon)
Pencils
Stanley Rayon (signed as Sgt. Rayon)
Inks
Stanley Rayon (signed as Sgt. Rayon)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
May I cut in?
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A sailor tries to interrupt a soldier's wedding.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Harry Lampert (signed as Harry Lampert)
Pencils
Harry Lampert (signed as Harry Lampert)
Inks
Harry Lampert (signed as Harry Lampert)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Sis sent me down to entertain you while she's...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman has donned a glamorous evening dress just to "entertain" her sister's boyfriend.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

What's Buzzin' Cousin? / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Art Helfant (illustration)
Inks
Art Helfant (illustration)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
The C.O.'s complaint box was set up so that...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
George La Mendola (signed)
Pencils
George La Mendola (signed)
Inks
George La Mendola (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Sorry, sir, but we have't found it yet ourselves.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier bought a money belt with a secret pocket but even the store doesn't know where the pocket is located.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
Pencils
Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
Inks
Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I've been honorably discharged, but I can't change back.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man who was camouflaged as a tree has been discharged from the army but can't get out of his costume.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Henry Boltinoff (signed as Boltinoff)
Pencils
Henry Boltinoff (signed as Boltinoff)
Inks
Henry Boltinoff (signed as Boltinoff)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Certainly, I'm a doctor!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A witch doctor responds to a medical emergency.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

Dr. Funnybone / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Inks
Art Helfant (signed) (illustration)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Pvt. Paul: I figgered out that I get about 200 bucks...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Al Ross (signed)
Pencils
Al Ross (signed)
Inks
Al Ross (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Good shot.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
Two soldiers compliment the marksmanship of a woman who just shot her husband.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 42)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
Pencils
Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
Inks
Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
But Sarge - it's poifect for jungle fightin'!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier in the jungle wants to dress in animal skins.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 43)

Keep 'em Smiling / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Art Helfant (illustration)
Inks
Art Helfant (illustration)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Pvt. Pete: Hey Skeet, a dame who says she's your...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 44)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dan Brown (signed)
Pencils
Dan Brown (signed)
Inks
Dan Brown (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
What? You have no means of identification?
Genre
humor
Characters
Adolf Hitler; Benito Mussolini; Hideki Tojo
Synopsis
Hitler, Tojo and Mussolini attempt to discreetly create new identities at Ellis Island.
Keywords
Ellis Island

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 45)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Elmer Atkins (signed as Atkins)
Pencils
Elmer Atkins (signed as Atkins)
Inks
Elmer Atkins (signed as Atkins)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
They always speed up the picture when there's...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A cinema speeds up its movies in order to admit people waiting in the lobby.

[Soldier with Photograph of Wife] (Table of Contents: 46)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
Pencils
A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
Inks
A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)

Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
One soldier has several pin-ups over his bunk and smiles happily. The soldier adjacent has only a photograph of his wife and scowls.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 47)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Art Jackson (signed)
Pencils
Art Jackson (signed)
Inks
Art Jackson (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Prescott had to prove to himself that the flak was...
Genre
humor; aviation; military
Characters
Prescott
Synopsis
To prove the flak in the air was so thick he could walk on it, Prescott takes a stroll in mid-air.

April Fool (Table of Contents: 48)

Daffy Drafty / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Art Helfant (credited) (signed as Art Helfant)
Pencils
Art Helfant (credited) (signed as Art Helfant)
Inks
Art Helfant (credited) (signed as Art Helfant)
Letters
Art Helfant (credited) (signed as Art Helfant)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Wot? Only in April?
Genre
humor; military
Characters
Daffy Drafty
Synopsis
Daffy's sergeant gives him a furlough but it's an April Fool's Day prank.
Keywords
April Fool's

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 49)

Strictly GI / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
G.I. Wolf: For two pins I'd park and kiss you.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 50)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)
Pencils
Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)
Inks
Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
All right, all right, here's two-fifty - go take in a concert.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A sailor gives his girlfriend's little brother $2.50 for tickets to a concert in exchange for leaving them alone.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 51)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Milo Kinn (signed)
Pencils
Milo Kinn (signed)
Inks
Milo Kinn (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
A wise guy! I ask him for the countersign...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
An embarrassed soldier hands a sentry a sign for nylon panties rather than speak the countersign.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 52)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Chon Day (signed)
Pencils
Chon Day (signed)
Inks
Chon Day (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's terrible, not even a cigar band today.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Men collecting waste paper can't even find a cigar band.

Sigh By G.I. (Table of Contents: 53)

Singin Strategy / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 54)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Salo (signed)
Pencils
Salo (signed)
Inks
Salo (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
There goes Harper - stepping out with a memory tonight!
Genre
humor; military
Characters
Harper
Synopsis
Harper goes on a date with a memory of a woman instead of the actual person.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 55)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
Pencils
Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
Inks
Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
We've just about decided to rent the apartment...
Genre
humor; domestic
Synopsis
A couple want to build a fire in an apartment's fireplace before deciding whether to rent it.

[Soldier and Woman Run to Columnist] (Table of Contents: 56)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
George La Mendola (signed)
Pencils
George La Mendola (signed)
Inks
George La Mendola (signed)

Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier and a woman run to a newspaper columnist for relationship advice.

[Maid in a Vault] (Table of Contents: 57)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Tom Doerer (signed)
Pencils
Tom Doerer (signed)
Inks
Tom Doerer (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
An employment agency has managed to keep one maid - locked up in a safe.
Reprints

4 Swell Comics! (Table of Contents: 58) (Expand) /

promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

For Men Only? (Table of Contents: 59) (Expand) /

Larch Book Co. / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

3 Big Values in One (Table of Contents: 60) (Expand) /

Illinois Merchandise Mart / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Special Offer to Lovers (Table of Contents: 61) (Expand) /

Pickwick Co. / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

4 Fun-Packed Army + Navy Laugh Sensations! (Table of Contents: 62) (Expand) /

promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

Female Beauty Round the World (Table of Contents: 63) (Expand) /

Metro Publications / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 64)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Al Ross (signed as Ross)
Pencils
Al Ross (signed as Ross)
Inks
Al Ross (signed as Ross)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
- It's all right, madam - we're on our honeymoon.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier and his bride take their honeymoon inside a movie theater.

Indexer Notes

On back cover.

Editing
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Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. ["- Why do I always get stuck with a woman hater!"]
  2. 1. [Janet Blair]
    Fun Parade's Pin-Up Girl
  3. 2. ["During the day, she runs a riveting machine in a war plant!"]
  4. 3. ["How's about my giving him a quarter for the movies?"]
  5. 4. ["Pvt. Pinky: Hiya babe!"]
    They Kiss and Tell
  6. 5. ["Darling! You're so considerate!"]
  7. 6. ["I see a jealous tail-gunner!"]
  8. 7. ["And so the curtain falls on another performance..."]
  9. 8. ["Sherle: My fella can live just on water for weeks."]
    Camp Cuties
  10. 9. ["There's an example of how selfish my husband is."]
  11. 10. ["Have you got something a little milder?"]
  12. 11. ["Gob: I have some peculiar worms in this package..."]
    Gobs and Gals
  13. 12. [Sailor Follows Woman]
  14. 13. ["Take advantage of this peroxide bargain!"]
  15. 14. ["Watercolors always make me thirsty."]
  16. 15. ["Capt. Quip says when you ask for a pass and the..."]
    Captain Quip Says
  17. 16. ["Any of you guys know which way to Brooklyn?"]
  18. 17. ["It's a boy! Can't you tell by the wink?"]
  19. 18. ["Wouldn't you think they'd have given her the..."]
  20. 19. ["Eddie lost his helmet!"]
  21. 20. ["Pvt. John: But Sarge said..."]
    There's One in Every Camp
  22. 21. ["Can you cook?"]
  23. 22. ["Dear Mother – no, I haven't done much with my stamp collection lately!"]
  24. 23. ["Did you ever answer that letter the President sent you?"]
  25. 24. ["Mope: If you guess how many apples I've got in..."]
    Rookie Rumors
  26. 25. ["But Thelma - you paid last time!"]
  27. 26. ["Young man - you appear to have heart trouble."]
  28. 27. ["Pvt. Paul: Jones got a black eye."]
    Tent Topics
  29. 28. ["Business men always mark up the tablecloth..."]
  30. 29. ["They don't play anymore."]
  31. 30. ["Did you ever notice that a man shows more interest in what a girl isn't wearing?"]
  32. 31. ["During the Italian campaign, Privates Pete and Skeet..."]
    Bull Session
  33. 32. ["All I want is $250 a month alimony."]
  34. 33. ["Do you mind opening the doors and windows..."]
  35. 34. ["May I cut in?"]
  36. 35. ["Sis sent me down to entertain you while she's..."]
  37. 36. ["The C.O.'s complaint box was set up so that..."]
    What's Buzzin' Cousin?
  38. 37. ["Sorry, sir, but we have't found it yet ourselves."]
  39. 38. ["I've been honorably discharged, but I can't change back."]
  40. 39. ["Certainly, I'm a doctor!"]
  41. 40. ["Pvt. Paul: I figgered out that I get about 200 bucks..."]
    Dr. Funnybone
  42. 41. ["Good shot."]
  43. 42. ["But Sarge - it's poifect for jungle fightin'!"]
  44. 43. ["Pvt. Pete: Hey Skeet, a dame who says she's your..."]
    Keep 'em Smiling
  45. 44. ["What? You have no means of identification?"]
  46. 45. ["They always speed up the picture when there's..."]
  47. 46. [Soldier with Photograph of Wife]
  48. 47. ["Prescott had to prove to himself that the flak was..."]
  49. 48. April Fool
    Daffy Drafty
  50. 49. ["G.I. Wolf: For two pins I'd park and kiss you."]
    Strictly GI
  51. 50. ["All right, all right, here's two-fifty - go take in a concert."]
  52. 51. ["A wise guy! I ask him for the countersign..."]
  53. 52. ["It's terrible, not even a cigar band today."]
  54. 53. Sigh By G.I.
    Singin Strategy
  55. 54. ["There goes Harper - stepping out with a memory tonight!"]
  56. 55. ["We've just about decided to rent the apartment..."]
  57. 56. [Soldier and Woman Run to Columnist]
  58. 57. [Maid in a Vault]
  59. 58. 4 Swell Comics!
  60. 59. For Men Only?
    Larch Book Co.
  61. 60. 3 Big Values in One
    Illinois Merchandise Mart
  62. 61. Special Offer to Lovers
    Pickwick Co.
  63. 62. 4 Fun-Packed Army + Navy Laugh Sensations!
  64. 63. Female Beauty Round the World
    Metro Publications
  65. 64. ["- It's all right, madam - we're on our honeymoon."]
This issue was modified by
  • Michael Hoskin
  • Chad Wicker