Gallery #v1#5
(March 1973)

Gallery, 1972 Series
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Volume
1
Price
1.00 USD
Pages
188
Indicia Frequency
monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
?
Editing
James L. Spurlock (editor); F. Lee Bailey (publisher)

Issue Notes

1.5 page illustration by Skip Williamson for story "Deadly Nightshade" by Robert Anton Wilson on pages 76-77.

The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1)

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Script
? [as Dabb] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Dabb] (signed)
Inks
? [as Dabb] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Doctor, are you sure this is what's meant by 'socialized medicine'?
Genre
humor; medical
Synopsis
A nude doctor examines his naive young female patient, who is also nude.
Keywords
doctor; nude; stethoscope

Indexer Notes

Page 33.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

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Script
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Pencils
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Inks
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
... Hasn't that business gotten you into enough trouble, Harris?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A policeman objects when a man uses a tin-can telephone to make obscene calls from his second-story window.
Keywords
obscene calls; telephone

Indexer Notes

Page 47.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

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Script
? [as Montero] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Montero] (signed)
Inks
? [as Montero] (signed)
Colors
? [as Montero] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
But what if I have a tadpole or something?
Genre
humor; fantasy-supernatural
Synopsis
The old joke with a princess in bed with a giant frog.
Keywords
fairy tale; frog; princess

Indexer Notes

Page 65.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

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Script
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Pencils
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Inks
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
... for a guy making obscene phone calls he's got absolutely no imagination ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two commuters in a train station comment on a little man in the phone booth reading from a "Sex & Marriage Manual."
Keywords
obscene phone call; phonebooth; sex manual; telephone

Indexer Notes

Page 83.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

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Script
Shell Fisher (signed)
Pencils
Shell Fisher (signed)
Inks
Shell Fisher (signed)
Colors
Shell Fisher (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You mean I'm NOT hanging onto the saddle horn?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman is sharing a horseback ride, when she realizes she's not hanging on to what she thought she was.
Keywords
horse; saddle

Indexer Notes

Page 97.

ABC (Table of Contents: 6)

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Script
Tony Eikenbary (signed)
Pencils
Tony Eikenbary (signed)
Inks
Tony Eikenbary (signed)
Colors
Tony Eikenbary (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Eleven cartoons using anthropomorphized letters of the alphabet for jokes, mostly of a sexual nature.

Indexer Notes

Pages 115-117.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

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Script
? [as Aspinwell] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Aspinwell] (signed)
Inks
? [as Aspinwell] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
If there's one thing I can't stand it's a green-noser.
Genre
humor; science fiction
Synopsis
The crew of a space ship don't like the way one member kowtows to the ship's leader.
Keywords
aliens; cigar; raygun; smoking; space ship

Indexer Notes

Page 121.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

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Script
Robert Hageman ? [as Hageman] (signed)
Pencils
Robert Hageman ? [as Hageman] (signed)
Inks
Robert Hageman ? [as Hageman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You have all the necessary qualifications. What kind of work do you do?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A personnel manager is ready to hire a pretty, shapely girl as soon as she opens the door.
Keywords
personnel

Indexer Notes

Page 123.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

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Script
Bruce Ackerman (signed)
Pencils
Bruce Ackerman (signed)
Inks
Bruce Ackerman (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Certainly I'm a good actress .. care to see how beautifully I can fake an orgasm?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An actress is ready to give an example of her abilities to a producer in his office.
Keywords
casting couch; movies; producer

Indexer Notes

Page 124.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

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Script
Robert Hageman ? [as Hageman] (signed)
Pencils
Robert Hageman ? [as Hageman] (signed)
Inks
Robert Hageman ? [as Hageman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Do you have a womens magazine that doesn't care if you're over weight, legally married, and wear a bra?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A middle-aged woman is looking for a magazine aimed at her demographic.
Keywords
magazine

Indexer Notes

Page 125.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

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Script
Bill Maul (signed)
Pencils
Bill Maul (signed)
Inks
Bill Maul (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
The obscene breathing you have just heard was previously recorded during a whale rape.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman in a bikini holds a seashell up to her ear and gets an obscene call.
Keywords
beach; bikini; seashell

Indexer Notes

Page 126.

[Keyhole Stripper] (Table of Contents: 12)

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Script
? [as Repetto] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Repetto] (signed)
Inks
? [as Repetto] (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man in a side balcony at a strip show can only enjoy it if he's watching it through a keyhole.
Keywords
keyhole; strip show; voyeurism

Indexer Notes

Page 127.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

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Script
Robert Hageman ? [as Hageman] (signed)
Pencils
Robert Hageman ? [as Hageman] (signed)
Inks
Robert Hageman ? [as Hageman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You've got to admit he's keeping his campaign promise to get them off the street.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two men on the street look at a button on a lamp post that has a sign above it that reads "Push button for hooker."
Keywords
lamp post; prostitution

Indexer Notes

Page 128.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

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Script
? [as Sauré] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Sauré] (signed)
Inks
? [as Sauré] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
He won't have room to spell assistance.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Three men are stranded on a desert island. On of them is making a message from rocks but it only says "We are in dire need of ass..." before he runs out of room.
Keywords
desert island; double-entendre

Indexer Notes

Page 130.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

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Script
Bill Maul (signed)
Pencils
Bill Maul (signed)
Inks
Bill Maul (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Who assumes the dominant position ... the bird or the bee?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A father is having a birds and bees talk with his son, who is more well-informed than was thought.
Keywords
sex education

Indexer Notes

Page 131.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

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Script
John Jonik [as Jonik] (signed)
Pencils
John Jonik [as Jonik] (signed)
Inks
John Jonik [as Jonik] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Nice try, pal, but the rules are very clear on this point.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A devil tells a man in Hell that he can't wear an asbestos suit.
Keywords
asbestos; devil; Hell

Indexer Notes

Page 132.

[Love Thy Neighbor Motel] (Table of Contents: 17)

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Script
? [as Sauré] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Sauré] (signed)
Inks
? [as Sauré] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
The sign outside a motel says "Love Thy Neighbor, Stay Here All Night $8.00"
Keywords
double-entrendre; motel

Indexer Notes

Page 133.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

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Script
Bill Maul (signed)
Pencils
Bill Maul (signed)
Inks
Bill Maul (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oh, God, Sir Charles ... I hope not!
Genre
humor; satire-parody
Synopsis
The usual part of the Cinderella fairy tale, with the prince searching for the match for the glass slipper. However, in this household, it's a gay man who wants to try on the slipper.
Keywords
Cinderella; fairy tale; glass slipper; homosexual

Indexer Notes

Page 134.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

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Script
Bruce Ackerman (signed)
Pencils
Bruce Ackerman (signed)
Inks
Bruce Ackerman (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
My bidet is out of order.
Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
A prisoner in a dungeon complains of his accommodations.
Keywords
bidet; dungeon; whip

Indexer Notes

Page 135.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

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Script
Bob Schochet [as Schochet] (signed)
Pencils
Bob Schochet [as Schochet] (signed)
Inks
Bob Schochet [as Schochet] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
He has some nerve complaining to me all the time about pulling out too soon!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman complains about a military officer's attitude.
Keywords
Army; double-entendre

Indexer Notes

Page 136.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

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Script
Bill Maul (signed)
Pencils
Bill Maul (signed)
Inks
Bill Maul (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oh ... I thought you asked me in to look at your Grandfather's clock.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
For some reason, a man brings his date in to look at his grandfather in the nude.
Keywords
double-entendre; grandfather; nude

Indexer Notes

Page 137.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

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Script
Sin ? (signed)
Pencils
Sin ? (signed)
Inks
Sin ? (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Harry's been very depressed lately.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A wife belabors the obvious when her husband sits on a couch with a gun aimed at his head.
Keywords
depression; handgun; suicide

Indexer Notes

Page 138. Artist's signature is not clear.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

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Script
George Dole (signed)
Pencils
George Dole (signed)
Inks
George Dole (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I don't know nothing. I was just told to deliver two dozen dunce caps.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man is told to deliver dunce caps to M. I. T. (Massachusetts Institute of Technology).
Keywords
college; dunce caps; Massachusetts

Indexer Notes

Page 139.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

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Script
Bill Maul (signed)
Pencils
Bill Maul (signed)
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Bill Maul (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Pretty Bird Beachhead! Black Lace Boomerang! Operation Pink Bunny! ... Who in hell came up with these code names?
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A gay staff member submits some unacceptable operation names to a General.
Keywords
Army; homosexual

Indexer Notes

Page 140.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

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Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I think it's a trick, keep drilling.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
One safecracker looks at sales chart on the wall that is in freefall and tries to decide whether it's worthwhile for his partner to continue to break into the safe.
Keywords
burglars; keys; safecrackers

Indexer Notes

Page 141.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

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Script
Bruce Ackerman (signed)
Pencils
Bruce Ackerman (signed)
Inks
Bruce Ackerman (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Let me through, please! I'm a doctor.
Genre
humor
Characters
Dr. Frankenstein; Frankenstein's Monster
Synopsis
When a man collapses on the sidewalk, Dr. Frankenstein rides up on the shoulder of his monster.
Keywords
doctor; monster

Indexer Notes

Page 142.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

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?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
On the other hand she might be a women's libber just itching to put down a male chauvinist.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two men at a party are undecided about approaching a nude woman sitting on a couch.
Keywords
nude; party

Indexer Notes

Page 143. Cartoon is not signed.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

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Script
Bill Maul (signed)
Pencils
Bill Maul (signed)
Inks
Bill Maul (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Good lord! They're cannibals!
Genre
humor; science fiction
Synopsis
Two small aliens climb down from their flying saucer and peek in a car window in a "lovers' lane."
Keywords
aliens; flying saucer

Indexer Notes

Page 144.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

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? [as P. Brady] (signed)
Pencils
? [as P. Brady] (signed)
Inks
? [as P. Brady] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Quite candidly, Mr. Winslow, I expected your seductive prowess to be a bit more polished than, 'I'll show you my pee-wee if you show me your wee-wee!'
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman finds a middle-aged man's attempt at seduction to be crude.
Keywords
seduction

Indexer Notes

Page 153.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

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Script
Kevin Woodcock (signed)
Pencils
Kevin Woodcock (signed)
Inks
Kevin Woodcock (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I shall have to remember that one—all I did was split my tights!
Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
A king and queen laugh heartily when the jester splits his tights.
Keywords
jester; king; queen

Indexer Notes

Page 154.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

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? [as Chada] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Chada] (signed)
Inks
? [as Chada] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Come quick, leaders, one of the search party has fallen into a crater!
Genre
humor; science fiction
Synopsis
Aliens in a miniature flying saucer explore the nude body of a sleeping woman.
Keywords
aliens; flying saucer; nude

Indexer Notes

Page 155.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

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Script
? [as Dare] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Dare] (signed)
Inks
? [as Dare] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Lately, I don't want to kiss Silver—I want to kiss Tonto.
Genre
humor; satire-parody; western-frontier
Characters
Lone Ranger
Synopsis
The Lone Ranger is lying on a psychiatrist's couch, revealing homosexual tendencies.
Keywords
homosexual; psychiatrist

Indexer Notes

Page 157.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

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Script
George Dole (signed)
Pencils
George Dole (signed)
Inks
George Dole (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
We don't have a retirement plan, you'll be working for somebody else before then.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A company doesn't expect to keep its employees very long.
Keywords
personnel; retirement

Indexer Notes

Page 158.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

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Script
Alfredo Olivera ? (signed)
Pencils
Alfredo Olivera ? (signed)
Inks
Alfredo Olivera ? (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I hear he has friends in high places in the government.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two birds on a branch talk about a third, who resembles the eagle on the Seal of the United States.
Keywords
birds; Seal of United States

Indexer Notes

Page 162. Last name of artist is not clear.

[Conducting from Vinyl Record] (Table of Contents: 35)

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Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Instead of sheet music, a symphony conductor has a vinyl record on his podium.
Keywords
conductor; symphony; vinyl record

Indexer Notes

Page 170. A pantomime cartoon. Artist signature is not legible.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

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?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
It was the last time I saw my husband.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman talks to her friend about her bridal picture, which shows the husband walking off-camera.
Keywords
desertion; photograph; wedding

Indexer Notes

Page 172. Artist name is not legible.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

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Script
John Ruge [as Ruge] (signed)
Pencils
John Ruge [as Ruge] (signed)
Inks
John Ruge [as Ruge] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Let me tell you about Goldilocks and the three bears—the names are changed to protect the innocent.
Genre
humor; satire-parody
Synopsis
A father, armed with a revolver in a shoulder holster, tells his son a modern bedtime story.
Keywords
bedtime story; Dragnet; revolver; shoulder holster

Indexer Notes

Page 176. The phrase "the names have been changed to protect the innocent" was used in the preface of every episode of the "Dragnet" radio and TV series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

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John Jonik [as Jonik] (signed)
Pencils
John Jonik [as Jonik] (signed)
Inks
John Jonik [as Jonik] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
It only hurts when I laugh.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two prisoners are shackled hand and foot to the wall of a dungeon. A torturer dressed as a clown is coming down the stairs.
Keywords
clown; dungeon; shackles; torture

Indexer Notes

Page 182.

Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 1. ["Doctor, are you sure this is what's meant by 'socialized medicine'?"]
  2. 2. ["... Hasn't that business gotten you into enough trouble, Harris?"]
  3. 3. ["But what if I have a tadpole or something?"]
  4. 4. ["... for a guy making obscene phone calls he's got absolutely no imagination ..."]
  5. 5. ["You mean I'm NOT hanging onto the saddle horn?"]
  6. 6. ABC
  7. 7. ["If there's one thing I can't stand it's a green-noser."]
  8. 8. ["You have all the necessary qualifications. What kind of work do you do?"]
  9. 9. ["Certainly I'm a good actress .. care to see how beautifully I can fake an orgasm?"]
  10. 10. ["Do you have a womens magazine that doesn't care if you're over weight, legally married, and wear a bra?"]
  11. 11. ["The obscene breathing you have just heard was previously recorded during a whale rape."]
  12. 12. [Keyhole Stripper]
  13. 13. ["You've got to admit he's keeping his campaign promise to get them off the street."]
  14. 14. ["He won't have room to spell assistance."]
  15. 15. ["Who assumes the dominant position ... the bird or the bee?"]
  16. 16. ["Nice try, pal, but the rules are very clear on this point."]
  17. 17. [Love Thy Neighbor Motel]
  18. 18. ["Oh, God, Sir Charles ... I hope not!"]
  19. 19. ["My bidet is out of order."]
  20. 20. ["He has some nerve complaining to me all the time about pulling out too soon!"]
  21. 21. ["Oh ... I thought you asked me in to look at your Grandfather's clock."]
  22. 22. ["Harry's been very depressed lately."]
  23. 23. ["I don't know nothing. I was just told to deliver two dozen dunce caps."]
  24. 24. ["Pretty Bird Beachhead! Black Lace Boomerang! Operation Pink Bunny! ... Who in hell came up with these code names?"]
  25. 25. ["I think it's a trick, keep drilling."]
  26. 26. ["Let me through, please! I'm a doctor."]
  27. 27. ["On the other hand she might be a women's libber just itching to put down a male chauvinist."]
  28. 28. ["Good lord! They're cannibals!"]
  29. 29. ["Quite candidly, Mr. Winslow, I expected your seductive prowess to be a bit more polished than, 'I'll show you my pee-wee if you show me your wee-wee!'"]
  30. 30. ["I shall have to remember that one—all I did was split my tights!"]
  31. 31. ["Come quick, leaders, one of the search party has fallen into a crater!"]
  32. 32. ["Lately, I don't want to kiss Silver—I want to kiss Tonto."]
  33. 33. ["We don't have a retirement plan, you'll be working for somebody else before then."]
  34. 34. ["I hear he has friends in high places in the government."]
  35. 35. [Conducting from Vinyl Record]
  36. 36. ["It was the last time I saw my husband."]
  37. 37. ["Let me tell you about Goldilocks and the three bears—the names are changed to protect the innocent."]
  38. 38. ["It only hurts when I laugh."]
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