- Script
- Frank Doyle
- Pencils
- Bill Vigoda
- Inks
- Bill Vigoda
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- Victor Gorelick
- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Archie Andrews; Reggie Mantle; Veronica Lodge; Hiram Lodge
- Synopsis
- To get in good with Mr. Lodge, Archie brings him a basket of live crabs. The twist is that the crabs don't bite him this time.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- basket; crabs; tickling
Archie's line "I got some seafood, momma!" is a reference to the Andrews Sisters song "Hold Tight (Want Some Seafood Mama)."
- Script
- Bill Golliher (credited)
- Pencils
- Dan Parent (credited)
- Inks
- Rich Koslowski (credited)
- Colors
- Glenn Whitmore (credited)
- Letters
- Jack Morelli (credited)
- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Hermione Lodge; Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones; Reggie Mantle
- Synopsis
- Betty and Veronica learn a lesson about helping others after a cursed pair of shoes won't let Betty stop dancing.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- curse
Based on a story by Hans Christian Anderson.
- Script
- Rich Margopoulos
- Pencils
- Stan Goldberg
- Inks
- Rudy Lapick
- Colors
- Barry Grossman
- Letters
- Bill Yoshida
- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Mr. Weatherbee; Archie Andrews; Moose Mason; Jughead Jones; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Reggie Mantle; Miss Grundy; Dilton Doiley; Chuck Clayton; Ms. Beazly
- Synopsis
- Mr. Weatherbee installs cameras around the school to watch all of the students at all times and interact with them via intercom. The students become uncomfortable, and Ms. Beazly quits her job when Mr. Weatherbee spies on her. Later, Archie tells the gang about George Orwell's novel "1984", and they realize how similar it is to their situation.
- Reprints
This story is broken up into four chapters:
Chapter 1 - "...And If You Don't Watch Out, Someone Will Be Watching You!!"
Chapter 2 - "-and the Computers Have Everything Under Control...Under Control..."
Chapter 3 - "and Uncle Sam Knows What's Best, So Do It--Or Else!!!"
Chapter 4 - "-and No One Dares Talk About Freedom of Speech!"