(November 1954)

Pocket Magazines, 1954 Series
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Volume
1
Price
0.15 USD
Pages
68
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
Pocket Magazines, Inc.
Editing
?

Issue Notes

Indexed from scanned copy at https://digitalcomicmuseum.com

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents)

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Pencils
Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)
Inks
Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)
Colors
?
Letters
?

Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1)

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Script
? [as Vesel] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Vesel] (signed)
Inks
? [as Vesel] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Clancy, change that channel...
Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

On inside front cover.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

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Script
Melvin Millar (signed)
Pencils
Melvin Millar (signed)
Inks
Melvin Millar (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Why don't you take time out now to get...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

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Script
Joseph Farris (signed as JG Farris)
Pencils
Joseph Farris (signed as JG Farris)
Inks
Joseph Farris (signed as JG Farris)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Mind if I look at your TV?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

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Script
Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
Pencils
Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
Inks
Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
What draft, Miss Twiggs?
Genre
humor
Characters
Miss Twiggs
Synopsis
Miss Twiggs feels a draft. The man she's with pretends to not notice.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

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Script
Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)
Pencils
Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)
Inks
Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You'd better take your sandwich off the plate!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

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Script
Lloyd Baker (signed)
Pencils
Lloyd Baker (signed)
Inks
Lloyd Baker (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'd say mademoiselle's present brand is too...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

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Script
Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)
Pencils
Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)
Inks
Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I only asked how his business was -
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

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Script
Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)
Pencils
Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)
Inks
Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Your idea of hidden TV cameras in each department...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

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Script
Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
Pencils
Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
Inks
Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I just love to look into your Polaroid eyes, Helen.
Genre
humor
Characters
Helen
Synopsis
A man looks into Helen's eyes while she's wearing sunglasses.

[Man Refuses to Let Firefighters Save Him] (Table of Contents: 10)

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Script
Ray Forest (signed)
Pencils
Ray Forest (signed)
Inks
Ray Forest (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man is enjoying his television program so much that he refuses to let firefighters evacuate him from his burning home.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

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Script
Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)
Pencils
Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)
Inks
Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
If you're getting rid of everything...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

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Script
Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)
Pencils
Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)
Inks
Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
How is the new girl in files doing?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

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Script
Dick Smolinski (signed)
Pencils
Dick Smolinski (signed)
Inks
Dick Smolinski (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Financing is easy... if you cut down on some other expenses.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

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Script
Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)
Pencils
Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)
Inks
Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I must admit it's the most different set I've ever seen!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

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Script
Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)
Pencils
Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)
Inks
Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'll have to hang up now, dear - somebody wants...
Genre
humor

[Businessman's Audience Needs Cue Cards] (Table of Contents: 16)

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Script
Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)
Pencils
Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)
Inks
Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A businessman's audience needs cue cards to know when to laugh at his jokes.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

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Script
Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)
Pencils
Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)
Inks
Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Can she cook?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man at a slave auction wonders if the female slave can cook.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

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Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
For years I've been nagging Simon to do something...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

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Script
Joseph Farris (signed as JG Farris)
Pencils
Joseph Farris (signed as JG Farris)
Inks
Joseph Farris (signed as JG Farris)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
One way to get this lousy program off the air...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

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Script
Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
Pencils
Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
Inks
Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
At first I was just another girl singer...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A singer attributes her success to wearing strapless gowns.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

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Script
Melvin Millar (signed)
Pencils
Melvin Millar (signed)
Inks
Melvin Millar (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Stop it, X-3E!
Genre
humor; science fiction
Characters
X-3E
Synopsis
The robot girlfriend of robot X-3E complains that her resistance tube is weak against him.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

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Script
Melvin Millar (signed)
Pencils
Melvin Millar (signed)
Inks
Melvin Millar (signed)
Letters
Melvin Millar (signed)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Think
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A portrait of a woman in a bar has the 'think' sign draped over her.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

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Script
Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)
Pencils
Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)
Inks
Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Darling, your pearls are like teeth.
Genre
humor; medical
Synopsis
A dentist compliments a woman by comparing her pearls to teeth.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

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Script
Dick Weinert (signed)
Pencils
Dick Weinert (signed)
Inks
Dick Weinert (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
He's been keeping me in the dark.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

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Script
Frank Lavan (signed)
Pencils
Frank Lavan (signed)
Inks
Frank Lavan (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You've been cold toward me lately.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man and woman are alone on an island. The woman wonders if the man has met someone else.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

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Script
Jack Pierce (signed)
Pencils
Jack Pierce (signed)
Inks
Jack Pierce (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
We thought you'd like it this way.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier returns home to find his room has been decorated to look like army barracks.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

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Script
?
Pencils
?
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?
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
What is it, Figby - and I'm warning you...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

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Script
Ray Forest (signed)
Pencils
Ray Forest (signed)
Inks
Ray Forest (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I talked while Jackie Gleason was telling a joke!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man was thrown out of a bar for talking during a Jackie Gleason program.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

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Script
Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)
Pencils
Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)
Inks
Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Couldn't they just talk it over like intelligent people...
Genre
humor; sports
Keywords
boxing

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

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Script
Roy Delgado (signed)
Pencils
Roy Delgado (signed)
Inks
Roy Delgado (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm lost, miss... where do you live?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

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Script
Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)
Pencils
Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)
Inks
Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
When I get near a man... any man...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

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Script
Ray Forest (signed)
Pencils
Ray Forest (signed)
Inks
Ray Forest (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
If it wasn't for Mimi he wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

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Script
Ray Forest (signed)
Pencils
Ray Forest (signed)
Inks
Ray Forest (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm no sore loser... I hope you're happy for the rest...
Genre
humor

Man Overinflates Tires (Table of Contents: 34)

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Script
Melvin Millar (signed)
Pencils
Melvin Millar (signed)
Inks
Melvin Millar (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A gas station attendant gazing at woman overinflates a car's tire.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

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Script
Pro Procyson (signed)
Pencils
Pro Procyson (signed)
Inks
Pro Procyson (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Just a minute, folks - the chorus girls are undressing!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

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Script
? [as Gross] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Gross] (signed)
Inks
? [as Gross] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
He says he built it to have a little privacy!
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

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?
Pencils
?
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?
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Two old-fashioneds, please.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

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Script
? [as Gross] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Gross] (signed)
Inks
? [as Gross] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Just think of all those mothers-in-law!
Genre
humor

[Prisoner Bends Bars in Shape of Woman] (Table of Contents: 39)

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Script
Jack Pierce (signed)
Pencils
Jack Pierce (signed)
Inks
Jack Pierce (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A prisoner has bent the bars in his cell into the shape of a woman.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

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Script
?
Pencils
?
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?
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's a strapless wrist watch to match my gown.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

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Script
Roy Delgado (signed)
Pencils
Roy Delgado (signed)
Inks
Roy Delgado (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Me and my big mouth!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 42)

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Script
Lew Follette (signed)
Pencils
Lew Follette (signed)
Inks
Lew Follette (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
And don't disgrace me by talking so much tonight...
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 43)

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Script
Lew Follette (signed)
Pencils
Lew Follette (signed)
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Lew Follette (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I feel it's rushing things to let a boy kiss me...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 44)

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Script
Dick Weinert (signed)
Pencils
Dick Weinert (signed)
Inks
Dick Weinert (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
You don't take your game serious enough...
Genre
humor; sports
Keywords
golf

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 45)

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?
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?
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?
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's his laryngitis, doctor!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 46)

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Script
Jack Pierce (signed)
Pencils
Jack Pierce (signed)
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Jack Pierce (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
You're late.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 47)

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Script
Dick Weinert (signed)
Pencils
Dick Weinert (signed)
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Dick Weinert (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I always say, a ring on the finger is worth two...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 48)

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Script
Dick Smolinski (signed)
Pencils
Dick Smolinski (signed)
Inks
Dick Smolinski (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Miss Cummings, let's you and I have an inter-cardiac talk!
Genre
humor; medical

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 49)

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Script
Roy Delgado (signed)
Pencils
Roy Delgado (signed)
Inks
Roy Delgado (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I do - any other silly questions?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 50)

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Script
Frank Lavan (signed)
Pencils
Frank Lavan (signed)
Inks
Frank Lavan (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
That was some demonstration.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 51)

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Script
Jack Pierce (signed)
Pencils
Jack Pierce (signed)
Inks
Jack Pierce (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Marriages are wonderful institutions, son.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 52)

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Script
Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)
Pencils
Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)
Inks
Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
This model doesn't have a clutch, sir!
Genre
humor

[Monkey Salutes Woman] (Table of Contents: 53)

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Script
Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)
Pencils
Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)
Inks
Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
An organ grinder's monkey tips his hat to a passing woman.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 54)

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Script
Harry Jones (signed)
Pencils
Harry Jones (signed)
Inks
Harry Jones (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Funny you haven't that book.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 55)

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Script
Dick Weinert (signed)
Pencils
Dick Weinert (signed)
Inks
Dick Weinert (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Principal wants to see you, Miss Roe...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 56)

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Script
? [as Marty] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Marty] (signed)
Inks
? [as Marty] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
...Alll of a sudden I see a short, stocky, middle-aged...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 57)

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Script
Roy Williams (signed)
Pencils
Roy Williams (signed)
Inks
Roy Williams (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Stop me if you've heard this one.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 58)

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Script
Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)
Pencils
Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)
Inks
Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Acme Candy Company - yum-yum!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
The receptionist for a candy company greets people by saying "yum-yum."

[Dancing Directions] (Table of Contents: 59)

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Script
Roy Williams (signed)
Pencils
Roy Williams (signed)
Inks
Roy Williams (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A dancer receives instructions on which moves to take by a man's movements.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 60)

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Script
Roy Williams (signed)
Pencils
Roy Williams (signed)
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Roy Williams (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Loyal, faithful little stinker - isn't he dependable?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 61)

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?
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?
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?
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Lend you ten dollars?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 62)

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Script
Dick Weinert (signed)
Pencils
Dick Weinert (signed)
Inks
Dick Weinert (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
But, Mr. Pollnow, when I said that I felt like...
Genre
humor; sports
Keywords
golf

[Man Squirts Grapefruit Juice] (Table of Contents: 63)

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Script
Joseph Farris (signed as JG Farris)
Pencils
Joseph Farris (signed as JG Farris)
Inks
Joseph Farris (signed as JG Farris)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man gazing at another woman squirts grapefruit juice into his wife's eye.

[Man Greets Neighbor with Garden Hose] (Table of Contents: 64)

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Script
? [as Gross] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Gross] (signed)
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? [as Gross] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man introduces himself to his female neighbor by tying his garden hose into the word 'hello.'

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 65)

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Script
Dick Weinert (signed)
Pencils
Dick Weinert (signed)
Inks
Dick Weinert (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Me and my snap judgment!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 66)

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Script
? [as C. Gray] (signed)
Pencils
? [as C. Gray] (signed)
Inks
? [as C. Gray] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Would you happen to know a half dozen girls...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 67)

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Script
Ray Forest (signed)
Pencils
Ray Forest (signed)
Inks
Ray Forest (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oscar claims that as far as he's concerned...
Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

On inside back cover.

[People Jump Off Television Screen] (Table of Contents: 68)

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Script
Ray Forest (signed)
Pencils
Ray Forest (signed)
Inks
Ray Forest (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Tiny figures of people jump off of a television screen.

Indexer Notes

On back cover.

Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. [no title indexed]
  2. 1. ["Clancy, change that channel..."]
  3. 2. ["Why don't you take time out now to get..."]
  4. 3. ["Mind if I look at your TV?"]
  5. 4. ["What draft, Miss Twiggs?"]
  6. 5. ["You'd better take your sandwich off the plate!"]
  7. 6. ["I'd say mademoiselle's present brand is too..."]
  8. 7. ["I only asked how his business was -"]
  9. 8. ["Your idea of hidden TV cameras in each department..."]
  10. 9. ["I just love to look into your Polaroid eyes, Helen."]
  11. 10. [Man Refuses to Let Firefighters Save Him]
  12. 11. ["If you're getting rid of everything..."]
  13. 12. ["How is the new girl in files doing?"]
  14. 13. ["Financing is easy... if you cut down on some other expenses."]
  15. 14. ["I must admit it's the most different set I've ever seen!"]
  16. 15. ["I'll have to hang up now, dear - somebody wants..."]
  17. 16. [Businessman's Audience Needs Cue Cards]
  18. 17. ["Can she cook?"]
  19. 18. ["For years I've been nagging Simon to do something..."]
  20. 19. ["One way to get this lousy program off the air..."]
  21. 20. ["At first I was just another girl singer..."]
  22. 21. ["Stop it, X-3E!"]
  23. 22. ["Think"]
  24. 23. ["Darling, your pearls are like teeth."]
  25. 24. ["He's been keeping me in the dark."]
  26. 25. ["You've been cold toward me lately."]
  27. 26. ["We thought you'd like it this way."]
  28. 27. ["What is it, Figby - and I'm warning you..."]
  29. 28. ["I talked while Jackie Gleason was telling a joke!"]
  30. 29. ["Couldn't they just talk it over like intelligent people..."]
  31. 30. ["I'm lost, miss... where do you live?"]
  32. 31. ["When I get near a man... any man..."]
  33. 32. ["If it wasn't for Mimi he wouldn't get any exercise at all."]
  34. 33. ["I'm no sore loser... I hope you're happy for the rest..."]
  35. 34. Man Overinflates Tires
  36. 35. ["Just a minute, folks - the chorus girls are undressing!"]
  37. 36. ["He says he built it to have a little privacy!"]
  38. 37. ["Two old-fashioneds, please."]
  39. 38. ["Just think of all those mothers-in-law!"]
  40. 39. [Prisoner Bends Bars in Shape of Woman]
  41. 40. ["It's a strapless wrist watch to match my gown."]
  42. 41. ["Me and my big mouth!"]
  43. 42. ["And don't disgrace me by talking so much tonight..."]
  44. 43. ["I feel it's rushing things to let a boy kiss me..."]
  45. 44. ["You don't take your game serious enough..."]
  46. 45. ["It's his laryngitis, doctor!"]
  47. 46. ["You're late."]
  48. 47. ["I always say, a ring on the finger is worth two..."]
  49. 48. ["Miss Cummings, let's you and I have an inter-cardiac talk!"]
  50. 49. ["I do - any other silly questions?"]
  51. 50. ["That was some demonstration."]
  52. 51. ["Marriages are wonderful institutions, son."]
  53. 52. ["This model doesn't have a clutch, sir!"]
  54. 53. [Monkey Salutes Woman]
  55. 54. ["Funny you haven't that book."]
  56. 55. ["Principal wants to see you, Miss Roe..."]
  57. 56. ["...Alll of a sudden I see a short, stocky, middle-aged..."]
  58. 57. ["Stop me if you've heard this one."]
  59. 58. ["Acme Candy Company - yum-yum!"]
  60. 59. [Dancing Directions]
  61. 60. ["Loyal, faithful little stinker - isn't he dependable?"]
  62. 61. ["Lend you ten dollars?"]
  63. 62. ["But, Mr. Pollnow, when I said that I felt like..."]
  64. 63. [Man Squirts Grapefruit Juice]
  65. 64. [Man Greets Neighbor with Garden Hose]
  66. 65. ["Me and my snap judgment!"]
  67. 66. ["Would you happen to know a half dozen girls..."]
  68. 67. ["Oscar claims that as far as he's concerned..."]
  69. 68. [People Jump Off Television Screen]
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