JLA: Classified #6 [Newsstand]

(June 2005)

Gotta Have Longer Lasting Juicy Fruit (Table of Contents: 1) (Expand) /

Juicy Fruit Gum / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Hell… Hell… The Gang's All Here! (Table of Contents: 2)

I Can't Believe It's Not The Justice League / comic story / 22 pages (report information)

Script

Keith Giffen; J. M. DeMatteis

Pencils

Kevin Maguire

Inks

Joe Rubinstein

Colors

David Baron

Letters

Bob Lappan

Genre

humor; superhero

Characters

Max Lord; L-Ron; Sue Dibny; the Super Buddies [Booster Gold; Blue Beetle [Ted Kord]; Mary Marvel [Mary Batson]; Fire [Beatriz DaCosta]; Elongated Man [Ralph Dibny]]; Guy Gardner; Power Girl [Karen Starr]; Etrigan, the Demon; Garc; P'Yook; Ice [Tora Olafsdotter]

Synopsis

The heroes find that Hell means many things to different members: Beatriz gets lousy cell-phone service, Mary can't access her powers, Booster apologizes profusely for getting them all into this mess but no one cares, Ted is harsh and Ralph is thinking about his unborn children. Discussions of God and the hereafter also abound. Guy uses the artifact to send himself and Power Girl to the rescue, where he reveals that he has his ring power back. As the heroes start working in the fast-food restaurant in Hell, Beatriz notices one of the customers is Ice.

Reprints

• in I Can't Believe It's Not the Justice League (DC, 2005 series) (2005 [January 2006])
• in JLA Sonderband (Panini Deutschland, 2004 series) #18 - Zum Glück ist das nicht die Justice League (Mai 2007)

The Way It Was Meant To Be Seen (Table of Contents: 3) (Expand) /

Dragon Ball Z / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

It Will Be A Great Victory, If Any Human Suvives... (Table of Contents: 4) (Expand) /

Advent Rising / advertisement / 2 pages (report information)

Path To Success (Table of Contents: 5) (Expand) /

Magic The Gathering / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

If You See Them It's Too Late (Table of Contents: 6) (Expand) /

Magic The Gathering / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Home Away (Table of Contents: 7) (Expand) /

Magic The Gathering / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Every Pursuit Has Its Price (Table of Contents: 8) (Expand) /

Trivial Pursuit / advertisement / 2 pages (report information)

Touching Is Good (Table of Contents: 9) (Expand) /

Super Mario; Need For Speed; Nintendo DS / advertisement / 2 pages (report information)

The Matrix Has Only Just Begun To Give Up Its Secrets (Table of Contents: 10) (Expand) /

The Matrix / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

The Psychic Adventure From The Mind of Tim Schafer (Table of Contents: 11) (Expand) /

Psychonauts / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Spy Vs. Spy (Table of Contents: 12) (Expand) /

Spy Vs. Spy / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

DC In Demand 04.05 (Table of Contents: 13) (Expand) /

DC In Demand / promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

My Future (Table of Contents: 14)

My Anti-Drug / public service announcement / 1 page (report information)

Script

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Pencils

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Inks

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Colors

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Letters

typeset

Editing

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Synopsis

PSA anti-drug message, from Office of National Drug Control Policy and Partnership for A Drug-Free America.

Indexer Notes

inside back cover

Being A Soldier Means Somebody's Always Got Your Back (Table of Contents: 15) (Expand) /

U.S. Army / advertisement / 1 page (report information)