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- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Adam Patyk
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- humor; superhero
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- Green Goblin; Venom; Wolverine; Storm; Spider-Man; Daredevil; Hulk
- Synopsis
- Green Goblin dares Venom to lick a flagpole. His tongue gets stuck. Wolverine, Storm, Spider-Man, and Daredevil go by. Green Goblin gets Hulk to help get Venom unstuck, but they end up decapitating him and leaving the body there.
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- action figures; flagpolel battle-damaged; fumetti; tongue; ultimate
All characters are MiniMates by Art Asylum.
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- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Adam Patyk; Jon Gutierrez
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- Genre
- humor; superhero
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- Willie; Mr. Fantastic; Invisible Woman; Thing; Human Torch; H.E.R.B.I.E.; Franklin Richards; Dr. Doom; Haley Joel Osment; M.O.D.O.K.; Vision; Scarlet Witch; Mysterio; Soundwave
- Synopsis
- Human Torch gets mad when the others get checks from the Fantastic Four cartoon where he was replaced by H.E.R.B.I.E. He decides to get his revenge by entering H.E.R.B.I.E. in a battle bots competition, and takes Franklin with him. However, H.E.R.B.I.E. wins, so Human Torch decides to fight him. He ends up in traction.
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- action figures; Asimov's Law; banana; Battlebots; Daily Bugle; Franklin Mint; fumetti; hot dog; ice cream; John Wayne; pizza; Styx; Twisted Toyfare Theatre
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- So under his clothes he was a chicken the whole time?
- Genre
- humor; superhero
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- Harley Quinn; He-Man; Orko
- Synopsis
- Orko was a turkey all along.
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- action figures; fumetti; turkey
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- Curse you, DeVito!
- Genre
- humor; superhero
- Characters
- Batman; Danny DeVito
- Synopsis
- Danny DeVito is in Batman's toilet.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; Death to Smoochy; fumetti; toilet
The Batman figure is from Batman Returns by Kenner and the Danny DeVito figure is a penguin.
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- Come on, just three more!
- Genre
- humor; adventure; science fiction
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- Tusken Raiders; Scarlett; Iron Man
- Synopsis
- Scarlett eats bugs.
- Keywords
- action figures; alcohol; Big Shot; bugs; fumetti
The Tusken Raider figure is from Star Wars by Hasbro, the Scarlett figure is from G.I. Joe by Hasbro, and the Iron Man figure is from Avengers Box Set by Toy-Biz.
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- You either have a really good explanation for why that's empty, or you're the worst babysitter ever.
- Genre
- humor; superhero
- Characters
- He-Man; Puggy Pig
- Synopsis
- Puggy Pig has an empty baby carrier.
- Keywords
- action figures; baby carrier; Big Shot; fumetti
The He-Man figure is from Masters of the Universe by Mattel and the Power Pig figure is from Power Rangers by Bandai.
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- What an adventure!
- Genre
- humor; science fiction; adventure
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- Will Wheaton; sandtrooper
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- Will Wheaton is going to update his online journal.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; coffin; fumetti
The Will Wheaton figure Wesley Crusher is from Star Trek: The Next Generation by Playmates and the sandtrooper figure is from Star Wars by Hasbro.
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- All right Ultra-Humanite - it's back to ultra-prison for you!
- Genre
- humor; superhero
- Characters
- Superman; Ultra-Humanite; Kyoko Otonashi
- Synopsis
- Superman arrests Ultra-Humanite.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti
The Superman figure is from Superman by DC Direct, the Ultra-Humanite figure is a cat, and the Kyoko Otonashi figure is from Maison Ikkoki by Bandai.
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- I'll save you fair maiden!
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Dirk Daring; Ibuki Yogami; Dave
- Synopsis
- Dirk tries to save Ibuki from Dave.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti
The Dirk the Daring figure is from Dragon's Lair by AnJon and the Ibuki Yogami figure is from Maison Ikkoku by Bandai.
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- Bob Purvis
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- My new, state-of-the-art snowboard allows me to go anywhere I want!
- Genre
- humor; fantasy-supernatural; military
- Characters
- Cobra Commander; Kelek
- Synopsis
- Snowboards and adult diapers both let you go anywhere you want.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; Blank Shot; fumetti; snowboarding
The Cobra Commander figure is from G.I. Joe: ARAH by Hasbro and the Kelek figure is from Advanced Dungeons & Dragons by UN.
The script was submitted to the "Blank Shot" contest at the Toyfare website.
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- No son of mine is going to grow up to transform into a semi truck!
- Genre
- humor; science fiction
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- Megatron; Starscream
- Synopsis
- Megatron and Starscream try to raise their son.
- Keywords
- action figures; fumetti