- Script
- Jaime Hernandez (credited as Jaime "The Walter Cronkite of Professional Wrestling" Hernandez)
- Pencils
- Jaime Hernandez (credited as Jaime "The Walter Cronkite of Professional Wrestling" Hernandez)
- Inks
- Jaime Hernandez (credited as Jaime "The Walter Cronkite of Professional Wrestling" Hernandez)
- Letters
- Jaime Hernandez (credited as Jaime "The Walter Cronkite of Professional Wrestling" Hernandez)
- Genre
- drama
- Characters
- Maggie Chascarillo (flashback) (from diary); Nacho Chascarillo (1st appearance); Letty Chavez (flashback); Del Chimney (flashback) (single-panel); Hopey Glass; Lester; Daffy Matsumoto; Mrs. Glass (flashback); Izzy Ortiz; Speedy Ortiz (flashback) (photo); Fifi Rick; Licha Rodriguez (flashback) (single-panel); Tex; Nan Tucker; Benny; Twyla; Crystal; Jenny; Dudu; Blanche (TV show); Mr. Dennis; Mrs. Watkins; Mugs; Tex's Mom; Tex's unnamed brother
- Synopsis
- A large group of ladies dressed up as little girls are at Nan's place, hired by her to fulfill her fetish. Jenny's aggressiveness sets off Mrs. Watkins, who strikes her in the head with her cane, causing her to collapse and ultimately be hospitalized. Izzy visits Nacho and winds up reading from Maggie's diary, detailing how Maggie met her best friend Letty and how they first got into punk rock. Hopey goes back to Tex's place but then two thugs, sending a message from Nan, force their way in and physically assault the both of them, leaving Hopey bloodied and Tex hospitalized.
- Reprints
It's finally revealed that the title for this story was from the namesake tune by the rock band Sweet.
Mugs, one of the thugs that assaulted Hopey and Tex is unnamed here. His name is from the cast of characters page in the Perla la Loca book.
- Script
- Gilbert Hernandez (signed as Beto)
- Pencils
- Gilbert Hernandez (signed as Beto)
- Inks
- Gilbert Hernandez (signed as Beto)
- Letters
- Gilbert Hernandez (signed as Beto)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- That- fucking little faggot... that little...
- Genre
- drama
- Characters
- Hilda Beltran; Ofelia Beltran; Gorgo Cienfuego; Cilingis; Flaco; Luba; Lucy; Moises Moraga; Pepa; Cilingis's grandkids; Omo; Pino; Boy; Tarzan
- Synopsis
- Gorgo ties up loose ends with people in Peter and Luba's orbit, stating that he's going to California. Luba, Ofelia and Hilda go to Isleta, the latter two's hometown where they find their home destroyed. Luba continues her carousing and Ofelia deals with her serious back injury.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- soap opera
Part eleven of the earliest origins of Luba and her cousin Ofelia.