- Script
- 小林まこと (credited as Makoto Kobayashi); Dana Lewis (credited) (translation); Toren Smith (credited) (translation)
- Pencils
- 小林まこと (credited as Makoto Kobayashi)
- Inks
- 小林まこと (credited as Makoto Kobayashi); Jason Hvam (credited) (retouch)
- Letters
- Jason Hvam (credited)
- Genre
- humor
This is actually the sixth chapter of Club 9, so the "Seven" in the title is a mistake; this is confirmed by the use of the same number for the Club 9 segment in the next issue.