- Script
- Jim Valentino (script; co-plotter); Don Simpson (co-plotter); Bob Burden (Flaming Carrot only); Larry Marder (Mr. Spook only)
- Pencils
- Jim Valentino; Don Simpson (Megaton Man; and certain characters on pages 9, 20 and 21); Bob Burden (Flaming Carrot only); Larry Marder (Mr. Spook and Beanworld only); Brad Foster (credited as Brad W. Foster) (some backgrounds on pages 2, 3, 16, 17 [panel one] and 18)); Mike Allred (Madman only); Sergio Aragonés (Groo only); Rick Veitch (Mystery Incorporated characters only); Scott McCloud (Zot only); Scott Saavedra (Dr. Radium only); Jeff Smith (Smiley Bone and Phoney Bone only); Katherine Collins (credited as Arn Saba) (Neil the Horse only); R. L. Crabb (credited as Bob Crabbe) (Junior Jackalope and Squirrley only); Batton Lash (Wolff and Byrd only); James A. Owen (Starchild only); Dave Sim (Cerebus only); Mark Bodé (Bodé Broad only)
- Inks
- Jim Valentino; Don Simpson (Megaton Man; and certain characters on pages 9, 20 and 21); Bob Burden (Flaming Carrot only); Larry Marder (Mr. Spook and Beanworld only); Brad Foster (credited as Brad W. Foster) (some backgrounds on pages 2, 3, 16, 17 [panel one] and 18); Mike Allred (Madman only); Sergio Aragonés (Groo only); Rick Veitch (Mystery Incorporated characters only); Scott McCloud (Zot only); Scott Saavedra (Dr. Radium only); Jeff Smith (Smiley Bone and Phoney Bone only); Katherine Collins (credited as Arn Saba) (Neil the Horse only); R. L. Crabb (credited as Bob Crabbe) (Junior Jackalope and Squirrley only); Batton Lash (Wolff and Byrd only); James A. Owen (Starchild only); Dave Sim (Cerebus only); Mark Bodé (Bodé Broad only)
- Colors
- Larry Marder (pages 22, 23); Gloria Vasquez (guides); Rob Schwager (credited as Rob Schwaeger) (computer separations)
- Letters
- Jim Valentino; Don Simpson (Megaton Man and certain characters; also letter-script on page 14); Bob Burden (Flaming Carrot only); Larry Marder (Mr. Spook only)
- Genre
- humor; superhero; satire-parody
- Characters
- Guardians of the Galaxy: Charlie-27 (cameo); Nikki (cameo); Starhawk [Stakar Ogord] (cameo)
Atomic Mouse [Cimota Mouse] (cameo); Bat-Mite (cameo); Batman [Bruce Wayne] (cameo); Phoney Bone (cameo); Smiley Bone (cameo); Jeff Byrd (cameo); Captain America [Steve Rogers] (statue); Captain Everything; Captain Marvel [Billy Batson] (cameo); Cerebus (cameo); Concrete (cameo); Death (cameo); The Fat Fury [Herbie Popnecker] (cameo); Flaming Carrot ([also as Bloodclot the Untamable]); Groo (cameo); Gumby (cameo); Krazy Kat (statue); Madman [Frank Einstein] (cameo); Mary Marvel [Mary Batson] (cameo); Megaton Man [Trent Phloog]; Miracleman [Michael Moran] (cameo); normalman [Norm]; Prime [Kevin Green] (cameo); Homer Simpson (cameo); Solar (cameo); Spawn [Al Simmons] (cameo); Spider-Man [Peter Parker] (cameo); Supergirl (cameo); Superman [Clark Kent] (cameo); Alanna Wolff (cameo); Wolverine [Logan] (cameo); Zot (cameo); Mr. Spook; Splitting Image characters [Vapor; TractionShock; Pittstop [Pit-Stop]; Mall; Spasm; Jolly Green Drag-Queen; Sandbox] (cameos); Neil the Horse (cameo); Dr. Radium (cameo); Mystery Incorporated [Crystal Man [Craig Crandall]; Neon Queen [Jeannie Morrow]; The Planet [Biff Baker]] (cameos); Junior Jackalope (cameo); Squirrley (cameo); Starchild (cameo); Radioactive Man [Claude Kane III] (cameo); Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat (cameo); Dynamo (cameo); Cheesewiz; John Byrne; Little Nemo; Neil Gaiman; Beavis (cameo); Butt-Head (cameo); Beanish; Bodé Broad (cameo); Scott McCloud; Yellow Kid (statue); Slimy (Stan Lee parody); Watchers (cameos); Paul Levitz; Karen Berger; Jenette Kahn; Hardcase (cameo); Tom Mason; Uglyverse characters (parodies of the Ultraverse characters); Peevish Diversion (Peter David parody); Neal Adams; Mike Richardson; Todd McFarlane; Professor Garbanzo; Boom'r Band; Gran'Ma'Pa; a Sprout-Butt; a Goofy Jerk
- Synopsis
- Captain Everything and Megaton Man want to join the Splitting Image universe.
- Reprints
Lots of cameos of independent publishing characters and comics industry professionals.
Valentino provides background art on pages 1, 5-8, 10-11 and 17-18.