Collier's #v133#5
(March 5, 1954)

Collier's, 1888 Series
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Volume
133
Price
0.15 USD
Pages
104
Indicia Frequency
every other week
On-sale Date
1954
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
The Crowell-Collier Publishing Co.
Printer
Printed in U.S.A.
Editing
Roger Dakin (credited) (editor)

The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1)

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Script
Gurney Williams
Pencils
Hans Knopf (photograph)
Inks
Hans Knopf (photograph)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Unlike the average man, whose mind goes into a soothing state of torpor the instant he sinks into a barber chair, artist Al Hirschfeld never does a lick of work unless he's sitting or reclining in a barber chair.
Genre
non-fiction
Characters
Al Hirschfeld (photo)

Pages
6 - 6

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

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Script
Chas. Skiles (signed)
Pencils
Chas. Skiles (signed)
Inks
Chas. Skiles (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
We're terribly busy. You'll have to make an appointment to make an appointment with Mr. Blidget
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

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Script
David Huffine (credited) (signed as Huffine)
Pencils
David Huffine (credited) (signed as Huffine)
Inks
David Huffine (credited) (signed as Huffine)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Hi, pop - wanna hear Holiday for Strings?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

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Script
Jeff Keate (credited, signed)
Pencils
Jeff Keate (credited, signed)
Inks
Jeff Keate (credited, signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Don't you think probably the first thing is to have an income?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

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Script
Kirk Stiles (signed as Kirk) (credited as Kirk)
Pencils
Kirk Stiles (signed as Kirk) (credited as Kirk)
Inks
Kirk Stiles (signed as Kirk) (credited as Kirk)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It was easy! I just asked him if he didn't think he was getting too old to help with house cleaning
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

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Script
William von Riegen (credited) (signed as Von Riegen)
Pencils
William von Riegen (credited) (signed as Von Riegen)
Inks
William von Riegen (credited) (signed as Von Riegen)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I think George is hinting I should come home. His last check bounced
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

Tizzy / cartoon / 0.2 page (report information)

Script
Kate Osann (credited) (signed as Osann)
Pencils
Kate Osann (credited) (signed as Osann)
Inks
Kate Osann (credited) (signed as Osann)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Who do we know who has a top on his car?
Genre
humor; teen
Characters
Tizzy
Keywords
rain

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

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Script
Chon Day (credited, signed)
Pencils
Chon Day (credited, signed)
Inks
Chon Day (credited, signed)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
What'll ya have, mac?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

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Script
Robert Day (credited) (signed as Robt Day)
Pencils
Robert Day (credited) (signed as Robt Day)
Inks
Robert Day (credited) (signed as Robt Day)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I said, 'Are you the nearest one?'
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

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Script
Bil Keane (credited, signed)
Pencils
Bil Keane (credited, signed)
Inks
Bil Keane (credited, signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Would you have one that looks like a flowerpot?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

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Script
Phil Interlandi (credited, signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi (credited, signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi (credited, signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oh, yes, the wife says a large-size bottle of meat tenderizer
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

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Script
Chas. Skiles (credited, signed)
Pencils
Chas. Skiles (credited, signed)
Inks
Chas. Skiles (credited, signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
When I grow up, will some dame and some little boy drive me to the verge of bankruptcy too, pop?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

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Script
Virgil Partch (credited) (signed as VIP)
Pencils
Virgil Partch (credited) (signed as VIP)
Inks
Virgil Partch (credited) (signed as VIP)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I guess it is a beaver, at that
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

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Script
Ned Hilton (credited, signed)
Pencils
Ned Hilton (credited, signed)
Inks
Ned Hilton (credited, signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Well, well, Reverend, haven't seen you in a month of Sundays
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

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Script
Edwin Lepper (credited) (signed as lepper)
Pencils
Edwin Lepper (credited) (signed as lepper)
Inks
Edwin Lepper (credited) (signed as lepper)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's nice of you to let me call on you, Bernice. All the girls I used to see are married now
Genre
humor
Characters
Bernice

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

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Script
Larry Harris (credited, signed)
Pencils
Larry Harris (credited, signed)
Inks
Larry Harris (credited, signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'll tell you what happened if you'll promise not to laugh
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

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Script
Fritz Wilkinson (signed as F Wilkinson)
Pencils
Fritz Wilkinson (signed as F Wilkinson)
Inks
Fritz Wilkinson (signed as F Wilkinson)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's made especially for our mild winters!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

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Script
Herb Williams (credited, signed)
Pencils
Herb Williams (credited, signed)
Inks
Herb Williams (credited, signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Now, let's make a target out of this
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

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Script
Robert Barnes (credited as Bob Barnes) (signed as BOB BARNES)
Pencils
Robert Barnes (credited as Bob Barnes) (signed as BOB BARNES)
Inks
Robert Barnes (credited as Bob Barnes) (signed as BOB BARNES)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I presume you realize that this hand you're asking for will be constantly in your pocket
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

Butch / cartoon / 0.2 page (report information)

Script
Larry Reynolds (credited, signed)
Pencils
Larry Reynolds (credited, signed)
Inks
Larry Reynolds (credited, signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Be right wit' you. He just wants to itemize what we're taking, for his income-tax deductions
Genre
humor
Characters
Butch

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

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Script
Don Tobin (credited, signed)
Pencils
Don Tobin (credited, signed)
Inks
Don Tobin (credited, signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
There's nothing wrong. It is snow!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

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Script
Bob Schroeter (credited, signed)
Pencils
Bob Schroeter (credited, signed)
Inks
Bob Schroeter (credited, signed)
Colors
?
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's not so much when you consider it's all deductible
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

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Script
Peter Wyma (credited, signed)
Pencils
Peter Wyma (credited, signed)
Inks
Peter Wyma (credited, signed)
Colors
?
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Aw, whattya mean, you could still go another round? The fight ain't started yet!
Genre
humor
Keywords
boxing

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

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Script
Chas. Skiles (credited, signed)
Pencils
Chas. Skiles (credited, signed)
Inks
Chas. Skiles (credited, signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
How can you sit there so calmly? If he doesn't get there in time it will mean the end of the world!
Genre
humor; children

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

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Script
Kate Osann (credited) (signed as Osann)
Pencils
Kate Osann (credited) (signed as Osann)
Inks
Kate Osann (credited) (signed as Osann)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Anybody could be a genius with his luck
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

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Script
George H. Green (credited as George Hamilton Green) (signed)
Pencils
George H. Green (credited as George Hamilton Green) (signed)
Inks
George H. Green (credited as George Hamilton Green) (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'd like to see her kitchen sink. I'll bet that's well stacked too
Genre
humor
Keywords
swimsuit

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

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Script
Kate Osann (credited) (signed as Osann)
Pencils
Kate Osann (credited) (signed as Osann)
Inks
Kate Osann (credited) (signed as Osann)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
All this isn't exactly new to me, sir. My mother was a major in the WAC in World War Two
Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

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Script
Fritz Wilkinson (credited) (signed as F Wilkinson)
Pencils
Fritz Wilkinson (credited) (signed as F Wilkinson)
Inks
Fritz Wilkinson (credited) (signed as F Wilkinson)
Colors
?
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
He's strictly a one man dog. Never bites anyone but me
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

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Script
Stan Fine (credited, signed)
Pencils
Stan Fine (credited, signed)
Inks
Stan Fine (credited, signed)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Yeah, the kid's pretty clever along those lines. He built that baby out of a few secondhand parts and $550 of my money
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

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Script
Charles Pearson (credited) (signed as Pearson)
Pencils
Charles Pearson (credited) (signed as Pearson)
Inks
Charles Pearson (credited) (signed as Pearson)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Up to now all you could get out of these things was a bed
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

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Script
Al Boime (credited, signed)
Pencils
Al Boime (credited, signed)
Inks
Al Boime (credited, signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I didn't have the heart to shoot him - and besides, he seems quite happy as a rug
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

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Script
Ned Hilton (credited, signed)
Pencils
Ned Hilton (credited, signed)
Inks
Ned Hilton (credited, signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Mind if I make a suggestion, Jerry, old man?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

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Script
Hank Baeb (credited, signed)
Pencils
Hank Baeb (credited, signed)
Inks
Hank Baeb (credited, signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I was beginning to think I'd never win one
Genre
humor
Editing
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Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 1. ["Unlike the average man, whose mind goes into a soothing state of torpor the instant he sinks into a barber chair, artist Al Hirschfeld never does a lick of work unless he's sitting or reclining in a barber chair."]
  2. 2. ["We're terribly busy. You'll have to make an appointment to make an appointment with Mr. Blidget"]
  3. 3. ["Hi, pop - wanna hear Holiday for Strings?"]
  4. 4. ["Don't you think probably the first thing is to have an income?"]
  5. 5. ["It was easy! I just asked him if he didn't think he was getting too old to help with house cleaning"]
  6. 6. ["I think George is hinting I should come home. His last check bounced"]
  7. 7. ["Who do we know who has a top on his car?"]
    Tizzy
  8. 8. ["What'll ya have, mac?"]
  9. 9. ["I said, 'Are you the nearest one?'"]
  10. 10. ["Would you have one that looks like a flowerpot?"]
  11. 11. ["Oh, yes, the wife says a large-size bottle of meat tenderizer"]
  12. 12. ["When I grow up, will some dame and some little boy drive me to the verge of bankruptcy too, pop?"]
  13. 13. ["I guess it is a beaver, at that"]
  14. 14. ["Well, well, Reverend, haven't seen you in a month of Sundays"]
  15. 15. ["It's nice of you to let me call on you, Bernice. All the girls I used to see are married now"]
  16. 16. ["I'll tell you what happened if you'll promise not to laugh"]
  17. 17. ["It's made especially for our mild winters!"]
  18. 18. ["Now, let's make a target out of this"]
  19. 19. ["I presume you realize that this hand you're asking for will be constantly in your pocket"]
  20. 20. ["Be right wit' you. He just wants to itemize what we're taking, for his income-tax deductions"]
    Butch
  21. 21. ["There's nothing wrong. It is snow!"]
  22. 22. ["It's not so much when you consider it's all deductible"]
  23. 23. ["Aw, whattya mean, you could still go another round? The fight ain't started yet!"]
  24. 24. ["How can you sit there so calmly? If he doesn't get there in time it will mean the end of the world!"]
  25. 25. ["Anybody could be a genius with his luck"]
  26. 26. ["I'd like to see her kitchen sink. I'll bet that's well stacked too"]
  27. 27. ["All this isn't exactly new to me, sir. My mother was a major in the WAC in World War Two"]
  28. 28. ["He's strictly a one man dog. Never bites anyone but me"]
  29. 29. ["Yeah, the kid's pretty clever along those lines. He built that baby out of a few secondhand parts and $550 of my money"]
  30. 30. ["Up to now all you could get out of these things was a bed"]
  31. 31. ["I didn't have the heart to shoot him - and besides, he seems quite happy as a rug"]
  32. 32. ["Mind if I make a suggestion, Jerry, old man?"]
  33. 33. ["I was beginning to think I'd never win one"]
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