Movie star Eva Bardner (Ava Gardner) is appearing at the base movie theater. Sad Sack realizes it is the same girl he dated years ago named Aggie Schmaltz. Aggie had been dating Clark Stable (Clark Gable) who told her to be a movie star and introduced her to Cecil B. De Milly (Cecil B. Demille). She takes Sad Sack to get her picture taken with him, just like Ronnie Taylor (Rod Taylor). Sad Sack dumps her because her life is too exciting. He finds the picture and charges everyone $2.00 to meet her at the movie. She gets her revenge and says she never met him.