Sack is so used to sleeping outside in the rain with his helmet on, that when he goes home to visit his mother he sleeps in the shower with a pan on his head.
After a blow to the head makes him a genius, Sack is elected President of the United States; after hitting his head again and losing his intelligence, he fails in his re-election bid and goes back to the Army.
Slob Slobinski; Sad Sack; Sarge; Colonel Lilyliver; Colonel Grunty
Synopsis
After Colonel Lilyliver posts a notice that any sergeant who uses harsh language to the men will be demoted, Sack secretly records Sarge abusing him. However Colonel Lilyliver is replaced by Colonel Grunty, who has very different views.
Captain Softseat, Lieutenant Packrat, and the Sarge all agree that something needs to be done about food being taken from the refrigerator during the night; then the electricity goes out, and when it comes back on it's the three of them who are stealing a snack.