Archie's Joke Book Magazine #151

(August 1970)

Party Smarty (Table of Contents: 1)

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Leroy always ruins my parties with his pranks!

Genre

humor; teen

Characters

Veronica Lodge; Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper

Synopsis

Veronica is afraid Cousin Leroy is going to do something to ruin her party, but Archie tells her not to worry.

Big Greeting (Table of Contents: 2)

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Hi, Mr. Weatherbee!

Genre

humor; teen

Characters

Archie Andrews; Waldo Weatherbee

Synopsis

Archie encourages Mr. Weatherbee to do whatever he feels like.

Fright Sight (Table of Contents: 3)

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How about a date, buttercup?

Genre

humor; teen

Characters

Archie Andrews; Veronica Lodge

Synopsis

Archie shows Veronica all the safety items that he's put in his car.

The Best-Test (Table of Contents: 4)

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My father is the most important millionaire in town!

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humor; teen

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Claudia; Veronica Lodge; Jughead Jones; Archie Andrews

Synopsis

Veronica and Claudia argue over whose father is more important.

Cool School (Table of Contents: 5)

Miss Grundy / comic story / 1 page (report information)

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George Gladir

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So that teachers and students can better appreciate each other's rule...

Genre

humor

Characters

Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones; Waldo Weatherbee; Geraldine Grundy

Synopsis

Mr. Weatherbee has Archie and Miss Grundy trade places.

Reprints

• in Archie's TV Laugh-Out (Archie, 1969 series) #12 (May 1972)
which is reprinted
• in Archie's Double Digest Magazine (Archie, 1984 series) #50 (January 1991)

Boobology (Table of Contents: 6)

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D-duh, Dilton, you've got to help me!

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humor; teen

Characters

Moose Mason; Dilton Doiley

Synopsis

Moose comes to Dilton with his memory problems.

Auto-mad-ic (Table of Contents: 7)

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Mr. Weatherbee! What happened?

Genre

humor

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Geraldine Grundy; Waldo Weatherbee

Synopsis

Borrowing Archie's car got Mr. Weatherbee in trouble.

Acceptable Switch (Table of Contents: 8)

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Sorry, girls, but I don't want to be class president this year!

Genre

humor; teen

Characters

Archie Andrews; Veronica Lodge; Betty Cooper; Jughead Jones

Synopsis

Archie doesn't want to be class president, so the girls come up with an alternative.

Off the Menu (Table of Contents: 9)

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What a time I had, girls!...You wouldn't believe it!

Genre

humor; teen

Characters

Ethel Muggs; Veronica Lodge; Betty Cooper

Synopsis

Ethel tells the girls about meeting a good-looking guy.

Pep Talk (Table of Contents: 10)

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Look, men, you've got to be tough to win this game!

Genre

humor; teen

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Jughead Jones; Coach Kleats; Archie Andrews; Reggie Mantle; Moose Mason

Synopsis

Coach Kleats tries to inspire the basketball team.

Rare Flair (Table of Contents: 11)

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Hey, Veronica, you wanna dig something that'll blow your mind?

Genre

humor; teen

Characters

Veronica Lodge; Archie Andrews; Hot Dog; Jughead Jones

Synopsis

Jughead regrets teaching Hot Dog how to race slot cars.

A Little Drip (Table of Contents: 12)

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It's a pretty nasty day out, sir! The rain is coming down in buckets!

Genre

humor; teen

Characters

Veronica Lodge; Archie Andrews; Smithers; Hiram Lodge

Synopsis

On a rainy day, Mr. Lodge wants to get rid of Archie.

Tent Lament (Table of Contents: 13)

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Camping is outasite!

Genre

humor; teen

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Veronica Lodge; Betty Cooper; Smithers

Synopsis

Veronica has her own idea of roughing it.

Tough Sale (Table of Contents: 14)

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Mr. Lodge, we're selling chances to get money for baseball uniforms! They're only one dollar!

Genre

humor; teen

Characters

Hiram Lodge; Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones

Synopsis

Archie tries to get Mr. Lodge to buy raffle tickets.

Wait Fate (Table of Contents: 15)

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This bumper to bumper traffic gets me uptight, Betty!

Genre

humor; teen

Characters

Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge

Synopsis

Traffic is getting to Veronica.

Indexer Notes

In the first panel, a billboard in the background shows an ad for Young 'N Free products that appears as a full page elsewhere in this issue.

Dialogue Overheard While Walking Through the School Corridors (Table of Contents: 16)

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Are you going to the school dance, Betty?

Genre

humor

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Waldo Weatherbee; Betty Cooper; Ethel Muggs

Synopsis

Mr. Weatherbee listens to a conversation between Betty and Ethel about the upcoming dance.

Sprinkler Thinker (Table of Contents: 17)

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I promised Daddy to help water the lawn!

Genre

humor; children

Characters

Li'l Jinx

Synopsis

Jinx finds a way to water the lawn.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

Archie Club News / letters page / 2 pages (report information)

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Dear Archie, During my last vacation I had a very interesting experience.

Indexer Notes

Letters from Brooke Schwartz (1st prize), Cindy Laxton (2nd prize), Kathy Birt (3rd prize), and Christi Burkleo (4th prize), plus instructions on joining the Archie Club.

The Space Ace (Table of Contents: 19)

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I'm looking forward to the next decade...it's going to be exciting!

Genre

humor

Characters

Waldo Weatherbee; Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones

Synopsis

Archie compares Jughead to the astronauts.

Hanky Panky (Table of Contents: 20)

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This is a recess period, but I feel tense and all strung out!

Genre

humor; teen

Characters

Jughead Jones; Archie Andrews; Waldo Weatherbee (photo only)

Synopsis

A picture on the wall of Mr. Weatherbee makes Archie and Jughead nervous.

Happy Talk Keep Talking (Table of Contents: 21)

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Students, last week we talked about the definition of man!

Genre

humor; teen

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Professor Flutesnoot; Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Jughead Jones

Synopsis

Professor Flutesnoot intends to teach the science class about women, but Archie doesn't think he can do it.

Reprints

• in Archie's TV Laugh-Out (Archie, 1969 series) #12 (May 1972)

Secret Weapon (Table of Contents: 22)

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Don't start anything with me, Reggie! I've been studying karate!

Genre

humor; teen

Characters

Betty Cooper; Archie Andrews; Reggie Mantle

Synopsis

Reggie calls Archie's bluff.

True Story (Table of Contents: 23)

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Veronica, tell Archie not to come over today! I have a dreadful headache!

Genre

humor; teen

Characters

Hiram Lodge; Veronica Lodge; Archie Andrews

Synopsis

Mr. Lodge is lying about having a headache--until Archie arrives.