- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Tom Moore
- Inks
- Joe Edwards
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- Joe Edwards
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Miss Grundy; Ludwig van Beethoven; Christopher Columbus; Richard E. Byrd; Elizabeth I; Julius Caesar; William Shakespeare; George Washington; Clyde Diddit (mentioned)
- Synopsis
- Miss Grundy explains how famous historical figures were actually the beatniks of their day.
Pencils previously credited to Joe Edwards.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Orlando Busino
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Archie Andrews (host)
- Synopsis
- Examples of people and places which have achieved dubious distinctions, including Shelia Gabber, "Rocking Daddy" Ginch, and Alice Bownser.
Previously credited to Bob White
- Script
- George Gladir ?
- Pencils
- Bob White
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Archie Andrews; Veronica Lodge; Moose Mason; Jughead Jones; Betty Cooper
- Synopsis
- Literal translations of song title imagery are illustrated.
Previously credited to Samm Schwartz.