Reggie Mantle (host); Jughead Jones; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Moose Mason; Archie Andrews; Miss Grundy; Mr. Weatherbee; Clyde Diddit (mentioned)
Synopsis
Jughead shows us what characters say and the insults they're thinking. In this case, Betty asks Jughead to meet her parents, Veronica observes Betty doing laundry, and Archie encourages Moose after failing history.
Veronica shows us the changes that would made if teenagers ran the Treasury, including making the Treasury building to a piggy bank, creating two national allowance days per week, and putting teen idols (and Clyde Diddit) on currency.
Examples of advertising in schools are given, including aspirin ads for teachers, ear plug ads for failing students, and hickory stick ads for principals.
Archie Andrews (host); Ophelia Glutenschnable; Coach Kleats; Reggie Mantle; Jughead Jones; Pop Tate; Big Moose Mason; Veronica Lodge; Fred Andrews
Synopsis
Archie points out what it would be like if people said the opposite of what was expected of them; for example, a beatnik that admits his poetry is bad.
Dilton Doiley (host); Horace Idleboy; Stanley Goofoff
Synopsis
Dilton shows us a boy who can't read the blackboard, but can spot a redhead three blocks away, and another boy is is too injured for sports practice, but not to dance at the soda fountain.