Jughead Jones; Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Mr. Weatherbee
Jughead's chemistry teacher says he's a catalyst causing reactions between people. As he walks through the hallways explaining the idea to Archie, everyone he passes gets into an argument. He finally escorts a visitor to Mr. Weatherbee's office, but the visitor turns out to be a robber, taking the school payroll from the safe.
Jughead Jones; Reggie Mantle; Betty Cooper; Archie Andrews; Mr. Lodge; Mr. Weatherbee
Jughead sells stock in himself, but when Mr. Weatherbee says the students had better get a profit, Jughead seeks advice from Mr. Lodge. Mr. Lodge leaves Jughead in the office. Jughead takes a phone call and tells the broker to sell. He panics and calls the broker back telling him to buy. Mr. Lodge kicks him out over the fiasco, but Mr. Lodge finds out he has made a profit of three million dollars from the transactions. Mr. Lodge buys all the shares in Jughead for ten dollars a share, so all the gang made money.
Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones
Veronica forces Archie to ask Betty out on a pity date. Then the school moves the Fall Festival dance to that evening. Rather than go back on her word, Veronica tries to use Betty's naive suggestibility to convince her that she's too sick to keep the date.
Jughead realizes he isn't in the grade school photo so he tries to find his graduation certificate. The certificate is missing, so Jughead takes a test and fails it, so he has to go back to fifth grade.