- Script
- Frank Doyle
- Pencils
- Dan DeCarlo
- Inks
- Vincent DeCarlo
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- Vincent DeCarlo
- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Josie; Melody; Pepper; Albert; Alexandra Cabot
- Synopsis
- After Mr. Cabot insults him, Albert expresses his hurt feelings by writing and playing the most depressing ballad of all time.
- Reprints
When reprinted in World of Archie Double Digest (Archie, 2010 series) #38, inks are credited to Rudy Lapick.
- Script
- Frank Doyle
- Pencils
- Dan DeCarlo
- Inks
- Vincent DeCarlo
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- Vincent DeCarlo
- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Josie; Melody; Pepper; Albert; Alexander Cabot III; Alexandra Cabot
- Synopsis
- Albert has come into a small amount of money and wants to throw a party. Alex winds up throwing the party instead, but every time Alex tries to dance with Josie, a mysterious person grabs him and throws him into the fountain.
- Reprints
When reprinted in World of Archie Double Digest (Archie, 2010 series) #38, inks are credited to Rudy Lapick.