- Script
- Craig Boldman (credited)
- Pencils
- Rex Lindsey (credited)
- Inks
- Rich Koslowski (credited)
- Colors
- Barry Grossman (credited)
- Letters
- Bill Yoshida (credited)
- Genre
- humor; teen
- Characters
- Jughead Jones; Googie Gilmore; Reggie Mantle; Veronica Lodge; Betty Cooper; Dilton Doily; Ethel Muggs; Archie Andrews; Professor Flutesnoot
- Synopsis
- Jughead puts candy bars in his ears when he sees Googie coming, because he knows what she's going to talk about.
- Reprints
Part 1, pages 1-5; Part 2, pages 6-11.
- Pencils
- Ellen Leonforte ?
- Inks
- Ellen Leonforte ?
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- typeset; ?
Essays by Vergel del Rosario (Pensacola, FL) and Veronika Glesc (Coquitlam, BC, Canada).