Archie Andrews [Freddy Iciclehands]; Betty Cooper [Patience Trueheart]; Reggie Mantle [Beau Guss]; Hal Cooper; Alice Cooper
Parody of Edward Scissorhands. Betty is delivering newspapers and wanders into an abandoned house and meets Freddy Iciclehands. She takes him home. He turns everything around him cold but eventually the people warm up to the benefits of his talent.