- Script
- Paul Di Filippo (credited)
- Pencils
- Jerry Ordway (credited)
- Inks
- Jerry Ordway (credited)
- Colors
- Randy Mayor (credited); Jonny Rench
- Letters
- Todd Klein (credited)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Squeeee!
- Genre
- superhero; detective-mystery
- Characters
- Kemlo; Irma Geddon; Rexa; Hoodoo Priest; Subliminal Kid; Girl Fifty-Four; Synaesthesia Jackson; Saltator; Curlew; Dust Devil; King Peacock; Major Sean Cindercott; Smax; Toybox; Shock-Headed Peter; Peregrine; Jack Phantom; Joe Pi; Rumor; Panthalassa; Max Millions; Roy Radium; Andy Soames [the Hell Ditch Pilgrim]; CAMEOS: the Lizard; Tasmanian Devil; Scarlet Witch; Magica de Spell; the Joker; Groucho Marx; mouse from Maus; Dennis the Menace (U.S. version); Chronos; Dr. Mid-Nite; Elektra; Vampirella; Hagar the Horrible; Catwoman; Dick Tracy; Fearless Fosdick; Johnny Quick (Earth-3); Underdog; Henry (Carl Anderson character); the Thing; Charlie Brown; Snoopy; Captain Action; Jar Jar Binks; Hawkman; McGruff the Crime Dog; Moonbeam McSwine; Luciano Pavarotti; Bouncing Boy; Solomon Grundy; Mr. Mxyztplk; Wolverine; Gyro Gearloose.
- Synopsis
- Police beat off the attack at the ballpark, but thousands of people are possessed by the Hell Ditch Pilgrim. The Rumor explains that only Robyn Slinger can confront and cure the Pilgrim, for her Toybox is Pandora's box, and with it she can give him hope. Cindercott demands that the police rally to protect the mayor, the supreme figure of authority, but the police ignore him so as to protect the citizens at large. Robyn's intervention is successful, although the mayor and Cindercott are destroyed in the chaos. Kemlo becomes the new chief, and the adventure ends as it began, with a picnic.
- Reprints
The story contains many references to other comics and literature, often in art, or in wordplay. These include: Red Sonja; Kurt Schaffenberger; C. C. Beck