Cracked #218
(March 1986)

Globe Communications, 1985 Series
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Price
1.25 USD
Pages
52
Indicia Frequency
monthly except February, April and June
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
Globe Communications Corp.
Barcode
0271000625403
Editing
Paul Lamont (credited) (editor-in-chief); Mort Todd (credited) (associate editor)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents)

cover / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
John Severin (credited, signed)
Inks
John Severin (credited, signed)
Colors
?

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Characters
Sylvester P. Smythe; Rocky Balboa

Contents (Table of Contents: 1)

table of contents / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
various
Inks
various
Letters
typeset

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

Letters / letters page / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Mort Todd ?
Pencils
various
Inks
various
Letters
typeset

Box Office Future (Table of Contents: 3)

comic story / 6 pages (report information)

Script
Joe Catalano (credited); Mort Todd (credited) (continuity)
Pencils
John Severin (credited)
Inks
John Severin (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Parody of the film 'Back to the Future.'

Cracked Look at Super-Zeros! (Table of Contents: 4)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Mort Todd (credited)
Pencils
Tom J. Bacas (credited)
Inks
Tom J. Bacas (credited)
Letters
?

Genre
humor; satire-parody; superhero
Reprints

Sports Strikes for '86! (Table of Contents: 5)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Tom Short (signed)
Inks
Tom Short (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Reprints

Am I Normal? (Table of Contents: 6)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Joe Catalano (credited)
Pencils
Daniel Clowes (credited)
Inks
Daniel Clowes (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

[Magnet Robot] (Table of Contents: 7)

Robot War / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Mort Todd
Pencils
Steve Ditko
Inks
Steve Ditko
Letters
Steve Ditko

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A robot with a magnet destroys his enemies until he faces an opponent made from plastic.
Reprints

When the World Runs Out of Water! (Table of Contents: 8)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
George Gladir (credited)
Pencils
Éric Cartier (credited)
Inks
Éric Cartier (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Laughing Matter (Table of Contents: 9)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Tom J. Bacas (credited)
Pencils
Daniel Clowes (credited as Herk Abner) (signed as Abner)
Inks
Daniel Clowes (credited as Herk Abner) (signed as Abner)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Reprints

More Celebrity Balloons (Table of Contents: 10)

cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Tony Tallarico (signed)
Pencils
Tony Tallarico (signed)
Inks
Tony Tallarico (signed)

Genre
humor; satire-parody

A Real American Nut! (Table of Contents: 11)

G.I. Joke / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Bob Fingerman (signed)
Pencils
Bob Fingerman (signed)
Inks
Bob Fingerman (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Parody of G.I. Joe. First G.I. Joke story.

Don't You Feel Stupid... (Table of Contents: 12)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

How Come Sylvester Gets So Much Space in Cracked... (Table of Contents: 13)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Cuz (signed)
Inks
Cuz (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

[Amusement Park Pictures] (Table of Contents: 14)

Hudd and Dini / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)
Pencils
Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)
Inks
Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)

Genre
humor
Characters
Hudd; Dini
Synopsis
Hudd and Dini escape into an amusement to have their picture taken as a disguise but the photographer is the prison guard.

More Cracked Is... (Table of Contents: 15)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Arnoldo Franchioni (signed as Francho)
Inks
Arnoldo Franchioni (signed as Francho)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Unreceveid Xmas Gifts That Could Have Changed the Course of History (Table of Contents: 16)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Absolutely, Unqestionably, Positively, Undeniably, the Very, Very Last of the Cracked Lens (and if We Don't Mean It We Should Be Struck Deaaaddd) (Table of Contents: 17)

The Cracked Lens / photo story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
? (photographs)
Inks
? (photographs)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

The Painting (Table of Contents: 18)

Sylvester's Corner / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Kevin Sacco (signed)
Pencils
Kevin Sacco (signed)
Inks
Kevin Sacco (signed)

Genre
humor
Characters
Sylvester P. Smythe
Synopsis
Sylvester paints himself into a corner then paints himself an exit.
Reprints

Christmas Joke Contest (Table of Contents: 19) (Expand) /

promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

Cracked Interviews Santa Claus, the Christmas King (Table of Contents: 20)

Cracked Interviews / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Bill Burke (signed)
Inks
Bill Burke (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Nancy Dickering

Indexer Notes

Nanny Dickering gives her name as 'Nancy' in this story. The character model is nothing like Bill Ward's Nanny Dickering.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

Shut-Ups / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Don Orehek (signed as Don Orehek)
Inks
Don Orehek (signed as Don Orehek)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
But, Mommy, I don't want to visit Grandma!
Genre
humor
Reprints

Kiss Sylvester Under the Mistletoe (Table of Contents: 22)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
Aron Laikin (sourced)
Inks
Aron Laikin (sourced)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Sylvester P. Smythe

Indexer Notes

On back cover.

Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. [no title indexed]
  2. 1. Contents
  3. 2. [no title indexed]
    Letters
  4. 3. Box Office Future
  5. 4. Cracked Look at Super-Zeros!
  6. 5. Sports Strikes for '86!
  7. 6. Am I Normal?
  8. 7. [Magnet Robot]
    Robot War
  9. 8. When the World Runs Out of Water!
  10. 9. Laughing Matter
  11. 10. More Celebrity Balloons
  12. 11. A Real American Nut!
    G.I. Joke
  13. 12. Don't You Feel Stupid...
  14. 13. How Come Sylvester Gets So Much Space in Cracked...
  15. 14. [Amusement Park Pictures]
    Hudd and Dini
  16. 15. More Cracked Is...
  17. 16. Unreceveid Xmas Gifts That Could Have Changed the Course of History
  18. 17. Absolutely, Unqestionably, Positively, Undeniably, the Very, Very Last of the Cracked Lens (and if We Don't Mean It We Should Be Struck Deaaaddd)
    The Cracked Lens
  19. 18. The Painting
    Sylvester's Corner
  20. 19. Christmas Joke Contest
  21. 20. Cracked Interviews Santa Claus, the Christmas King
    Cracked Interviews
  22. 21. ["But, Mommy, I don't want to visit Grandma!"]
    Shut-Ups
  23. 22. Kiss Sylvester Under the Mistletoe
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